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2011-09-02 11:52:06 AM
Steven Seagal nearly ran my ass over in a white SUV about 15 years ago.

/TSB
 
2011-09-02 11:52:52 AM
Steven Segal, Lawman?
 
2011-09-02 11:55:09 AM

Devil's Playground: Steven Segal, Lawman?



He couldn't do worse at that than he did at "acting".
 
2011-09-02 11:57:26 AM
Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.
 
2011-09-02 11:59:26 AM

javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.
 
2011-09-02 12:01:18 PM
Official quote from a cop: "that's just a load of crap"

Yeah that sounds real.

*eye roll*
 
2011-09-02 12:01:39 PM
I wish i could go head-to-head-to-head against Segal and Arpaio.

I would introduce them to some real police brutality.

To hell with both of those cowards.Bring it, you old farkwits. Time for the newer generation to kick your ass out.
 
2011-09-02 12:02:39 PM
cockfighting? maybe he wanted to re-enact his role from The Onion Movie
 
2011-09-02 12:03:24 PM
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2011-09-02 12:04:45 PM

Headso: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.

i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.



Is there a third option?
 
2011-09-02 12:05:12 PM
I had to do a demo for this guy when i worked for a company years ago.

He was such a piece of shiat. He will not talk directly to you. He speaks to his assistant like you are not there, then the assistant talks to you.

btw his head is like 5 times too big for his body.

/ncsb
 
2011-09-02 12:05:45 PM
They brought a tank to bust up a cock-fighting ring?

My father raised gamecocks. He fought them briefly, early on; then, just raised them (in separate pens) because he liked the way they looked and carried themselves.

If one of the males got out, it would fight the others through the bars until death ended it.

The hens just wandered around the yard...
 
2011-09-02 12:06:11 PM

Amos Quito: Headso: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.

i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.


Is there a third option?


a circus elephant
 
2011-09-02 12:07:28 PM

This same arpaio

On July 23, 2004 SWAT served a search warrant looking for "a stockpile of illegal automatic weapons and armor-piercing pistol ammunition" that they believed was hidden at an upscale home. In the course of serving the warrant, multiple tear gas cartridges were launched into the home. The result of which was the home catching fire.

During the fire, SWAT forced the homeowner's 10-month-old pit bull puppy back into the home with a fire extinguisher, causing the dog's death. It was reported that the officers laughed over the incident.

Also, the armored personnel carrier used during the assault ran over and damaged a neighbor's vehicle when its brakes failed. Police recovered two weapons; one antique shotgun; and one 9mm pistol. Both weapons are legal to own in Arizona. After failing to find illicit weapons the police served an arrest warrant for the owner who was also wanted on a misdemeanor warrant for failing to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on a couple of traffic citations


Fark them both. The only good cop is...
 
2011-09-02 12:09:39 PM
This guy thinks he's above the law.
 
2011-09-02 12:13:15 PM

Headso: i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.


If that doesn't deserve to be on my headstone when I die, I don't know what does.
 
2011-09-02 12:15:07 PM
People, people. Let's not forget what's important here.

He's also fat.
 
2011-09-02 12:15:27 PM
Please, the guy should be honored that Seagal only shot the dog.

At least he didn't slap punch the dog down an elevator shaft and then snap its neck.
 
2011-09-02 12:15:32 PM

Amos Quito: Headso: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.

i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.


Is there a third option?


Three legged transvestite?
 
2011-09-02 12:15:56 PM

Vodka Zombie: Headso: i'd rather be a cock fighting rooster than a factory farm egg layer.

If that doesn't deserve to be on my headstone when I die, I don't know what does.


heh, yeah I guess it could be a life philosophy...
 
2011-09-02 12:16:57 PM

javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.



Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.
 
2011-09-02 12:17:51 PM

OnlyM3: Fark them both. The only good cop is...


It's about time. What took you so long?
 
2011-09-02 12:19:34 PM
It's a puppy, so it's not like it'd be hard to kill. Plus, for a dog like a pit bull, feeling under siege may have caused it to become aggressive and thus marked for death by the officers. I don't blame the owner for going out for justice; this whole situation is sadder than The Onion Movie.
 
