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Maybe you should drive		2011-09-11 02:27:37 AM

violentsalvation		2011-09-11 02:32:36 AM

Those are some ugly boobies.

Maybe you should drive		2011-09-11 02:48:21 AM

violentsalvation: Those are some ugly boobies.

Sorry. Are these better?

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violentsalvation		2011-09-11 02:57:54 AM

Maybe you should drive: violentsalvation: Those are some ugly boobies.

Sorry. Are these better?

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Yeah, a biatchicks need spurs though.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-09-11 03:36:38 AM

RminusQ		2011-09-11 03:37:16 AM

Last chance to join the Fark Pigskin Pick'em group on ESPN. Pick against the spread.

http://games.espn.go.com/pigskin-pickem/en/group?groupID=18005

Password is "drewcurtis"

RminusQ		2011-09-11 04:03:31 AM

Oh, also, take a sip of O'Douls every time Joe Buck says 9/11 or "World Trade Center". You'll be shiatfaced by halftime.

Yes I know O'Douls is non-alcoholic.
It won't matter.

robsul82		2011-09-11 05:12:54 AM

RminusQ: Oh, also, take a sip of O'Douls every time Joe Buck says 9/11 or "World Trade Center". You'll be shiatfaced by halftime.

Yes I know O'Douls is non-alcoholic.
It won't matter.

A drinking game rivaling the Mark Schlereth "In the National Football League" Drinking Game in sheer suicidal audacity. I like it.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-09-11 05:38:26 AM

robsul82: RminusQ: Oh, also, take a sip of O'Douls every time Joe Buck says 9/11 or "World Trade Center". You'll be shiatfaced by halftime.

Yes I know O'Douls is non-alcoholic.
It won't matter.

A drinking game rivaling the Mark Schlereth "In the National Football League" Drinking Game in sheer suicidal audacity. I like it.

What about the Sunday Night Football "drink whenever Cris Collinsworth makes a weird or thinly veiled perverted comment"?

Meatzilla		2011-09-11 06:41:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard		2011-09-11 07:17:07 AM

elvisaintdead		2011-09-11 07:27:43 AM

Maybe you should drive: violentsalvation: Those are some ugly boobies.

Sorry. Are these better?

I can't hear you over the chorus of 'blowing over a coke bottle hum.'
But oh, yeah.

elvisaintdead		2011-09-11 07:30:21 AM

One more thing:
www.onlinesportshandicapping.com

Man On A Mission		2011-09-11 08:19:56 AM

Vegas Odds - Favorite | Spread | Underdog

1:00 ET Games

At Baltimore -1.5 Pittsburgh
At Tampa Bay -1 Detroit
Atlanta -2 At Chicago
At Kansas City -5.5 Buffalo
At Houston -9 Indianapolis
Philadelphia -4 At St. Louis
At Cleveland -6.5 Cincinnati
At Jacksonville -1 Tennessee

4:15 ET Games

NY Giants -2.5 At Washington
AT Arizona -6.5 Carolina
At San Francisco -5.5 Seattle
At San Diego -8.5 Minnesota
At NY Jets -6 Dallas

Monday Night Football

New England -7 At Miami
At Denver -3 Oakland

Mr. Fuzzypaws		2011-09-11 08:25:00 AM

If your team doesn't have a tag it's because YOU didn't make one. You have only yourself to blame.

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 08:26:34 AM

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If your team doesn't have a tag it's because YOU didn't make one. You have only yourself to blame.

I love how the Lions tag looks like it was hand drawn by a hyperactive nine-year-old with Downs Syndrome.

Lost Thought 00		2011-09-11 08:39:21 AM

Can't wait

Lost Thought 00		2011-09-11 08:42:53 AM

Upset picks for the day:

St. Louis over Philly
Carolina over Arizona
Chicago over Atlanta.

alwaysjaded		2011-09-11 09:07:16 AM

/ Damn it feels good NFL football is back

cameroncrazy1984		2011-09-11 09:20:26 AM

Ah, the first Sunday thread of the year. It's good to be back.

Is it wrong that I'm trying to avoid all the 9/11 stuff today?

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 09:22:39 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Ah, the first Sunday thread of the year. It's good to be back.

