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(NYPost)   You and Miley Cyrus now have one more thing in common   (nypost.com) divider line 62
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2011-09-10 12:30:26 AM
We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?
 
2011-09-10 12:31:29 AM

Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?


Dammit Ghastly I was drinking!
 
2011-09-10 12:33:13 AM

WTF Indeed: Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

Dammit Ghastly I was drinking!


We both like to drink while we decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?
 
2011-09-10 01:11:48 AM

Ghastly: WTF Indeed: Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

Dammit Ghastly I was drinking!

We both like to drink while we decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?


I prefer the more manly option... Burlap.

I enjoy having my cock look like a little sack of potatoes.
 
2011-09-10 01:14:27 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ghastly: WTF Indeed: Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

Dammit Ghastly I was drinking!

We both like to drink while we decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

I prefer the more manly option... Burlap.

I enjoy having my cock look like a little sack of potatoes.


Why "little?"
 
2011-09-10 01:17:19 AM

Podmore: FirstNationalBastard: Ghastly: WTF Indeed: Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

Dammit Ghastly I was drinking!

We both like to drink while we decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

I prefer the more manly option... Burlap.

I enjoy having my cock look like a little sack of potatoes.

Why "little?"


Relatively speaking, when compared to the size of a real sack of potatoes, of course.
 
2011-09-10 02:51:19 AM
We're both slutty 18 year old whores?

Oh wait...
 
2011-09-10 07:17:40 AM
Somehow, I've avoided ever hearing "Party in the USA", so I can't be sick of it.

*searches for it on YouTube*
*listens for about 17 seconds*

Okay, now we have that in common.

**************

You'll say that we've got nothing in common,
No common ground to start from,
And we're falling apart.

And I said, "What about 'Party in the USA'?"
She said, "I think I remember the song, yes,
and as I recall, I think, we both kinda were sick of it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."
 
2011-09-10 07:34:50 AM
 
2011-09-10 07:58:32 AM

Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?


I prefer rubbing bacon grease on my junk
 
2011-09-10 08:14:29 AM
GHASTLY!
\o/
 
2011-09-10 08:16:02 AM
Thought it would be our millions in the bank.
 
2011-09-10 08:19:31 AM
That we're both the product of strong whiskey and weak condoms?
 
2011-09-10 08:26:07 AM
This is how to lose fame and fortune faster than diving rocket...


Your job isn't THAT hard...and it pays VERY well.
You sing what everyone wants to hear.
Sing it loud, sing it hard.

And when you get off stage after 10 minutes of singing it,
we'll go back to normal lives, and spend many hours at work to PERHAPS gain enough money to buy another ticket,
or buy another album
or buy the item advertisers market to us between listening to your music
or survive in the system and the world...to get to those points in time.

The streets of Hollywood, Vegas and NYC are lined with the multitude of has-beens who forgot who they sing for.
Bubble-gum pop princesses fade, get ugly and go broke too.

/sing it...even if I do NOT want to hear it...some little girl does.
//sing it, biatch.
 
2011-09-10 08:29:52 AM
We both have our taints waxed?
 
2011-09-10 08:31:15 AM
The answer, as always, is sodomy.
 
2011-09-10 08:31:41 AM
"We both sing like cats who just got hit by beer trucks" was my first guess.

"We both have emo brothers who knocked up cute Asian girls" was my next guess...
 
2011-09-10 08:34:41 AM
Dance, farker, dance,
You were born to entertain,
 
2011-09-10 08:49:04 AM
I had a feeling she was a chronic masturbator!
 
2011-09-10 09:16:28 AM
We both have fathers who like to watch us shower and touch our naughty bits?
 
2011-09-10 09:56:32 AM
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
I'm movin' my hips like yeah


WTF does that even mean?
 
2011-09-10 10:11:10 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm noddin' my head like yeah
I'm movin' my hips like yeah

WTF does that even mean?


"I'm noddin' my head like yeah" = "I'm a dumb, hillbilly coont"

"I'm movin' my hips like year" = "and my father sodomizes me while wearing a cowboy hat"

At least, that's what I always took it to mean.
 
2011-09-10 10:25:06 AM

Porous Horace: We both have our taints waxed?


Is this a thing? I have thought about it, but I don't know any place around here that would do it.

Maybe Gene Juarez Salons?
 
2011-09-10 10:28:18 AM
We're both moderately frightened and disgusted by our childhood in the midst of Billy Ray Cyrus?

//grew up in Abilene off and on
///I want to touch your achy breaky heart with the business end of this deer rifle...
 
2011-09-10 10:34:50 AM
We both like our coffee like we do our men.
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ground up and in the freezer.
 
2011-09-10 10:40:26 AM
[hipstercat.jpg}

I was sick of that song long before they wrote an article about being sick of it.

