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(Miami New Times)   Google street view captures a naked lady holding a water jug on front porch, naked. (Also: naked.)   (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) divider line 135
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2011-09-09 07:23:05 PM  
"This image is no longer available"
 
2011-09-09 07:27:03 PM  
namegoeshere
Okay, I was thinking that her property was somewhat screened, and that teh googles happened to catch an unfortunate peek through a thin spot in the bushes or some such.

Well, she probably thought she was screened on two sides by her house.
One house directly opposite on the other side of the street seems empty (realtor sign on the fence).
And with one exception there were no cars parked in front of the other houses close by and their blinds looked closed, so she might just have had an "ah, what are the odds"-moment.

The neighbor's dog was watching, though:

img831.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-09 07:27:21 PM  
Bah. Original is gone and neither news/blog site bothered saving it uncensored.
 
2011-09-09 07:28:06 PM  

Amos Quito: From article sidebar:

Sex in Miami
Sex Issue: The Best Places To Get It On In Public


whatthefarkamireading.jpg
 
2011-09-09 07:29:48 PM  
A picture of a naked lady on the internet you say? Why have I not heard about this before?
 
2011-09-09 07:33:25 PM  
As best I can tell Google pulled the Streetviews for that whole neighborhood.

Maybe she wasn't the only one...
 
2011-09-09 07:33:32 PM  

bugmn99: Dammit, mom. Get in the house!


Only when I say she can come back in.
 
2011-09-09 07:36:36 PM  
gone.
 
2011-09-09 07:37:49 PM  

Amos Quito: From article sidebar:

Sex in Miami
Sex Issue: The Best Places To Get It On In Public


Curiously, this woman's address is not on the list...


farking tease.
 
2011-09-09 07:40:16 PM  

muck4doo: Her milkshakes brings the google to the yard


I want to give you a trophy for that. Total win.
 
2011-09-09 07:41:22 PM  
You laugh now, but once the quattuordecacycle is completed, the world will never be the same.
 
2011-09-09 07:42:11 PM  
Tells me image no longer available
 
2011-09-09 07:42:15 PM  

BikerRay: Street view has a friend of mine standing in his laneway. He died earlier this year. Really sad looking at him still standing there. 59 Fulton Avenue, Ottawa, Ontario


My now dead dog is on Google street view too.
 
2011-09-09 07:46:54 PM  

cryinoutloud: BikerRay: Street view has a friend of mine standing in his laneway. He died earlier this year. Really sad looking at him still standing there. 59 Fulton Avenue, Ottawa, Ontario

My now dead dog is on Google street view too.


Honestly that's pretty cool. Immortalized by google.
 
2011-09-09 07:57:03 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott


That's no lady.


That's a space station.
 
2011-09-09 08:08:08 PM  
Did any of you perverts happen to save a copy of the image? I mean, you know...
 
2011-09-09 08:08:31 PM  
they took the picture down???????

DRB'S
 
2011-09-09 08:10:29 PM  

BikerRay: Street view has a friend of mine standing in his laneway.


www.toplessrobot.com
In his what now?
 
2011-09-09 08:13:56 PM  
Your mom. Ha ha!
 
2011-09-09 08:17:10 PM  

BikerRay


Street view has a friend of mine standing in his laneway.


We knew every laneway
in Ontario.
But it's not what you're sure of,
It's what you don't know.
 
2011-09-09 08:21:04 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Were there coupons for bicycle tires in the local paper?

[img718.imageshack.us image 575x800]


Naked schmaked. Why is she throwing out a perfectly good dog?
 
2011-09-09 08:21:11 PM  
At least they only got me taking my garbage out.
 
2011-09-09 08:21:52 PM  

ProfessorOhki: You laugh now, but once the quattuordecacycle is completed, the world will never be the same.


I snorted at your unrealistic, yet practical, foot powered reference.
 
2011-09-09 08:25:06 PM  
I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

/the first? seriously?
 
2011-09-09 08:26:55 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Meh. Not into black chicks


Roger that!
 
2011-09-09 08:29:44 PM  
I'm suspecting a fire in the BBQ, hence the water. Prolly inside, looks out, "OMG!" grabs the water and out, nekkid and all.
 
2011-09-09 08:32:39 PM  
Hot.
 
2011-09-09 08:34:59 PM  

WalMartian: I'm suspecting a fire in the BBQ, hence the water. Prolly inside, looks out, "OMG!" grabs the water and out, nekkid and all.


Pardon me, but isn't that where the fire is supposed to be?
 
