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(Starpulse)   Amanda Seyfried: 'I can't believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it'   (starpulse.com) divider line 114
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2011-09-14 02:14:04 PM  
If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe
 
2011-09-14 02:26:14 PM  
There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.
 
2011-09-14 02:26:28 PM  
Translation:
"HEY EVERYONE! MY MOVIES SUCK BUT THERE'S DIRTY SEX IN THEM!!"
 
wee
2011-09-14 02:34:32 PM  
Why would I subject myself to a movie with either of them in it?
 
2011-09-14 02:37:30 PM  

Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.


Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.
 
2011-09-14 02:37:33 PM  
Oh, we are talking about Jennifer's body. No, I don't want to watch that one.
 
2011-09-14 02:54:56 PM  
I saw the movie. The "sex" scene didn't even come close to making up for what a piece of shiat the rest of the movie was.
 
2011-09-14 03:02:25 PM  
I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.
 
2011-09-14 03:09:25 PM  

GAT_00: Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


Well, there's SOMETHING we agree on. :)
 
2011-09-14 03:15:12 PM  
Why would we pay to see a movie when we can watch the only redeemable scene online for free?
 
2011-09-14 03:21:08 PM  
Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)
 
2011-09-14 03:37:05 PM  
nsfw obviously
 
2011-09-14 03:43:34 PM  
I'm not 14 anymore. My dick doesn't do all my thinking now.
 
2011-09-14 03:48:13 PM  
What were they hitting? Was it a side of beef, like in Rocky?
 
2011-09-14 04:04:00 PM  
I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.
 
2011-09-14 04:04:32 PM  

GAT_00: Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.

Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


algebra is easy. ergo, your boners are soft.
 
2011-09-14 04:18:04 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: algebra is easy. ergo, your boners are soft.


Yeah, but his Chinese is hard. Supplies!
 
2011-09-14 04:48:34 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?


Diogenes: I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.


So much these.
 
2011-09-14 04:49:33 PM  

GAT_00: Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.

Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


No shiat. That scene in Mamma Mia! with her in the bathing suit gave me wet dream fuel for days.

I never saw Mamma Mia!
 
2011-09-14 04:51:26 PM  
She could have a threesome with Orange Snookius and Poorly-tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut Tila and as long as she was naked (or even if not) - I would be all over it.
 
2011-09-14 04:52:58 PM  
Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg
 
2011-09-14 04:58:54 PM  
i didn't hate "Jennifer's Body" -- i thought it was actually quite funny, in that dark "horromedy" way.

Fox's acting was as bad as ever, but at least there were in-character reasons (first shallow, then possesed).
 
2011-09-14 05:01:01 PM  
"Ughh....you stabbed my tit..."

That line was the only redeeming thing about that shiatty movie.
 
2011-09-14 05:07:00 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


OHMYGODTHIS! That was a surprisingly good movie.
 
2011-09-14 05:07:37 PM  
Jennifer's Body was one of the worst films I have ever seen. (I'll grant you there are probably plenty of worse ones I haven't even bothered to see)

The internet has obliterated the idea that you can put x amount of scantily clad shtuff in a movie and have it sell tickets based solely on this.

Hell, the movie might have been passable if there were copious amounts of legit nudity, but it would be merited SOLELY on that and STILL the majority of the people they wanted to buy tickets to this bullshiat would have caught clips on the internet instead.
 
2011-09-14 05:08:39 PM  
ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.
 
2011-09-14 05:14:26 PM  

ShawnDoc: I saw the movie. The "sex" scene didn't even come close to making up for what a piece of shiat the rest of the movie was.


Bingo!
 
2011-09-14 05:19:07 PM  
Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!
 
2011-09-14 05:19:41 PM  
I thought the movie was ok. It was fun if you can get past your dislike of Fox.
 
2011-09-14 05:20:35 PM  

Transkaren: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?


Diogenes: I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.

So much these.


I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"
 
2011-09-14 05:21:15 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


I must research this movie, you know, for science.
 
2011-09-14 05:21:51 PM  
Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily
 
2011-09-14 05:31:31 PM  

skyotter: i didn't hate "Jennifer's Body" -- i thought it was actually quite funny, in that dark "horromedy" way.

Fox's acting was as bad as ever, but at least there were in-character reasons (first shallow, then possesed).


