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(Some Cable Guy)   "A woman waiting for cable installation at home wound up getting a more explicit display -- right in her own living room"   (venice.wtsp.com) divider line 94
    More: Florida, Sarasota County, telecommunications facility, woman waiting, sexual organs  
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2011-09-16 08:50:19 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2011-09-16 08:51:13 AM  
In his defense, it was co-whacks-ial cable.
 
2011-09-16 08:51:25 AM  
He just wanted to install his cable. She should be flattered.
 
2011-09-16 08:51:27 AM  
he was trying to offer her a better package then comcast does?



i got nuttin
 
2011-09-16 08:51:49 AM  
It could have been worse, the FIOS guy is into bukakke.
 
2011-09-16 08:53:54 AM  
It was an HD display -- horndog's DNA.
 
2011-09-16 08:54:31 AM  
Done in one.
 
2011-09-16 08:54:36 AM  
The woman told deputies Wheatley showed up to install cable service

images.wikia.com
?
 
2011-09-16 08:54:41 AM  
She displayed her box to him right there on top of the TV, what did she expect?
 
2011-09-16 08:55:18 AM  
I had the misfortune of working tech support for the cable company in my younger years. You heard some freaking stories about these cable guys. I had a customer call one day and said that the cable guy got all dirty from installing the coax so he just sort of helped himself to their bathroom where he took a shower. There were a few stories about them wanting to use the bathroom and then taking a record breaking shiat in customers toilet. Or sometimes they would just steal shiat from the customers or surf porn. Good times.
 
2011-09-16 08:55:24 AM  
I'm pretty sure when Comcast says the installer will come sometime between 1 pm and 8 pm, that's not what they mean.

/So, did he come?
 
2011-09-16 08:55:31 AM  
FTA:Wheatley denies any wrong-doing, but deputies charged him with "Exposure of Sexual Organs" anyway.

He denied it and they charged him anyway? Fascists.
 
2011-09-16 08:55:42 AM  
So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.
 
2011-09-16 08:56:14 AM  
Wait, you can get arrested for that?

Damn, there goes my weekend.
 
2011-09-16 08:58:29 AM  
"Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?
 
2011-09-16 08:58:49 AM  
I've seen this movie.
Not all the way through, of course.
 
2011-09-16 09:01:28 AM  
No, ma'am that's not me. It's hi-def 3D. Amazing, isn't it?
 
2011-09-16 09:01:39 AM  

This Looks Fun: He fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous.
 
2011-09-16 09:02:05 AM  
Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her.

At first I was like
img696.imageshack.us

But then I
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2011-09-16 09:03:09 AM  

jake_lex: This Looks Fun: He fixes the cable?

Don't Go be fatuous somewhere else.


FTFY
 
2011-09-16 09:03:27 AM  
So...she says he did it and he gets arrested, despite his denials? Who's to say the woman isn't just batshiat crazy or something? Without any HARD evidence (snicker), what can they hold him on??

Deny. Deny. Deny.
 
2011-09-16 09:04:30 AM  

crab66: So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.



Yeah, this story sounds fishy; if he whipped it out and leered whilst stroking it when she turned away, How did she know he did that? Great way to harrass a guy you blame for his company's policies. I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2011-09-16 09:04:45 AM  
Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.
 
2011-09-16 09:06:01 AM  
Her word vs his, in a sexual type case, the woman's word always wins.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:51 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.



I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:52 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
not impressed.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:53 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


The last one that was in my house smelled like shiat. Literally. He smelled as if he had smeared fecal matter all over himself. His pungent odor took several hours to dissipate with the windows open.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:56 AM  

Ebbelwoi: "Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?


He pulled out a seminal vesicle and threw it at her.
 
2011-09-16 09:10:12 AM  
and I'd really have to see a picture of this lady to judge...sometimes a guy's perv switch just flips...but she better be HOT. If she's even close to average or below, no way this guy is that nuts.
 