2011-09-09 08:39:16 PM  
 
2011-09-09 08:40:30 PM  
 
2011-09-09 08:45:38 PM  
I had a murder in my house. A guy butchered his workmate who was sleeping with his wife and he died in my hallway. It was kind of a big deal in my city because of the nice neighbourhood it happened in. I must admit I was a little creeped out at first but it makes giving directions real easy. People always go "ooh yea I know the place, the house where that guy got murdered" it just saves time..lol
 
2011-09-09 08:47:15 PM  
Holy crap, did they yank the whole street in front of her house?
 
2011-09-09 08:47:37 PM  
Those are some serious (bulletproof?) shutters. Looks like it was taken from a highway guardrail, sectioned, and nailed up. Day-um.
 
2011-09-09 08:47:47 PM  
Looks like she's watering the grill...
 
2011-09-09 08:47:51 PM  

The Voice of Doom: namegoeshere


The neighbor's dog was watching, though:

[img831.imageshack.us image 594x434]


Poor dog
 
2011-09-09 08:48:02 PM  
I didn't make this, but somebody posted it on The Smoking Gun:
LINK (NSFW)
 
2011-09-09 08:48:23 PM  

Kiwi-Girl: I had a murder in my house. A guy butchered his workmate who was sleeping with his wife and he died in my hallway. It was kind of a big deal in my city because of the nice neighbourhood it happened in. I must admit I was a little creeped out at first but it makes giving directions real easy. People always go "ooh yea I know the place, the house where that guy got murdered" it just saves time..lol


HAHA sorry wrong thread..teehhe
 
2011-09-09 08:48:30 PM  

Cajnik: hi-res (NSFW) (pops)
Side Boob (NSFW) (pops)


Front view...yeah...probably would.

Side view...meh...on second thought...
 
2011-09-09 08:51:45 PM  

Alien Robot: Those are some serious (bulletproof?) shutters. Looks like it was taken from a highway guardrail, sectioned, and nailed up. Day-um.


Screen capture:

i.imgur.com

Definately looks like highway guardrail-type steel.
 
2011-09-09 09:07:36 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Meh. Not into black chicks


Don't worry they are not into you either, slick.
 
2011-09-09 09:11:00 PM  

Alien Robot: Alien Robot: Definately looks like highway guardrail-type steel.


I'd guess they were hurricane shutters, but no one else looks like they were prepping for or cleaning up from a storm. Unless she's lazy and leaves them up all summer. But it's probably not storm shutters.
 
2011-09-09 09:12:37 PM  
Google Maps now says "This image is no longer available".

At least, I think that's what it probably says. Because it's not like I went and looked, or anything.
 
2011-09-09 09:20:26 PM  

Alien Robot: Those are some serious (bulletproof?) shutters. Looks like it was taken from a highway guardrail, sectioned, and nailed up. Day-um.


Hurricane shutters. Some people just put them up and leave em up all the time.
 
2011-09-09 09:23:21 PM  

Nick Nostril: A Nubian !


No, a Haitian. It's Liberty City after all.
 
2011-09-09 09:24:05 PM  
She's been pixellated out of the picture as of about three minutes ago.
 
2011-09-09 09:26:12 PM  
*sigh* Some day, I'm gonna marry that girl.
 
2011-09-09 09:28:54 PM  

Alien Robot: Those are some serious (bulletproof?) shutters. Looks like it was taken from a highway guardrail, sectioned, and nailed up. Day-um.


Just polycarbonate storm shudders. You can also buy them in aluminum at Lowes or Home Depot.
 
2011-09-09 09:33:11 PM  
A naked woman is a wonderful sight!
 
2011-09-09 09:36:12 PM  
RELIGION IF TITTAYS

yep. i'd hit it. nice thick black girl with decent boobs instead of windsocks? rarer than a three legged giraffe.
 
2011-09-09 09:39:16 PM  
THIS IMAGE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

Gee. I wonder why?

Don't mind a view of a PRETTY black woman, but this one kind of barks. Haven't figured out why she's standing outside, nude, in front of any neighbor who happens to be home. A scan through the area showed that no one seemed to be out, except for one guy way down the street and he was more interested in the Street View Car.

Then again, I noticed that the neighborhood looks to be real classy. Lotta dirt lawns. Lotta miscellaneous bike parts laying about also. Reminds me of a high crime area I used to deliver to as a courier -- minus the crack whores. Minus the little bastiges in the middle of the street who were determined to move out of the way as little as possible when I drove my van through. Minus also the inevitable crazy dude lurking around corners or in alleyways.

I did notice the usual churches scattered every so many blocks but didn't notice the little, Maw and Paw convenience stores I usually found. (Converted houses or apartments. Usually staffed by a little, skinny old lady all by herself, who packed something like a .44 magnum under the counter. Now and then, some rather plump older man would be there also. I used to deliver some pretty expensive dresses to one little old lady.)

No couches out under shady trees in vacant lots either.
 
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