I thought the finale was perfect.

Haha +1 subs.

Casey Anthony: I thought the finale was perfect.

Hmm. An ending that pisses off everyone but 10 or 12 people? Yeah, you would like that type of ending, wouldn't you.

acaciaavenue: Hmm. An ending that pisses off everyone but 10 or 12 people? Yeah, you would like that type of ending, wouldn't you.

win

It's nice he's still working.

I actually liked the ending, but you know, you submit what works...

/subby

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that was a badass scene

Good for him, more women need a crotch punching.

In other news, everyone who hated the ending because it only appealed to "10 or 12 people" are the same people who would write an ending that would only appeal to 1 or 1 people.

Giver her the ol' uppercoont.

Wow I just lost all respect for this guy.

Everyone knows you punch women in the back of the head while farking them from behind and taking bong hits off their back.

The finale was great! So was BSG's.

Oh yeah I went there.

Cymbal: Wow I just lost all respect for this guy.

Everyone knows you punch women in the back of the head while farking them from behind and taking bong hits off their back. snorting lines off their ass.

This is not a very big deal. Unlike men, women have internal genitalia, so the nerves that cause pain when a man gets kicked in the balls is all nice and protected on the inside of a woman. This is why it's amusing/painful to watch a man get hit in the genitals and not a big deal when a women gets hit in the crotch. Try just hitting your wife/girlfriend/whatever with a love tap in that area when you get home and you'll see what I mean. The area is mostly numb so that child birth is less painful and so on. She'll barely feel it, even if you put a little force into it.

Is this his mugshot?


/it's not him
//does look like a fat, drunken brother, though

LDM90: The finale was great! So was BSG's.

Oh yeah I went there.

"The Lost ending made no sense!"
"Sure it did. A catastrophe would happen unless a single person was put through a set of trials by something not necessarily supernatural, (but in Asimov's adage: "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic") and found to be standing at the end; you had three: Hurley, Jack and Kate. Locke KNEW he wouldn't pass, but he also knew he was going to die. So he set in motion the final 'Trial' for the three; One stays, one dies, one protects after the other two are gone."
"Okay, but the Church..."
"Those were people who failed their trials, or made a sacrifice so others could succeed."
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT?!"
"The whole theme of the story.*"
"THEN HOW DID THEY ALL SURVIVE THE PLA...."
"Now you're understanding 'Reading between the lines'."
"...They were dead already?"
"Yep."
"But they weren't 'Spike Spiegel' clones?"
"No. No one was Jesus in Purgatory."
"Ooooh. So, basically, an ancient people made a device to stop Earth's destruction and the only way they could keep their tech secret was... to RANDOMLY KILL PEOPLE?!"
"Pretty much."
"Wow. That's a farking DARK show."
"Never understood why anyone thought otherwise after the third season, honestly."

* - Live together, Die alone.

//Hurley is probably the greatest example of how being a hero isn't about the guy who takes the bullet, it's the guy who sees it and volunteers to take the next one.

acaciaavenue: Casey Anthony: I thought the finale was perfect.

Hmm. An ending that pisses off everyone but 10 or 12 people? Yeah, you would like that type of ending, wouldn't you.

OMG perfect.

What's the point of punching a woman in the crotch? There's nothing there to hit.

I think if she really wanted to know how Lost fans felt, she would need Matthew Fox to show up at her house once a week for six years, punch her in the crotch, drink all her beer, fark her up the ass with the empty bottles, and shoot her dog. Then when she starts asking questions, tell her "Fark you, because I said that's the way it is and fark you if you don't get it."

Jedekai: LDM90: The finale was great! So was BSG's.

Oh yeah I went there.

"The Lost ending made no sense!"
"Sure it did. A catastrophe would happen unless a single person was put through a set of trials by something not necessarily supernatural, (but in Asimov's adage: "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic") and found to be standing at the end; you had three: Hurley, Jack and Kate. Locke KNEW he wouldn't pass, but he also knew he was going to die. So he set in motion the final 'Trial' for the three; One stays, one dies, one protects after the other two are gone."
"Okay, but the Church..."
"Those were people who failed their trials, or made a sacrifice so others could succeed."
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT?!"
"The whole theme of the story.*"
"THEN HOW DID THEY ALL SURVIVE THE PLA...."
"Now you're understanding 'Reading between the lines'."
"...They were dead already?"
"Yep."
"But they weren't 'Spike Spiegel' clones?"
"No. No one was Jesus in Purgatory."
"Ooooh. So, basically, an ancient people made a device to stop Earth's destruction and the only way they could keep their tech secret was... to RANDOMLY KILL PEOPLE?!"
"Pretty much."
"Wow. That's a farking DARK show."
"Never understood why anyone thought otherwise after the third season, honestly."

* - Live together, Die alone.

//Hurley is probably the greatest example of how being a hero isn't about the guy who takes the bullet, it's the guy who sees it and volunteers to take the next one.

