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Wing walker becomes air dancer, a fluff piece on laundry detergent, and Higgs boson downgraded to "female orgasm": some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/21 - 8/27
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Not too much new to report on the Headline of the Year contest. We've now had four voting threads so far, which can be found here:
December * January * February * March
Next month I'm going to do the first quarter voting threads for subtabs: sports, geek, business, politics, and entertainment. Those will just take a bit of time to set up, but the time spent now is saving me a ton of time at the end of the year. Plus it's nice to take a look at the early candidates if you're a tab wonk.
So without further ado, here is this week's crop:
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-08-21 to Sat 2011-08-27:
Chicken lays world's tiniest egg. Farmers say that's gonna be hard to beat
Wing walker inadvertently becomes air dancer - then hole filler
Bank manager charged with stealing $100,000. Bank executives vow to promote her to the fullest extent of the law
Once again, Hawaii is named the happiest state in the union. Which makes sense considering there are tropical beaches everywhere, the weather is never too cold, and you can get leied everyday
China's now got/first world cred/they're working migrants/'till they're dead/Burma Slaves
Drowning ends breath-holding contest. Yeah, that would do it
Woman robs White Castle by crawling through small drive-up window. Cops quickly rule out all regular White Castle customers
Sperm whale washes ashore on Georgia coast, only about five hours from Cumming
"Irene's flooding could be a hundred-year event." Man, that's a really long flood
"Doing laundry may release carcinogens." Great -- another fluff piece
"Half of hospitals buy back-door drugs, new survey shows". They're called "suppositories", a*sholes
Maria Sharapova's rhythmic grunts and screams climax in victory after she squirts past her opponent, only a year after a thrashing by Clijsters
Detroit Lions sold out their first 'Monday Night Football' game since 2001 in 45 minutes. Upon hearing the news, QB Matt Stafford snapped his collarbone in half
For the first time ever, a Baltimore Ravens player *prevents* a stabbing
Existence of Higgs Boson downgraded from 'honest politician' to 'female orgasm'
Scientists say they have a special fluid that can magically rebuild damaged teeth. Subby was using that line back in college during the 90s
Scientists believe cars could run on newspaper. That's awesome, but what the hell is a newspaper?
Art experts accused of censorship by painting over numerous phalluses on medieval fresco during restoration. Critics call it a dick move
Peter Billingsly discovers dead guy in hotel room. A crummy cadaver? Son of a biatch
Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck expecting their third giant-jawed baby
After Perry's debut, can Bachmann turn her overdrive back on?
Christian fundraising firm CGBG loses sponsors over homophobic stance, failure to attract top punk bands
Biden discovers own version of time machine, possibly to become known as the reTARDIS
Heineken shares plunge on the news Drew Curtis has switched to bourbon
Bankers warn market crash could hit within weeks, but reassure public that their own personal bonuses won't be negatively affected
Warren Buffett invests $5 billion in Bank of America, is immediately charged a 3% overdeposit fee
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