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(CBC)   Pre-season hockey: Jets, Flames defeat KHL's Yaroslavl Lokomotiv. News tag sadly trumps sad tag   (cbc.ca) divider line 220
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2011-09-07 12:27:41 PM
Damn subbs.
 
2011-09-07 12:27:44 PM
awful
 
2011-09-07 12:28:16 PM
Ok, I laughed.

/one ticket to hell please
 
2011-09-07 12:28:20 PM
The news is sad, but the headline is awesome.

/ I heard that Vancouver is blaming the NHL for this somehow.
 
2011-09-07 12:29:02 PM
Heartless, yet brilliant subby
 
2011-09-07 12:29:16 PM
This discussion thread is going to suck. I can feel it.
 
2011-09-07 12:29:20 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-09-07 12:29:38 PM
GEORGE: You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs
flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash? ...

KEITH: (to Jerry) Do you perform anywhere in new York right now?

JERRY: I'm performing in this club on the east Side. You should come in.

GEORGE: But if you think about it...26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think
eventually an entire team would get wiped out.

KEITH: You know, I live on the East Side.

JERRY: I'll tell you what, I'll give you my number and uh, just give me a call,
tell me whenever you want to go.

KEITH: or maybe just to get together for a cup of coffee

JERRY: Oh. that would be great.

GEORGE: Uh, it's only a matter of time.
 
2011-09-07 12:29:39 PM
I think subby might have someone knocking on their door right about...now...
 
2011-09-07 12:31:43 PM
This story made me stop eating lunch. Great headline, though.
 
2011-09-07 12:32:19 PM
ThisNameSux at least I'm not alone.
 
2011-09-07 12:32:30 PM
img402.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-07 12:32:56 PM
Alright, your headline was better than mine.

/Admits defeat
//Laughed
///Aisle seat, please.
 
2011-09-07 12:33:36 PM
Bad day for Ivan from Hockey Team.
 
2011-09-07 12:33:37 PM
I guess they should've taken the locomotive.
 
2011-09-07 12:33:59 PM
Damn, Pavol Demitra was on that plane. I liked that guy and not only because he was a King. He just seemed like a good guy.
 
2011-09-07 12:34:00 PM
Holy hell, subby. Well done, but wow.
 
2011-09-07 12:35:27 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-07 12:35:30 PM
Did subby steal that from the other greenlit thread?
 
2011-09-07 12:35:34 PM
lokomotiv death, badada bump bump bump ...

awesome sick headline, well done ...
 
2011-09-07 12:35:59 PM
At first I was like "Damn, did pre-season hockey seriously start already?" Then, after reading the article I was like "OMG!!! Sad.".
 
2011-09-07 12:36:44 PM
notable member of team Pavol Demitra
 
2011-09-07 12:37:05 PM
I've been devastated about this all morning, but dammit subby, now I feel even worse for laughing at the headline.

I made this for game threads last season when Karlis Skrastins played for the Stars. I has a sad.

i582.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-07 12:37:38 PM
Wow, that`s terrible.

On a lighter note, I created a Rotisserie Yahoo Hockey Pool for Farkers

Lazymans hockey pool (new window)

Password is: fark It's a good format with no benched players so that you don't have to be changing your roster spots every day.

Sorry for the shameless plug, :(

Anyway, RIP KHL players. Is anyone else watching the Sidney Crosby press conference?
 
2011-09-07 12:38:17 PM
Jeez. That is a tragedy. I don't...I...I'm speechless.
 
2011-09-07 12:38:33 PM
Seriously sucks. Sucks hard. Sucks bologna and borscht.
 
2011-09-07 12:40:01 PM
RIP Stefan Liv :(
 
2011-09-07 12:40:09 PM
I saw the story on TSN. Very sad.
 
2011-09-07 12:40:40 PM
I was bored last night and watched "slap shot" free on demand.
/this is another way to get rid of a team i suppose
 
2011-09-07 12:41:09 PM
Wow. That headline never would have occurred to me. I don't know whether to say "bravo" or DUDE WTF?

DUDE WTF?!?!?!

bravo!
 
2011-09-07 12:41:11 PM
So, will the Rangers now demand another draft pick?

