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(Chicago Sun-Times)   How to properly sexually harass someone if you are a politician. "He turned around and grabbed a breast, passed some gas, got out of the car. And I just sat in there, this is it. I'm done"   (suntimes.com) divider line 132
    More: Stupid, Cicero, FBI, self-incrimination, rights against self-incrimination, Fifth Amendment, Sharon Starzyk  
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2011-09-14 03:54:19 PM
Subby's headline fails.

The article had a more interesting one
 
2011-09-14 03:56:51 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I don't see how anyone could vote for a man who probably runs out of breath just standing up.


He probably runs out of breath from breathing.
 
2011-09-14 04:03:40 PM

Loucifer: Ass, then gas. No one rides for free.


You're too expensive! It's supposed to be grass, ass or gas; no one rides for free. I'd rather have more choices. The grass or gas I can handle, but for the other, I barely know you and I don't think you'd respect me in the morning.
 
2011-09-14 04:04:55 PM
Is that Rush Limbaugh?
 
2011-09-14 04:15:44 PM

Treygreen13: Magnanimous_J: fireclown: You kidding? A democrat (Jack Ryan) wanted this kind of thing with then-wife Jeri Ryan (yeah, THAT Jeri Ryan).

What was never clear to me is whether or not she did it. They did go into at least one club. We should get to the bottom of this.

Its important. For.... stuff.

This is true. Of course, I'm sure nobody would ever believe the guys hanging out at the sex club that Jeri Ryan came in and just started sucking dicks.


I always thought he wanted her to take the stage and make out with a stripper chick while he watched. I thought that's why a strip club and not, say, a seedy bar. Besides, I would think the strip club manager would get pissed if you started servicing the clients for free.

But I confess, I didn't follow it closely.

/Besides, my version is much hotter.
//Tell me you wouldn't pay to see that.
///You dirty little liar, you.
 
2011-09-14 04:19:46 PM

mralphabet: Is that Rush Limbaugh?


He looks a lot like Rush to me too.
 
2011-09-14 04:39:14 PM
Maybe he thought her breasts were his size. Jealousy's never a good thing.

Keep it classy, not gassy.
 
2011-09-14 04:42:08 PM
They're purposefully taking this woman's statement completely out of context; she says he "grabbed A breast", not "grabbed MY breast"...he was quite obviously just snatching a piece from the KFC bucket on the dash on his way out. Sensationalist muckraking at its most blatant.
 
2011-09-14 04:42:54 PM

dryknife: Nepotism in my Cicero? (new window)


That's why I can't find a job.

/fark that asshat!!!
 
2011-09-14 04:52:03 PM

lennavan: He's a douche, yadda yadda.

Starzyk alleged in court papers Dominick repeatedly groped her or touched her inappropriately and sent her text messages ... In her deposition, Starzyk described her frustration at Dominick's alleged continued groping.

I get it, you don't deserve to get groped, no one deserves that and so on. it's bad and it's his fault and whatnot. But seriously. If a guy is repeatedly groping you and sending you sexual text messages and whatnot, why the hell do you keep hanging out with him?

Dominick countered that the only sex acts he had with Starzyk were consensual - she denies any sexual activity happened at all - and says she is a woman scorned after he married his current wife.

Dude's probably a douche, he even looks like a douche but I'm having a tough time disbelieving his side if you kept going back.


The one major problem with her accusation? She even admits that she is jealous of him marrying another woman. Now stop and think about that for a minute. What possible motive could she ever have for making up this crazy crap? Could it be ... jealousy?
 
2011-09-14 05:02:51 PM

interluder: Really? No one? farkers are slipping.
[www.themockdock.com image 400x297]


What's the name of that meme?
 
2011-09-14 05:09:49 PM

Walker: mediablitz: I can't find his party affiliation anywhere. Since a woman was involved, I assume he is a Democrat...

Republican


Typical of the liberal MSM, leaving out the "R". You see it time after time. If it were "D", it would be splashed everywhere!
 
