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(Starpulse)   Amanda Seyfried: 'I can't believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it'   (starpulse.com) divider line 114
    More: Interesting, Amanda Seyfried, Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body, Channing Tatum, steams, Justin Timberlake  
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2011-09-14 06:05:59 PM
We did Amanda. On youtube.

We also saw Chole on the internet too.

That one was much better.
 
2011-09-14 06:08:51 PM

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


This is what Fark members actually believe.
 
2011-09-14 06:17:44 PM
Her best role was not being on Veronica Mars for a couple shows. She's lucky to be a flashback.
 
2011-09-14 06:21:49 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

Really?
[www.oapedia.com image 150x150]



images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-09-14 06:22:00 PM

PillsHere: I actually liked Jennifer's Body. I went into it thinking it was going to be terrible and I was pleasantly surprised.


That reminds me of the time I walked into my frat house, expecting to be held down and watch helplessly as my brethren stomp on my junk for an hour straight. I walked in the door, got kicked in the balls only once, and left pleasantly surprised.
 
2011-09-14 06:27:19 PM
She's gorgeous but she still manages to make me want to stop watching whatever she's in. "Jennifer's Body" tried to be so bad it's good, but managed only to be so aware of its own crappiness that you didn't have to despise the people who made it. "Letters to Juliet," however, was like being beaten up.
 
2011-09-14 06:29:16 PM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


must be from Chloe....


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPPPP
 
2011-09-14 06:29:48 PM

jasimo: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

You know, I'd heard that Juno was a good film with a good script, so I was looking forward to it. Lasted about 10 minutes before I turned it off.

Jennifer's Body wasn't horrible, but it wasn't good. Lasted through it though.


IMO, Juno lived up to your expectations. Good film, good script. The old guy from the Farmers' commercials was awesome.
 
2011-09-14 06:37:21 PM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


img23.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-14 06:40:35 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

Really?

www.oapedia.com



boozeworthy.com
 
2011-09-14 06:44:27 PM
saw jennifers body....not great but watching those two was fun. i could handle more of those 2 pretending to be bisexual
 
2011-09-14 06:46:46 PM

RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily


*raises eyebrow*

Dude. I hope that's sarcasm.
 
2011-09-14 06:51:46 PM

PanicMan: RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily

*raises eyebrow*

Dude. I hope that's sarcasm.


Competition can be a biatch.
 
2011-09-14 06:53:38 PM

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


Honest to blog?
 
2011-09-14 07:03:40 PM
/Juno SUCKS!

so much this, also worst soundtrack evah
 
2011-09-14 07:03:46 PM
THANK YOU COME AGAIN.
 
2011-09-14 07:09:38 PM
So, Amanda says there's a closeup of their tongues in that kiss,
yet in the clip below the article, there's just an open kiss and maybe lip biting but i could see NO TONGUE.

I'm disappointed.
 
2011-09-14 07:30:53 PM
It's because you were cast as the ugly one that no one saw it...
 
2011-09-14 07:37:25 PM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


i286.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-14 07:42:46 PM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.
 
2011-09-14 07:56:19 PM
ArkAngel [TotalFark] Quote 2011-09-14 03:21:08 PM
Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


oh sweet jesus!


super hot.

/wanted to see Amanda's boob, just got sideboob. oh well.
 
2011-09-14 07:56:27 PM

Lsherm: ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.


Remembered the Scarlett pics as well, so by tomorrow...

17.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-14 08:21:43 PM

GAT_00: but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


Cheers from the compendium here.
 
2011-09-14 08:29:12 PM

RedEmily: Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily


Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
 
2011-09-14 09:03:20 PM
Amanda, honey, I'd have loved the movie if one or both of you had actually gotten naked for it. No skin = no care.
 
2011-09-14 09:18:05 PM
I haven't yanked it to softcore girl on girl since I was 12, Amanda.
 
2011-09-14 10:03:31 PM

tricycleracer: I haven't yanked it to softcore girl on girl since I was 12, Amanda.


Watch the Julianne Moore scene.
 
2011-09-14 10:14:30 PM

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


i474.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-14 10:18:06 PM

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.
 
