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(Des Moines Register)   Michelle Bachmann will be at a college football game this weekend tailgating, doing keg stands, throwing down jello shots, and trying to be the corn hole champion   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 69
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2011-09-09 07:55:57 PM
I'd cornhole it.
 
2011-09-09 07:56:01 PM
At what point did we collectively agree that corn hole was now trying to throw a bean bag in a wooden hole?
 
2011-09-09 07:56:05 PM
Are you threatening me?
I need TP!
 
2011-09-09 07:56:21 PM
Hey subby, you forgot staring at invisible butterflies.
 
2011-09-09 07:57:23 PM
I wouldn't hit that with subby's dick.
 
2011-09-09 07:58:27 PM
I'd think her hubby would take one one of those duties for her.
 
2011-09-09 07:58:34 PM
Something Marcus Bachmann something something corn hole champion.

FTFY
 
2011-09-09 08:00:33 PM
So her and Marcus are competing with or against each other for that title?
 
2011-09-09 08:01:50 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-09 08:02:06 PM

''I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.''


So is this tailgating thing Michelle Bachmann's Make A Wish thing before the insanity completely eats her brain away?

 
2011-09-09 08:04:32 PM

skinink: 'I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.'
So is this tailgating thing Michelle Bachmann's Make A Wish thing before the insanity completely eats her brain away?


They don't help victims of willful retardation.
 
2011-09-09 08:05:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-09 08:06:17 PM
The Prez will be high 5'ng at some elitist wine and cheese social (ist) gathering this weekend. Proving once again, he doesn't have to have any real economic plans or ideas. Just make another speech and the obamorons will love him.
 
2011-09-09 08:07:00 PM
I can see how she would fit in in Ames. Iowa city not so much.
 
2011-09-09 08:09:03 PM
You people are doomed.
 
2011-09-09 08:09:41 PM

ProudRedneck: The Prez will be high 5'ng at some elitist wine and cheese social (ist) gathering this weekend. Proving once again, he doesn't have to have any real economic plans or ideas. Just make another speech and the obamorons will love him.


1/10. What are you proud for? That your family tree isn't completely vertical or that your brother Cletus isn't in prison for skull farking a dead horse?
 
2011-09-09 08:17:40 PM

Valiente: You people are doomed.


Yes, but we have lots of drugs and alcohol. It helps a little bit. Not much.
 
2011-09-09 08:20:14 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]


Neither is "Jungle Fever" or "White Guilt".
 
2011-09-09 08:22:39 PM

NewportBarGuy: Valiente: You people are doomed.

Yes, but we have lots of drugs and alcohol. It helps a little bit. Not much.


Do the drugs and hootch help us tolerate the candidates, help the candidates be more tolerable, or both?
 
2011-09-09 08:23:47 PM
It's called bags.
 
2011-09-09 08:23:52 PM

Survive1999: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]

Neither is "Jungle Fever" or "White Guilt".


Nice, very nice, let's see how many bites you get.
 
2011-09-09 08:24:16 PM
Her fear of crowds seems out of place. She raised some 20+ children, working a crowd should be like serving breakfast at home.
 
2011-09-09 08:26:53 PM
Pfft. *I'm* the cornhole champion!!!
 
2011-09-09 08:26:57 PM
Let's dress her up in Cyclone colors and stick her in the drunkest part of the Hawkeye section.

\ISU Student
\\ Could care less about the game but my professor let us out of class early because of it so GO TEAM!
 
2011-09-09 08:28:26 PM

BarbadoSlim: Survive1999: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]

Neither is "Jungle Fever" or "White Guilt".

Nice, very nice, let's see how many bites you get.


When you go fishing always use the best bait.
 
2011-09-09 08:29:10 PM

arte1953: Do the drugs and hootch help us tolerate the candidates, help the candidates be more tolerable, or both?


I think it's mostly both. Most people, that are working, are too busy to know who the f*ck these people are and they just go by soundbites. Those of us that pay attention just drink more to deal with the reality we are forced to live in.

Oh, and most Americans seem to prefer a candidate they would love to have a beer with. So, we have that going for us. Which is nice.
 
2011-09-09 08:32:21 PM
Will she flash her tits?
 
2011-09-09 08:36:50 PM

Fomby_Belcher: Will she flash her tits?


Yep, and when she flashes them I'll be standing guard with a reflective shield, ready to turn that biatch to stone.

