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(Some Guy)   If the fortune teller you hire to exorcise spirits from your daughter's body tells you he needs to take her back in private to his place to heal her, he may be a fraud   (forums.asiaone.com) divider line 25
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2011-09-15 09:28:53 AM  
There are more than ten other fortune tellers in the area, many of whom say the missing fortune teller is a con man who knows nothing

Probably didn't need a psychic to figure that one out.
 
2011-09-15 09:56:39 AM  
Maybe the case just calls for the use of his secret magic wand?
 
2011-09-15 09:57:57 AM  
Did it work?
 
2011-09-15 09:58:03 AM  
That's not my belly button!

That's OK, that's not my finger!
 
2011-09-15 09:58:17 AM  
People who believe in that kind of crap deserve whatever happens to them. Sorry. I just can't work up any sympathy for people who maintain destructive/self-destructive beliefs and then wonder what happened when the destruction/self-destruction occurs.
 
2011-09-15 10:02:21 AM  
That's some nice cognitive dissonance there, other fortune tellers.
 
2011-09-15 10:03:02 AM  

gshepnyc: People who believe in that kind of crap deserve whatever happens to them. Sorry. I just can't work up any sympathy for people who maintain destructive/self-destructive beliefs and then wonder what happened when the destruction/self-destruction occurs.


I too enjoy feeling superior to both sides, but in this case I'm going to go for the trifecta and suggest that maybe all the people out there who enjoy such things and have had a harmless bit of fun/self-fufillment from it indicate that maybe one should stick to blaming the con-man asshat, who would be the same amount of evil if he were running medicare scams on the elderly.
 
2011-09-15 10:06:35 AM  
As opposed to all the legitimate fortune-tellers?
 
2011-09-15 10:12:06 AM  
There are more than ten other fortune tellers in the area, many of whom say the missing fortune teller is a con man who knows nothing.

Pot calling the kettle black?
 
2011-09-15 10:14:52 AM  
Fortune Teller =/= Psychic.

/paranormal snob
 
2011-09-15 10:15:19 AM  
"Oh, exOrcise... that's not what I said but what a hilarious misunderstanding!"
 
2011-09-15 10:18:36 AM  
The magic demon eliminating penis?
 
2011-09-15 10:20:09 AM  
Those is some interesting posters on that forum.
 
2011-09-15 10:30:02 AM  
I had my money on Africa. Oh well, can't win 'em all.
 
2011-09-15 10:34:48 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I had my money on Africa. Oh well, can't win 'em all.


If it had been Africa, one of the morons involved would be screaming that his penis had been stolen.
 
2011-09-15 10:43:47 AM  
FTFA They resorted to thrashing his stall.


[reality] They knocked some lawn chairs over.
 
2011-09-15 10:48:08 AM  
I think it's "trashed", not "thrashed".
 
2011-09-15 10:48:59 AM  
Put the penis in and the demons come rushing out. Ladies remember this the next time your feeling a little witchy.
 
2011-09-15 10:54:44 AM  

Mini Ditka: FTFA They resorted to thrashing his stall.


[reality] They knocked some lawn chairs over.


famousdc.com

Is there a connection? Who really caused this disaster? I'm not crazy. Why am I the only one asking these questions?
 
2011-09-15 11:00:53 AM  
The comments it is the reason for all of my laughing at this
 
2011-09-15 11:22:35 AM  
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife
promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm
a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete
with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!'


So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex,
the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old
are you and your husband?'
Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
'No Kidding,' he said.
'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'
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2011-09-15 11:23:14 AM  

madcan34: The comments it is the reason for all of my laughing at this


They're almost to the level of The Consumerist message boards.
 
2011-09-15 12:21:04 PM  
Silly Chinese heathens!

Don't they know that only an ordained priest in the Roman Catholic Church can molest the demons away?
 
2011-09-15 01:38:02 PM  

ziponwheels: Silly Chinese heathens!

Don't they know that only an ordained priest in the Roman Catholic Church can molest the demons away?


Dangnabbit, that's what I came here to say.
 
2011-09-15 02:34:05 PM  
Silly Chinese heathens!

Don't they know that only an ordained priest in the Roman Catholic Church can molest the demons away?


And Alter boys don't forget the Alter Boys
 
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