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(Some Guy)   Hey guys, I found these brownies my son made in the freezer at home and thought I'd bring them in to work for us all to enjoy at coffee break and PLANETARY BEAT BLACKTHORN CRIBBLE   (timescolonist.com) divider line 126
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2011-09-01 08:41:51 PM
Who the hell thinks eating year old freezer burned brownies is a good idea? Much less pot brownies.
 
2011-09-01 08:49:32 PM

Bunnyhat: Who the hell thinks eating year old freezer burned brownies is a good idea? Much less pot brownies.


I'm sure that's why they had to go to the hospital afterwards.

No stomach pumping needed. Just lots more TP.
 
2011-09-01 08:58:16 PM
Victoria office workers go to hospital after unwittingly eating pot brownies

OK, so I thought my urge to don fishnet stockings and sing tunes from "Cabaret" was weird whenever I ate pot brownies was unusual.

I feel better about myself now.

/it's not unusual...
 
2011-09-01 09:02:46 PM
I, for one, would welcome "Bring your pot brownies to work Day".

/so when it's bring your kid to work day, I could laugh at them
 
2011-09-01 09:05:57 PM
Her son had baked the chocolate treats a year ago, stored them in the freezer and forgotten about them.

Dude, how can that be?
 
2011-09-01 09:06:28 PM
I should have offered them some "Cool" aid, too....
 
2011-09-01 09:09:33 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-01 09:23:03 PM
A friend of mine used to make her own cigarettes with one of those little devices. Hers would have a little hash in there with the tobacco. One day her dad was out of cigarettes and grabbed some of hers to take to work.

He was a prison guard.

He never said anything about it, so we don't know what happened.
 
2011-09-01 09:23:37 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Her son had baked the chocolate treats a year ago, stored them in the freezer and forgotten about them.

Dude, how can that be?


How can what be?
 
2011-09-01 09:29:43 PM

bingethinker: A friend of mine used to make her own cigarettes with one of those little devices. Hers would have a little hash in there with the tobacco. One day her dad was out of cigarettes and grabbed some of hers to take to work.

He was a prison guard.

He never said anything about it, so we don't know what happened.


I'm guessing he was extremely popular among the clientel that day.
 
2011-09-01 09:31:17 PM

TheOther: AlwaysRightBoy: Her son had baked the chocolate treats a year ago, stored them in the freezer and forgotten about them.

Dude, how can that be?

How can what be?


People looking for the red balloon. Duh
 
2011-09-01 09:37:08 PM
Barney Miller did it.
 
2011-09-01 09:41:17 PM
I've never ingested pot in that particular fashion, but I'd have to think that even having had it before, if I got those symptoms unexpectedly, I'd probably be freaked out. I can't imagine what someone who's never been high must feel like. I hear eating it is QUITE different.
 
2011-09-01 09:50:19 PM
Three employees, all at once, had been taken to hospital with similar symptoms, including light-headedness, numbness in the limbs and disorientation.

Oh bullshiat. I once found an ancient 5x edible in, um, my friend's freezer, and, um, he ate it and was fine. More than fine, that shiat farked me up for hours. farked him up.

fark.
 
2011-09-01 09:56:39 PM

nekom: I've never ingested pot in that particular fashion, but I'd have to think that even having had it before, if I got those symptoms unexpectedly, I'd probably be freaked out. I can't imagine what someone who's never been high must feel like. I hear eating it is QUITE different.


Once in Amsterdam, our skiing group fed my wife space cakes for breakfast. Her reply was what are you guys laughing about
/not saying it was the smartest thing to do
 
2011-09-01 10:00:40 PM
Stop bogarting the brownies, man.
 
2011-09-01 10:26:13 PM
subby: planetary beat blackthorn cribble

i.cr3ation.co.uk
THC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2011-09-01 10:27:11 PM
CRIBBLE

Muggins for two.
 
j4x
2011-09-01 10:28:53 PM
"No action was taken even though a criminal charge of possession of a controlled substance or administering a noxious substance could have been laid. However, it is expected that the son will take part in community work to hold him accountable."

What a reasonable response.

That never would have happened in America.
 
2011-09-01 10:44:26 PM
media.thedailyswarm.com
Office party!
 
2011-09-01 11:03:12 PM

gameshowhost: CRIBBLE

Muggins for two.


+1 for nobs.
 
2011-09-01 11:08:08 PM
Hahaha, Victoria is hilarious
 
2011-09-01 11:19:05 PM

Bunnyhat: Who the hell thinks eating year old freezer burned brownies is a good idea? Much less pot brownies.


crumble a bit of butter on a frozen one and nuke it for about a minute or two. Scarf it down and get somewhere comfortable for the next 4 to 6 hours.
 
2011-09-01 11:44:18 PM

j4x: "No action was taken even though a criminal charge of possession of a controlled substance or administering a noxious substance could have been laid. However, it is expected that the son will take part in community work to hold him accountable."

What a reasonable response.

That never would have happened in America.


This isn't just Canada, it's Victoria. This probably happens 3 times a week there. I'm surprised it made the papers, must have been a slow news day.
 
2011-09-01 11:44:31 PM
JerseyTim: t1.gstatic.com

HAH!
First thing I thought of.
 
2011-09-02 12:20:26 AM

BKITU: gameshowhost: CRIBBLE

Muggins for two.

+1 for nobs.


PISS. Totes missed that, brah. Preggers.
 
2011-09-02 02:17:44 AM

Bunnyhat: Who the hell thinks eating year old freezer burned brownies is a good idea? Much less pot brownies.