I liked it too. Kinda in the Slither vein, but not as funny, IMO. And she's right, that was a hot scene, even with the internet widely available.
 
2011-09-14 05:32:31 PM  

Riotboy: It was written by Diablo Cody


This was actually the single biggest problem the movie had.

The premise actually had some merit otherwise
 
2011-09-14 05:33:15 PM  

NuttierThanEver: I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"


That would've been a tad creepy due to the age issue, imo.

Still, Bell and Seyfried need to be in a movie together.
 
2011-09-14 05:34:45 PM  

Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.


what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.
 
paj
2011-09-14 05:37:17 PM  

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


Remake of Room in Rome? (new window)
 
2011-09-14 05:39:06 PM  

PsyLord: Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg


I completely agruuuuggggggghhhhh
 
2011-09-14 05:41:29 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.

what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.


"you know, like it's me and Megan Fox, guys, come on! I know you all drool over me. Now imagine someone as hot as me and Megan Fox together. It's like a dream come true for you guys right? Right!?"
 
2011-09-14 05:42:42 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


Really?
www.oapedia.com
 
2011-09-14 05:43:36 PM  

Transkaren: NuttierThanEver: I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"

That would've been a tad creepy due to the age issue, imo.

Still, Bell and Seyfried need to be in a movie together.


What age issues? Seyfried was 18 or 19 and Bell was like 24 at the time.
 
2011-09-14 05:45:09 PM  

Stile4aly: PsyLord: Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg

I completely agruuuuggggggghhhhh


Na-nah na naaaahhh
 
2011-09-14 05:45:58 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


Holy. shiat.

Where has that scene been all my life?

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa p fapfap
 
2011-09-14 05:54:25 PM  

Neeek: What age issues? Seyfried was 18 or 19 and Bell was like 24 at the time.


Yes, but the *characters* were much younger. I know, I'm weird for not liking perving on women that play characters younger than they are. Though I guess Veronica was a junior when the show started, so it wouldn't have been too bad.
 
2011-09-14 05:55:46 PM  
I actually liked Jennifer's Body. I went into it thinking it was going to be terrible and I was pleasantly surprised. It was funny and campy. You can't take the movie seriously, it's supposed to be kind of stupid. I can appreciate movies that know how ridiculous they are and just go with it and have fun doing it. I could even over look the fact that I can't stand Megan Fox, other than the fact that she's hot. But I guess to each their own. I still like Amanda. I think she has a point, even if people think it sounds AW-y. And the scene was hot. Not in a full on naked way, but sometimes seeing certain things but leaving enough to the imagination is hotter. I will agree that the scene in Chloe was hotter though.
 
2011-09-14 05:56:01 PM  

paj: strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe

Remake of Room in Rome? (new window)


I like the way you think!
 
2011-09-14 05:58:33 PM  

Casey Anthony: pute kisses like a man: Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.

what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.

"you know, like it's me and Megan Fox, guys, come on! I know you all drool over me. Now imagine someone as hot as me and Megan Fox together. It's like a dream come true for you guys right? Right!?"


even with this evidence, the jury of public opinion still might let her off the hook.
 
2011-09-14 06:02:21 PM  

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


You know, I'd heard that Juno was a good film with a good script, so I was looking forward to it. Lasted about 10 minutes before I turned it off.

Jennifer's Body wasn't horrible, but it wasn't good. Lasted through it though.
 
2011-09-14 06:03:23 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


Damn. Where the hell was I when this came out? I'll be in my bunk...
 
2011-09-14 06:04:08 PM  

caddisfly: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

OHMYGODTHIS! That was a surprisingly good movie.


Agreed. Rented it for the sex, actually enjoyed the movie that accompanied said sex. Life's little surprises
 
2011-09-14 06:05:59 PM  
We did Amanda. On youtube.

We also saw Chole on the internet too.

That one was much better.
 
2011-09-14 06:08:51 PM  

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


This is what Fark members actually believe.
 
2011-09-14 06:17:44 PM  
Her best role was not being on Veronica Mars for a couple shows. She's lucky to be a flashback.
 
2011-09-14 06:21:49 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

Really?
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images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-09-14 06:22:00 PM  

PillsHere: I actually liked Jennifer's Body. I went into it thinking it was going to be terrible and I was pleasantly surprised.


