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(TPC)   College freshmen charged with prostitution in dorm room   ( divider line
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11909 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2001 at 12:00 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-01 12:05:42 AM  
dude i think they live down the hall from me
2001-11-01 12:08:03 AM  
This is taking the "strip to pay for tution" thing a little too far.
2001-11-01 12:11:50 AM  
A hundred bucks? On a college campus? That's outrageous!
2001-11-01 12:12:30 AM  
Hey if we let strip tease be a movie, then why not?
All i have to say is Co-ed dorms rock.
2001-11-01 12:12:57 AM  
"Harvath was also charged with committing a crime against nature while ... they charged a hundred dollars for intercourse."

$100 for anal. That's desperate.

(Well, what do YOU think a crime against nature might be, Hmm?)
2001-11-01 12:13:22 AM  
Crime against nature?
2001-11-01 12:13:33 AM  
Oops...I meant "tuition".

"Me fail English. That's unpossible."
2001-11-01 12:15:46 AM  
I forget, is homosexuality a "crime against nature" or is it "The Crime That Dares Not Speak It's Name" in N.C.?
2001-11-01 12:21:41 AM  
Wow, my school getting into the mix. It's about time, right...
2001-11-01 12:23:21 AM  
One, the tag should be "cool."

Two, that's a lot of community service hours.
2001-11-01 12:30:21 AM  
pictures of the two are needed for this to be even more enjoyable
2001-11-01 12:31:55 AM  
Usually sex on a College campus costs roughly the same as a six pack of beer.
2001-11-01 12:32:59 AM  
Wow. And to think, if they did it for free, this would never have happened.
2001-11-01 12:33:26 AM  
For a hundred dollars they better be pretty damn fine.
2001-11-01 12:33:55 AM  
I mean its not like theres any shortage of sex on a college campus.
2001-11-01 12:40:41 AM  
i live on a college campus, and i haven't found sex in over a year...
what do you mean i have to leave my dorm room?
2001-11-01 12:47:57 AM  
Those are better prices than call girls or what you'd pay at the bunny ranches in Nevada.. $250 - 500 for the normal looking girls.
2001-11-01 01:04:21 AM  
$100??? They aren't math or marketing majors.
2001-11-01 01:07:47 AM  
Only sick pathetic morons with no life would pay for sex..

Bye all,I have a male escort on the way..
2001-11-01 01:08:27 AM  
whats worse than them charging 100 bucks is that someone paid a hundred bucks to have sex with GUYS.

someone should tell girls that inorder for girls to get laid, all they have to do is ask.
2001-11-01 01:11:23 AM  
Well, what do YOU think a crime against nature might be, Hmm?

Well, it's either:

a) oral
b) anal
c) homosexuality
d) cutting down a tree
e) killing a badger or something

In any case it's very likely to be some backward thing regarding one of the first three. Sigh. Although, that case would be won by default, since Nature is absolutely incapable of appearing in court to present it's side.
2001-11-01 01:12:35 AM  
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2001-11-01 01:13:49 AM  
It was anal. He was doing a guy. I learned this after finding another news article about this. I was hoping to find pictures of the accused but, alas.
2001-11-01 01:19:39 AM  
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Picture of one of the accused.
2001-11-01 01:21:27 AM  
crime against nature == tossing salad || crime against nature == dirty sanchez
2001-11-01 01:22:55 AM  

That is the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.
2001-11-01 01:24:36 AM  
A 300 lb woman in a mini skirt is a crime against nature. A college student who has $100 bucks they can waste on sex is a rich person.
2001-11-01 01:26:10 AM  
yep, I stand corrected the "abominable crime against nature" is in fact anal intercourse.

someone explain to me, how in the world do people in one of the, theoretically, more advanced countries (The US) still get sent to prison for where they stick their genitalia? How the fark does prosecuting a "crime against nature" hold up constitutionally?

I just found out that sodomy laws are still on the books even in the state I live in. Good thing I am currently in Canada where I can stick what the phark I want into any farking thing I want (as long as it consents, of course)
2001-11-01 01:32:52 AM  
jesus H christ on a moped!

General Laws Chapter 272, Section 35 riminalizes "unnatural and lascivious acts with another person ... involving a part of a person's body or other object."

that is the entire definition given, and is punishable by 5 years in prison and a $1,000 fine. We are in fact living in the farkin middle ages.
2001-11-01 01:38:54 AM  
The "crimes against nature" laws in the various states are there for two reasons.

1. They were written into the law long ago, usually over 100 years ago, and

2. No legislator has the balls to go for a repeal of the law for fear of bad press or looking like they want it themselves. "Hmmm...why would Bob all of a sudden want to make it legal to do that?"
2001-11-01 01:47:31 AM  
On the bright side of things, that dirty little butt-humped homo has lots of unnatural action coming his way in the near future.

