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(Some Guy)   Kris Humphries is seated next to Kim Kardashian's sex tape co-star on flight to New Orleans..."Hi Kris I'm Ray J, I'm the guy who made your wife famous"   (fanphooey.com) divider line 67
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2011-09-01 11:23:39 AM
And you can call him Ray, or you can call him J....
 
2011-09-01 11:33:05 AM
Eskimo brothers!
 
2011-09-01 11:34:47 AM

BKITU: And you can call him Ray, or you can call him J....


but don't you sit Ray J next to Kris...

/What ever possessed anyone to think Ray J Johnson was funny...
 
2011-09-01 11:35:09 AM
Kris Humphries is seated next to Kim Kardashian's sex tape co-star on flight to New Orleans..."Hi Kris I'm Ray J, I'm the guy who made your wife famous gave you Chlamydia."
 
2011-09-01 11:36:01 AM
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2011-09-01 11:37:08 AM
More like I'm the guy who took a piss in your wife's mouth... Going to be really awkward when he meets Reggie.
 
2011-09-01 11:37:47 AM
Awwwwwwwwwkward

/dat ass
 
2011-09-01 11:40:42 AM
who and who?? what tape and where?
 
2011-09-01 11:42:24 AM
My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass is huge.
 
2011-09-01 11:45:51 AM
Who cares? I mean, other than modmins who compete over who can more quickly greenlight anything containing the word, "Kardashian," on this site?
 
2011-09-01 11:46:17 AM
Your in-flight entertainment today will be a short film of 3-B banging 3-C's wife.
 
2011-09-01 11:47:24 AM

FormlessOne: Who cares? I mean, other than modmins who compete over who can more quickly greenlight anything containing the word, "Kardashian," on this site?


You're written the second longest post on this thread so far. Obviously you care at least a little.
 
2011-09-01 11:54:29 AM

scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass is huge.


wow, i did not know that. was it to the ray j dude? or some other guy with a piss-on-you fetish? regardless, i love how that one statement shows how fake their relationship really is.
 
2011-09-01 11:57:08 AM

docbenspock: scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass is huge.

wow, i did not know that. was it to the ray j dude? or some other guy with a piss-on-you fetish? regardless, i love how that one statement shows how fake their relationship

TV show really is.

/FTFY
//I didn't know she was married previously either
 
2011-09-01 11:59:49 AM

docbenspock: wow, i did not know that. was it to the ray j dude? or some other guy with a piss-on-you fetish? regardless, i love how that one statement shows how fake their relationship really is


From what I understood (and this is coming from Kris) "Wow I can't believe she was married at 18! What else don't I know about her..." I don't think it was RayJ that she was married to, but I really do think he has no clue about the sex tape. He's just that dumb.

It was a horrible episode, luckily I had just installed New Vegas on my comp so I was messing with mods and only half listening while the gf watched. Something about a vacation and Kris throwing Kim into the water and her losing these expensive ass earrings and then finding them 5 minutes later but still acting like a total biatch. Yea it was bad.
 
2011-09-01 12:01:18 PM

Loomy: /FTFY
//I didn't know she was married previously either


Hey I didn't either, but c'mon if you're gonna marry a woman you should know about her past! And considering her entire past is on a wikipedia page, it isn't that hard to find out. Granted I may be giving Kris too much credit in assuming he can actually read.
 
2011-09-01 12:02:19 PM

SirAdrianDangerous: BKITU: And you can call him Ray, or you can call him J....

but don't you sit Ray J next to Kris...

/What ever possessed anyone to think Ray J Johnson was funny...


It was the 70s. We had astonishingly bad taste in comedy back then.

/look maw, that comedian has a paper bag over his head
//hahahahaha...Minnie Pearl just said "Hoooooooooow-DEE!!!"
///For god's sake, we thought Chevy Chase was the best thing about SNL
 
2011-09-01 12:04:10 PM
When I first saw that tape, it was pretty goddamn obvious they intended to release it, so it's hilarious when she claims otherwise.

Oh yeah, and dat ass.
 
2011-09-01 12:08:23 PM
She was married to some music producer when she was like 19. Her Dad was pissed and cut her off so it didn't last long! Embarrassed that I know that.

/going to hide in a corner now.
 
2011-09-01 12:08:27 PM

gunga galunga: SirAdrianDangerous: BKITU: And you can call him Ray, or you can call him J....

but don't you sit Ray J next to Kris...

/What ever possessed anyone to think Ray J Johnson was funny...