2011-09-14 05:26:48 PM

fireclown: You kidding? A democrat (Jack Ryan) wanted this kind of thing with then-wife Jeri Ryan (yeah, THAT Jeri Ryan).


Uh, Jack Ryan was/is a Republican.
 
2011-09-14 05:36:43 PM

Hoopy Frood: As has been mentioned, Jack Ryan was a Republican. The whole thing was a sham anyway. In Illinois when the "wrong" candidate wins a primary, the state party finds one way or another to bounce them from the ballot so they can replace them with the candidate of their choice without having to run it by the people. Same thing happened last year to the guy who won the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor, except in that case the story had broken well before the primary. They just chose not to become outraged that he'd dated a hooker who pressed (and dropped) domestic abuse charges until after he won.


Huh, that's funny. Because the way I remember it (and I unforunately voted for the douche) the Sun-Times had the story for a couple weeks, but sat on it, or at least the part about threatening her with a knife, until a day or two after the primary, at which point everyone got all pissed off.
 
2011-09-14 05:46:48 PM
WOW. If ever a story and photo deserved the "How about NO" bear...
 
2011-09-14 05:54:05 PM
I wonder something. If this tub wasn't a tub, but a hard-assed stud, would there be any sexual harassment charges? I ask because I never see anything about a good looking stud with money being charged with sexual harassment.
 
2011-09-14 06:05:22 PM

DirkValentine: interluder: Really? No one? farkers are slipping.
[www.themockdock.com image 400x297]

What's the name of that meme?


I've seen both "Thumbhead guy" and "Thumb Man."
 
2011-09-14 06:17:41 PM

JackieRabbit: I wonder something. If this tub wasn't a tub, but a hard-assed stud, would there be any sexual harassment charges? I ask because I never see anything about a good looking stud with money being charged with sexual harassment.


Would there be? Doubtful. But not because he committed sexual harassment and got a pass due to his looks. He'd be knee deep in legit pussy, precluding any desire to coerce women into sex.
 
2011-09-14 06:19:20 PM

FloydA: Thumbhead guy


Jeesh... i should have just guessed that. Durrrrr.....
 
2011-09-14 06:38:30 PM
He who felt tit, dealt it.
 
2011-09-14 06:40:10 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

He's got a lot of explaining to do. He can't just get by on his looks forever...
 
2011-09-14 06:43:26 PM

Bacchus-ette: Hmm..boobie grab, fart and then she's left alone to ponder her station in life.

Sounds like 13 years married to me.


Just...just...beautiful.

/ thanks for playing
 
2011-09-14 06:48:37 PM

Mr Rusty Shackleford: JackieRabbit: I wonder something. If this tub wasn't a tub, but a hard-assed stud, would there be any sexual harassment charges? I ask because I never see anything about a good looking stud with money being charged with sexual harassment.

Would there be? Doubtful. But not because he committed sexual harassment and got a pass due to his looks. He'd be knee deep in legit pussy, precluding any desire to coerce women into sex.


Some guys are just into that, though. Ben Roethlisberger is 6'5" and has $100 million. He wouldn't have to rape college girls if that wasn't what he was into.
 
2011-09-14 08:01:15 PM

Shaggy_C: ""He...passed some gas, got out of the car. And I just sat in there"

[i105.photobucket.com image 243x212]

Why would you want to be hotboxed with this guy's shiat smell? I'm sure it was beyond overpowering - she's lucky she lived to tell about it.


I'm sure the smell lingered in his britches for a bit unti after he shut the car door, and it seeped out near one of the leg openings at his ankles. He was probably half way to his bipediculartory destination before the odipherous manifestations of spent corn seeds and bean skins filled the night air.
 
2011-09-14 09:53:03 PM
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
I wanna just show you what my politics are.
 
2011-09-14 10:19:15 PM
Dutch oven activated
 
2011-09-14 11:34:50 PM
Dominick said before his current marriage he would go over to Starzyk's house "play with her dog and eat there and once in a while whatever came up sexually."

