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(CNN)   Actual Gaddafi quote when asking for asylum: "Niger, please?"   (cnn.com) divider line 37
    More: Amusing, Moammar Gadhafi, NTC, Saif, Burkina Faso, African Union, Niger, signatories, Revolutionary Guards  
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2011-09-06 01:31:23 PM
itsfanart.com
 
2011-09-06 01:36:40 PM
I think the ship has long ago sailed on him getting out of there with his freedom in tact.
 
2011-09-06 04:14:29 PM
I know he's a big fan of Pan Africanism but Niger is no Libya.
 
2011-09-06 04:16:14 PM
Attractive and successful African country?
 
2011-09-06 04:16:26 PM
I would've tried making a "Convoy" joke in the headline instead.
 
2011-09-06 04:16:44 PM
Wouldn't it be rich if he crossed 1000 miles of desert just to get turned back?
 
2011-09-06 04:18:22 PM
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
 
2011-09-06 04:18:38 PM

cgraves67: Wouldn't it be rich if he crossed 1000 miles of desert just to get turned back?




Well he would walk 500 miles and he would walk 500 more...
 
2011-09-06 04:20:08 PM
Part of the long list of Qdaffy's crimes is the perpetuation of this ridiculous meme.
 
2011-09-06 04:22:13 PM

pwhp_67: cgraves67: Wouldn't it be rich if he crossed 1000 miles of desert just to get turned back?



Well he would walk 500 miles and he would walk 500 more...


lawl.
 
2011-09-06 04:26:37 PM
Wouldn't the PC term for that be nyjer?

// Thistle seed alternative, pc version.
 
2011-09-06 04:32:02 PM
Attractive and Successful African-American, please.
 
2011-09-06 04:32:06 PM

pwhp_67: Well he would walk 500 miles and he would walk 500 more...


I see you got that one covered.
 
2011-09-06 04:32:21 PM
Attractive and successful African Country
 
2011-09-06 04:38:22 PM
A man paying for this service up front in gold bullion does not have to say please at the end of his request.
 
2011-09-06 04:39:59 PM
Nyjer, please!
fantasyknuckleheads.com
 
2011-09-06 04:48:15 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Nyjer, please!
[fantasyknuckleheads.com image 545x600]


Home run!
 
2011-09-06 04:51:10 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Nyjer, please!
[fantasyknuckleheads.com image 545x600]


So you're saying Gaddafi is actually in hiding as his alter ego, Muammar Plush?
 
2011-09-06 04:53:51 PM
"I hate to bring this up, but you didn't pay your bill last week!"
www.incompetentpictures.com
 
2011-09-06 04:55:59 PM

greggm59: "I hate to bring this up, but you didn't pay your bill last week!"
[www.incompetentpictures.com image 640x426]



I didn't know the Cosby Show was that old...
 
2011-09-06 04:56:07 PM

Sybarite: [itsfanart.com image 380x380]


Headline was gold then you follow up with platinum.
 
2011-09-06 04:57:09 PM

nekom: I think the ship has long ago sailed on him getting out of there with his freedom in tact.


I think it would be easier for a camel to pass through the Gordian Knot than it would be for that metaphor to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.
 
2011-09-06 04:57:30 PM
WHAAAAT?!

generationbass.com

OKAAAAY!!!
 
2011-09-06 05:04:15 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Please? Please!
 
2011-09-06 05:20:09 PM
On Monday, Gadhafi spokesman Musa Ibrahim told Syrian al-Rai TV by phone that Gadhafi was "in excellent health" and that "no one will be able to know where he physically is.

"Hide - And - Seek." Again? Don't you sandfarmers know any other games? Oh, all right; One missisippi... two mississippi...
 
2011-09-06 05:30:19 PM
Two Libyan convoys have passed through Niger this week, officials in that country said Tuesday, fueling renewed speculation about the whereabouts of ousted Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi and members of his family.

Mercy, snakes alive. Looks like we got us TWO convoys

/10-4, good buddy.
 
2011-09-06 05:30:20 PM
Gadhafi should consider getting a seasoned PR guy.

humor.beecy.net
 
2011-09-06 05:53:44 PM

Sybarite: [itsfanart.com image 380x380]


I would have been sorely disappointed in Fark if this hadn't shown up at the top of the thread. Thank you for keeping my faith alive. :)
 
2011-09-06 06:01:27 PM
So the capital of Libya is now an undisclosed location in Niger?

Awkward.
 
2011-09-06 06:09:55 PM
i1177.photobucket.com

Unfortunate overlay of video playing instructions and word placement.

/What did you just call me?!
 
2011-09-06 06:15:50 PM

nekom: I think the ship has long ago sailed on him getting out of there with his freedom in tact.


Freedom is not the issue. Gaddafi's grandiosity-deluded mind could never accept being an ordinary citizen. He thinks himself a God-king and has known nothing else for over 40 years. Most of his life.

I really can't picture him going back to just being a person. In his paralyzed grumble of a face, flamboyant robes, sitting on a beach managing the pittance of millions he was able to squirrel away that wasn't found, mumbling:

i621.photobucket.com

We have asked for one simple thing. A margarita, with no salt. NO SALT on the margarita! But the Imperialist Americans gave me a margarita, and there were BIG GLOBS of salt. They have said, "the salt, the People shall be forced to eat!" Well, I say to you, we will NOT accept a margarita with the Imperialist salt! I say, let all the People have the margarita they deserve, with not one grain of salt!

My Amazonian guards. Where are my Amazonian guards? I have none? We must find new ones! How do people normally get Amazonian guards? BRING THEM TO ME! They shall be brought! ... mmm, "Let them be brought to me"? What do I have to say to get sexy Amazonian guards? I have GIVEN THE ORDER! Why has it not happened?

/I'm gonna set the building on fire
 
2011-09-06 06:20:44 PM

pwhp_67: cgraves67: Wouldn't it be rich if he crossed 1000 miles of desert just to get turned back?

Well he would walk 500 miles and he would walk 500 more...


He would, up until he got punched in the face by some fat white dude who thinks it's his turn to sing.
 
2011-09-06 06:41:52 PM
I think Uganda offered him asylum when the revolution started, but it might be a bit late now.
 
2011-09-06 07:09:17 PM
i30.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-06 07:22:19 PM
I have new Chinese flatmates and the mandarin phrase they use for "ummm" is basically "niggher". I have since taught them that it is considered impolite and thus they have to append "please" to it.

It is very difficult to keep a straight face when surrounded by 3 Chinese pausing and saying "...niggher... please" every few sentences, but it is worth it.
 
2011-09-06 08:34:26 PM

zzrhardy: I have new Chinese flatmates and the mandarin phrase they use for "ummm" is basically "niggher". I have since taught them that it is considered impolite and thus they have to append "please" to it.

It is very difficult to keep a straight face when surrounded by 3 Chinese pausing and saying "...niggher... please" every few sentences, but it is worth it.


You're a dick.

/and you really should make video of this available ;)
 
2011-09-06 09:21:11 PM

zzrhardy: I have new Chinese flatmates and the mandarin phrase they use for "ummm" is basically "niggher". I have since taught them that it is considered impolite and thus they have to append "please" to it.

It is very difficult to keep a straight face when surrounded by 3 Chinese pausing and saying "...niggher... please" every few sentences, but it is worth it.


A friend of mine has toured internationally with a black dance company and told me the same story about their trip to China. The company manager had to tell them about that little detail of the Chinese language before they got there so they'd be prepared.
 
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