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The Vatican's minor offenses, Washington Monument's crack problem, and Steven Seagal in "On Deadly Hound": some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 8/28 - 9/3 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-09-08 6:22:07 PM (6 comments) | Permalink

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Sorry this is a couple days late, have been traveling the last few days and had meant to send this from the airport.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-08-28 to Sat 2011-09-03:

img.fark.net  Washington State police not amused when suspicious six-foot foot package on bridge is giant candy bar. Onlookers, however, break into snickers    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Mexican police arrest five people for setting a bar/casino on fire, killing 52 people. Police still unsure what to make of all the abandoned semi-trucks outside the establishment or why it was only open after dark    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Elderly couple gets midnight call from policeman with "heavy Indian accent" about their grandson in jail, needing bail money. Then, things get wired    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Hundreds evacuated as wildfire in northern Texas causes area to be marginally more scorched, blackened and desolate than usual    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  German prostitutes to be taxed by the meter. Luckily subby likes short women    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Actual Headline: "Fat cells may help create healthy bone." Chubby chasers nod in agreement    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Another aftershock hits Virginia; crews forced to pick up second chair    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Gulf storm expected to dump 20 inches of rain. Female meteorologist says it'll be 6 inches at best    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  New study reveals pirates of the Caribbean had a fascination with fine pottery, eye shadow    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  More fractures found in Washington Monument. Experts called in since D.C. officials have no idea how to fix crack problem    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Vatican rejects criticism over sex abuse, argues they were only minor offenses    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Nadal beats Kazakhstan's Golubev, could still face Djokovic in later rounds, and possibly the final boss, Kjrobvkxcyzymrykz    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Einhorn laces out Mets deal    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Baltimore wide receiver David Reed suspended for season opener. That's so Raven    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Study financially backed by U.S. meat industry claims low-carb, meat-rich diets most effective. In related news, study by subby's bartender says fifteen gin and tonics a day good for your digestive system    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Higgs particle could be found by Christmas, trigger apocalypse ahead of schedule    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Amazon founder's spacecraft fails, will be returned to him with FREE super saver shipping    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Beyonce is pregnant. Jay Z now has his 100th problem    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Max Payne" director John Moore to direct "Die Hard 5." Yippie-ki-yay, mediocre    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Steven Seagal in 'On Deadly Hound'    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Fundies call for a 'national registry of atheists'. Maybe you can just identify them by having them pin a yellow nothing to their lapel    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Obama declares New Jersey a disaster area. This is not a repeat since 1787 statehood    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Dick Cheney Takes A Shot At Sarah Palin" HOLY CRAP, NEWSFLASH, THAT IS UNBELI- Oh, you mean a figurative shot? Sorry, it's Cheney, you never know    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Ford and Toyota are teaming up to make a hybrid truck. Vehicle planned to uncontrollably speed up and then break down    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Lockheed could land deal with Japan for stealth jet, if they could only find the damn thing    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Ohio becomes first state to sell prison to private company for $72 million, narrowly beating out competing bid by the Cincinnati Bengals    img.fark.net
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6 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-09-08 07:55:56 PM
Actual Headline: "Fat cells may help create healthy bone." Chubby chasers nod in agreement

How'd I miss that one?
 
2011-09-08 08:21:19 PM
No caustic lye set to Baby Got Back?! Or was that last week?
 
2011-09-08 08:26:04 PM

JNowe: No caustic lye set to Baby Got Back?! Or was that last week?


less than 48 hours ago!
 
2011-09-08 11:50:47 PM

Sarah Jessica Farker: JNowe: No caustic lye set to Baby Got Back?! Or was that last week?

less than 48 hours ago!


I agree...That one was letter-perfect.
 
2011-09-09 08:12:56 AM

slapmastered: Sarah Jessica Farker: JNowe: No caustic lye set to Baby Got Back?! Or was that last week?

less than 48 hours ago!

I agree...That one was letter-perfect.


Yep, that one's already been flagged for this week, I'm pretty damn sure you'll see that when we round up this week's stuff.
 
2011-09-09 02:22:44 PM
I'm shocked, shocked to find one of my headlines in this esteemed list.

Elated, but shocked...I tend to be a pessimist.

Please don't take it off the list.
 
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