2001-11-01 01:52:09 AM  
I'd say the language speaks for when they were written:

"A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. "

(that was Virginia, btw)

Snooker, actually no, they are taken to court and often the move to strike them is defeated, because this abominable "practice of sodomy tears at the fabric of society" - seriously, this isn't from a 100 years ago, but rather a few years. Then there's more about "moral fabric of society" and "undermining the family unit" and so on.

but mostly they stay because they are successfully being used for prosecuting homosexual people (in essence for being homosexual) and barring other legislature relating to the rights of homosexuals (i.e. "no you can't get visitation rights, because what you would do as the result tears at the moral fabric of our society - can't you people leave our moral fabric alone?")

2001-11-01 01:54:55 AM  
This is true, he would have been better of knocking off a liquer store so he would be sent up the river for a longer period of time. That way he can have as many "relations" with his new found room mates with out having to pay for a dorm room. He would be staying rent free and gettin it for free too...
(What a dumb @$$"
2001-11-01 01:56:47 AM  
Dude, just don't get caught putting your root in another man's poop chute and you should be okay.

I doubt the police are going to kick your door down and catch you with some guy's groceries on your knob.

Don't stress too much; as long as you don't do it at the bus stop, you'll be alright.
2001-11-01 01:59:20 AM  
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2001-11-01 02:01:41 AM  
Hey cheaper than that!
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2001-11-01 02:02:35 AM  
I am not stressing over getting caught here, even by the strictest of them I am not tearing at anyone's moral fabric, (nice name btw) I am stressing over the fact that there are enough people to defend these laws in many states.

Good thing that pretty much all onanism laws have been removed quite a while ago - other wise I (and I suspect a lot of people here) would be in realy farking trouble!
2001-11-01 02:05:24 AM  

That is the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

Have you forgotten about the KevviModel pictures?
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Tough competition.
2001-11-01 02:11:56 AM  
i transferred from university of florida to uncg (note: i do not know any of the people involved). $100 is way too much for anything there. trust me, obesity and sad confusion about their attractivness, seems to be all the rage in greensboro. if i hadn't brought my girlfriend with me to nc, i probably would have been forced to whip-the-skippy to boobies posts on fark for reasonable social (read sexual) interaction.
2001-11-01 02:47:30 AM  
I'd consider a "crime against nature" placing your pogo-stick in a tree or a ferret, etc. Not in another consenting human-being. That's no crime against nature. In fact, it's perfectly natural.
2001-11-01 02:50:38 AM  
Aww, why'd you have to do that Kady?

Gross as that is, though, I think I'll stand by my first statement... There's just some certain wierdness going on with fatboy's breast area that makes my skin crawl. That, and the creepy Dr. Evil pinky-in-the-mouth thing...
2001-11-01 03:00:56 AM  
There are times when I wish we'd lost the Civil War. Then we wouldn't have to deal w/these dumbphucks down south.
2001-11-01 03:11:19 AM  
Hey, most college kids would do anything for $100.... but not that. That guy is a freak. Sell blood plasma like the rest of us do
2001-11-01 03:16:54 AM  
Erogenous_j: Thanks for burning that picture into my skull forever. You should have posted a warning...waited a few minutes--THEN posted such a disturbing, yet supple eldritch horror!
2001-11-01 03:38:00 AM  
ComicBookGuy says "There are times when I wish we'd lost the Civil War. Then we wouldn't have to deal w/these dumbpharks down south."

I'll be g-damned CBG, I want to make you Grand Marshall of the parade, buy you the biggest chicken fried steak you ever ate and have you words emblazoned on a wall of marble. My thoughts in reverse, and no offense.
2001-11-01 04:34:36 AM  
I don't pay for sex..... I pay for them to leave when I'm finished.
2001-11-01 05:04:15 AM  
Christy Leeann Thigpen and Anthony William Harvath met people in Internet chat rooms and tried to persude them to pay for sex.

Err.. so they were both hoes? Geez, you're a guy. You go on internet to pick up men. And you ask them to pay? Whats up with that?
2001-11-01 06:04:20 AM  
Hey you, Nerdboy!
Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
Sucky sucky 50 bucky!
Sucky sucky and fuqqy 100 bucky!
Too beucoup? 200 bucky!
Meet me at pickle park south I-69!
2001-11-01 06:25:45 AM  
It's N.C. people, the crime against nature is "not keepin' it in the family".
2001-11-01 06:45:09 AM  
I really think the sodomy law was invoked so they could push a BUNCH of charges against this guy. Later on chances are it'll get plea-bargained away. These things are just there so the accused feel like they're getting ahead when they go to cop a plea. I have no idea what the conviction rate is on that statute, but I'm aware that most likely he won't be convicted on that statute.

The other thing is they probably got ratted out by someone else on that floor who wasn't making as much money.....

x---X--The Filthy Sanchez--X---x
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