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(Daily Star)   Piglet born with human head and OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 104
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2011-09-11 09:23:57 AM
Looks like a black Paris Hilton.
 
2011-09-11 09:25:14 AM
The bizarre creature was born with one head]

What messed-up kinda place is it that only one head is considered "bizarre"?
 
2011-09-11 09:37:52 AM
Third picture: "Whaaazzzuuuuuup?!"
 
2011-09-11 09:54:38 AM
The Guatemalan government should go ahead and make a law against letting "the little fella" and any others like him vote before the issue inevitably comes up.
 
2011-09-11 10:18:55 AM
Seriously, how is their first conclusion NOT 'someone was farking a pig'.

Aliens? right. I'm sure that came from a nervous guy trying to get out of the spotlight on this story.

"Yea...yea it was aliens, man, hey look over there" *runs off*
 
2011-09-11 10:20:55 AM
Reminds me of the 'Robot Chicken' episode where the owners of the farm were chewing out the farm hand that kept jacking it on the heads of cabbage... thus creating cabbage patch 'people'.
 
2011-09-11 10:36:35 AM
Could someone please make the pictures a little less clear? I can almost see a shape. I don't know why I even bothered clicking the link. It's not like these "journalists" actually have a photographer.
 
2011-09-11 10:40:00 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-09-11 10:42:27 AM
My guess is that someone slipped the mother hog some pork.


/truthful, and a sexual innuendo .... *BOOM*
 
2011-09-11 10:43:13 AM
Screwjack: Seriously, how is their first conclusion NOT 'someone was farking a pig'.

...Because we're separate species? Do you know what that means, to be of a different species? It means you can't interbreed. Hell, we're totally different orders of mammals.
 
2011-09-11 10:47:46 AM
Honest Bender: Do you know what that means, to be of a different species? It means you can't interbreed.

Ligers, Tigons, Zonkeys, Mules, Wolf-dogs, etc.
 
2011-09-11 10:48:31 AM
Al Gore sez: "WHAR IS BEAR? WHAR BEAR FOR MAN-BEAR-PIG?"
 
2011-09-11 10:49:51 AM
"No question now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." - Animal Farm

/This pig's more equal than others
 
2011-09-11 11:03:05 AM
Honest Bender: Again?

I looked, I thought the same thing, but I can't find it.

4 or 5 days ago, and from the Austrian source quoted in this one...
but it's not there... not even in Geek thread mainland

So go with it. This one has better pics too... (and that's saying something)
 
2011-09-11 11:10:27 AM
RexTalionis: Honest Bender: Do you know what that means, to be of a different species? It means you can't interbreed.

Ligers, Tigons, Zonkeys, Mules, Wolf-dogs, etc.


I'm not sure about Zonkeys (too lazy to look up the particulars) but every one of those diverge at only the species level. They're practically the same animal. Now, obviously those are examples of inter-breeding of species, but my understanding is that's something of an aberration and the offspring is infertile. It's more the exception than the rule.

Maybe someone with more education along these lines can point out why the classical definition of a species is that one species can't interbreed with another while the animals you listed violate that rule.

That said, humans diverge from pigs at the Order level of classification. Way too high up for interbreeding.
 
2011-09-11 11:21:18 AM
Honest Bender: RexTalionis: Honest Bender: Do you know what that means, to be of a different species? It means you can't interbreed.

Ligers, Tigons, Zonkeys, Mules, Wolf-dogs, etc.

I'm not sure about Zonkeys (too lazy to look up the particulars) but every one of those diverge at only the species level. They're practically the same animal. Now, obviously those are examples of inter-breeding of species, but my understanding is that's something of an aberration and the offspring is infertile. It's more the exception than the rule.

Maybe someone with more education along these lines can point out why the classical definition of a species is that one species can't interbreed with another while the animals you listed violate that rule.

That said, humans diverge from pigs at the Order level of classification. Way too high up for interbreeding.


