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(ESPN)   Can Vodka Collins lead the Colts to victory? Will Sexy Rexy unleash the dargon? Will all the changes made by the 49ers even make a difference? It's the NFL Week 1 thread (games start at 1pm eastern on Fox and CBS)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 4732
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2011-09-11 12:45:28 PM  
i635.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-11 12:45:39 PM  
dammit, Caliendo is still doing this crap?

DIAF
 
2011-09-11 12:45:39 PM  
RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY
 
2011-09-11 12:45:39 PM  
This thread is awfully slow for opening week.
 
2011-09-11 12:45:59 PM  
Oh fark......Joe farkin Buck
 
2011-09-11 12:46:02 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-11 12:46:17 PM  
I have so many fantasy teams, I don't know who to root for...it's INSANE!!!

So, go Cowboys!
 
2011-09-11 12:46:20 PM  

jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY


Ummm...how do I access it?
 
2011-09-11 12:46:37 PM  

DamnYankees: This thread is awfully slow for opening week.


fark itself is slow to me this weekend...



did Caliendo just out Joe Buck on air ?
 
2011-09-11 12:46:54 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I'm glad to see it's not just Panthers fans calling him "Vodka" Collins.


img860.imageshack.us

WHAR?
 
2011-09-11 12:47:20 PM  
Frank Calliendo is making me yearn for more 9/11 remembrance.
 
2011-09-11 12:47:24 PM  
Today...

img8.imageshack.us

i676.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-11 12:48:14 PM  
I just want to say go steelers and I'm really glad football is back.
 
2011-09-11 12:48:20 PM  

DamnYankees: jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY

Ummm...how do I access it?


Through your cable box.
 
2011-09-11 12:49:14 PM  

DamnYankees: jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY

Ummm...how do I access it?


If you have DirectTV, go to the 700s
 
2011-09-11 12:49:16 PM  
I was just thinking: with all this 'dagron'/'dargon' talk, I can imagine someone saying 'unleash the Dagon' one day.

/I wonder what that would entail
//the end of days, I imagine
 
2011-09-11 12:50:21 PM  
tastykake chocolate cupcake and beer.
okay, boys. deliver unto me the first season's win.
 
2011-09-11 12:50:26 PM  

Gonz: [i47.photobucket.com image 300x263]

//At least beat the Jaguars... please?


I'm liking our chances. GO TITANS!
 
2011-09-11 12:50:34 PM  
All the Fox analysts just picked Green Bay to win the Super Bowl. My condolences Packer fans.
 
2011-09-11 12:50:34 PM  
Hmm, what to watch on Sunday Ticket? Bengals/Browns or Chefs/Bills?
 
2011-09-11 12:50:35 PM  

jaylectricity: DamnYankees: jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY

Ummm...how do I access it?

Through your cable box.


I have Time Warner cable, so I guess I can't access it.

I NEED A STREAM
 
2011-09-11 12:51:01 PM  

Earguy: Frank Calliendo is making me yearn for more 9/11 remembrance.


Dammit FOX, I was kidding! I take it back!
 
2011-09-11 12:51:25 PM  
Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
 
2011-09-11 12:52:22 PM  
Unleash the Dacron!
www.wired.com
 
2011-09-11 12:52:30 PM  

skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.


...uh...wut?
 
2011-09-11 12:52:30 PM  

skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.


What in the hell game were you watching?
 
2011-09-11 12:53:04 PM  
i110.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-11 12:53:12 PM  

DamnYankees: jaylectricity: DamnYankees: jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY

Ummm...how do I access it?

Through your cable box.

I have Time Warner cable, so I guess I can't access it.

I NEED A STREAM


See your doctor, it might be a 'growing' problem.
 
2011-09-11 12:53:31 PM  
DARGON?

Well, if you want to say that, just have to remember this

www.hrwiki.org

Very happy over here, was going to get the Jaguars here in central FL, but the football gods shined upon me and now we get PIT @ BAL. NICE.