That reminds me of the time I walked into my frat house, expecting to be held down and watch helplessly as my brethren stomp on my junk for an hour straight. I walked in the door, got kicked in the balls only once, and left pleasantly surprised.
 
2011-09-14 06:27:19 PM  
She's gorgeous but she still manages to make me want to stop watching whatever she's in. "Jennifer's Body" tried to be so bad it's good, but managed only to be so aware of its own crappiness that you didn't have to despise the people who made it. "Letters to Juliet," however, was like being beaten up.
 
2011-09-14 06:29:16 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


must be from Chloe....


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPPP
 
2011-09-14 06:29:48 PM  

jasimo: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

You know, I'd heard that Juno was a good film with a good script, so I was looking forward to it. Lasted about 10 minutes before I turned it off.

Jennifer's Body wasn't horrible, but it wasn't good. Lasted through it though.


IMO, Juno lived up to your expectations. Good film, good script. The old guy from the Farmers' commercials was awesome.
 
2011-09-14 06:37:21 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


img23.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-14 06:40:35 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

Really?

www.oapedia.com



boozeworthy.com
 
2011-09-14 06:44:27 PM  
saw jennifers body....not great but watching those two was fun. i could handle more of those 2 pretending to be bisexual
 
2011-09-14 06:46:46 PM  

RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily


*raises eyebrow*

Dude. I hope that's sarcasm.
 
2011-09-14 06:51:46 PM  

PanicMan: RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily

*raises eyebrow*

Dude. I hope that's sarcasm.


Competition can be a biatch.
 
2011-09-14 06:53:38 PM  

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


Honest to blog?
 
2011-09-14 07:03:40 PM  
/Juno SUCKS!

so much this, also worst soundtrack evah
 
2011-09-14 07:03:46 PM  
THANK YOU COME AGAIN.
 
2011-09-14 07:09:38 PM  
So, Amanda says there's a closeup of their tongues in that kiss,
yet in the clip below the article, there's just an open kiss and maybe lip biting but i could see NO TONGUE.

I'm disappointed.
 
2011-09-14 07:30:53 PM  
It's because you were cast as the ugly one that no one saw it...
 
2011-09-14 07:37:25 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


i286.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-14 07:42:46 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.
 
2011-09-14 07:56:19 PM  
ArkAngel [TotalFark] Quote 2011-09-14 03:21:08 PM
Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


oh sweet jesus!


super hot.

/wanted to see Amanda's boob, just got sideboob. oh well.
 
2011-09-14 07:56:27 PM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.


Remembered the Scarlett pics as well, so by tomorrow...

17.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-14 08:21:43 PM  

GAT_00: but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


Cheers from the compendium here.
 
2011-09-14 08:29:12 PM  

RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily


Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
 
2011-09-14 09:03:20 PM  
Amanda, honey, I'd have loved the movie if one or both of you had actually gotten naked for it. No skin = no care.
 
2011-09-14 09:18:05 PM  
I haven't yanked it to softcore girl on girl since I was 12, Amanda.
 
2011-09-14 10:03:31 PM  

tricycleracer: I haven't yanked it to softcore girl on girl since I was 12, Amanda.


Watch the Julianne Moore scene.
 
2011-09-14 10:14:30 PM  

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


i474.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-14 10:18:06 PM  

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.
 
2011-09-14 10:21:09 PM  

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


FTFM

/although I remember being completely underwhelmed by Army of Darkness in the theater; it's grown on me a ton since
 
2011-09-14 10:22:13 PM  

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


Ash: "Groovy with a slice of rad Panic at the Disco sauce, like honest to blog."
Deadites: "Uh... nevermind. We'll just... uh... possess someone less farked up."
 
2011-09-14 10:30:24 PM  

eagles95: saw jennifers body....not great but watching those two was fun. i could handle more of those 2 pretending to be bisexual


They are Hollywood actresses. They've probably had some non-pretend lesbian encounters over the years.
 
2011-09-14 10:49:45 PM  

wee: Why would I subject myself to a movie with either of them in it?


Well, fa la la, Mr. High Standards.
 
2011-09-14 10:52:04 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


I'm twelve years old and what is this?
 
2011-09-14 10:52:31 PM  

Sarcastica75: THANK YOU COME AGAIN.


And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...
 
2011-09-14 11:19:47 PM  
It's "Megan Fox and I," honey. It's no wonder nobody wants you, your grammar is terrible.