With ... the dog?
 
2011-09-15 01:25:49 AM

Hoopy Frood: fireclown: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Yeah, but he wanted her to screw men while he watched. That pushes it into Republican territory. A Democrat would at least have her screwing other women.

You kidding? A democrat (Jack Ryan) wanted this kind of thing with then-wife Jeri Ryan (yeah, THAT Jeri Ryan). News got out, it cost him a senate race which Obama won, and the rest is history. I sometimes have to google it to remind myself that it really happened. It's bizzarre that I'm the only one who remembers it.

well, me and CNN (new window)

As has been mentioned, Jack Ryan was a Republican. The whole thing was a sham anyway. In Illinois when the "wrong" candidate wins a primary, the state party finds one way or another to bounce them from the ballot so they can replace them with the candidate of their choice without having to run it by the people.


Yes, the IL GOP hated Jack Ryan and was so desperate to get their chosen candidate, ALAN FARKING KEYES, on the ballot.
 
2011-09-15 02:16:05 AM

Walker: mediablitz: I can't find his party affiliation anywhere. Since a woman was involved, I assume he is a Democrat...

Republican


Nonono CLEARLY it was a Democrat. A Republican sexually harassing someone that isn't a gay prostitute or trolling a gay website is such a rarity that it's safe to say it doesn't happen.
 
2011-09-15 09:46:36 AM

shroom: Hoopy Frood: As has been mentioned, Jack Ryan was a Republican. The whole thing was a sham anyway. In Illinois when the "wrong" candidate wins a primary, the state party finds one way or another to bounce them from the ballot so they can replace them with the candidate of their choice without having to run it by the people. Same thing happened last year to the guy who won the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor, except in that case the story had broken well before the primary. They just chose not to become outraged that he'd dated a hooker who pressed (and dropped) domestic abuse charges until after he won.

Huh, that's funny. Because the way I remember it (and I unforunately voted for the douche) the Sun-Times had the story for a couple weeks, but sat on it, or at least the part about threatening her with a knife, until a day or two after the primary, at which point everyone got all pissed off.


The Sun-Times ran it ten months before the primary. No other outlets picked up on it.
 
2011-09-15 10:07:53 AM

RminusQ: Hoopy Frood: fireclown: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Yeah, but he wanted her to screw men while he watched. That pushes it into Republican territory. A Democrat would at least have her screwing other women.

You kidding? A democrat (Jack Ryan) wanted this kind of thing with then-wife Jeri Ryan (yeah, THAT Jeri Ryan). News got out, it cost him a senate race which Obama won, and the rest is history. I sometimes have to google it to remind myself that it really happened. It's bizzarre that I'm the only one who remembers it.

well, me and CNN (new window)

As has been mentioned, Jack Ryan was a Republican. The whole thing was a sham anyway. In Illinois when the "wrong" candidate wins a primary, the state party finds one way or another to bounce them from the ballot so they can replace them with the candidate of their choice without having to run it by the people.

Yes, the IL GOP hated Jack Ryan and was so desperate to get their chosen candidate, ALAN FARKING KEYES, on the ballot.


Jack Ryan wasn't their guy, Jim Oberweis was, but they couldn't very well put him back on the ballot after losing the primary. Neither was Keyes (even Mike Ditka was higher up in their pecking order, which tells how desperate they were), but the point was that they got to circumvent the democratic process instead of running it by their rank-and-file. Keyes couldn't have won any primary anywhere for anything, yet he wound up in a general election for U.S. Senate. Apparently they thought Obama only won the primary because he was black or something, kind of like how Sarah Palin wound up running for VP because the national party thought all those Hillary backers must just want a woman on the ticket, and it doesn't matter who. Either way, the Illinois GOP was dead in the water statewide once that happened, and they deserved it.
 
2011-09-15 06:12:39 PM

FloydA: it's extreme right wing.


Damned Illinois nazis.

/I hate those guys
 
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