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(NBC Chicago)   Well, you know the Bible says "spare the naked, tied-to-a-chair beating, spoil the 21-year-old daughter." It's in there somewhere, really   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 61
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2011-09-15 11:14:37 AM
Andrew Wiggin: [i56.tinypic.com image 600x800]


dumbass me, forgot to remove her clothes before tying her up


This is why you are favorited as "Pictorial God"
 
2011-09-15 11:17:24 AM
OK you've convinced me, I'm having a daughter.
 
2011-09-15 11:45:31 AM
"Help! Help! Help! I'm in fear for my life! He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me," is what the liquor store manager Brandon Hatch said the girl was screaming.

No, no she wasn't. No one talks like this.
 
2011-09-15 12:09:48 PM
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2011-09-15 01:59:55 PM
and seriously, who plans an abduction/kidnapping and uses rope? A good set of handcuffs is 25$, and besides that if you have to leave her alone she should be properly drugged beyond any ability to even know you're gone- much less struggle against her bonds and run away.
 
2011-09-15 02:30:00 PM
I feel bad for this girl. If a liquor store feels like a safe place of refuge, your homelife must be farking terrible.
 
MrT
2011-09-15 03:14:18 PM
The gimp looks worried...
 
2011-09-15 03:36:39 PM
It's articles like this for which Fark needs a 'kinky' tab.

/Kinky
 
2011-09-15 04:17:45 PM
I work about right around the corner from the place. Can't say I'm surprised it happened there. Gary,IN is just a couple miles down the road and it attracts all kinds of nuts.
 
2011-09-16 12:22:46 AM
So, why does it say "Thy rod and thy staff comfort me.." in Psalm 23:4 ? If a rod is for beating how does it comfort anyone? Do they beat the sheep? I think the crazies WANT to beat the kids and look for a justification in the Bible.

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest
my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever." Psalm 23 KJV
 
2011-09-16 04:10:27 AM
Dr. Mojo PhD: Even if it is your daughter, you can not force an adult to go with you anywhere against their will.

Or, you know, strip her naked against her will and then batter her.


If it's all the same to you, I prefer my daughters breaded.
 
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