I don't want to jinx this thread like I did last night's NASCAR thread but

img.photobucket.com

/go stillers
 
2011-09-11 12:53:41 PM  

jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY


Holy s**t, you're RIGHT! O.O

AWESOME! :D
 
2011-09-11 12:53:50 PM  
Lets do this thing! Death to the Flying Rats!
 
2011-09-11 12:53:53 PM  

CavalierEternal: skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

What in the hell game were you watching?


I guess something got lost when they translated it to Englandish.
 
2011-09-11 12:53:53 PM  

GimpyNip: I hope this picture pisses you off

[blog.nj.com image 240x192]


Someone needs to get a green w/ that phrase.
 
2011-09-11 12:54:06 PM  
I knew when my roommates insisted we cancel TV service that I was going to be pissed come September.

I'm streaming BAL-PIT, with a side order of RZC.

My thoughts on today's games. (new window)
 
2011-09-11 12:54:08 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: DamnYankees: jaylectricity: DamnYankees: jaylectricity: RED ZONE IS FREE TODAY

Ummm...how do I access it?

Through your cable box.

I have Time Warner cable, so I guess I can't access it.

I NEED A STREAM

See your doctor, it might be a 'growing' problem.


I somehow thing that failing to have a stream while in the red zone...uh...yeah, definitely need a doctors' assistance. Or possibly a helpful magazine, or DVD?
 
2011-09-11 12:54:25 PM  
I hear the Steelers have big fans......

jockandballs.com
 
2011-09-11 12:54:25 PM  
I fear too many are on the Rams +4.5 today.
 
2011-09-11 12:54:51 PM  

Drumboardist: skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

...uh...wut?


CavalierEternal: skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

What in the hell game were you watching?


You guys have never seen Coming to America, eh?
 
2011-09-11 12:55:18 PM  
26.media.tumblr.com

Hillis


or


www.media.allerinternett.no

Hyllis

Discuss.

/I take Hillis
 
2011-09-11 12:55:30 PM  
Giant american flag sales were through the roof this week.
 
2011-09-11 12:55:36 PM  
IT'S TIME!
 
2011-09-11 12:55:41 PM  

VvonderJesus: All the Fox analysts just picked Green Bay to win the Super Bowl. My condolences Packer fans.


Well, it's the sexy pick after seeing them play on Thursday. You have to admit, they looked quite sexy.

Only problem is, we still have 30 teams to see today. Er..... 26. MNF doubleheader tomorrow.
 
2011-09-11 12:56:10 PM  
Terra Nova looks kind of stupid, but I might watch it anyway. Because, you know, DINOSAURS.
 
2011-09-11 12:56:11 PM  

Subtle Like A T-Rex: [26.media.tumblr.com image 500x521]

Hillis


or


[www.media.allerinternett.no image 547x307]

Hyllis

Discuss.

/I take Hillis


Is the second pic from Citizen Kabuto?
 
2011-09-11 12:56:16 PM  
I'm going to hell for thinking about making a "soon" meme out of the "tourist guy" photo.
 
2011-09-11 12:56:16 PM  
F*CK YEAH FOOTBALL
 
2011-09-11 12:56:25 PM  
Anybody have an over/under on the number of players killed and/or crippled in Steelers vs Ravens today?

I'm going with 4.
 
2011-09-11 12:56:29 PM  
So I guess every network has a funny/hot chick comedy this year? Whitney, New Girl, etc.

No network show has me excited this year, though I will check out Terra Nova.

/inspired by ads, sorry for being off topic
//but not much going on right now anyway
 
2011-09-11 12:56:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Drumboardist: skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

...uh...wut?

CavalierEternal: skinink: Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television Thursday night? Oh, the Saints of New Orleans took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Saints triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

What in the hell game were you watching?

You guys have never seen Coming to America, eh?


D'aaaaaaaaaw. I blew it....completely missed it. Dunno how. Oh well, I'll just leave with this comment: "He beat Joe Lewis' ass!"
 
2011-09-11 12:56:37 PM  
REDZONE TIME!!!!
 
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