2011-09-16 09:10:27 AM  
Was his name Karl?
 
2011-09-16 09:10:31 AM  

Skw33tis: Wait, you can get arrested for that?

Damn, there goes my weekend.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2011-09-16 09:11:25 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


I've never seen any weirdos but one guy looked just like Tom Arnold.
 
2011-09-16 09:12:44 AM  
siamfoundation.org
 
2011-09-16 09:12:56 AM  

fireclown: [t2.gstatic.com image 244x207]
not impressed.


That fellow on the left looks like Riff-Raff
 
2011-09-16 09:17:02 AM  
t2.gstatic.com


So, is his job available?
 
2011-09-16 09:17:23 AM  
Why in the fark would you get that lame shiat pumped into your house.

Can't get enough of vacant Guidos or assholes doing the foxtrot ?
 
2011-09-16 09:19:40 AM  
I don't think that is what's meant as "cable service."
 
2011-09-16 09:20:50 AM  
img.mp3fiesta.com
 
2011-09-16 09:22:52 AM  
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!
 
2011-09-16 09:26:49 AM  

ihatedumbpeople: So...she says he did it and he gets arrested, despite his denials? Who's to say the woman isn't just batshiat crazy or something? Without any HARD evidence (snicker), what can they hold him on??

Deny. Deny. Deny.


www.bennadel.com
"This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. When I joined the force, I thought there was semen on everything. I often dream about everything being covered in semen. Like that guy today, if he had punched you and then ejaculated on you, we'd have a real good shot at catching him!"
 
2011-09-16 09:30:09 AM  

Chiad: hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.


WELL that jerk should have told me that!!! He should have at least called and said he was going to be late. BTW it was a dagger not a knife.

//Don't know where that came from going to find my meds.
 
2011-09-16 09:30:29 AM  
How many times people? How many times do I have to tell everyone that there is a difference between real life and porno movies?
 
2011-09-16 09:31:04 AM  
The last cable guy I dealt with was a smelly Eastern European man who actually arrived on time. That should have told me something was wrong with him, but instead I made the mistake of offering him a sandwich and a Coke. I caught him adding some vodka to his coke. I wasn't really upset, but I had to ask him why he would mix it with vodka instead of the mostly full bottle of rum next to it. He told me rum is for drunks. Apparently, drinking four vodka and Cokes in one hour doesn't make one a drunk, and I believe him because I'm pretty sure he wasn't even buzzed.
 
2011-09-16 09:31:56 AM  
And I bet she didn't tell him to leave till her cable was installed. She was thinking, "I am NOT rescheduling!"
 
2011-09-16 09:32:48 AM  
Ya so he vasn't ze expert?
 
2011-09-16 09:33:25 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm pretty sure when Comcast says the installer will come sometime between 1 pm and 8 pm, that's not what they mean.

/So, did he come?


everyone knows the comcast guy just falls asleep on the couch.
 
2011-09-16 09:33:44 AM  

liverleef: I had the misfortune of working tech support for the cable company in my younger years. You heard some freaking stories about these cable guys. I had a customer call one day and said that the cable guy got all dirty from installing the coax so he just sort of helped himself to their bathroom where he took a shower. There were a few stories about them wanting to use the bathroom and then taking a record breaking shiat in customers toilet. Or sometimes they would just steal shiat from the customers or surf porn. Good times.


I'm the most interesting guy on the planet. I do not always drink beer, but when I do I drink beer.
 
2011-09-16 09:36:51 AM  
Some people pay extra for that.
 
2011-09-16 09:37:13 AM  

Bob16: Why in the fark would you get that lame shiat pumped into your house.

Can't get enough of vacant Guidos or assholes doing the foxtrot ?


img.macjams.com
 
2011-09-16 09:41:27 AM  

Ebbelwoi: "Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?


Well, he's got a kidney that dresses like a whore, and another organ that puts the "ass" in "pancreas."
 
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