2011-09-14 10:21:09 PM

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


FTFM

/although I remember being completely underwhelmed by Army of Darkness in the theater; it's grown on me a ton since
 
2011-09-14 10:22:13 PM

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


Ash: "Groovy with a slice of rad Panic at the Disco sauce, like honest to blog."
Deadites: "Uh... nevermind. We'll just... uh... possess someone less farked up."
 
2011-09-14 10:30:24 PM

eagles95: saw jennifers body....not great but watching those two was fun. i could handle more of those 2 pretending to be bisexual


They are Hollywood actresses. They've probably had some non-pretend lesbian encounters over the years.
 
2011-09-14 10:49:45 PM

wee: Why would I subject myself to a movie with either of them in it?


Well, fa la la, Mr. High Standards.
 
2011-09-14 10:52:04 PM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


I'm twelve years old and what is this?
 
2011-09-14 10:52:31 PM

Sarcastica75: THANK YOU COME AGAIN.


And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...
 
2011-09-14 11:19:47 PM
It's "Megan Fox and I," honey. It's no wonder nobody wants you, your grammar is terrible.

/trollface.jpg
 
2011-09-15 12:13:33 AM
Of course we'd watch that. But suffering through a piece of shiat like Jennifer's Body is a high price to pay to see a five second kiss.
 
kab
2011-09-15 12:21:10 AM
I can't believe that you don't understand what the word "nobody" means.

Carry on.
 
2011-09-15 01:02:48 AM
FTA: We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn't show up.

When you're referring to your prospective audience as "the masses," you may have a problem.
 
2011-09-15 01:13:28 AM

PDXBishop: Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!

Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.


Really?. How about if they brought in ILM to handle the action sequences and made George Lucas a producer and "Primary Special Effects Consultant?"
 
2011-09-15 01:13:41 AM

Rikyfree: It's "Megan Fox and I," honey. It's no wonder nobody wants you, your grammar is terrible.

/trollface.jpg


Actually, "me" is correct.

/for shame Rikyfree, for shame.
 
2011-09-15 01:42:36 AM
a lesbo-makeout session wasn't going to help that piece of crap. Fox's terrible acting and Diablo Cody's ridiculous dialogue doomed that project from the start.
 
2011-09-15 01:47:52 AM

theorellior: GAT_00: but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.

Cheers from the compendium here.


*thumbs up*

It's amazing the places a Tom Waits reference turns up!

/Amanda Seyfried, all I have to say about her is....
//imokwiththis.jpg
///and I'll be back tomorrow night
//zooba zaba zooba zaba zeba zaba zay
/zeeba zaba zooba zaba zeba zaba zay
 
2011-09-15 04:18:58 AM

Lsherm: ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH H HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H H!

I just get done with the Scarlett pics for the third time and now I FIND THIS??!!!!

/so sorry, penis.
//I hope we live through this.


Scarlett pics?
 
2011-09-15 04:26:18 AM

bighasbeen: I'm not 14 anymore. My dick doesn't do all my thinking now.


I'm 36 and mind does.
 
2011-09-15 04:43:13 AM
She's gorgeous, but I didn't remember that she was in that crappy movie, nor does it make me want to see it even now.
 
2011-09-15 04:53:53 AM
GreenAdder:
Just looked Diablo Cody up on Wiki, and found that she's being brought in to revise the script for the "Evil Dead" remake. That's the only possible news that could make me not want to see this movie in the theater several times.

Ash: "Groovy with a slice of rad Panic at the Disco sauce, like honest to blog."
Deadites: "Uh... nevermind. We'll just... uh... possess someone less farked up."


Bahahaha! You managed to capture the hipster-ish, " too precocious for its own good" vibe of her writing perfectly.
 
2011-09-15 05:50:18 AM
If by "it" she were referring to a double sided dildo, then yes, I would be interested.

/queue ass to ass guy
 
2011-09-15 06:21:57 AM

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


This. The only thing I want to see hitting Megan Fox is a shovel.
 
2011-09-15 07:52:03 AM
Not everyone can see the things you can Amanda, we don't all have eyes spaced far enough apart to get a 360 degree view of our world.
 
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