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2011-09-08 01:05:08 PM
Enough talk, more nude


/I would gladly have sexual intercourse with that woman in a way that would surely be rewarding for me but would likely leave her disappointed due to my physical inadequacy and lack of stamina.
 
2011-09-08 01:46:58 PM
Yes, but where's its dishwasher?
 
2011-09-08 01:57:40 PM
For me, with Winslet it is more of a purple python.
 
2011-09-08 01:58:30 PM
I'd sink my Titanic into her
 
2011-09-08 02:01:39 PM
FTA - She keeps the clothes for Polanski -- instead, she sheds her lunch in an already buzzed-about vomiting scene.

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-08 02:12:00 PM
The scene in Holy Smoke where she walks up to Harvery Kaitel(sp?) bathed in nothing but campfirelight... perfection.
 
2011-09-08 02:16:34 PM
left nut sack?

I've only got the one, and it's a double-wide.


This sucks.
 
2011-09-08 02:17:55 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The scene in Holy Smoke where she walks up to Harvery Kaitel(sp?) bathed in nothing but campfirelight... perfection.


"Caitel"
 
2011-09-08 02:17:58 PM
[thisisrelevanttomyinterests.jpg]
 
2011-09-08 02:24:53 PM
One thing you'd never expect to hear come from the dainty, proper mouth of "Titanic" heroine Rose: "left nut sack."

Some article writer's never seen Extras

Also, submitter, purple dishwasher monkey should only be evoked if there are pictures.
 
2011-09-08 02:29:31 PM

capitulating fromage masticating simian: One thing you'd never expect to hear come from the dainty, proper mouth of "Titanic" heroine Rose: "left nut sack."

Some article writer's never seen Extras

Also, submitter, purple dishwasher monkey should only be evoked if there are pictures.


Speaking of which, this thread has not delivered.
 
2011-09-08 02:31:40 PM

AeAe: "Caitel"


No.
 
2011-09-08 02:34:25 PM

Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.


Oh, sorry.. Kytel..
 
2011-09-08 02:34:36 PM

Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.


K-Tel
 
2011-09-08 02:34:51 PM
cdn.wwtdd.com

she just gets hotter as she ages too...
 
2011-09-08 02:41:48 PM

howdyyall9999: she just gets hotter as she ages too...


Yes, she's going to be right there with Raquel Welch and Julie Newmar, a babe for the ages.
 
2011-09-08 02:42:44 PM

howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...


Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza
 
2011-09-08 02:45:04 PM
This is an inquiry into what exactly a "Mildred Pierce" is, NOT a bookmark.


/Make with the pictures, mmmkay?
 
2011-09-08 02:46:56 PM

howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...


chanarchive.org
 
2011-09-08 03:00:48 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The scene in Holy Smoke where she walks up to Harvery Kaitel(sp?) bathed in nothing but campfirelight... perfection.


How hard is to Google the correct spelling of an actor's name?
 
2011-09-08 03:02:23 PM

animal900: Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.

K-Tel


Chaittelle
 
2011-09-08 03:06:18 PM
add akjakd ak adja kjdlkjdkl jasdj dalkdjddjj 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 7777 777777 7777.

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2011-09-08 03:14:46 PM

Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza


I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.
 
2011-09-08 03:24:00 PM
Just saw this one - unbelievably beautiful

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-09-08 03:27:30 PM

howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...


Holy cow, she looks awesome there..
 
2011-09-08 03:31:10 PM
You gotta respect an actress that gets nude in virtually every thing she's in, even though she clearly doesn't have to.
 
2011-09-08 03:34:52 PM

BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


True. But still she is smokin' hot. She one of the permanent fixtures on my ever evolving list of girls I'm allowed to sleep with and my GF can't get mad.
 
2011-09-08 03:34:57 PM

habitual_masticator: animal900: Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.

K-Tel

Chaittelle


Chai tea
 
2011-09-08 03:37:09 PM

BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


You said 'think' twice. You must like to think.
 
2011-09-08 03:39:03 PM

SnakeMan: Jim from Saint Paul: The scene in Holy Smoke where she walks up to Harvery Kaitel(sp?) bathed in nothing but campfirelight... perfection.

How hard is to Google the correct spelling of an actor's name?


Not. I, however, was not reminicising about how HE looked.
 
2011-09-08 03:39:56 PM

BackAssward: I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


I have seen her curves sans the dress....they are real and they are spectacular
 
2011-09-08 03:40:45 PM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-08 03:40:54 PM
cdn.wwtdd.com

I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:

www.modernfashionstyle.com

It's making her figure look different than it really is.
 
2011-09-08 03:45:53 PM
I

BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


Reminds me of a guy I knew in college, out at the bar, as I'm happily checking out all the sweater puppies milling around.