Is it wrong that I'm trying to avoid all the 9/11 stuff today?

Nope, I'm trying to dodge it, too. It's football day and I'll be damned if I'm going to let a bunch of misery fetishists ruin it for me.

/8 AM, already showered and in Browns jersey (T.J. Ward #43)
//GO BROWNS

alwaysjaded		2011-09-11 09:28:10 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Ah, the first Sunday thread of the year. It's good to be back.

Is it wrong that I'm trying to avoid all the 9/11 stuff today?

Nope. I said my little piece in the other thread and that's it. I haven't been watching any news and will find something to do during halftime. Everyone else is free to do whatever the hell they want.

cameroncrazy1984		2011-09-11 09:31:08 AM

CavalierEternal: Nope, I'm trying to dodge it, too. It's football day and I'll be damned if I'm going to let a bunch of misery fetishists ruin it for me.

alwaysjaded: Nope. I said my little piece in the other thread and that's it. I haven't been watching any news and will find something to do during halftime. Everyone else is free to do whatever the hell they want.

Not that I felt bad about avoiding it, but I'm glad I'm not the only one.

/GO BILLS!

DamnYankees		2011-09-11 09:32:19 AM

FOOTBALL

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 09:35:49 AM

THESE 9-11 GRIEVERS ARE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD GAME OF FOOTBALL!

Three Crooked Squirrels		2011-09-11 09:49:34 AM

muck4doo		2011-09-11 09:58:39 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Ah, the first Sunday thread of the year. It's good to be back.

Is it wrong that I'm trying to avoid all the 9/11 stuff today?

In my house we do the 9/11 eve thing, so we took care of that at midnight.

TheOther		2011-09-11 10:02:54 AM

Maybe you should drive: violentsalvation: Those are some ugly boobies.

Sorry. Are these better?

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 10:08:20 AM

FINAL PRESEASON PREDICTIONS

Week 1 - Bengals: Browns 27 - Bengals 14
Week 2 - @ Colts: Browns 21 - Colts 10
Week 3 - Dolphins: Browns 28 - Dolphins 7
Week 4 - Titans: Browns 17 - Titans 20
Week 5 - Bye
Week 6 - @ Raiders: Browns 30 - Raiders 28
Week 7 - Seahawks: Browns 35 - Seahawks 10
Week 8 - @ 49ers: Browns 17 - 49ers 13
Week 9 - @ Texans: Browns 20 - Texans 35
Week 10 - Rams: Browns 23 - Rams 21
Week 11 - Jaguars: Browns 27 - Jaguars 16
Week 12 - @ Bengals: Browns 31 - Bengals 19
Week 13 - Ravens: Browns 16 - Ravens 14
Week 14 - @ Steelers: Browns 13 - Steelers 26
Week 15 - @ Cardinals: Browns 24 - Cardinals 23
Week 16 - @ Ravens: Browns 14 - Ravens 23
Week 17 - Steelers: Browns 20 - Steelers 16

GAT_00		2011-09-11 10:15:10 AM

It's a little sad that I know absolutely nothing today can top the 4th quarter of the Michigan-Notre Dame game.

GAT_00		2011-09-11 10:18:27 AM

CavalierEternal: FINAL PRESEASON PREDICTIONS

Week 1 - Bengals: Browns 27 - Bengals 14
Week 2 - @ Colts: Browns 21 - Colts 10
Week 3 - Dolphins: Browns 28 - Dolphins 7
Week 4 - Titans: Browns 17 - Titans 20
Week 5 - Bye
Week 6 - @ Raiders: Browns 30 - Raiders 28
Week 7 - Seahawks: Browns 35 - Seahawks 10
Week 8 - @ 49ers: Browns 17 - 49ers 13
Week 9 - @ Texans: Browns 20 - Texans 35
Week 10 - Rams: Browns 23 - Rams 21
Week 11 - Jaguars: Browns 27 - Jaguars 16
Week 12 - @ Bengals: Browns 31 - Bengals 19
Week 13 - Ravens: Browns 16 - Ravens 14
Week 14 - @ Steelers: Browns 13 - Steelers 26
Week 15 - @ Cardinals: Browns 24 - Cardinals 23
Week 16 - @ Ravens: Browns 14 - Ravens 23
Week 17 - Steelers: Browns 20 - Steelers 16

