jmr61: I'm torn between wanting to smack the shiat out of her and farking her in her butt.
MBA Whore: Did anyone actually look at her pictures? She is hot. farking hot. I mean really farking hot.
robmilmel: iollow: Not necessarily true. The bank lends that money out.It used to be a joke (sorta), but now it's really true: you can only get a loan if you don't need it.
JRoo: "she recently 'dispatched' five minions on an expedition 'up the Amazon' to gather crystal"Is she a member of Cobra? The Legion of Doom?
Ex Parte Gilligan: [cache.gawker.com image 599x654]
CitizenTed: First against the wall come the revolution!Seriously, though: I find that level of gluttony disgusting. If you gave me a billion dollars I would not buy a giant $2M bathtub. It would be humiliating to own such a ridiculous thing. I'd have a normal bathtub like everyone else. I'd have a quiet, normal house with room for me, mine and a couple guests. I'd drive a decent car, like maybe an Audi A6. I'd travel first class, but I wouldn't buy a Lear jet. I'd live well and happily, but never ostentatiously.Aaron Spelling's Bel Air mansion? Rolls Royce convertible? I find that kind of crap repulsive. And yes, I'm being serious. If that's what you aspire to, if that's what you think makes life grand, you need a reality check and a big dose of sympathy because you are farked.
Quantum Apostrophe: MBA Whore: Did anyone actually look at her pictures? She is hot. farking hot. I mean really farking hot.Not really. She has these weird thighs with no calf muscles that signals "giant porker liposuction in 5 years".
Darth Macho: How luxury goods 'stimulate' the economy.Item: $1.6 million crystal bathtub.$1.2 million: Crystal dealer/broker/locator$300,000: Private security, bribes to South American government, transport$50,000: Accountant to write off expenses as charity$30,000: Contractors to install plumbing fixtures$18,000: Cocaine ("We were passing through Bolivia coming back")$1,700: Food and petty expenses$300: Team of over 70 68 62 impoverished natives to extract giant piece of crystal from side of mountainSo technically it does create jobs...
If you like these links, you'll love
Come check out what's behind the curtain.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Sep 21 2017 06:03:24
Runtime: 0.366 sec (366 ms)