/sad news
 
2011-09-07 12:43:20 PM
Subby, this headline is bad, and you should feel bad.

/+1, would lol again
 
2011-09-07 12:43:32 PM
Hockey who?
 
2011-09-07 12:43:45 PM

marius2: ///Aisle seat, please.


Aisle or window, doesn't look like you'd have much chance of surviving one of these.
 
2011-09-07 12:44:01 PM

ddam: Damn, Pavol Demitra was on that plane. I liked that guy and not only because he was a King. He just seemed like a good guy.


Also a Blue and one of my favs when he played for us.

/+1 on the headline
 
2011-09-07 12:44:54 PM
That what that bootstrappy Rick Perry gets for his day of prayer and slashing the russian airplane safety budget by $90 bajillion dollars! Where's your god n...oh wait, that the other threads...sorry for the hijack.
 
2011-09-07 12:45:13 PM
FWIW, those damn Yak-42 planes have been commercial failures, and I have a feeling this will be their final nail in the coffin (less than a 100 still in use).
 
2011-09-07 12:45:39 PM
Sad news. According to an article I just read "Officials said player Alexander Galimov survived the crash along with a crew member" Link (new window)

That article also notes that former NHL player Brad McCrimmon was on the plane and did not survive. He was a coach for the team.
 
2011-09-07 12:47:17 PM

desertgeek: Sad news. According to an article I just read "Officials said player Alexander Galimov survived the crash along with a crew member" Link (new window)

That article also notes that former NHL player Brad McCrimmon was on the plane and did not survive. He was a coach for the team.


I'd heard that Galimov died in surgery, but haven't seen much to confirm it yet...
 
2011-09-07 12:47:46 PM
I submitted this with a far less awesome headline. Bravo, subby.
 
2011-09-07 12:48:12 PM
too soon?
 
2011-09-07 12:48:36 PM
set speed for maximum troll, subby?

Pavel Dmitra and Brad McCrimmon were on the plane as well. Latest reports are that the whole team is dead.
 
2011-09-07 12:49:47 PM
+1 for absolute insensitiveness, subby. Dayum, that's ballsy.

Tell me, are you the guy who's planning on wearing this t-shirt this weekend?

www.tshirthell.com
 
2011-09-07 12:50:43 PM
Great headline, subby!

/walks to penalty box...takes seat
//sportsmanship counts
 
2011-09-07 12:50:45 PM
McCrimmon and Salei were supposedly on it as well.



/No one will ever want to play defense for the Wings again at this rate
//The headline was clever. I'll give you that.
 
2011-09-07 12:52:07 PM

TheHopeDiamond: McCrimmon and Salei were supposedly on it as well.



/No one will ever want to play defense for the Wings again at this rate
//The headline was clever. I'll give you that.


Both confirmed.
 
2011-09-07 12:52:12 PM
Wow, what an evil headline, subby! I lol'd - bravo, nice work!
 
2011-09-07 12:52:41 PM

rillettes: So, will the Rangers now demand another draft pick?


KHL I'm gonna let you finish, but New York City had the best airplane disaster of all time.
 
2011-09-07 12:53:08 PM

zippolight2002: TheHopeDiamond: McCrimmon and Salei were supposedly on it as well.
Both confirmed.


Sigh. Poor guys. Poor everyone on that plane; I saw a video clip of the crash site - don't think they'll be finding any survivors.
 
2011-09-07 12:55:26 PM
In the KHL madness
Of the locomotiv death
Fals the all time loser
Headlong to his death

Oh, he feels the cabin shaking
Fear breaking on his brow

The Yak tcannot be handled
And the plane, it won't stop going
One way to go: down
Oh, oh

He sees his players jumping off
Parachuteless one by one
His goalie and his best friend
Falling not having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the aisleway
On his hands and knees

Old yakov needs a Smirnov
And the plane, it won't stop falling
No way to slow down
Yeah, yeah

He hears the wind is howling
And watches angels as theyre f*cked
And the all time winner
Has got him by the pucks

Oh, he picks up Gideon's Bible
Open at page one

I thank God, he stole the Vodka
And the plane, it won't stop falling
No way to slow down

No way to slow down
No way to miss ground
No way to slow down
No way to miss ground
No way to slow down
 
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