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(NBC Chicago)   Well, you know the Bible says "spare the naked, tied-to-a-chair beating, spoil the 21-year-old daughter." It's in there somewhere, really   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 61
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2011-09-15 09:26:00 AM  
TTIUWOP
 
2011-09-15 09:28:49 AM  
The woman was put on a flight back to Missouri and is now safe with her family.

Wasn't it a member of her family that did this to her? Let's hope it's her mother's side.
 
2011-09-15 09:29:19 AM  
is she hot?
 
2011-09-15 09:30:30 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?


She was naked. Who cares?
 
2011-09-15 09:30:47 AM  

BurnShrike: The woman was put on a flight back to Missouri and is now safe with her family.

Wasn't it a member of her family that did this to her? Let's hope it's her mother's side.


i think they took her to her father's brother.
 
2011-09-15 09:30:56 AM  
Was he demonstrating the agape, philos, or eros aspect of Christianity?
 
2011-09-15 09:30:57 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?


Well she obviously knows how to party. First sign of danger she hit the liquor store.
 
2011-09-15 09:32:25 AM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-15 09:33:14 AM  
i56.tinypic.com


dumbass me, forgot to remove her clothes before tying her up
 
2011-09-15 09:33:53 AM  
www.solaceincinema.com
 
2011-09-15 09:34:24 AM  
Apparently, he was no Boy Scout.
 
2011-09-15 09:35:51 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: [i56.tinypic.com image 600x800]


dumbass me, forgot to remove her clothes before tying her up


That's why god invented sharp objects, brah. And speaking of bra...free the restrained two, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
 
2011-09-15 09:36:10 AM  

BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?

She was naked. Who cares?


this (nsfw, new window)

vs this (nsfw, new window)
 
2011-09-15 09:37:32 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?

She was naked. Who cares?

this (nsfw, new window)

vs this (nsfw, new window)


I'm at work, so I'm not going to have the luxury of clicking those links. But without seeing the nightmare you linked to, I have to say "beggars can't be choosers"
 
2011-09-15 09:39:11 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?

She was naked. Who cares?

this (nsfw, new window)

vs this (nsfw, new window)


I loved you then I hated you.
 
2011-09-15 09:40:44 AM  
I see the Black Snake Moan reference has been covered.

Mmm....chained Ricci

www.flowinsiders.com
 
zez
2011-09-15 09:42:51 AM  
So if she is from Missouri and the father lives in Kansas, why is he being held in a county jail in Indiana?

Nevermind, I was finally able to diagram the article.

/time for more coffee
 
2011-09-15 09:43:51 AM  

BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?

She was naked. Who cares?


As someone who has recently went to Cafe Risque in Micanopy, FL at 1:30 am on Wednesday, i can say i would care. I would care a great deal.

As you'd expect, the A squad definitely wasn't there.
Neither was the B.
...
...
...
...
You need to start getting down to the Q region of the alphabet. Lumps and bumps and C-Scars galore. I threw up in my mouth a little at one point.

/the memory of it now makes be gag
//KIWF
 
2011-09-15 09:45:17 AM  
how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

that's as dumb as charging a guy for raping his OWN wife.
 
2011-09-15 09:45:24 AM  
Going to need pictures of the daughter.
 
2011-09-15 09:45:33 AM  

BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: is she hot?

She was naked. Who cares?

this (nsfw, new window)

vs this (nsfw, new window)

I'm at work, so I'm not going to have the luxury of clicking those links. But without seeing the nightmare you linked to, I have to say "beggars can't be choosers"


In this case, they can. They really can.
/barf
 
2011-09-15 09:48:48 AM  
Don't care.

Had sex.
 
2011-09-15 09:51:26 AM  
can totally fap to this

media.nbcchicago.com
 
2011-09-15 09:52:49 AM  

TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

that's as dumb as charging a guy for raping his OWN wife.


You best be trollin'!
 
2011-09-15 09:53:04 AM  
Naked, tied-to-a-chair, 21-year-old woman......

What's her Fark handle?
 
2011-09-15 09:57:08 AM  

TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

that's as dumb as charging a guy for raping his OWN wife.


that reminds me, how are things in riyadh this time of year?
 
2011-09-15 10:00:32 AM  
Admit it, you wish you were that liquor store clerk.
 
2011-09-15 10:02:11 AM  

Bruxellensis: Admit it, you wish you were that liquor store clerk.


yep. 'spider caught a fly'
 
2011-09-15 10:04:03 AM  
Andrew Wiggin
dumbass me, forgot to remove her clothes before tying her up

And you tied her legs TOGETHER!!
What were you thinking man?
 