It was the 70s. We had astonishingly bad taste in comedy back then.

/look maw, that comedian has a paper bag over his head
//hahahahaha...Minnie Pearl just said "Hoooooooooow-DEE!!!"
///For god's sake, we thought Chevy Chase was the best thing about SNL


I don't know...The unknown comic had his moments...
 
2011-09-01 12:08:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: Loomy: /FTFY
//I didn't know she was married previously either

Hey I didn't either, but c'mon if you're gonna marry a woman you should know about her past! And considering her entire past is on a wikipedia page, it isn't that hard to find out. Granted I may be giving Kris too much credit in assuming he can actually read.


Oh, I just figured he was hamming it up for the cameras. I imagine he had that thought (quote in your previous post) at some point during their courtship, but there's no way he could've missed that. Then again, maybe I'm misnderestimating Kris Humphries.

I miss the good 'ol days of reality newlyweds shows: Jessica Simpson and that 98 degrees dude. He would just rag on her for being so dumb, and she'd biatch and moan about how hard her life was and how mean he was (for making fun of her). I know it was played up, but it was still hilarious.
 
2011-09-01 12:11:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass his paycheck from the Kardashians for going through with this is huge.


FTFY. It just makes for better TV to fake like he didn't know. Plus with the lockout and the fact that he's a free agent, gotta make money somehow.
 
2011-09-01 12:12:48 PM
Nice muffin-top

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2011-09-01 12:13:49 PM

gunga galunga: SirAdrianDangerous: BKITU: And you can call him Ray, or you can call him J....

but don't you sit Ray J next to Kris...

/What ever possessed anyone to think Ray J Johnson was funny...

It was the 70s. We had astonishingly bad taste in comedy back then.

/look maw, that comedian has a paper bag over his head
//hahahahaha...Minnie Pearl just said "Hoooooooooow-DEE!!!"
///For god's sake, we thought Chevy Chase was the best thing about SNL


Yeah, the bar was much lower. Much, much lower. It is hard now to understand why we found some of that stuff funny. Find Mel Brooks' bit on Johnny Carson as an "Indian Ichthiologist." They are laughing their asses off, and it is far from funny.
 
2011-09-01 12:16:38 PM

Marisyana: scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass his paycheck from the Kardashians for going through with this is huge.

FTFY. It just makes for better TV to fake like he didn't know. Plus with the lockout and the fact that he's a free agent, gotta make money somehow.


This. Nothing on that show is real and it is all scripted. This was their attempt to create some drama and conflict in the show.
 
2011-09-01 12:17:21 PM
"Yo,Kris! It's me,Ray J! Don't act like you don't know the guy who gave your wife a piss pass to tha good life. Just wanted to say congrats,brah!"
 
2011-09-01 12:21:36 PM

ongbok: Marisyana: scottydoesntknow: My girlfriend watches the show and while I was playing a game I heard the exchange of "Wow Kim you were married before us?" come from Kris. This guy didn't know she was freaking married! I'm willing to bet he has no clue she was even in a sex tape. His brain is as small as her ass his paycheck from the Kardashians for going through with this is huge.

FTFY. It just makes for better TV to fake like he didn't know. Plus with the lockout and the fact that he's a free agent, gotta make money somehow.

This. Nothing on that show is real and it is all scripted. This was their attempt to create some drama and conflict in the show.


Pffft, next you'll tell me Family Jewels is phony.
 
2011-09-01 12:25:13 PM

BendOverIGotYourBack: More like I'm the guy who took a piss in your wife's mouth... Going to be really awkward when he meets Reggie.


I keep hearing this, but only have seen clips of the tape. Was this filmed or just one of those Richard Gere gerbil rumors that everyone knows?
 
2011-09-01 12:26:53 PM
I've fapped to her tape several times and never seen the piss portion. Was it cut out of the commercial release? If so, where can I find it? I'm not even going to pretend that it's simply morbid curiosity - I'm really that sick, and will likely become turned on by it.

/honesty
 
2011-09-01 12:32:34 PM

SirAdrianDangerous: I don't know...The unknown comic had his moments...


Maybe. But I can't help but recall that he disappeared from the scene the moment he tried doing his routine without the bag.

Standard Deviant: Yeah, the bar was much lower. Much, much lower. It is hard now to understand why we found some of that stuff funny. Find Mel Brooks' bit on Johnny Carson as an "Indian Ichthiologist." They are laughing their asses off, and it is far from funny.