"Meh. Wonderbra. Wonderbra. All fat. Wonderbra..." ;)
 
2011-09-08 03:52:11 PM
she's got the mouth of trucker on her.
 
2011-09-08 03:56:50 PM

sithon: she's got the mouth of trucker on her.


In that case, I'm switching careers.
 
2011-09-08 03:59:41 PM

ZeroCorpse: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:

[www.modernfashionstyle.com image 300x284]

It's making her figure look different than it really is.


Wait a sec, are you saying women's fashions are designed to accentuate certain features? The hell you say! Plain shapeless rags for everyone!
 
2011-09-08 04:02:32 PM

Kid Lester: IBackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.

Reminds me of a guy I knew in college, out at the bar, as I'm happily checking out all the sweater puppies milling around.

"Meh. Wonderbra. Wonderbra. All fat. Wonderbra..." ;)


Hey, I said she was hot, just pointing out the obvious.
 
2011-09-08 04:04:16 PM

bidness: ZeroCorpse: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:

[www.modernfashionstyle.com image 300x284]

It's making her figure look different than it really is.

Wait a sec, are you saying women's fashions are designed to accentuate certain features? The hell you say! Plain shapeless rags for everyone!



Form fitting accentuates... that is different.
 
2011-09-08 04:05:34 PM
I would show her my 'Purple Headed Womb Ferret' while she's fudding herself stupid
 
2011-09-08 04:07:36 PM
one of my favorite movies w Kate, she's been in a ton of great films

i13.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-08 04:08:12 PM

sithon: she's got the mouth of trucker on her.


I envy that 'trucker'. I'd like to get my mouth all over that. Repeatedly!

/Mildred Pierce was spectacular.
 
2011-09-08 04:14:28 PM

Kid Lester: IBackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.

Reminds me of a guy I knew in college, out at the bar, as I'm happily checking out all the sweater puppies milling around.

"Meh. Wonderbra. Wonderbra. All fat. Wonderbra..." ;)


not the same thing. The guy is actually right. The way the picture is taken amplifies her shape. That said, her real shape is equally appealing to me so it may not be worth a complaint. But then again, was it for your friend in college who probably went home with the all fat one?
 
2011-09-08 04:17:21 PM
Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.
 
2011-09-08 04:25:26 PM
BackAssward
Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.


Gravity gentlemen, it is the ultimate pimp. It has it's way with every woman on the planet.
 
2011-09-08 04:43:59 PM

Wellon Dowd: habitual_masticator: animal900: Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.

K-Tel

Chaittelle

Chai tea


Tai Chi
 
2011-09-08 04:46:43 PM

Memoryalpha: BackAssward
Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.

Gravity gentlemen, it is the ultimate pimp. It has it's way with every woman on the planet.


And every man. You think your balls are bolted on?
 
2011-09-08 04:48:41 PM
I've seen her nude, I was disappointed there wasn't an interview with the purple monkey about his mad dishwashing skills
 
2011-09-08 04:50:15 PM

BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.


thatruthtimes.files.wordpress.com

The milk's gone bad, Charlie Murphy!
 
2011-09-08 05:40:36 PM
Gaydar is friggin working overtime in this thread.

BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


Wow...might be time for you to stop breast feeding. Just saying...
 
2011-09-08 05:53:32 PM

sithon: she's got the mouth of trucker on her.


Hot and a dirty talker, lethal combo.
 
2011-09-08 06:19:30 PM
Her figure is incredible.

The kind of girl you can play tackle with in bed.
 
2011-09-08 06:34:59 PM

fusillade762: Wellon Dowd: habitual_masticator: animal900: Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.

K-Tel

Chaittelle

Chai tea

Tai Chi


blog.weigy.com

Bruce Lee
 
2011-09-08 07:07:04 PM

BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.


Exactly. What is it with women wanting to get naked when they start to look like they were assembled by GM? Where the hell were they when they were young??
 
2011-09-08 07:11:13 PM

BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.


Since when did Steve Coogan grow boobs?
 
2011-09-08 07:16:40 PM

fisker: Her figure is incredible.

The kind of girl you can play tackle with in bed.


play tackle? I'd rather just fark her.

/ your doing it wrong
 
2011-09-08 07:29:49 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.

Exactly. What is it with women wanting to get naked when they start to look like they were assembled by GM? Where the hell were they when they were young??


Where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when you were new? When I was one of those innocent young fappers you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when you are this!
 
2011-09-08 07:46:15 PM
Nothing gets me stiffer than a middle aged woman with saggy tits
 
2011-09-08 07:56:49 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Where the hell were they when they were young??


This is where yet again I can show Phoebe Cates my love and admiration.
If only more young actresses were like here, there should be a special award named after her.
The Phoebe Cates Show the Boobies before It's TOO Late Award.
/sponsored by American Dairy Products Institute.
 