That is not at all what the ending of the show was...were people watching the same show as me?!

/Personally I think the ending was perfect, as was the series as a whole

me and a bunch of friends got together for a lost finale party and we were all talking about our ideas on how it would end and how everything would rap up and i was thinking aliens or some super advanced technology or lizard people or something but we watched it and they were in heaven that looked like los angeles and they got to hug each other and go to the other heaven and it turns out it was a bunch of stuff that happened that didnt actually have any reason behind it, its like, 6 years of cliffhangers were all there just to get us so we can see everyone hug each other

best finale ever, i mean there were hugs and heaven and another heaven and there was something glowing or something and jack cried again and then there was a hug party

FTA : "This was my self-defence. This was the only way I could protect myself...from a man beating up on a woman."

Who talks that way? Sounds fishy.

Also, I loved Lost.

Aw man, Ovary Punch won't post. Oh well.

The show in a nutshell: developers hype the super-secret, every single fan figures out they're in Limbo, developers panic and steer the show in wildly different direction but end up using essentially Limbo in the finale.

/also, "its time travel!", "there is no time travel in the show", and then time travel.

Psh. I submitted this with an awesomer headline.

/he can punch my vagina a-n-y time he wants.
//call me, matty!

Cymbal: Wow I just lost all respect for this guy.

Everyone knows you punch women in the back of the head while farking them from behind and taking bong hits off their back.

DONKEY PUNCH!

/makes it tighten up
//so nice

And let me guess, after the incident Matthew Fox furrowed his brow, looked confused and his eyes got watery?

/that multi-faith come-to-the-light ending sucked smoke monster's balls

BadAdviceGuy: This is not a very big deal. Unlike men, women have internal genitalia, so the nerves that cause pain when a man gets kicked in the balls is all nice and protected on the inside of a woman. This is why it's amusing/painful to watch a man get hit in the genitals and not a big deal when a women gets hit in the crotch. Try just hitting your wife/girlfriend/whatever with a love tap in that area when you get home and you'll see what I mean. The area is mostly numb so that child birth is less painful and so on. She'll barely feel it, even if you put a little force into it.

Ahhhhh. Almost. I will grant you it's a new twist on the truth-in-advertising screen name principal. Kudos.

LowbrowDeluxe: BadAdviceGuy: This is not a very big deal. Unlike men, women have internal genitalia, so the nerves that cause pain when a man gets kicked in the balls is all nice and protected on the inside of a woman. This is why it's amusing/painful to watch a man get hit in the genitals and not a big deal when a women gets hit in the crotch. Try just hitting your wife/girlfriend/whatever with a love tap in that area when you get home and you'll see what I mean. The area is mostly numb so that child birth is less painful and so on. She'll barely feel it, even if you put a little force into it.

Ahhhhh. Almost. I will grant you it's a new twist on the truth-in-advertising screen name principal. Kudos.

..not sure...if...serious.

It definitely hurts, man. I would venture that it does not hurt as much as your precious balls taking a swat, but it does hurt. Eye wateringly so. And right now, I am 33 weeks pregnant; my pubic bones are all loosening and spreading. This also hurts like a biatch.

My inside balls are as cool as your outside balls. Also more attractive.

LiquidTester: me and a bunch of friends got together for a lost finale party and we were all talking about our ideas on how it would end and how everything would rap up and i was thinking aliens or some super advanced technology or lizard people or something but we watched it and they were in heaven that looked like los angeles and they got to hug each other and go to the other heaven and it turns out it was a bunch of stuff that happened that didnt actually have any reason behind it, its like, 6 years of cliffhangers were all there just to get us so we can see everyone hug each other

best finale ever, i mean there were hugs and heaven and another heaven and there was something glowing or something and jack cried again and then there was a hug party

i laughed 'til i cried. best "lost finale" post evar.

I think we're missing the point here.

Matthew Fox got punched in the face. Blood was drawn.

Where's the Hero Tag for her?

Next step are the ABC execs who made Jack the hero of the farking series when Abrams and crew wanted to kill him off.

/Not Guilty!

Earguy: And many miles away, something crawls to the surface of a dark Scottish loch.

The Madonna thread is a few down.

Worst. Finale. Ever.

I wouldn't have minded the ending had it not meant that all of the off island scenes for the last season were irrelevant to the plot.

I guess I'm getting too old, I was taught to never strike a woman no matter what. Walk away.

He was just trying to get on the bus because "We have to go back!"


//Last few seasons of L O S T s u c k e d.

Casey Anthony: I thought the finale was perfect.

The finale .WAS. perfect. All these butthurt Fark users can go fark themselves.

Your Average Witty Fark User: The finale .WAS. perfect. All these butthurt Fark users can go fark themselves.

You can say it was good, you can say you loved it, you can say lots of things, but perfect is one of the things that is actually quantifiable. If someone can find one thing wrong, it's not perfect, right?