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(Gawker)   Kim Kardashian's debut music video is complete ass   (gawker.com) divider line 69
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2011-08-30 05:05:38 AM  
She made another video?
 
2011-08-30 05:31:57 AM  
Christ, thanks for the Epilepsy inducing strobe effect.
 
2011-08-30 05:45:04 AM  
Ass it may be, but still:

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com

DAT ASS.
 
2011-08-30 06:46:34 AM  
DAT ASS is too damn big.
 
2011-08-30 07:01:34 AM  
Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh
 
2011-08-30 07:03:13 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Ass it may be, but still:

[cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 480x720]

D FAT ASS.


Someone should tell this skanky land whale to stop making videos.
 
2011-08-30 07:05:15 AM  

phoxxy: Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh


I'd say your question fits Dick Cheney far better.
 
2011-08-30 07:06:24 AM  

phoxxy: Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh


Political correctness?
 
2011-08-30 07:37:08 AM  

ThisNameSux: DAT ASS is too damn big.


Perhaps you should organise a grass-roots political movement dedicated to that principle.
 
2011-08-30 07:48:04 AM  

ThisNameSux: DAT ASS is too damn big.


She's a vapid, talentless attention whoring skank but Dat ass is not too big. Oh, it won't look good after she pops a couple of rug monkeys but right not...damn!
 
2011-08-30 07:48:46 AM  
img.photobucket.com

DAT ASS.
 
2011-08-30 07:48:51 AM  

Alphax: phoxxy: Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh

I'd say your question fits Dick Cheney far better.


Sure, while we're at it, he can join the list too.
 
2011-08-30 07:55:39 AM  
It's her only asset.
 
2011-08-30 08:09:39 AM  
Yes, that was awful, but to me it didn't seem any worse than the product of any other vapid, talentless attention whore trying (and in some cases succeeding) to become a pop singer by hiring a songwriter or two to produce some drivel and an engineer to mix a boring backing track and autotune it into something irritating and creatively void.

/The only people I hate more than them are the philistines with no taste who continue to buy their crap.
 
2011-08-30 08:20:46 AM  
Farking A.

I clicked on the link before I realized it was a Gawker link.

Just awful.
 
2011-08-30 08:38:32 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

The Director agrees.
 
2011-08-30 09:03:28 AM  
Do they use videos such as this to induce epileptic fits in people?
 
2011-08-30 09:04:14 AM  

deffuse: Christ, thanks for the Epilepsy inducing strobe effect.


Frak.
 
2011-08-30 09:05:52 AM  
Yes, that was awful, but to me it didn't seem any worse than the product of any other vapid, talentless attention whore trying (and in some cases succeeding) to become a pop singer by hiring a songwriter or two to produce some drivel and an engineer to mix a boring backing track and autotune it into something irritating and creatively void.

Meh. This.

It was bad...but so is pretty much pop music right now.

What I find funny is she is doing her best to push aside the fact that her celebrity status is due to her big ole round booty, and a very boring sex tape (my "dates" in college were more lively).

And what is the 1st thing she promotes in the video? That big ass.
 
2011-08-30 09:09:35 AM  
Watched the clip after work.. about as bad to listen to as most pop music, but pretty easy on the eyes.
 
2011-08-30 09:20:24 AM  
Wonder if she plays Magic: The Gathering

Link (new window)
 
kab
2011-08-30 09:30:17 AM  
Utterly generic pop tune that could have been 'performed' by any number of currently popular acts + body that enrages the FARK stick figure fap brigade = perfect combo for a troll thread.


Commence
 
2011-08-30 09:43:11 AM  

ThisNameSux: My Penis is too damn small for Dat Ass.


It's all about perspective.

/mine too
 
2011-08-30 09:48:50 AM  
I expected it to be worse. Not saying it is good, but my expectations were lower.

BTW...
Dat ass.

That is all.
 
2011-08-30 09:53:26 AM  
If you mute the video and take your anti-seizure meds and maybe a couple of drinks first, it's actually not all that bad.
 
2011-08-30 09:57:07 AM  
yep, she's no Cher Lloyd that's for sure...
 
2011-08-30 10:04:34 AM  

Gordon Bennett: /The only people I hate more than them are the philistines with no taste who continue to buy their crap.


THIS!!!!!! SO FREAKING MUCH THIS!!!
 