2011-09-02 12:21:25 PM

Donald_McRonald: It's a puppy, so it's not like it'd be hard to kill. Plus, for a dog like a pit bull, feeling under siege may have caused it to become aggressive and thus marked for death by the officers. I don't blame the owner for going out for justice; this whole situation is sadder than The Onion Movie.


Nice.
 
2011-09-02 12:23:23 PM

jigger: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.


I wonder if you did a real slow cook with a smoker if you could get fighting rooster meat to be tender
 
2011-09-02 12:24:19 PM

Headso: jigger: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.

I wonder if you did a real slow cook with a smoker if you could get fighting rooster meat to be tender


So you prefer tender cock?
 
2011-09-02 12:27:45 PM

masercot: They brought a tank to bust up a cock-fighting ring?


You didn't see these cocks:
chicken-dinner.com
 
2011-09-02 12:28:07 PM

khyberkitsune: I wish i could go head-to-head-to-head against Segal and Arpaio.

I would introduce them to some real police brutality.

To hell with both of those cowards.Bring it, you old farkwits. Time for the newer generation to kick your ass out.


No, liberals are never guilty of incendiary language, oh no. It's only the right that does that, amiright?
 
2011-09-02 12:29:03 PM

jigger: Headso: jigger: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.

I wonder if you did a real slow cook with a smoker if you could get fighting rooster meat to be tender

So you prefer tender cock?


Not all prefer hard cock.
 
2011-09-02 12:33:53 PM

sure haven't: Official quote from a cop: "that's just a load of crap"

Yeah that sounds real.

*eye roll*


It's linked right there in the article. He said it to local ABC News.
 
2011-09-02 12:35:13 PM

OnlyM3: This same arpaio

On July 23, 2004 SWAT served a search warrant looking for "a stockpile of illegal automatic weapons and armor-piercing pistol ammunition" that they believed was hidden at an upscale home. In the course of serving the warrant, multiple tear gas cartridges were launched into the home. The result of which was the home catching fire.

During the fire, SWAT forced the homeowner's 10-month-old pit bull puppy back into the home with a fire extinguisher, causing the dog's death. It was reported that the officers laughed over the incident.

Also, the armored personnel carrier used during the assault ran over and damaged a neighbor's vehicle when its brakes failed. Police recovered two weapons; one antique shotgun; and one 9mm pistol. Both weapons are legal to own in Arizona. After failing to find illicit weapons the police served an arrest warrant for the owner who was also wanted on a misdemeanor warrant for failing to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on a couple of traffic citations

Fark them both. The only good cop is...



What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.
 
2011-09-02 12:36:58 PM
Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


He was raising them for show! They were just for show!

I guess he just likes showing them....a LOT.
 
2011-09-02 12:38:08 PM

mongbiohazard: What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.


You don't understand how blasting a dog in the face with chemical foam would kill it?
 
2011-09-02 12:39:08 PM

mongbiohazard: OnlyM3: This same arpaio

On July 23, 2004 SWAT served a search warrant looking for "a stockpile of illegal automatic weapons and armor-piercing pistol ammunition" that they believed was hidden at an upscale home. In the course of serving the warrant, multiple tear gas cartridges were launched into the home. The result of which was the home catching fire.

During the fire, SWAT forced the homeowner's 10-month-old pit bull puppy back into the home with a fire extinguisher, causing the dog's death. It was reported that the officers laughed over the incident.

Also, the armored personnel carrier used during the assault ran over and damaged a neighbor's vehicle when its brakes failed. Police recovered two weapons; one antique shotgun; and one 9mm pistol. Both weapons are legal to own in Arizona. After failing to find illicit weapons the police served an arrest warrant for the owner who was also wanted on a misdemeanor warrant for failing to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on a couple of traffic citations

Fark them both. The only good cop is...


What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.


I imagine the chemicals in the fire extinguisher would kill the dog, after the foam gets into the dog's eyes and nose and mouth and prevents the dog from breathing.
 