Zonkeys are Zebras + donkeys. They're pretty funny looking creatures. Yeah, I know, hybrid animals are usually infertile. But still, at some level, it's still interbreeding.
 
2011-09-11 11:22:35 AM
Honest Bender: I'm not sure about Zonkeys (too lazy to look up the particulars)

2.bp.blogspot.com

Here's a baby Zonkey with its parents.
 
2011-09-11 11:30:47 AM
Rex Grossman?
 
2011-09-11 11:31:21 AM
RexTalionis: Zonkeys are Zebras + donkeys.

I know what a zonkey is, I meant the particulars as to how taxonomically related the parents were.
 
2011-09-11 11:32:58 AM
Here's a baby Zonkey with its parents.

RexTalionis: Here's a baby Zonkey with its parents.



... I can tell by the pixels
 
2011-09-11 11:42:38 AM
TFA doesn't say if it is alive or dead.
 
2011-09-11 11:44:31 AM
i54.tinypic.com

Just sayin'.
 
2011-09-11 11:45:46 AM
i436.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-11 11:46:43 AM
LiberalConservative: TFA doesn't say if it is alive or dead.

But does say they are feeding it. Creepy.

/Tired, should go to bed.
 
2011-09-11 12:04:12 PM
dervish16108: It's Costanza's pigman!

I think you mean Kramer.
 
2011-09-11 12:04:39 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I love it! Built in stripey stockings!

Also, I don't want to meet the creepy assed humans Subby is hanging out with.
 
2011-09-11 12:12:07 PM
VibroCount: [i436.photobucket.com image 640x359]

Wow, I thought I was last person on the planet who remembered that film. Have the soundtrack on my iPod.
 
2011-09-11 12:22:22 PM
img132.imageshack.us

Here's its' parent.
 
2011-09-11 12:27:31 PM
thisispete: tardigrade: Sigh...

thisispete: A Scottish old timer codger in Scotland, in a bar pub, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad Here, son, look out oot there to at the field. Do ya Dae ye see that fence wa'? Look See how well it's built. I built that fence wa' stone stane by stone stane with me own two hands wi' ma ane twa haunds. I piled it for fir months."

It's hard enough reading Irvine Welsh and Robert Burns with that kind of phonetic transcription. Let alone a humble goat farking joke. If Walter Scott and Arthur Conan Doyle can dispense with it,surely you can too,


In that case, why "ya" instead of "you", and "me" instead of "my", and what's wrong with "wall"?

My point is that your 'Scotsman' was speaking neither Queen's English nor anything resembling Scots. Sounded more West Country to me.

Also, we shag sheep, not pigs.
 
2011-09-11 12:49:47 PM
Praise be to Allah, the prophet has returned. Allah Akbar!
img703.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-11 01:20:35 PM
Lord Farkwad: Praise be to Allah, the prophet has returned. Allah Akbar!
[img703.imageshack.us image 281x351]


www.dbskeptic.com

Them's jihadin' words, infidel!
 
2011-09-11 01:53:01 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

0.tqn.com
 
2011-09-11 02:20:35 PM
reubendaley: Daniwould: thisispete: reubendaley: //would love to hear that joke again

A Scottish old timer in Scotland . . .

Why thank you, good sir for your prompt response, which had the desired effect.

Daniwould: That was my ex's favorite joke -he told it well with a nice Irish brogue. Too bad he was an ass, I loved hearing that joke.

LOL - this reminded me of Minnie Driver delivering the punch line in Good Will Hunting saying "give us a kiss".

Spectacular profile pic., btw.


I agree. Nice....umm..... view. That's it nice view.
 
2011-09-11 02:28:30 PM
Looks like another case of cyclopia to me

You are really reaching if you think that's a human head. If we're talking shape, then some coconuts are human heads.
 
2011-09-11 02:39:47 PM
Honest Bender: Maybe someone with more education along these lines can point out why the classical definition of a species is that one species can't interbreed with another while the animals you listed violate that rule

I think because the classical definition of species that was taught 25 years ago and may have changed is that two organisms are of the same species if they can interbreed and produce FERTILE offspring. A mule is infertile so is not an exception to the rule but is following it.
 