/too farking lazy
//nowhere near sober yet.
 
2011-09-10 10:48:46 AM
Herpes?
 
2011-09-10 11:04:18 AM
cdn.buzznet.com

/im just saying.
 
2011-09-10 11:13:35 AM
The Onion is prophetic:

We're both slutty 18 year old whores?

Oh wait...


Huh? I read in the article that "Miley was dancing playfully and seductively" and I couldn't picture the latter part. Hannah Montana seductive? Next thing they'll be trying to tell us Strawberry Shortcake's on meth.

"Disney Queen, sickly sweet, doing your lip synch thing." [Pace ABBA.]

By the way, what is a "slutty whore"? I thought sluts give it away free.

* 2005, Adam & Steve : "Before he met you, he was such a whore. No, I'm sorry! Whores get paid. He was a slut." [From Wiktionary.]
 
2011-09-10 11:21:14 AM
I admit that "Party in the CIA" isn't one of Weird Al's best, but... oh...ohhhh, the *original* version of it. Ya, I hate it too.
 
2011-09-10 11:24:42 AM
I can't sing or act, either. What else do we have in common??
 
2011-09-10 11:26:16 AM
FriarReb98 2011-09-10 11:21:14 AM I admit that "Party in the CIA" isn't one of Weird Al's best, but... oh...ohhhh, the *original* version of it. Ya, I hate it too.
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Yeah. But it's a lot of a lot better than Party in the USA.
 
2011-09-10 11:32:55 AM
She has genital warts too?!?!
 
2011-09-10 11:39:48 AM
We both want me to pound her vag with gods own thunder? Sweet!
 
2011-09-10 11:49:27 AM

FriarReb98: I admit that "Party in the CIA" isn't one of Weird Al's best, but... oh...ohhhh, the *original* version of it. Ya, I hate it too.


Actually, I think it's one of his best. The complete satire of such an inane and banal song with the juxtaposed images of mutilation, assassination, and torture is the height of his parody.


/for some reason, I'm actually articulate this morning. Scary
 
2011-09-10 12:05:11 PM
Well I liked it.
So there.
 
2011-09-10 12:42:53 PM
"juxtaposed images of mutilation"

Say that five times fast.
 
2011-09-10 01:03:58 PM
She likes to smear peanut butter and chocolate syrup on her junk, have the dog lick it off while moaning "there's no wrong way to eat Reeses" over and over again ?

/I wanna party with this chick!
 
2011-09-10 01:04:59 PM

Jazzremix: Here it is a little more bearable (new window)


"neil young" (new window)
 
2011-09-10 01:13:32 PM
Hate to burst your bubble people..No scratch that. I actually like to.

Party In the USA was released as a promotion to the Miley Cyrus/Max Azria line of clothing for Kmart.

Businesswise it would be stupid to play it at the opening for an upscale trendy boutique.

Dan
 
2011-09-10 01:20:11 PM
We both can psychically reach into the deepest, darkest parts of a person's depair, and leave a seed of sadness that Mankind will never see the likes of the original Marathon bar (lasts a good long time) again?

Probably just a deep unrequited love for all night Pac-Man.
 
2011-09-10 02:05:21 PM

Freakin Rican: Ghastly: We both like to decorate our penis with pretty silk bows?

I prefer rubbing bacon grease on my junk


I'm a fan of little hats. It's wearing a little porkpie now. I think I'll draw a face on it with this magic marker... damn, now where's that tiny waistcoat?
 
2011-09-10 02:09:34 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: FriarReb98: I admit that "Party in the CIA" isn't one of Weird Al's best, but... oh...ohhhh, the *original* version of it. Ya, I hate it too.

Actually, I think it's one of his best. The complete satire of such an inane and banal song with the juxtaposed images of mutilation, assassination, and torture is the height of his parody.


/for some reason, I'm actually articulate this morning. Scary


Agree.
/non-articulurte today
 
2011-09-10 02:33:46 PM
Who knew adults would hate songs little kids like to listen too?

I blame Miley for 9/11
 
2011-09-10 02:42:10 PM
Well, I was swimming around in Billy Ray Cyrus' ballsack about 20 years ago, so there's that.
 
2011-09-10 03:16:14 PM
Fist of an angry God, etc
 
2011-09-10 03:27:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard:

I enjoy having my cock look like a little sack of potatoes.


At least you get a choice in the matter.

/goddamn belt sander...it was asking for it though, looking all sexy and...like a belt sander.
 
2011-09-10 05:02:02 PM
Neither of us have talent?
 
2011-09-10 06:21:55 PM
angry.fist etc etc
 
2011-09-10 06:30:41 PM
The gay man's Boobies made this thread full of win
 
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