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(Starpulse)   Kelis hurls milkshake at Katy Perry   (starpulse.com) divider line 37
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2011-09-07 03:38:07 PM
Kelis? The one who sings that horrifying Milkshake song is calling Katy Perry "crap"? That's not a pot calling a kettle black...That's a pot calling a fridge something....i don't know what.
 
2011-09-07 04:00:47 PM
The fact that she's absolutely right doesn't take away from any of the following facts:

A) Her crap isn't any better
B) She comes off sounding like a jealous, bitter biatch
C) Katy Perry won't be going anywhere anytime soon

So what the hell was the point? Another 30-second bonus bump on the ol' 15 minutes?
 
2011-09-07 04:18:45 PM
Not disagreeing, but who the fark is Kelis?

I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.
 
2011-09-07 04:19:12 PM
Ladies, please don't fight. You're both horrible in your own special way.
 
2011-09-07 04:33:30 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Not disagreeing, but who the fark is Kelis?

I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.


what I came to say....

is the world ending soon??? little hitler and I agree on something...
 
2011-09-07 04:46:28 PM

real shaman: is the world ending soon??? little hitler and I agree on something...


You Godwinned an entertainment thread, you bastard.
 
2011-09-07 05:05:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.


Pwned

/ Damn right, it's better than yours
 
2011-09-07 05:07:27 PM
While I don't care about either of these vapid twunts, I'd just like to mention that Kitty Purry is a good kitty, and not at all crap.
i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-07 05:28:26 PM
I would enjoy a three-way with them. That is all.
 
2011-09-07 05:48:30 PM
My hair looks like a sea urchin...

images.starpulse.com

...so Katy Perry is just a hot little pop singer.

Not that I think Katy Perry ever claimed to be anything else...
 
2011-09-07 05:58:14 PM

real shaman: AdolfOliverPanties: Not disagreeing, but who the fark is Kelis?

I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.

what I came to say....

is the world ending soon??? little hitler and I agree on something...


You should fight it out until one of you does the other one's will.
 
2011-09-07 06:01:40 PM
Kelis is that chick who had all those 'I Hate You' songs back in the 90's, got married to Nas, and suddenly started putting out crap like 'Milkshakes', thus proving that even the most hate-filled coont just needs a little hot beef injectin' to change their tune. Literally.
 
2011-09-07 06:04:05 PM
Link (new window)
 
2011-09-07 06:07:22 PM
i'm with Kelis on this one

/suck it
 
2011-09-07 06:07:58 PM
So there's dignity and style in pop music now? Get off my farking lawn.
 
2011-09-07 06:14:47 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh hell yeah I would. Every drop.
 
2011-09-07 06:21:13 PM
Jealous, washed up, one hit wonder attention whore is jealous.
 
2011-09-07 06:55:11 PM
Kelis did not only have a hit with "milkshake', but also "I hate you so much right now" (or some similar title).
the song is scary.
the video is scary.

Men, do not watch unless you want your scrotum to scurry inside you in fear.
 
2011-09-07 07:03:27 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: Kelis did not only have a hit with "milkshake', but also "I hate you so much right now" (or some similar title).
the song is scary.
the video is scary.

Men, do not watch unless you want your scrotum to scurry inside you in fear.


I thought it was stupid and annoying, but whatever.
 
2011-09-07 07:06:08 PM
Flash forward to 2016:

"Who?"
 
2011-09-07 07:31:47 PM
Obligatory:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-07 07:56:05 PM
Katy still has two other assets to flaunt,while you have what,a propensity to screech,Kelis? Begone,foul creature!
 
2011-09-07 07:57:19 PM

Robert1966: real shaman: AdolfOliverPanties: Not disagreeing, but who the fark is Kelis?

I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.

what I came to say....

is the world ending soon??? little hitler and I agree on something...

You should fight it out until one of you does the other one's will.


You should drop dead, but the world's not made of "shouldas."
 
2011-09-07 08:02:37 PM
img.photobucket.com

/meh, got nuthin
//"so why did you post, Pfom!!, you dickhead?"
 
2011-09-07 08:06:54 PM
Came here to ask "What the hell is a Kelis?"


/then I read the comments, so I'm cool
//wait, that milkshake song isn't the Black Eyed Peas?
///I'll just be going back to my old man corner now
 
2011-09-07 08:12:22 PM
That sound I just heard was my balls retracting so fast it broke my cervix in half.
/damn she ugly
//NAS put down the sizzurp
 
2011-09-07 08:25:48 PM
Those who can't, hate on those who can.
 
2011-09-07 08:30:51 PM

apeiron242: Those who can't, hate on those who can.


explains the state of our political environment right now too
 
2011-09-07 09:02:10 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-09-07 10:52:23 PM

LewDux: Link (new window)


Spoilers:
1. Cheesy Poofs breath for the win.
2. Is she an Evil Dead fan?
 
2011-09-07 11:09:19 PM
No one cares about the charcoal one when the white one with big tits has more hits.....

/not racist
//because it had some semblance of a rhyme-scheme
///doesn't know anything about rhymes
 
2011-09-07 11:12:54 PM
Also...(NSFW)

Link (new window)

Link (new window)


/Suck my pu$$y fo' a poak chop...
 
2011-09-07 11:41:05 PM
hahahahah

oh wow

/katy perry makes good music
 
2011-09-08 12:06:15 AM
Katy Perry is quickly becoming a characature....WITH A GREAT RACK!
 
2011-09-08 07:01:25 AM
There are two reasons to care about Katy Perry, and neither of them are her music.
 
2011-09-08 12:25:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I did a GIS for Kelis. As soon as I typed in the "K," the first thing Google suggested to me was Katy Perry.


Reminds me of when I was doing a search in Youtube starting with M, and one of the first suggestions in the list for M was "My wife having an affair"

/CSB
//It doesn't do that anymore, unfortunately
 
2011-09-09 08:59:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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