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(Sun Sentinel)   And then there's "drunk enough your wife calls 911 because you're in the garage trying to practice dentistry on yourself"   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 27
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2011-09-14 09:07:21 AM
"When it comes to outrageous behavior Floridians don't have to depend on Charlie Sheen for entertainment."

No, but the rest of us depend on Fark's Florida tag.


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2011-09-14 10:00:00 AM
I was going to guess Wisconsin before I saw the FL tag.
 
2011-09-14 10:00:50 AM
"Honey, have you seen the really little drill bits?"
 
2011-09-14 10:04:27 AM
I saw a homeless guy in a restroom pull a tooth. Looked painful but he said he chewed two Motrin first.
 
2011-09-14 10:05:41 AM
You expected him to pull his own tooth while sober?!?
 
2011-09-14 10:06:00 AM

JohnAnnArbor: "Honey, have you seen the really little drill bits?"

big hammer?
 
2011-09-14 10:06:41 AM
I pulled my two back teeth myself after drinking a 13 ounces

err that is I tried to pull them but they pretty much just shattered and now I am left with two stumps sticking out that I cant get a good grip on.
 
2011-09-14 10:06:51 AM
Oklahoma was my first thought.

Mr. B & I have a long running joke about his Okie friend who stood barefoot in his garage, beer in one hand, pole saw in the other, using the saw as an extension to pick things up off the floor.
 
2011-09-14 10:07:43 AM
Hangover Part 3?
 
2011-09-14 10:08:45 AM
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Not impressed.
 
2011-09-14 10:17:43 AM
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The culprit?
 
2011-09-14 10:21:02 AM
Tried to pull a tooth once, but just trying to knock it loose was so painful, even though I was quite drunk, that I wimped out. When I did get to a dentist he told me there was a small cavity in the tooth but that a gum infection was the main cause of all the pain. Some antibiotics fixed that, and I decided some things are better left to people who know what they're doing.
 
2011-09-14 10:31:23 AM
My folks owned a small bar in a very small rural Montana town. One of the other bars was holding a big raffle for charity (I think one of the local kids had leukemia). The prize in the raffle? Pulling a rotten tooth out of some guys face.

I was twelve, and watching my dad use his leatherman to rip out that infected hunk of hydroxylapatite was both incredibly scarring and hilarious. Guy was drunk as hell and didn't even make wince.
 
2011-09-14 10:35:16 AM
Is it safe?
 
2011-09-14 10:37:35 AM
aschoolofairway.com
 
2011-09-14 10:37:44 AM
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2011-09-14 10:41:52 AM
Removed my own braces with pliers when I was 14. Definite case of "Because fark you, that's why."
 
2011-09-14 10:45:18 AM
I removed a lower front tooth that was out at an angle and pushing on the top front tooth and would even snag it while chewing sometimes. Took almost ten years, but a little loosening every day.....and another case of fark you, I'm doing what I have to.
 
2011-09-14 10:52:01 AM
I stitched up my own hand once, when I lived in the mountains. 6lb test and Crown Royal and then wrapped in an ace bandage got me to the hospital where they redid it properly. Have an odd looking scar, but I didn't bleed to death while my buddy drove me into town.

There was a Russian surgeon that did his own appendectomy in an arctic emergency situation. Feel free to google, as I'm too lazy to.
 
2011-09-14 10:52:44 AM

snowybunting: [aschoolofairway.com image 259x194]


Came for the "Hangover" reference

Leaving satisfied
 
2011-09-14 12:24:37 PM

3dougnight: Tried to pull a tooth once, but just trying to knock it loose was so painful, even though I was quite drunk, that I wimped out. When I did get to a dentist he told me there was a small cavity in the tooth but that a gum infection was the main cause of all the pain. Some antibiotics fixed that, and I decided some things are better left to people who know what they're doing.


My story is the exact opposite - I went to a dentist who extracted a wisdom tooth (no knock-out gas for me, just a local), and the guy practically stood on my chest with the pair of pliers trying to get it out. Finally did, he stitched me up and sent me on my way...however he didn't do a good job because a tiny bone spur from the empty socket was poking through the stitched over area and led to a painful gum infection.

Thanks doc! ya putz

/grandfather was a dentist
 
2011-09-14 12:52:18 PM
Well, I see "Castaway" and "The Hangover" have been covered, so I tried to find a pic of Bruce Willis after yanking out his tooth in 12 Monkeys, but my google-fu is weak.

/i has a sad
 
2011-09-14 12:54:20 PM

dahmers love zombie: Is it safe?


Going retro.

Nice.
 
2011-09-14 01:47:51 PM
Cops were there due to what crime, exactly?
 
2011-09-15 01:08:04 AM

OnlyM3: Cops were there due to what crime, exactly?


Practicing dentistry without a license.
 
2011-09-15 01:51:47 PM

gopher321: My story is the exact opposite - I went to a dentist who extracted a wisdom tooth (no knock-out gas for me, just a local), and the guy practically stood on my chest with the pair of pliers trying to get it out. Finally did, he stitched me up and sent me on my way...however he didn't do a good job because a tiny bone spur from the empty socket was poking through the stitched over area and led to a painful gum infection.


Yay, wisdom teeth stories.

I had a new dentist who had never done a wisdom tooth extraction try to do mine. He ended up breaking the tooth, and had to drive me in his car to an oral surgeon across town. Then they insisted that I fill out forms first, which I promptly bled all over. I scribbled my signature (on what was essentially a solid sheet of wet red paper) and told them they had been filled out. After that, it went well.
 
2011-09-15 02:17:06 PM

OnlyM3: Cops were there due to what crime, exactly?


the wife was scared for her husband's safety.. there was a madman in the garage with him
 
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