2011-09-15 10:04:11 AM  

Bruxellensis: Admit it, you wish you were that liquor store clerk.


"An idiot pushing the last legal drug"

Nah, I'm not that hard up to see a naked woman.
 
2011-09-15 10:06:00 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: Bruxellensis: Admit it, you wish you were that liquor store clerk.

yep. 'spider caught a fly'


It's always nice when the naked woman comes with her own rope. Though, cuffs would work as well.
 
2011-09-15 10:08:06 AM  

Mugato: I see the Black Snake Moan reference has been covered.

Mmm....chained Ricci


That movie was relevant to my interests.
 
2011-09-15 10:09:56 AM  
You know, BDSM has no vowels ... it could be Hebrew.
 
2011-09-15 10:19:58 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: vs this (nsfw, new window)


i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-15 10:21:23 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: dumbass me, forgot to remove her clothes before tying her up


Those are some bad freakin' implants. Those babies point up
 
2011-09-15 10:21:50 AM  
What a duncebag.....Don't you know you are supposed to take them down into the smuggery or some such word I think maybe, and of course then they have to get out of the locked trap door so they are nice and sweaty when you get to them or at least that's how it ought to be..........IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.....
 
2011-09-15 10:23:43 AM  
She actually screamed "I'm in fear for my life"? Who talks that way?
 
2011-09-15 10:24:20 AM  
Poor rope tying technique indeed. Although it's difficult when they're struggling.
 
2011-09-15 10:25:36 AM  

Bag of Hammers: can totally fap to this




i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-15 10:31:39 AM  

Katolu: [i28.photobucket.com image 248x203]


Holy cow... You just gave me my first big laugh of the day. Thank you, sir.

/What movie is that from?
 
2011-09-15 10:37:51 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: i56.tinypic.com


Great. It's just past 10:30 and I'm already overcome with an urgent need to masturbate.
 
2011-09-15 10:39:12 AM  
www.zgeek.com
 
2011-09-15 10:40:10 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Andrew Wiggin: i56.tinypic.com

Great. It's just past 10:30 and I'm already overcome with an urgent need to masturbate.


That late? Are you ill?
 
2011-09-15 10:40:55 AM  
TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

The charge would be parental kidnapping if the daughter were under 18, but this woman was 21, making it kidnapping proper. Even if it is your daughter, you can not force an adult to go with you anywhere against their will.
 
2011-09-15 10:43:08 AM  

Balchinian: TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

The charge would be parental kidnapping if the daughter were under 18, but this woman was 21, making it kidnapping proper. Even if it is your daughter, you can not force an adult to go with you anywhere against their will.


Or, you know, strip her naked against her will and then batter her.
 
2011-09-15 10:48:09 AM  

Dr. Mojo PhD: Balchinian: TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

The charge would be parental kidnapping if the daughter were under 18, but this woman was 21, making it kidnapping proper. Even if it is your daughter, you can not force an adult to go with you anywhere against their will.

Or, you know, strip her naked against her will and then batter her.


It's implied.
 
2011-09-15 10:54:43 AM  

Mini Ditka: Bag of Hammers: can totally fap to this



i.imgur.com


Awesome
 
2011-09-15 10:57:27 AM  

Mugato: I see the Black Snake Moan reference has been covered.

Mmm....chained Ricci

[www.flowinsiders.com image 222x310]


I really liked that movie, and not for the reasons you'd think. The soundtrack was fantastic, SLJ really nailed his part to the wall, and Christina Ricci did an impressive job of being mostly naked and still somehow unappealing. I really thought that movie was underrated and misunderstood. It's a shame it was promoted as a weird bondage-fest rather than as a heartfelt story of redemption and inner strength.

Though I'll confess, that picture of SLJ looks really goddamn scary.
 
2011-09-15 10:58:50 AM  

mantafirefly: Dr. Mojo PhD: Balchinian: TheMadChaosopher: how can you be charged with kidnapping your OWN daughter!?

The charge would be parental kidnapping if the daughter were under 18, but this woman was 21, making it kidnapping proper. Even if it is your daughter, you can not force an adult to go with you anywhere against their will.

Or, you know, strip her naked against her will and then batter her.

It's implied.


everyone knows that daughters respond better to breading than to battering.
 
2011-09-15 11:08:09 AM  
Oh I see. It's "kidnapping" even tho it's his own daughter cuz she's married, so she belongs to her husband now?
 
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