2011-08-30 10:06:38 AM  
She's trying to sell us on her sex appeal? We've already seen her have sex, and it looked boring as hell. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy it, but she's not going to sell me on the idea that she's a freak in bed or anything.
 
2011-08-30 10:32:13 AM  
Oh, it can't be that bad. Probably just the usual Fark overreaction to nothing importa-

*clicks link*

i881.photobucket.com

/ her ass is spectacular
 
2011-08-30 10:39:49 AM  
I thought it was pretty good.

My speakers are still not plugged in from hurricane Irene but what does that matter?
 
2011-08-30 10:44:31 AM  

phoxxy: Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh


upload.wikimedia.org

Determined to finish the job, are you?
 
2011-08-30 10:55:04 AM  
I think she's hot and all, but that VOICE. Seriously, what is it with chicks doing the high, nasally, little-girl voice? I work at a university and most of the chicks do this...is it hot to guys?? I have no idea...I know a chick that sounds like that only in public or around her husband - it drives me nuts... but when it's just us - she reverts back to normal. Weird.
 
2011-08-30 11:09:45 AM  
I had a stroke from that video
 
2011-08-30 11:28:24 AM  

rogue_L_chick: I think she's hot and all, but that VOICE. Seriously, what is it with chicks doing the high, nasally, little-girl voice? I work at a university and most of the chicks do this...is it hot to guys?? I have no idea...I know a chick that sounds like that only in public or around her husband - it drives me nuts... but when it's just us - she reverts back to normal. Weird.


This. I hate that shiat too. I don't find it hot at all, it's annoying as hell.
 
2011-08-30 11:34:01 AM  
Wow... it's like an Iron Chef episode where the secret ingredients are:

Someone who can't sing
Someone who can't write songs

You can wrap it in bacon and put a million dollars worth of truffles on it, but it's still going to suck.
 
2011-08-30 11:40:10 AM  

serial arseonist: I had a several strokes from that video


FTFM
 
2011-08-30 11:43:33 AM  
This woman has a fat ass.
 
2011-08-30 11:44:22 AM  
I'm still genuinely confused by this woman's relevance. Just a total blank. I can't figure it out.
 
2011-08-30 11:47:00 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I'm still genuinely confused by this woman's relevance. Just a total blank. I can't figure it out.


Her dad got off a criminal football player and she got off some law-abiding ones. That pretty much brings us up to speed.
 
2011-08-30 11:51:08 AM  

rogue_L_chick: I think she's hot and all, but that VOICE. Seriously, what is it with chicks doing the high, nasally, little-girl voice? I work at a university and most of the chicks do this...is it hot to guys?? I have no idea...I know a chick that sounds like that only in public or around her husband - it drives me nuts... but when it's just us - she reverts back to normal. Weird.


She's working "the system".
 
2011-08-30 11:54:38 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I'm still genuinely confused by this woman's relevance. Just a total blank. I can't figure it out.


Look at the first picture in the thread...
 
2011-08-30 12:00:27 PM  

Alphax: HotWingConspiracy: I'm still genuinely confused by this woman's relevance. Just a total blank. I can't figure it out.

Look at the first picture in the thread...


It's lovely, but it's also dime-a-dozen. I used to live in a Puerto Rican neighborhood. Divine ass isn't a vehicle to this kind of clout.
 
2011-08-30 12:05:21 PM  

phoxxy: Why are these people still allowed to exist?

/sigh


Because she's got a cute ass. That's reason enough for me.
 
2011-08-30 12:26:31 PM  
It wasn't complete ass - I saw head and boobs, too...
 
2011-08-30 12:29:33 PM  
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] Quote 2011-08-30 05:45:04 AM
Ass it may be, but still:


DAT ASS.


Is weird.
 
2011-08-30 12:41:23 PM  
with the sound off it is pretty farkin awesome in my opinion.
 
2011-08-30 12:46:48 PM  

stoli n coke: Her dad got off a criminal football player and she got off some law-abiding ones.


That is the most concise summary of her I've ever seen. Bravo, sir.
 
2011-08-30 12:59:34 PM  
img217.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-30 01:12:05 PM  
That song has guido sensation written all over it.
 
2011-08-30 01:31:55 PM  

Rose McGowan Loveslave: with the sound off it is pretty farkin awesome in my opinion.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ can't lie. can't front.
lot of homos/warren jeffs in this thread.
 
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