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(Daily Mail)   Sherri Shepherd opens the new season of "The View," saying she didn't wear underwear on her wedding day. Of course, she could have been just flapping her gums   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Silly, Sherri Shepherd, Niecy Nash, bridesmaids, newlywed, wedding ring, Joy Behar, underwear  
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2011-09-07 01:38:41 PM
Moose knuckle.
 
2011-09-07 01:39:35 PM
That's a roast beef sandwich so large that even I couldn't eat it.

/I shuddered while writing that
 
2011-09-07 01:39:56 PM
Wonder if she sounds like a cow chewing its cud when she walks.
/ shlurpaflapppp
 
2011-09-07 01:40:01 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-07 01:40:06 PM
Pass the mind bleach
 
2011-09-07 01:40:34 PM
Couldn't find any big enough?
 
G2V
2011-09-07 01:40:56 PM
My god, it's full of stars.
 
2011-09-07 01:41:02 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2011-09-07 01:41:15 PM
You go to hell, subby.
 
2011-09-07 01:41:46 PM

killahgrag: That's a roast beef sandwich so large that even I couldn't eat it.

/I shuddered while writing that


image.com.com
 
2011-09-07 01:42:14 PM
They make underwear that large for women? Maybe there was a fabric shortage. Or she was thinking about all those froggy little naked natives that need clothes.
 
2011-09-07 01:42:36 PM
...as her husband lays in a fetal position in a dark closet wimpering, trembling, and rocking back and forth.
 
2011-09-07 01:44:28 PM
Did they use flour?
 
2011-09-07 01:45:12 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-07 01:45:19 PM
Did the tent and awning shop close up??
 
2011-09-07 01:45:27 PM
www.mindfully.org
 
2011-09-07 01:46:35 PM
Who?

*click*

AAAAGGGGGHHHH!

/races back to Miss Colombia thread
 
2011-09-07 01:48:55 PM
I looked at the picture in the article and now I' confused.

Are there two Star Jones's, or did she change her name to Sherri?
 
2011-09-07 01:49:11 PM
FTFA:

'One of my bridesmaids, I think it was Niecy Nash, said, "Don't wear any underwear",' Shepherd explained on Tuesday's show.
'They knew me and Sal had been celibate for 11 months, so [she wanted me to do] anything [I could] do to get him turned back on.'


Look, let me explain something to you: If you haven't been putting out for almost a year, and assuming that Sal had actually stayed celibate, there really isn't anything you needed to do other than say "OK, now". Not wearing underwear didn't make a difference. Hell, you could have taken off all your makeup and worn a potato sack with a head and arm holes cut into it, and he'd have been on you like you were the last woman on Earth.
 
2011-09-07 01:50:10 PM

cleveoh: Who?

*click*

AAAAGGGGGHHHH!

/races back to Miss Colombia thread


Miss Colombia thread? Where????
A**hole got me too
 
2011-09-07 01:51:59 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2011-09-07 01:52:09 PM
I would have went with "flapping her lips" Subby.
 
2011-09-07 01:52:29 PM
www.chicagonow.com
 
2011-09-07 01:53:29 PM
That musty old claptrap?
 
2011-09-07 01:53:47 PM

killahgrag: That's a roast beef sandwich so large that even I couldn't eat it.

/I shuddered while writing that


But admit it, you'd still like to give it a try.

/with mustard
//hope you don't find any "mayo" while you're in there
 
2011-09-07 01:53:54 PM
What else would you expect from The Queen of Jordan?

mimg.ugo.com
 
2011-09-07 01:54:47 PM
So she served lasagna at the reception?
 
2011-09-07 01:54:50 PM
I was eating a tuna salad sandwich when I clicked that link...

Was...
 
2011-09-07 01:55:26 PM
I heard he had to tie a 2 x 4 on his ass.
www.dogbreedinfo.com

What's that,Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well?
 
2011-09-07 01:55:30 PM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-09-07 01:55:54 PM
You just know there are poo stains on the inside of that dress.

And a section that looks like someone broke a dozen eggs.

And urine and blood.
 
2011-09-07 01:56:06 PM
i856.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-07 01:56:40 PM
Is she the one that had a waxing taped for the show?
 
2011-09-07 01:59:13 PM
So much for Arbys for lunch. Thanks, Subby!
 
2011-09-07 01:59:16 PM
Whoa, I've been to churrascarias that had less meat hanging over the plate.
churrascariaplataforma.com
 
2011-09-07 02:00:42 PM
"My pancreas! My pancreas!"

That made me chuckle.

Chuckle, chuckle
Talkin' 'bout dat moose knuckle.
Huckle, Buckle
Looking for da taint.
 
2011-09-07 02:00:48 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Kind of reminds me of the hippos from Fantasia.

doesyourmamaknowaboutme.com

They didn't wear any underwear either.
 
2011-09-07 02:02:02 PM
The dress also hid the flypaper on her legs.
 
2011-09-07 02:03:04 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-07 02:03:33 PM
Massive, massive snail tracks...
 
2011-09-07 02:04:46 PM
That must have been some snail trail on the limo seat.
 
2011-09-07 02:04:52 PM
Makes it easier to get yet another abortion, doesn't it?
 
2011-09-07 02:05:24 PM
http://houseforkim.com/images/motivate18-1.jpg

Copy and paste
 
2011-09-07 02:06:54 PM
eeeewwwww
 
2011-09-07 02:08:19 PM
During a discussion initiated by Joy Behar about Epicurus, Shepherd attempted to assert that Christians existed in classical Greece, and that the Greeks threw them to the lions. When confronted on this point, she further claimed that "Jesus came first" (before Greeks and Romans) and stated, "I don't think anything predated Christians", to which Joy Behar responded "The Jews"
 
2011-09-07 02:09:22 PM

Jake Havechek: During a discussion initiated by Joy Behar about Epicurus, Shepherd attempted to assert that Christians existed in classical Greece, and that the Greeks threw them to the lions. When confronted on this point, she further claimed that "Jesus came first" (before Greeks and Romans) and stated, "I don't think anything predated Christians", to which Joy Behar responded "The Jews"


There was also the little chestnut about how she wasn't sure if the earth was flat or round and that she would have to go to a library with her kids and research it to get to the bottom of.
 
2011-09-07 02:09:27 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-09-07 02:11:36 PM

TrixieDelite: Wonder if she sounds like a cow chewing its cud when she walks.
/ shlurpaflapppp


awwwwhelllnaw.jpg
 
2011-09-07 02:16:05 PM

Jake Havechek: During a discussion initiated by Joy Behar about Epicurus, Shepherd attempted to assert that Christians existed in classical Greece, and that the Greeks threw them to the lions. When confronted on this point, she further claimed that "Jesus came first" (before Greeks and Romans) and stated, "I don't think anything predated Christians", to which Joy Behar responded "The Jews"


You're allowed out on the street on your own if you harbour these opinions ?
 
2011-09-07 02:16:05 PM
Even tho I love hearing how stupid some Christians can be.
I hope that you got that info from another source and that you aren't watching "The View"
 
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