2011-09-08 08:04:56 PM

AeAe: fisker: Her figure is incredible.

The kind of girl you can play tackle with in bed.

play tackle? I'd rather just fark her.

/ your doing it wrong


She's a beast woman. I would expect some fight. Ultimately a dick in her cooch.
 
2011-09-08 09:32:16 PM
kate winslet is not attractive
 
2011-09-08 10:09:01 PM
i always thought she was hottest in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
 
2011-09-08 10:14:26 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: i always thought she was hottest in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"


I had an ex like that... you like the crazy biatches who give you energy then drop you. The crazy's who who are tired of the assholes, so go for the stable guy then end up hating them in the end, because they really want the asshole.
 
2011-09-08 10:27:48 PM

save russian jews: kate winslet is not attractive


so, she's definitely way below your standards?
 
2011-09-08 11:00:34 PM
Could be the net Hellen Mirren. She's aged well, maybe Kate will to. So far so good.
 
2011-09-08 11:19:28 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: i always thought she was hottest in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

It seems to me they tried hard to make her look bad in that movie, but she still looked great.
 
2011-09-08 11:34:48 PM

GroverCleveland: save russian jews: kate winslet is not attractive

so, she's definitely way below your standards?


weird tits beat sharp knees any day of the week
 
2011-09-09 12:16:34 AM

dereksmalls: Nothing gets me stiffer than a middle aged woman with saggy tits


But enough about your mom.
 
2011-09-09 12:18:22 AM

Fano: Quantum Apostrophe: BackAssward: Barry McCackiner: howdyyall9999: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x675]

she just gets hotter as she ages too...

Holy smokes. Those curves are just right. Toned shoulders, wide hips. Yowza

I think think she's hot, but you guys do realize the black on that dress is a deliberate trick, right? Her curves aren't as good as the dress' illusion makes them to be.

Exactly. What is it with women wanting to get naked when they start to look like they were assembled by GM? Where the hell were they when they were young??

Where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when you were new? When I was one of those innocent young fappers you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when you are this!


It would be the last Unicorn in the world who came to Molly Grue.
 
2011-09-09 02:43:38 AM

BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.


Some of like a nice pair of hangers.

/You'll get used to it, kid.
 
2011-09-09 02:56:43 AM

ZeroCorpse: BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.

Some of us like a nice pair of hangers.

/You'll get used to it, kid.


There. FTFM.
 
2011-09-09 03:26:59 AM

ZeroCorpse: BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.

Some of like a nice pair of hangers.

/You'll get used to it, kid.


No kid here, and have known some 'hangers' as you say, and liked them. But are they the preference in nudie shots? Of course not.

/However, if you prefer uneven hangers with small titties and large areola, good for you.
//Don't assume your preference is a quality of wisdom or age.
///Probably just you coping with what you got, and projecting.
 
2011-09-09 07:09:10 AM

ZeroCorpse: I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:


Well, it's not all because of the dress. For example

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-09-09 08:02:25 AM

invictus2: fusillade762: Wellon Dowd: habitual_masticator: animal900: Ed_Severson: AeAe: "Caitel"

No.

K-Tel

Chaittelle

Chai tea

Tai Chi

[blog.weigy.com image 372x438]

Bruce Lee


Jason Lee
 
2011-09-09 08:19:34 AM

BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.


If you watch the special features on that DVD they have a little video segment that goes over how they made her chest look worse that it actually was because she was supposed to be older in that shot. Believe it or not she's wearing a prosthetic over the top half of her chest to make her boobs look that bad. Granted, she's still older than she was in Titanic, but I think they included that feature so people wouldn't think her boobs were truly that terrible. I guess it didn't work.
 
2011-09-09 08:28:10 AM
She keeps the clothes for Polanski

Of course she did. She's WAY too old for that guy.
 
2011-09-09 09:42:35 AM

Branniganslaw: BackAssward: Also, them's broken titties (NSFW).

/Yes, natural boobs... but we look for something more in our publicized nudes, not the chick we once dated.

Since when did Steve Coogan grow boobs?


A Ha!
 
2011-09-09 03:17:43 PM

swaxhog: ZeroCorpse: I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:

Well, it's not all because of the dress. For example

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x734]


Is that Gloria Estefan? WTF happened?
 
2011-09-09 03:22:32 PM

SnakeMan: Jim from Saint Paul: The scene in Holy Smoke where she walks up to Harvery Kaitel(sp?) bathed in nothing but campfirelight... perfection.

How hard is to Google the correct spelling of an actor's name?


Give him a break...it isn't easy to type one-handed.
 
2011-09-10 07:03:48 PM

swaxhog: ZeroCorpse: I think Winslet is hot, but that dress is the equivalent of this t-shirt:

Well, it's not all because of the dress. For example

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x734]


The effect would work better if she were against a black background, standing still.
 
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