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(Some Guy)   Hey guys, I found these brownies my son made in the freezer at home and thought I'd bring them in to work for us all to enjoy at coffee break and PLANETARY BEAT BLACKTHORN CRIBBLE   (timescolonist.com) divider line 126
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2011-09-02 10:13:18 AM  
Tried the brownie method once, they were hard to keep lit.
 
2011-09-02 10:13:29 AM  

AbbeySomeone: That never would have happened in America.

That's what i thought.
In addition to lawsuits, jail time, fines, and community service what else would they do?


They'd have shot his dog.
If he didn't have a dog, they'll bring a stray puppy in from the pound.
After it has nuzzled his face for a while and he got a good "daw" going,
then they shoot the dog.
 
2011-09-02 10:22:06 AM  

Trilithon: Tried the brownie method once, they were hard to keep lit.


You aren't supposed to light them. They're potsicles.
 
2011-09-02 10:22:21 AM  

GoldDude: I don't buy this story. I think it's more likely the worker was tired of getting their snacks stolen out of the fridge, and wanted to identify the unauthorized snackers.


You use disguised Ex-Lax for that. It's funnier.

/Why yes, I did that once.
 
2011-09-02 10:27:48 AM  

logieal: /And brownies. That makes four.


I laughed WAAAAAY too much at that image.
 
2011-09-02 10:37:15 AM  
www.thekitchn.com

Wanted for questioning. Farkers, I am disappoint. No love for I Love You, Alice B. Toklas, one of the funniest Peter Sellers films ever?

I found some brownies! (new window)
 
2011-09-02 10:37:45 AM  

Lamune_Baba: AbbeySomeone: That never would have happened in America.

That's what i thought.
In addition to lawsuits, jail time, fines, and community service what else would they do?

They'd have shot his dog.
If he didn't have a dog, they'll bring a stray puppy in from the pound.
After it has nuzzled his face for a while and he got a good "daw" going,
then they shoot the dog.


farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2011-09-02 10:43:57 AM  

tkil: The sidebar served up a Fark-worthy headline:

Riot report: Too many people, too few cops, too much booze


sounds like a good start to a friday
 
2011-09-02 11:16:27 AM  

natmar_76: You accidentally ingest a little marijuana and the first thing you run to the hospital? What are you, stupid? Do you go to the hospital after drinking a beer, too?

Only way that makes any sense is if the company was covering its ass for liability reasons.


1. You don't know the quantity, so assuming "a little" is dumb.
2. You don't know that the ingestees have any experience with being stoned.

CSB: I once baked a batch of brownies, ate one, and also ate all the crumbs left over from cutting them. They ended up being super-strong, and I ended up laying on the floor for a few hours, because the room was spinning much too fast for me to stand. I can see how someone unaware of what they were ingesting might go to the hostpital, especially if they ate more than one brownie.
 
2011-09-02 11:16:50 AM  

farkin_Gary: -poisoning-

Yeah right.


It's "poisoning" if you don't want to get high. So yeah.
 
2011-09-02 11:20:48 AM  

Smackledorfer: malaktaus: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.

Nah I agree with him. How much do you buy at once that you can't keep track?

Even if I set it in the wrong drawer I would still know that I had some and look for it.


It's not how much you buy at once, it's how stoned you are when you have the brilliant idea for a new hiding place*. Short-term memory impairment makes is easily possible to forget that new hiding place. I agree, though, that brownies in the freezer does not sound like that sort of scenario.

*I have the dual problem that my GF will smoke it all, if she knows where it is, so I'm always looking for better hiding places, so there's some left when I want it AND we don't want her kids to find it, so I'm always thinking up better hiding spots.
 
2011-09-02 12:17:57 PM  
SumoJeb: that stuff is so prolific I have had garbage bags (10 - 15 pounds) of dried bud sitting in the back of my truck and I threw it out blah

I.

WILL.

SLAP.

YOU!!


with my tiny tiny paw

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2011-09-02 12:19:46 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com

Gotta go. Pizza guy's here.
 
2011-09-02 12:37:36 PM  
Any, see, I'm stuck in small town Indiana, and can't afford to pay 20 a gram for good bud. I can afford 45 a quad for "commercial" and only that once every paycheck. So I keep good track of my small amount of crap weed.
 
2011-09-02 01:28:22 PM  
Beat Blackthorne?

i2.listal.com
 
2011-09-02 01:39:50 PM  

Mentalpatient87: 20 a gram for good bud


That makes me sad.

/another practically-free-weed-in-BC guy
/PRACTICALLY free!? Who am I kidding. 'Tis the season.....
/EWSFTW
 
2011-09-02 02:32:28 PM  
Makes you sad, makes my farkin' balls hurt...
 
2011-09-02 03:48:53 PM  
FTA: No action was taken even though a criminal charge of possession of a controlled substance or administering a noxious substance could have been laid.

In america they would have charged him with a terrorist act or attempted murder. Say what you wish of canadia, folks there got more sense.
 
2011-09-02 05:01:53 PM  

jabelar: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

This article is from British Columbia. Weed is pretty much free there, and as per the story not really prosecuted much. So it isn't such a precious commodity that you keep track of it all.


Ummm, no and no. Cops will still write you a ticket or give you a long lecture on the inherit dangers of drugs, blah blah blah. Also, here pot is pot. Doesn't matter that only bud gets you (noticeably) high; if you're caught with a garbage bag full of stems, leaves and cuttings, they will weigh it and charge you for it, even though you'd have to smoke a pound of the crap to get glazed and couldn't give it away. Also it's still $200 an oz.
 
2011-09-02 08:39:22 PM  
nekom: I've never ingested pot in that particular fashion, but I'd have to think that even having had it before, if I got those symptoms unexpectedly, I'd probably be freaked out. I can't imagine what someone who's never been high must feel like. I hear eating it is QUITE different.


Yeah it is fun. It's not "QUITE" difference though It's more of a body stone experience, when edibles hit you the first time you get a "whoa" feeling, I find edibles make it a bit harder for me to concentrate when taken in potent quantities.

/Simmer some hash in a bit of butter for about an hour
//Whoa
 
2011-09-02 08:44:48 PM  
Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?


I lose bud from time to time and I'm pretty spendthrift when it comes to my nugs. In fact, I just found an old bowl of some dank packed away in an old piece in the garage the other day. I'm usually pretty good about not misplacing it though.
 
2011-09-02 10:09:24 PM  
Barney Miller also had incredible intro/credits music...
 
2011-09-03 12:34:36 AM  
What the article fails to mention is that this happend at the Canadian Revenue Agency office. That's the IRS of the North.
 
2011-09-03 12:28:59 PM  
You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shiat, Fabious, please.

brightcove.vo.llnwd.net
 
2011-09-03 12:52:07 PM  
Fridge pants! (new window)
 
2011-09-03 05:33:56 PM  

Inhalien: jabelar: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

This article is from British Columbia. Weed is pretty much free there, and as per the story not really prosecuted much. So it isn't such a precious commodity that you keep track of it all.

Ummm, no and no. Cops will still write you a ticket or give you a long lecture on the inherit dangers of drugs, blah blah blah. Also, here pot is pot. Doesn't matter that only bud gets you (noticeably) high; if you're caught with a garbage bag full of stems, leaves and cuttings, they will weigh it and charge you for it, even though you'd have to smoke a pound of the crap to get glazed and couldn't give it away. Also it's still $200 an oz.


You're buying from the wrong guy

/Picked up my last O for 130
 
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