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(ESPN)   Can Vodka Collins lead the Colts to victory? Will Sexy Rexy unleash the dargon? Will all the changes made by the 49ers even make a difference? It's the NFL Week 1 thread (games start at 1pm eastern on Fox and CBS)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 4732
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2011-09-11 02:16:40 PM  
Ravens play calling. Wow.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:40 PM  
Vick splat!
 
2011-09-11 02:16:40 PM  
Colt with a 40-yard toss on the run for a huge gain. Remember when all of those analysts said that he didn't have an NFL-caliber arm?

Once again, the most overrated attribute of QB prospects is arm strength.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:48 PM  
FARK! Vick fumble
 
2011-09-11 02:16:48 PM  
Vick gets mauled, Rams ball.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:53 PM  
Offsides. Atlanta hands over a first down.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:55 PM  
The Texans have not punted in this game.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:55 PM  
Vick just coughed up the rock. Rams recover in their own red zone.
 
2011-09-11 02:16:58 PM  
Vick goes down!

Ball loose!

RAMS BALL!

They got it together! Just like I asked!
 
2011-09-11 02:17:07 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

RAMS SACK
 
2011-09-11 02:17:12 PM  

4NSpy: Get it together Rams D.


Your wish is their command.

/Rams strip-sack and recover
 
2011-09-11 02:17:21 PM  
VvonderJesus: I don't know why, but i crack up when a player throws the ball to the ref as he's making the touchdown signal and the ref just lets it hit him

I love that too.

ksobby: Collins is well on his way to creating the far superior Collins Rating (TM)

o_Oh dear...
 
2011-09-11 02:17:23 PM  

Sarcastica75: Bunny Deville: Me to husband: Texans are up 24-0. Husband: :::mutters darkly about Kerry Collins not being HIS quarterback::: Me: Sorry your quarterback got broken. Husband: :::mumbles something about not even caring anymore::: It's gonna be a long football season for him.

*hugs*

BUNNY!

\o/


Hey! Where were you for all of last football season??? ::hugs::
 
2011-09-11 02:17:33 PM  
Ravens already over ninety yards rushing today.
 
2011-09-11 02:17:36 PM  

picodenico: Worst thing about so much football nonstop?

WHEN DO I MAKE FOOD?!? :(

I forgot to get some frozen pizzas in anticipation.


Fun fact: If you have enough beer you can just skip the food.
 
2011-09-11 02:17:53 PM  

snake_beater: tootse: Vick looks horrible....

Doesn't help that the o-line's a turnstile.


Nope. Just inaccurate...
 
2011-09-11 02:17:53 PM  
Michael Vick, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Hey, still early yet, fumble out of the way.
 
2011-09-11 02:17:57 PM  
www.marthastewart.com
ST LOUIS TURNOVER
 
2011-09-11 02:17:59 PM  
Andyroddick is filling my sports twitter feed with 9/11 retweets.

That's an unfollow.
 
2011-09-11 02:18:08 PM  
I'm liking this RedZone stuff. Well, other than them having a bit of the satellite issues.
 
2011-09-11 02:18:23 PM  

DamnYankees: Steelers defense is not good today. yay.


Fixed. Haven't seen them getting owned by the running game in quite some time.
 
2011-09-11 02:18:36 PM  
Not gonna be able to watch games today cause I'm knee-deep in Patriots Day stuff. Hope all of you are doing all right. I love football, glad season is finally here!!!
 
2011-09-11 02:18:36 PM  
Stafford moving those chains!
 
2011-09-11 02:18:57 PM  

FiatJustitia: UNC_Samurai: FiatJustitia: img713.imageshack.us

That's gold right there.

not mine unfortunately. I want to say it was Di that made it but I might be wrong.


Pretty sure Trey made that one. Needs updating. Still says Crayton.

Did I tell you guys I met him? I met him. Of course I can't find any of the pictures right now, but I'm sure you're all totally impressed.
 
2011-09-11 02:19:22 PM  
Roy Williams with an absurd catch, hahaha.
 
2011-09-11 02:19:24 PM  
Heh, Buffalo is definitely rocking the trollface right now.
 
2011-09-11 02:19:28 PM  
Cutler to Williams moves the chains!
 
2011-09-11 02:19:33 PM  
Why the hell did I pick Atlanta to win? Ugh.
 
