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(Daily Star)   Piglet born with human head and OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 104
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2011-09-11 01:19:27 AM  
Good find racemitter but the villagers think it was the handy work of aliens.

I want to believe.

let's vote this in just for lulz.
 
2011-09-11 01:31:48 AM  
If he were white, he'd be on Fox News
 
2011-09-11 01:33:14 AM  
it looks more like an ugly, eyeless monkey.
 
2011-09-11 01:38:25 AM  
I think we found the daddy. NSFW language (new window)
 
2011-09-11 01:51:58 AM  
 
2011-09-11 02:59:34 AM  
I don't like fat kids either, subby.
 
2011-09-11 04:36:35 AM  
Thanks, subby. Now my night is complete.
 
2011-09-11 05:41:20 AM  
What kind of humans do you hang out with smitty?

I need to avoid your part of the country.
 
2011-09-11 06:09:53 AM  
I didn't feel like sleeping anyways subby.
 
2011-09-11 06:13:37 AM  
t3.gstatic.com
Pigman!
 
2011-09-11 06:17:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2011-09-11 06:18:32 AM  
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"

- John Lennon

\Fun Fact: That little piggy had roast beef.
 
2011-09-11 06:22:16 AM  
Conclusive proof that Saddam Hussein was a pig farker.

/cue that joke about the guy lamenting his nickname in the village . . . "but you fark one pig and what do they call you ?"
//would love to hear that joke again
 
2011-09-11 06:23:31 AM  
I look at the picture of this and cannot help but doing the thinking of bacon.
 
2011-09-11 06:25:10 AM  

reubendaley: //would love to hear that joke again


A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one goat..."
 
2011-09-11 06:29:58 AM  
Someone needs to kill it before it teams up with Bat Boy.
 
2011-09-11 06:30:39 AM  
It's okay . . . I didn't want to sleep anyway.
 
2011-09-11 06:34:36 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2011-09-11 06:34:41 AM  
It's Costanza's pigman!
 
2011-09-11 06:35:50 AM  
Did anyone else read the headline as: "Piglet porn with human head"?

/piglet porn
 
2011-09-11 06:37:30 AM  
yourseosucks.com

WARNED YOU!!

/hot like global warming
 
2011-09-11 06:38:38 AM  
Again?
 
2011-09-11 06:39:21 AM  

thisispete: reubendaley: //would love to hear that joke again

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one goat..."


That was my ex's favorite joke -he told it well with a nice Irish brogue. Too bad he was an ass, I loved hearing that joke.
 
2011-09-11 06:40:35 AM  
Tell me, Johnny: why do you call your little brother 'Porky Poker'?

/old joke
 
2011-09-11 06:40:42 AM  
That's not just any human head. It's JESUS!
 
2011-09-11 06:57:59 AM  

Daniwould: thisispete: reubendaley: //would love to hear that joke again

A Scottish old timer in Scotland . . .


Why thank you, good sir for your prompt response, which had the desired effect.

Daniwould: That was my ex's favorite joke -he told it well with a nice Irish brogue. Too bad he was an ass, I loved hearing that joke.

LOL - this reminded me of Minnie Driver delivering the punch line in Good Will Hunting saying "give us a kiss".

Spectacular profile pic., btw.
 
2011-09-11 06:59:23 AM  

Ed Finnerty: That's not just any human head. It's JESUS!


A jew? Pork?

I go straight to tell the rabbi.
 
2011-09-11 07:05:50 AM  
The women there must be FUGLY.
 
2011-09-11 07:09:59 AM  

Uncle Wiggly: If he were white, he'd be on Fox News


nice.
done in two.
 
2011-09-11 07:17:34 AM  

meow said the dog: I look at the picture of this and cannot help but doing the thinking of bacon.


my only question.. can it still make some good quality bacon.
 
2011-09-11 07:40:34 AM  

thisispete: reubendaley: //would love to hear that joke again

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

In Scotland, we wouldn't call that a fence, we'd call it a wall. Or a dry stane dyke.
 
2011-09-11 07:42:45 AM  
Wonder if this guy was seen in the area?