If they were packed away decently, they'd still be good, and sweets actually keep rather well in a freezer (Try tossing marshmallows in there and coming back in a couple weeks - with the bag open a bit too - delicious). Heat that brownie up to the point of overheating and then let it cool so its a little crunch where its drier than usual, but fudgy in the middle. MmmMMMM good.
 
2011-09-02 02:18:28 AM
The sidebar served up a Fark-worthy headline:

Riot report: Too many people, too few cops, too much booze
 
2011-09-02 02:23:42 AM
biatch needs to clean her fridge out.
 
2011-09-02 02:24:20 AM

j4x: "No action was taken even though a criminal charge of possession of a controlled substance or administering a noxious substance could have been laid. However, it is expected that the son will take part in community work to hold him accountable."

What a reasonable response.

That never would have happened in America.


That's what i thought.
In addition to lawsuits, jail time, fines, and community service what else would they do?
 
2011-09-02 02:25:54 AM

SmackLT: subby: planetary beat blackthorn cribble

[i.cr3ation.co.uk image 320x240]
THC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


Seriously, somebody watched Reefer Madness a few too many times. Acid can be like that sometimes thoughLink (new window)
 
2011-09-02 02:31:07 AM
-poisoning-

Yeah right.
 
2011-09-02 02:35:34 AM

BKITU: Barney Miller did it.


Right after going down to the beach and shooting some clams.

\mushy, mushy
\\getting a lot of milage out of this reference
 
2011-09-02 02:38:32 AM
I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?
 
2011-09-02 02:40:20 AM

Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?


He's either a chronic stoner or somebody's fibbing.
 
Nib
2011-09-02 02:40:53 AM
Oh my god did any of them pull through?
 
2011-09-02 02:41:58 AM

Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?


I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.
 
2011-09-02 02:43:15 AM

Bunnyhat: Who the hell thinks eating year old freezer burned brownies is a good idea? Much less pot brownies.


That's the excuse you make up so you don't get fired and prosecuted for your prank
 
2011-09-02 02:44:17 AM

Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?!


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2011-09-02 02:44:41 AM
Pot brownies?

The mother should have been tazed and I'm surprised the kid wasn't shot dead on sight by police. If not, certainly scar his record up enough he can't live a productive life.

What's that? Oh, Canada you say?
That makes sense.
 
2011-09-02 02:45:51 AM

malaktaus: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.


I just found a nug of medical grade stashed in my cupboard. It was sweet!
 
2011-09-02 02:48:34 AM

malaktaus: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.


Nah I agree with him. How much do you buy at once that you can't keep track?

Even if I set it in the wrong drawer I would still know that I had some and look for it.
 
2011-09-02 02:53:46 AM

Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?


I once found a very big nugget in an empty tape case (dates this story a bit, eh?) in the back seat of my truck. The scary part was that me and that truck had crossed the border into the US several times in the months before (bar mitzvah in seattle, concert at the gorge, bumbershoot, cottage in point roberts) and that nugget had been there for a long long time.

/only users lose drugs
 
2011-09-02 02:58:14 AM

Smackledorfer: malaktaus: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.

Nah I agree with him. How much do you buy at once that you can't keep track?

Even if I set it in the wrong drawer I would still know that I had some and look for it.


Yeah, you'd look for it, and if you put it in a super-secret extra clever hiding place because you were stoned and paranoid you might not find it. What then? I'll tell you what then: your mom takes it to work and inadvertently gives it to her coworkers a year later, that's what then.
 
2011-09-02 02:59:54 AM
I'm so high...

QUICK, TO THE HOSPITAL!



cognitivity.org
Oh, yeah, like THAT'S going to help...
 
2011-09-02 03:00:19 AM
ok whats : planetary beat blackthorn cribble

about ?
 
2011-09-02 03:02:13 AM

malaktaus: I don't believe you've ever smoked weed.


Well that's not nice..

malaktaus: You seriously haven't misplaced weed before?


No, especially not for a whole year in a place so obvious and accessed by the rest of the family as the freezer.. I'm too broke to be losing my drugs, so I make sure I know where it is until it's gone.

malaktaus: Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up.


What an idiot, then. Maybe I'm overly paranoid but I just don't "give up" when I'm looking for incriminating contraband. Especially incriminating contraband that I wanna get stoned with.
 
2011-09-02 03:04:31 AM
I can't say that I've ever tried eating pot (yes, I know it's a bit more complex than that... simmering it at a low temp in butter and whatnot, since THC is fat soluble) but what kind of farking moran bakes pot brownies and FORGETS he's got them? No matter how baked you get, you NEVER forget where your weed is, even if it's in delicious brownies.
 
2011-09-02 03:06:03 AM

malaktaus: Smackledorfer: malaktaus: Mentalpatient87: I don't get this. I know where every last iota of weed I have is. Who the hell leaves drugs just lying around for a whole goddamn YEAR?! Does this kid never raid the fridge?

I don't believe you've ever smoked weed. You seriously haven't misplaced weed before? Kid probably searched around frantically for a while, then gave up. He probably hid it behind the brussels sprouts or the ancient slice of cake from his parents wedding.

Nah I agree with him. How much do you buy at once that you can't keep track?

Even if I set it in the wrong drawer I would still know that I had some and look for it.

Yeah, you'd look for it, and if you put it in a super-secret extra clever hiding place because you were stoned and paranoid you might not find it. What then? I'll tell you what then: your mom takes it to work and inadvertently gives it to her coworkers a year later, that's what then.


Brownies in a freezer aren't supersecret. No freezer is that hard to rummage through. Not just one Brownie, but enough to take to work and share.

Defend being retarded all you want though I guess. :p
 
2011-09-02 03:06:21 AM
Good thing it wasn't "Bring your Daughter to Work Day."

i54.tinypic.com
 
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