2011-09-11 02:19:41 PM  

Bunny Deville: Sarcastica75: Bunny Deville: Me to husband: Texans are up 24-0. Husband: :::mutters darkly about Kerry Collins not being HIS quarterback::: Me: Sorry your quarterback got broken. Husband: :::mumbles something about not even caring anymore::: It's gonna be a long football season for him.

*hugs*

BUNNY!

\o/

Hey! Where were you for all of last football season??? ::hugs::


Seeing my guys make it only to choke on the big day and then projectile puking
 
2011-09-11 02:19:42 PM  
Nice catch, Williams!
 
2011-09-11 02:19:56 PM  
Williams looked 10 feet tall making that grab on Cutler's overthrow attempt.
 
2011-09-11 02:19:57 PM  
And the Rams go three and out.
 
2011-09-11 02:20:15 PM  

DanZero: Fixed. Haven't seen them getting owned by the running game in quite some time.


Did you see the game a couple of seasons ago when Jamaal Charles ran WILD on them? :(
 
2011-09-11 02:20:19 PM  
Well, the tiwell the top 2 tight ends by points are free agents in most FF leagues. Ben Watson & Scott Chandler
 
2011-09-11 02:20:32 PM  
Damn. Should be 24-0 by now :(
 
2011-09-11 02:20:34 PM  
I think ninety percent of Flacco's passes today have been checkdowns.
 
2011-09-11 02:20:56 PM  

gas giant: Heh, Buffalo is definitely rocking the trollface right now.


I hate the Chiefs enough that it's quite awesome to see on RedZone.
 
2011-09-11 02:21:06 PM  
33-0 Texans!
 
2011-09-11 02:21:15 PM  

FriarReb98: I'm liking this RedZone stuff. Well, other than them having a bit of the satellite issues.


Ultimately, RedZone may be bad for football. It makes watching a regular game in real-time rather dull.

But damn, I love it if I have no particular game to watch.
 
2011-09-11 02:21:17 PM  
davidphogan: Fun fact: If you have enough beer you can just skip the food.

Only a few random beers with me. But I do have pretzels, mustard, hot dogs, and salsa. Snacks possibly....
 
2011-09-11 02:21:18 PM  
Ah You, Rams?
 
2011-09-11 02:21:18 PM  
TOUCHDOWN RAVENS
 
2011-09-11 02:21:22 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: Not gonna be able to watch games today cause I'm knee-deep in Patriots Day stuff. Hope all of you are doing all right. I love football, glad season is finally here!!!


Patriot's Day? Did I miss something?
 
2011-09-11 02:21:24 PM  

Di Atribe: FiatJustitia: UNC_Samurai: FiatJustitia: img713.imageshack.us

That's gold right there.

not mine unfortunately. I want to say it was Di that made it but I might be wrong.

Pretty sure Trey made that one. Needs updating. Still says Crayton.

Did I tell you guys I met him? I met him. Of course I can't find any of the pictures right now, but I'm sure you're all totally impressed.


That you met me, or that you met Patrick Crayton?

/I also need to re-do Tony Romo's checkdown list
//Witten is on it 14 times
 
2011-09-11 02:21:25 PM  
33-0 HOUSTON! WHAT A RETURN!
 
2011-09-11 02:21:26 PM  
TD RAVENS!

img140.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-11 02:21:27 PM  
Quote the Ravens: we made a score!
 
2011-09-11 02:21:34 PM  
Flacco goes wacco to Ray Rice. BAL 21-7 PIT (2nd Q, 1:48)
 
2011-09-11 02:21:38 PM  

Sarcastica75: Bunny Deville: Sarcastica75: Bunny Deville: Me to husband: Texans are up 24-0. Husband: :::mutters darkly about Kerry Collins not being HIS quarterback::: Me: Sorry your quarterback got broken. Husband: :::mumbles something about not even caring anymore::: It's gonna be a long football season for him.

*hugs*

BUNNY!

\o/

Hey! Where were you for all of last football season??? ::hugs::

Seeing my guys make it only to choke on the big day and then projectile puking


Yeah. They've become one of my favorite teams, and that kinda sucked.
 
2011-09-11 02:21:40 PM  
Colts should just forfeit the rest of the game at this point. Texans just pulled off a 79 yard punt return for TD.
 
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