2011-09-11 04:01:15 PM
Why is it when something like this is found, the photos are all fuzzy or pixelated? It's the digital age, people! Get something better than a 0.5 Megapixel camera to take your damn news photos!
 
2011-09-11 04:08:20 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Not the first time it's happened.
 
2011-09-11 04:08:25 PM
Bathia_Mapes: I think we found the daddy. NSFW language (new window)

It only takes a quick GIS for "piglet porn" to find the mom:

raffi.geoffreyfong.com
 
2011-09-11 05:03:25 PM
Benjimin_Dover: Honest Bender: Maybe someone with more education along these lines can point out why the classical definition of a species is that one species can't interbreed with another while the animals you listed violate that rule
I think because the classical definition of species that was taught 25 years ago and may have changed is that two organisms are of the same species if they can interbreed and produce FERTILE offspring. A mule is infertile so is not an exception to the rule but is following it.


Those animals generally don't interbreed in nature, only when we put them together and encourage them to breed. Generally. Everyone was pretty shocked when the Pizzly bear was found--that wasn't supposed to happen in nature.

/don't know if it was sterile because, naturally, someone killed it.
 
2011-09-11 05:14:06 PM
Assimilate This: An oldie but a goodie:

[0.tqn.com image 375x281]


What is that from?
 
2011-09-11 06:15:18 PM
the locals have blamed a visit from an alien his freakish face.

?
 
2011-09-11 06:31:57 PM
PillsHere: Assimilate This: An oldie but a goodie:

[0.tqn.com image 375x281]

What is that from?


It's a sculpture. Read all about it. (pops)

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Bathia_Mapes: I think we found the daddy. NSFW language (new window)

It only takes a quick GIS for "piglet porn" to find the mom:

[raffi.geoffreyfong.com image 451x639]


Thank you for forever destroying my ability to have an erection.
 
2011-09-11 06:39:14 PM
Star headline could have easily been "Baby Born With Piglet Body."
 
2011-09-11 06:56:16 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Thank you for forever destroying my ability to have an erection.

It tastes better than it looks, I've been told.

/the pic, not your erection
//not that I think your erections taste bad
//...
/I'll just stop now

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-09-11 07:35:53 PM
Okay, even under the assumption that it's fake, that looks far more likely a chimpanzee's facial structure around the mouth and eyes, though lacking that traditional recessed eye socket look. the brow isn't that strong, either. The mouth definitely has that hemispherical indented look of rougher skin. Since it's alive, why don't we have video? that's the most compelling evidence it's a fake.
 
2011-09-11 07:39:56 PM
also, www.uberbish.com
 
2011-09-11 08:05:27 PM
FTFA: ABOVE: The bizarre creature was born with one head

DEAR GOD! ONLY ONE???
 
2011-09-11 09:44:32 PM
The "aliens" in question...

krepon.armscontrolwonk.com
 
2011-09-11 10:25:46 PM
My 2 picks for the father are the toothless guy from deliverance and FB.

Since the pig was born deformed it will probably live a long and pampered life as a sideshow freak. If it was born normal it would be BACON.
 
2011-09-11 10:56:10 PM
cryinoutloud: Benjimin_Dover: Honest Bender: Maybe someone with more education along these lines can point out why the classical definition of a species is that one species can't interbreed with another while the animals you listed violate that rule
I think because the classical definition of species that was taught 25 years ago and may have changed is that two organisms are of the same species if they can interbreed and produce FERTILE offspring. A mule is infertile so is not an exception to the rule but is following it.

Those animals generally don't interbreed in nature, only when we put them together and encourage them to breed. Generally. Everyone was pretty shocked when the Pizzly bear was found--that wasn't supposed to happen in nature.

/don't know if it was sterile because, naturally, someone killed it.


Correct, which is why it talks about interbreeding and not mating.
 
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