Dude, that is...seriously? I do love that one of the four losses is to my Titans. All though, at the same time, that is an exceptionally easy schedule.

kronicfeld		2011-09-11 10:19:16 AM

Tony Gonzalez, Malcolm Floyd or Steve Breaston?

elvisaintdead		2011-09-11 10:28:53 AM

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If your team doesn't have a tag it's because YOU didn't make one. You have only yourself to blame.

is there a 'team tag maker' type thingy out there on the internets or does one require 'shop skills to make one?

seriously

WTF Indeed		2011-09-11 10:35:32 AM

Mr. Fuzzypaws		2011-09-11 10:38:54 AM

elvisaintdead: is there a 'team tag maker' type thingy out there on the internets or does one require 'shop skills to make one?

seriously

One requires skills. Except in the case of the girl that made the Lions tag.

cameroncrazy1984		2011-09-11 10:39:40 AM

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: Ah, the first Sunday thread of the year. It's good to be back.

Is it wrong that I'm trying to avoid all the 9/11 stuff today?

In my house we do the 9/11 eve thing, so we took care of that at midnight.

I lol'd.

elvisaintdead		2011-09-11 10:50:57 AM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: elvisaintdead: is there a 'team tag maker' type thingy out there on the internets or does one require 'shop skills to make one?

seriously

One requires skills.

gotcha. thanks.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Except in the case of the girl that made the Lions tag.

Yeah, that one's just jeenyus.

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 11:00:47 AM

hurdboy		2011-09-11 11:07:58 AM

No, Yes, No.

JerseyTim		2011-09-11 11:13:01 AM

I love how ESPN expanded countdown to three hours. Just what the world needs: more Berman.

I'm also not watching any pregame today. I don't need those clowns to tell me how football helped heal a nation.

ksobby		2011-09-11 11:13:37 AM

ksobby		2011-09-11 11:15:33 AM

With all due respect to earguy. Just doing my part.

elvisaintdead		2011-09-11 11:21:28 AM

elvisaintdead: Mr. Fuzzypaws: elvisaintdead: is there a 'team tag maker' type thingy out there on the internets or does one require 'shop skills to make one?

seriously

One requires skills.

gotcha. thanks.

Here's an

Matty Ice is just too awesome to be constrained by such a tag.

muck4doo		2011-09-11 11:27:27 AM

kronicfeld: Tony Gonzalez, Malcolm Floyd or Steve Breaston?

I'd go with Floyd.

which 2 of 3 from Cedric Benson, Felix Jones, and LeGarrete Blount?

cameroncrazy1984		2011-09-11 11:31:57 AM

JerseyTim: I love how ESPN expanded countdown to three hours. Just what the world needs: more Berman.

I'm also not watching any pregame today. I don't need those clowns to tell me how football helped heal a nation.

I've resorted to watching TNG on Netflix all morning.

Earguy		2011-09-11 11:32:47 AM

My pre-game show's news crawl just noted that Donovan McNabb would be starting today for the Vikings. I had no idea he was even playing, I thought he had retired.

ksobby		2011-09-11 11:33:48 AM

CavalierEternal:

/8 AM, already showered and in Browns jersey (T.J. Ward #43)
//GO BROWNS

Got the Jim Brown on and the gf has the Brian Brennan on.

/ She has a thing for undersized, scrappy, white wide receivers
// was my jersey as a kid and it fits her now

CavalierEternal		2011-09-11 11:34:33 AM

It just occurred to me that today will be the first time since I was two years old that Week 1 will come and go without Brett Favre. It's kind of bittersweet, actually.

WTF Indeed		2011-09-11 11:36:49 AM

CavalierEternal: It just occurred to me that today will be the first time since I was two years old that Week 1 will come and go without Brett Favre. It's kind of bittersweet, actually.

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Lost Thought 00		2011-09-11 11:42:06 AM

muck4doo: which 2 of 3 from Cedric Benson, Felix Jones, and LeGarrete Blount?

Not Benson. They'll be playing from behind too often, and I don't think there will be many TD opportunities.

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