2011-09-02 12:41:56 PM

mongbiohazard: OnlyM3: This same arpaio

On July 23, 2004 SWAT served a search warrant looking for "a stockpile of illegal automatic weapons and armor-piercing pistol ammunition" that they believed was hidden at an upscale home. In the course of serving the warrant, multiple tear gas cartridges were launched into the home. The result of which was the home catching fire.

During the fire, SWAT forced the homeowner's 10-month-old pit bull puppy back into the home with a fire extinguisher, causing the dog's death. It was reported that the officers laughed over the incident.

Also, the armored personnel carrier used during the assault ran over and damaged a neighbor's vehicle when its brakes failed. Police recovered two weapons; one antique shotgun; and one 9mm pistol. Both weapons are legal to own in Arizona. After failing to find illicit weapons the police served an arrest warrant for the owner who was also wanted on a misdemeanor warrant for failing to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on a couple of traffic citations

Fark them both. The only good cop is...


What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.


Read the post u quoted.

Let me help ye: the house caught fire from tear gas cylinders launched into it.

As a result the puppy was in a burning building. Now my basic degree in fark obviousology tells me that being in a burning building may not be conducive to ones physical health. I am not an expert however, could any fark phd's weigh in?

/not every day I am not th one being talked to like that.
 
2011-09-02 12:42:29 PM

masercot: They brought a tank to bust up a cock-fighting ring?



What has Segal got against cock rings?
 
2011-09-02 12:43:02 PM

JLEM: mongbiohazard: What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.

You don't understand how blasting a dog in the face with chemical foam would kill it?


Or the fact that the house was on fire at the time.
 
Bf+
2011-09-02 12:46:04 PM
Not only is Steven Segal an aloof, out of reach, asshole, he is a dangerous man. Not content with merely acting, he actually believes he's some sort of mercenary for justice. He apparently believes he actually is the characters he plays in movies. He now claims he's a patriot out for justice, but he's really a nut-ball actor, submerged in his own ego, simply out for a kill. Now he has a reality TV show, he thinks he's above the law. Is it any surprise he killed a puppy? It's not like they're hard to kill. I'm just surprised the puppy wasn't pistol whipped personally by Segal, as he towered over the poor dog. I can imagine him saying "today you die" before plunging a machete into the belly of the beast. Something something clementine.
 
2011-09-02 12:46:39 PM

mongbiohazard: What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.


It was a dalmatian, so it died of irony overload.
 
2011-09-02 12:49:08 PM
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2011-09-02 12:49:37 PM

Bf+: Not only is Steven Segal an aloof, out of reach, asshole, he is a dangerous man. Not content with merely acting, he actually believes he's some sort of mercenary for justice. He apparently believes he actually is the characters he plays in movies. He now claims he's a patriot out for justice, but he's really a nut-ball actor, submerged in his own ego, simply out for a kill. Now he has a reality TV show, he thinks he's above the law. Is it any surprise he killed a puppy? It's not like they're hard to kill. I'm just surprised the puppy wasn't pistol whipped personally by Segal, as he towered over the poor dog. I can imagine him saying "today you die" before plunging a machete into the belly of the beast. Something something clementine.



Why do you keep using the word "acting" when referring to Steven Seagal?

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2011-09-02 12:49:53 PM

jigger: Headso: jigger: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.

I wonder if you did a real slow cook with a smoker if you could get fighting rooster meat to be tender

So you prefer tender cock?


Moist cock is always better than dry cock. The slow cook will keep the juices in until you can put it in your mouth. The roll your tongue and feel the heft of the meat within, then enjoy the burst of juices and flavor as you massage the juicy cock between your lips.
 
2011-09-02 12:52:18 PM

Jynxed: jigger: Headso: jigger: javery: Funny that the guy is so concerned with animal cruelty given that his place was raided for cock fighting and they found over 100 roosters there.


Funny that the cops were so concerned with animal cruelty that they euthanized all 100 roosters and killed a puppy.

I wonder if you did a real slow cook with a smoker if you could get fighting rooster meat to be tender

So you prefer tender cock?

Moist cock is always better than dry cock. The slow cook will keep the juices in until you can put it in your mouth. The roll your tongue and feel the heft of the meat within, then enjoy the burst of juices and flavor as you massage the juicy cock between your lips.