Link
 
2011-09-11 07:48:52 AM  
I for one welcome our new piman overlords
 
2011-09-11 07:50:38 AM  
Sigh...

thisispete: A Scottish old timer codger in Scotland, in a bar pub, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad Here, son, look out oot there to at the field. Do ya Dae ye see that fence wa'? Look See how well it's built. I built that fence wa' stone stane by stone stane with me own two hands wi' ma ane twa haunds. I piled it for fir months."

 
2011-09-11 08:12:50 AM  
So I guess that dude really wasn't "just helping that pig get over the fence".
 
2011-09-11 08:13:21 AM  
Junior, .....what have you done?
 
2011-09-11 08:13:35 AM  
img713.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-11 08:16:09 AM  

tardigrade: Sigh...

thisispete: A Scottish old timer codger in Scotland, in a bar pub, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad Here, son, look out oot there to at the field. Do ya Dae ye see that fence wa'? Look See how well it's built. I built that fence wa' stone stane by stone stane with me own two hands wi' ma ane twa haunds. I piled it for fir months."


It's hard enough reading Irvine Welsh and Robert Burns with that kind of phonetic transcription. Let alone a humble goat farking joke. If Walter Scott and Arthur Conan Doyle can dispense with it,surely you can too,
 
2011-09-11 08:18:37 AM  
So let me get this straight. You don't understand what the lights in the sky were and so it must be aliens. And you don't understand why the piglet looks the way it does and so it must be the result of something the aliens did to the pig. Do you have any idea how primitive and backwards that way of thinking is?
 
2011-09-11 08:24:53 AM  

Honest Bender: Again?


This is actually a separate event, although I know what you're referring to - this kind of deformity seems to occur more frequently than it should.

I have no clue WTF causes it, though.
 
2011-09-11 08:39:14 AM  
What is the Fathers Fark handle?
 
2011-09-11 08:43:26 AM  
Can somebody run that through the website that says what celebrities it resembles? It sort of looks like uncle Leo from Seinfeld.
 
2011-09-11 08:50:01 AM  
This is going to be one disappointing labyrinth.
 
2011-09-11 08:59:05 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Honest Bender: Again?

This is actually a separate event, although I know what you're referring to - this kind of deformity seems to occur more frequently than it should.

I have no clue WTF causes it, though.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocephalus

I would be willing to be that the pig has(had) a normal skull, but the water in its head bloated it so much that it's unrecognizable.

It's freaky looking but has a far more mundane explanation than what is being given.

And as far a frequency, deformities like this have been occurring as long as animal husbandry has existed (and before of course but not observed by man).
 
2011-09-11 09:02:23 AM  
View the poem alone The Sheep Child
The Sheep Child
By James L. Dickey 1923-1997
Farm boys wild to couple
With anything with soft-wooded trees
With mounds of earth mounds
Of pinestraw will keep themselves off
Animals by legends of their own:
In the hay-tunnel dark
And dung of barns, they will
Say I have heard tell


That in a museum in Atlanta
Way back in a corner somewhere
There's this thing that's only half
Sheep like a woolly baby
Pickled in alcohol because
Those things can't live. his eyes
Are open but you can't stand to look
I heard from somebody who ...


But this is now almost all
Gone. The boys have taken
Their own true wives in the city,
The sheep are safe in the west hill
Pasture but we who were born there
Still are not sure. Are we,
Because we remember, remembered
In the terrible dust of museums?

/trying to class this joint up
 
2011-09-11 09:02:23 AM  
creepy!1
 
2011-09-11 09:09:29 AM  

Why was this green lighted? Pigs being born with human heads happens all the time

musformation.com
 
2011-09-11 09:13:48 AM  
This is what happens when Miss Piggy has unprotected sex with a black man...
 
2011-09-11 09:18:58 AM  
Someone in that village has some explaining to do... Just saying
 
2011-09-11 09:23:16 AM  

bobadobalina: Why was this green lighted? Pigs being born with human heads happens all the time

[musformation.com image 407x360]


Amen brother!!
 
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