/trollface.jpg
 
2011-09-15 12:13:33 AM  
Of course we'd watch that. But suffering through a piece of shiat like Jennifer's Body is a high price to pay to see a five second kiss.
 
kab
2011-09-15 12:21:10 AM  
I can't believe that you don't understand what the word "nobody" means.

Carry on.
 
2011-09-15 01:02:48 AM  
FTA: We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn't show up.

When you're referring to your prospective audience as "the masses," you may have a problem.
 
2011-09-15 01:13:28 AM  

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


Really?. How about if they brought in ILM to handle the action sequences and made George Lucas a producer and "Primary Special Effects Consultant?"
 
2011-09-15 01:13:41 AM  

Rikyfree: It's "Megan Fox and I," honey. It's no wonder nobody wants you, your grammar is terrible.

/trollface.jpg


Actually, "me" is correct.

/for shame Rikyfree, for shame.
 
2011-09-15 01:42:36 AM  
a lesbo-makeout session wasn't going to help that piece of crap. Fox's terrible acting and Diablo Cody's ridiculous dialogue doomed that project from the start.
 
2011-09-15 01:47:52 AM  

theorellior: GAT_00: but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.

Cheers from the compendium here.


*thumbs up*

It's amazing the places a Tom Waits reference turns up!

/Amanda Seyfried, all I have to say about her is....
//imokwiththis.jpg
///and I'll be back tomorrow night
//zooba zaba zooba zaba zeba zaba zay
/zeeba zaba zooba zaba zeba zaba zay
 
2011-09-15 04:18:58 AM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.


Scarlett pics?
 
2011-09-15 04:26:18 AM  

bighasbeen: I'm not 14 anymore. My dick doesn't do all my thinking now.


I'm 36 and mind does.
 
2011-09-15 04:43:13 AM  
She's gorgeous, but I didn't remember that she was in that crappy movie, nor does it make me want to see it even now.
 
2011-09-15 04:53:53 AM  
GreenAdder:
Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.

Ash: "Groovy with a slice of rad Panic at the Disco sauce, like honest to blog."
Deadites: "Uh... nevermind. We'll just... uh... possess someone less farked up."


Bahahaha! You managed to capture the hipster-ish, " too precocious for its own good" vibe of her writing perfectly.
 
2011-09-15 05:50:18 AM  
If by "it" she were referring to a double sided dildo, then yes, I would be interested.

/queue ass to ass guy
 
2011-09-15 06:21:57 AM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


This. The only thing I want to see hitting Megan Fox is a shovel.
 
2011-09-15 07:52:03 AM  
Not everyone can see the things you can Amanda, we don't all have eyes spaced far enough apart to get a 360 degree view of our world.
 
2011-09-15 09:25:12 AM  
Megan "Four Thumbs" Fox, no.

Kristen Bell, YES!

/get HBO to buy the farking rights for a prequel, Rob!
 
2011-09-15 09:29:01 AM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


I just got that movie in the mail from Netflix for that exact scene. Should have just came to fark, I guess.
 
2011-09-15 10:23:35 AM  
I'm sure I'll take crap for saying this but... I had a threesome after watching Jennifer's Body so it holds a special place in my heart...

CSB
 
2011-09-15 10:24:51 AM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


Veni

Veni

Veni

Veni
 
2011-09-15 10:39:59 AM  

LarryDan43: Not everyone can see the things you can Amanda, we don't all have eyes spaced far enough apart to get a 360 degree view of our world.


Like.
 
2011-09-15 10:45:14 AM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-15 10:57:23 AM  

solcofn: [i2.photobucket.com image 375x282]




www.thirdraildesignlab.com
 
2011-09-15 10:59:58 AM  
jojonews.com

www.thevine.com.au
 
2011-09-15 11:02:16 AM  

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe



It depends how you watch it.
1.bp.blogspot.com
I can get through several movies in a night!
 
2011-09-15 11:17:43 AM  

jasimo: You know, I'd heard that Juno was a good film with a good script, so I was looking forward to it. Lasted about 10 minutes before I turned it off.


Juno is a movie that I think would work much better as a book. Hearing the words "Honest to blog?" spoken out loud just make me angry.
 
2011-09-15 11:57:14 AM  

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2011-09-15 07:54:31 PM  
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