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(Gawker) Video Arizona man gives the best description of a car crash you'll see before reality hits you hard, bro   (gawker.com) divider line 35
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2011-09-16 09:57:29 AM
www.atomicpopcorn.net
 
2011-09-16 10:09:47 AM
I don't think I could finish my beer before I'd be telling that guy I was off to find a different bar.
 
2011-09-16 10:17:57 AM
Dear Gawker Media,

Please find someone who can write a webpage so that the goddamned videos actually play.
 
2011-09-16 10:31:38 AM
GooTube link^ for fellow Gawker haters
 
2011-09-16 10:31:51 AM
Every time I see the Gawker tag, I get my hopes up that it's a new JFP story. *sigh*
 
2011-09-16 11:15:08 AM
Luke Perry still loves the high school girls.
 
2011-09-16 11:15:41 AM
AND I WAS LIKE SHOOOOOOO
 
2011-09-16 12:38:05 PM

Blues_X: Dear Gawker Media,

Please find someone who can write a webpage so that the goddamned videos actually play.


this.
 
2011-09-16 12:49:24 PM
"from the corner of my van"

The video made more sense after he got to that part.
 
2011-09-16 12:50:49 PM
hilarious. Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2011-09-16 01:01:52 PM

MontanaDave: I don't think I could finish my beer before I'd be telling that guy I was off to find a different bar.


Are you kidding me! I want to party with that guy. Well, party around that guy anyway. I'd kinda stand a few yards away and just watch the spectacle.
 
2011-09-16 01:10:20 PM
I love this guy. He needs his own reality TV series. I'd watch it.
 
2011-09-16 01:48:29 PM
Arcin' Sparkin' Blowin Up!
 
2011-09-16 01:55:41 PM
Reality hits you hard, bro.

This man is like the Socrates of our time.
 
2011-09-16 02:04:14 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Reality hits you hard, bro.

This man is like the Socrates of our time.


How long before he's auto-tuned?
 
2011-09-16 02:16:51 PM
RiverRat: How long before he's auto-tuned?

I would love to see this guy auto-tuned!
 
2011-09-16 03:11:27 PM

darkvstar: I love this guy. He needs his own reality TV series. I'd watch it.


Yes I truly think this is one of the better things I've seen on the internet... both colorful and believable.

alinac: RiverRat: How long before he's auto-tuned?

I would love to see this guy auto-tuned!


After seeing what they were able to create from Antoine Dodson's rant... I can't wait!
 
2011-09-16 03:17:01 PM
Reality hits you hard, bro.

Apparently, so does an adrenaline rush.
 
2011-09-16 03:53:32 PM
Two Options:

1) Alcohol + adrenaline rush
2) Meth
 
2011-09-16 05:21:22 PM
gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net
"AAHHHH Knarly dude!!!"
 
2011-09-16 05:40:45 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Two Options:

1) Alcohol + adrenaline rush
2) Meth


nah, i'd say pot head all the way
 
2011-09-16 06:02:38 PM

RiverRat: Sin_City_Superhero: Reality hits you hard, bro.

This man is like the Socrates of our time.

How long before he's auto-tuned?


2 weeks. Can't wait.
 
2011-09-16 06:18:03 PM
The chick in the background is cracking up.
 
2011-09-16 09:09:54 PM
Over-emoting jackazzes are everywhere.
 
2011-09-16 09:26:27 PM
"It knocked the Red Bull right out of my hand..."
 
2011-09-16 09:35:46 PM
That. Was. Awesome.

/haters gonna hate
 
2011-09-16 09:41:27 PM
I went from "This guy is annoying as hell" to "I am now sponsoring this guy's cocaine habit" over the course of that video.
 
2011-09-16 10:11:48 PM
Guess he won't be suing for whiplash after doing this video.
 
2011-09-16 10:45:34 PM

roosam: [gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net image 320x320]
"AAHHHH Knarly dude!!!"


its "gnarly"

/let a little line out and...and...waaaaaait....foooooor......it.......
 
2011-09-16 11:11:49 PM
He is addicted to caffeine and weed!
 
2011-09-16 11:23:02 PM
Reminds me of this guy. (new window)
 
2011-09-17 11:33:00 PM
My very good friend tells me often (usually while laughing) that I'm a "walking onomatopoeia." Now I'm imagining this must be what it's like to listen to me tell a story.

/Not sure if cool or really really sad story, bro.
 
2011-09-17 11:34:16 PM

roosam: [gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net image 320x320]
"AAHHHH Knarly dude!!!"


It's "gnarly" dude.
 
2011-09-19 01:36:00 PM
Meth much?
 
2011-09-19 09:31:24 PM
That guy would be an awesome children's entertainer
 
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