Relevant. (NSFW)
 
2011-09-09 08:42:58 PM

PowerSlacker: I'd cornhole it.


Me too, just so that I could say that I did.
 
2011-09-09 08:48:01 PM

Chevello: PowerSlacker: I'd cornhole it.

Me too, just so that I could say that I did.


Thirded, but I'd be mean about it.
 
2011-09-09 08:56:54 PM

missiv: Her fear of crowds seems out of place. She gave temporary housing to some 20+ children while receiving a monthly government foster parent stipend. working a crowd should be like serving breakfast at home.


FTFY
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2011-09-09 08:57:43 PM

Survive1999: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]

Neither is "Jungle Fever" or "White Guilt".


Nor is corndog lust

i1221.photobucket.com

republicofaustin.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-09-09 09:01:45 PM
The picture in the article has an evil looking man on the right side. It's like he's a wax figure of someone that suddenly got possessed by something evil.
 
2011-09-09 09:04:38 PM

missiv: Her fear of crowds seems out of place. She raised some 20+ children, working a crowd should be like serving breakfast at home.


You do know that most if not all of those were only in house over night.

The article was posted on Fark but SF Gate only keeps articles for 30 days.

She couldn't by contract have more than 3 foster kids at a time.
 
2011-09-09 09:04:39 PM

culebra: Fomby_Belcher: Will she flash her tits?

Yep, and when she flashes them I'll be standing guard with a reflective shield, ready to turn that biatch to stone.

Relevant. (NSFW)


Find and fulfill your destiny.
 
2011-09-09 09:07:30 PM
Yeah, so, this is what I see.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-09 09:10:27 PM

Degenerate Monkey: Yeah, so, this is what I see.

[i.imgur.com image 401x271]


Now I may never be able to look at Michelle without seeing that, so thanks with helping me with my "thing" for Michelle
 
2011-09-09 09:15:50 PM

strapp3r: [t0.gstatic.com image 202x249]


Just started watching this on Netflix and I'm kicking myself that it took me so long to finally realize how brilliant it is. Saw the headline and immediately thought of Lucille Bluth calling the Cornballs "cornholes".
 
2011-09-09 09:17:14 PM

Degenerate Monkey: Yeah, so, this is what I see.

[i.imgur.com image 401x271]


So she's a star, now, at the dope show?
 
2011-09-09 09:25:29 PM
Damn, she is spending a shiat ton of time in Iowa.
 
2011-09-09 09:36:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Damn, she is spending a shiat ton of time in Iowa.


She still thinks the straw poll meant something. I think her strategy is to win Iowa and coast to victory. I am actually a little saddened that Perry is stealing her derp thunder. She would have been hillarious as an actual candidate.
 
2011-09-09 09:38:27 PM

NFA: Survive1999: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 480x480]

Neither is "Jungle Fever" or "White Guilt".

Nor is corndog lust

[i1221.photobucket.com image 145x145]

[republicofaustin.com image 640x480]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x435]


Looks at those fingernails. They scream "I've never done an honest day's work in my life".
 
2011-09-09 09:40:56 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Damn, she is spending a shiat ton of time in Iowa.


Too much. Please get her out of our state.
 
2011-09-09 09:49:49 PM
I won't watch my cornhole but I would watch her cornhole.

Maybe she could watch my cornhole and I could watch her cornhole. Back and forth. Forever.
 
2011-09-09 09:50:00 PM
Subby forgot Power Hour and Bros Icing Bros.
 
2011-09-09 09:50:38 PM
You'd hit it!

/then bathe in mind Clorox
 
2011-09-09 09:55:22 PM
So, have any of our Bachman supporters done a GIS for "corn hole champion"?
 
2011-09-09 10:03:08 PM

Valiente: You people are doomed.


We know. But it's not like you're fairing much better. And the UK...!
/well, it's not the Congo, Uganda, Somalia, Egypt, Syria, Ivory Coast, ...
 
2011-09-09 10:05:32 PM
i predict that no candidate for political office will EVER eat a corn-dog again

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-09-09 10:08:00 PM

spongeboob: missiv: Her fear of crowds seems out of place. She raised some 20+ children, working a crowd should be like serving breakfast at home.

You do know that most if not all of those were only in house over night.

The article was posted on Fark but SF Gate only keeps articles for 30 days.

She couldn't by contract have more than 3 foster kids at a time.


Hey, when your business is selling kids into slavery, you gotta move the merchandise.
 
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