/b/_fappic.gif
 
2011-09-02 12:53:30 PM

Jynxed: Moist cock is always better than dry cock. The slow cook will keep the juices in until you can put it in your mouth. The roll your tongue and feel the heft of the meat within, then enjoy the burst of juices and flavor as you massage the juicy cock between your lips.


You should ghost write for Danielle Steele.
 
2011-09-02 12:57:13 PM

SnakeMan: khyberkitsune: I wish i could go head-to-head-to-head against Segal and Arpaio.

I would introduce them to some real police brutality.

To hell with both of those cowards.Bring it, you old farkwits. Time for the newer generation to kick your ass out.

No, liberals are never guilty of incendiary language, oh no. It's only the right that does that, amiright?


You call me a liberal. You are a fool.

/party of common sense
 
2011-09-02 01:00:55 PM
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cock meat sandwiches?
 
2011-09-02 01:02:11 PM

khyberkitsune: SnakeMan: khyberkitsune: I wish i could go head-to-head-to-head against Segal and Arpaio.

I would introduce them to some real police brutality.

To hell with both of those cowards.Bring it, you old farkwits. Time for the newer generation to kick your ass out.

No, liberals are never guilty of incendiary language, oh no. It's only the right that does that, amiright?

You call me a liberal. You are a fool.

/party of common sense


But you admit you are not a right-winger. And yet, there you are with all that incendiary language, advocating brutality against elected officials, no less. I mean who are you, Jared Loughner?
 
2011-09-02 01:06:14 PM
Meh. I was hoping he had killed it with the Anderson Silva/Steven Segal kick.
 
2011-09-02 01:08:44 PM

SnakeMan: khyberkitsune: SnakeMan: khyberkitsune: I wish i could go head-to-head-to-head against Segal and Arpaio.

I would introduce them to some real police brutality.

To hell with both of those cowards.Bring it, you old farkwits. Time for the newer generation to kick your ass out.

No, liberals are never guilty of incendiary language, oh no. It's only the right that does that, amiright?

You call me a liberal. You are a fool.

/party of common sense

But you admit you are not a right-winger. And yet, there you are with all that incendiary language, advocating brutality against elected officials, no less. I mean who are you, Jared Loughner?


This exchange is more retarded than Arpaio and Seagal combined.
 
2011-09-02 01:09:03 PM

DORMAMU: mongbiohazard: OnlyM3: This same arpaio

On July 23, 2004 SWAT served a search warrant looking for "a stockpile of illegal automatic weapons and armor-piercing pistol ammunition" that they believed was hidden at an upscale home. In the course of serving the warrant, multiple tear gas cartridges were launched into the home. The result of which was the home catching fire.

During the fire, SWAT forced the homeowner's 10-month-old pit bull puppy back into the home with a fire extinguisher, causing the dog's death. It was reported that the officers laughed over the incident.

Also, the armored personnel carrier used during the assault ran over and damaged a neighbor's vehicle when its brakes failed. Police recovered two weapons; one antique shotgun; and one 9mm pistol. Both weapons are legal to own in Arizona. After failing to find illicit weapons the police served an arrest warrant for the owner who was also wanted on a misdemeanor warrant for failing to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on a couple of traffic citations

Fark them both. The only good cop is...


What I don't understand is how scaring a dog back into it's house with a fire extinguisher would kill it.

Read the post u quoted.

Let me help ye: the house caught fire from tear gas cylinders launched into it.

As a result the puppy was in a burning building. Now my basic degree in fark obviousology tells me that being in a burning building may not be conducive to ones physical health. I am not an expert however, could any fark phd's weigh in?

/not every day I am not th one being talked to like that.



You know what? Yeah, I do feel dumb now. That would also explain the other question I was thinking which was "why were they using a fire extinguisher in the first place?" Chemicals from the fire extinguisher I wouldn't think would necessarily be all that toxic (not to say the things are squirting out vitamins), but a burning building, yeah, that'll do it...

And for the record, I think modern SWAT tactics are out of control. I remember when they started militarizing police forces back in the day, to combat the drug threat... and it's just spiraled out of control since then.
 
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