Haven't seen the bit and I'm sure it's painful, but I can chalk up the audience reaction to overall goodwill to the creator of some of the best comedies of all time.

To be fair, the 70s did have Mel Brooks in his prime, Monty Python, and Robin Williams on coke. So we did some things right.
 
2011-09-01 12:33:15 PM
Humphries should have been thanking Ray J. If it hadn't been for him, Kim Kardashian might not be the A-lister she is today,

A-lister? Seriosuly??
 
2011-09-01 12:35:13 PM
I thought Kim's mother released the tape, and that is what made her famous.
 
2011-09-01 12:40:34 PM

beerviewmirror: Humphries should have been thanking Ray J. If it hadn't been for him, Kim Kardashian might not be the A-lister she is today,

A-lister? Seriosuly??


Sadly, yes.
 
2011-09-01 12:45:34 PM

beerviewmirror: Humphries should have been thanking Ray J. If it hadn't been for him, Kim Kardashian might not be the A-lister she is today,

A-lister? Seriosuly??



Disturbingly, yeah, pretty much... It makes me want to find a new country to live in.
 
2011-09-01 12:50:35 PM
Meh.

"if he had smiled, why would he have smiled? to reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be the first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone, whereas he is neither first nor last nor alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity."
- from ulysses, joyce
 
2011-09-01 01:21:11 PM
Just getting fatter and fatter.....
 
2011-09-01 01:23:02 PM
I'm sure several cameramen were coincidentally filming Kris Humphries sitting on an airplane.
 
2011-09-01 01:23:45 PM

MSFT: Just getting fatter and fatter.....


Then get up and run around, fatty.
 
2011-09-01 01:25:40 PM
If this isn't Trolling I don't know what is!
 
2011-09-01 01:33:11 PM
Something about the way the headline is phrased bothers me. Ray J wasn't just a sex tape co-star, like some sort of stunt cock paid to be there. Ray J and Kim were lovers. They were dating. Why isn't Ray J described as her ex-boyfriend or ex-lover?

If Ray J were Scott Disick, would the submitter have used 'sex tape co-star'?
 
2011-09-01 01:33:38 PM
I saw the dude with a flat-top from Kid N Play on an airplane once, and so getting a kick out of these replies. I felt embarassed on his behalf because he was in coach, like me, so i didn't say anything. I don't think he banged my girlfriend, though.
 
2011-09-01 01:34:31 PM

CheekyChic: She was married to some music producer when she was like 19. Her Dad was pissed and cut her off so it didn't last long! Embarrassed that I know that.

/going to hide in a corner now.


That's the dude she threw under the bus claiming he abused her, right?
 
2011-09-01 01:35:33 PM
Did someone say 'sex tape?'
thumbs.dreamstime.com
Relax, I just use it to cover my eyes with
so I can't see the sin
the nasty, sweaty, hot sin,,,
yeah,,,
 
2011-09-01 01:42:06 PM
Worst. Sex tape. Ever.

I've banged deaf mute girls that made more noise than her.
 
2011-09-01 01:50:42 PM
You've banged deaf mute girls?

as in PLURAL?
 
2011-09-01 01:57:55 PM
Somewhere, there's an airline ticket agent laughing their arse off for coordinating this & collecting money from some trash rag newspaper.
 
2011-09-01 01:59:05 PM
I wonder if Ray J asked if Kim still wears a bra during sex?

/fake titties are still fake, wonder if Kris knows about those too...
 
2011-09-01 02:00:25 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: CheekyChic: She was married to some music producer when she was like 19. Her Dad was pissed and cut her off so it didn't last long! Embarrassed that I know that.

/going to hide in a corner now.

That's the dude she threw under the bus claiming he abused her, right?


Yep. They even tried to say that her ex and his cousin, who was her sister's boyfriend, were trying to sell naked pictures of her older sister taken when she was underage. However her ex and cousin were cleared, so many people think it was actually the Kardashians that were trying to sell the pictures. People suspect that when law enforcement got involved because somebody tipped them off that underage pictures of her sister were being shopped around, they blamed Kim's ex and his cousin.
 
2011-09-01 02:25:12 PM

bulok: who and who?? what tape and where?


Welcome to the internet, glad you could finally join us.
 
2011-09-01 02:30:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: You're written the second longest post on this thread so far. Obviously you care at least a little.


I care to the extent that it makes me wonder what sort of interesting story may now get the redlight because some moron greened another Kardashian thread instead. A story about a taco shaped like Melanie Griffith, perhaps. Or maybe a completely blank page.
 
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