GimpyNip: Surprise, surprise, surprise. Did anyone see Money in The Banks buy rate? I guess pushing a superstar geared towards the FWC who just pirates PPVs doesn't translate into cash. Too bad, that Waylon Mercy methadone clinic lookalike really could have been somebody. Turns out he had to tap out to reality. Who'd have thought that making snarky and obscure references to the 90's wouldn't sell? At the end of the day, CM Punk is Matt Hardy minus a potbelly.

1/10

Swerve and the awesome match in general at MITB is the true spark of interest for the smarks.

Keep trying. :)

I'll tune in for Kelly Kelly and that's it. That's one sexy woman.

FirstNationalBastard: Regular Greg Valentine

The trunks are Regular Greg Valentine. I hate him because I met "show up to wrestle in your backyard for 20 bucks" Greg Valentine at an event in White Plains last year. What a waste.

These always make me lol:

VKM calls Cena his nubian

Good Ol' JR and his ass

THAT'S PETE ROSE

Dudes. I'm at Raw right now. The number of little boys yelling for John Cena is completely astounding. I apologize for my fellow statespeople for what will happen tonight. I've been pounding beers and long islands since 2pm

ARMBAR!

Twitter is easier for me. I tweet @jarrettmoten. For any blurts I hear.

I've had tht JR remix in my favorites for a while.

Vince dropping a version of the N word I had not...

Hopefully we'll get another Fruity Pebbles Shirt throwback (new window) tonight.

Where's pestluvr?

Here, I'll see if I can draw her out:

What the hell is this homosexual crap doing on the sports tab? It's FAKE. It's SCRIPTED.

Jim from Saint Paul: Swerve and the awesome match in general at MITB is the true spark of interest for the smarks.

I know, and you do such a great job of supporting it by stealing internet feeds instead of dialing your cable provider and voting with your credit card. It's like R-Truth. The WWE never gets fully behind him because they think his fans will steal televisions. In fact, if you think about it, the only reason the WWE is pushing ADR is because it's a fact that most latin Americans are on dial-up and you can't stream PPVs on dial-up so they have to buy it. I went to one of those parties in Los Angeles. They had a pianta, tequilla, tamalas, and they were playing The Ketchup song on a loop. It was Summer Slam 2002 if my memory is correct. Best day of my life.

Jim from Saint Paul: Where's pestluvr?

Here, I'll see if I can draw her out:

What the hell is this homosexual crap doing on the sports tab? It's FAKE. It's SCRIPTED.

The promos are scripted, the winner is determined by the bookers/producers, but it's anything but fake. My left shoulder is still giving me Hell from a Moolah armbar.

GimpyNip: Jim from Saint Paul: Swerve and the awesome match in general at MITB is the true spark of interest for the smarks.

I know, and you do such a great job of supporting it by stealing internet feeds instead of dialing your cable provider and voting with your credit card. It's like R-Truth. The WWE never gets fully behind him because they think his fans will steal televisions. In fact, if you think about it, the only reason the WWE is pushing ADR is because it's a fact that most latin Americans are on dial-up and you can't stream PPVs on dial-up so they have to buy it. I went to one of those parties in Los Angeles. They had a pianta, tequilla, tamalas, and they were playing The Ketchup song on a loop. It was Summer Slam 2002 if my memory is correct. Best day of my life.

I'm just using Hustle (#1) to make sure I see the PPV and support John like he supports the troops.

I watched last weeks impact on DVR yesterday (first time I'd seen the show in over a year). I don't understand why Bubba Ray Dudley is one of their biggest stars. Who cares about Bubba Ray? Ric Flair also plays an old guy who swears a lot. And Sting is following his trend of ripping off movies 3 years after they came out. Instead of the Crow he's Heath Ledger's joker. They also have a Guido. Oh, and they have a tournament where you can't points in a singles tournament however they decided the points in 6 man tag match. Ken Kennedy also made his return and was promptly fired for botching a backdrop.

What the fark is this doing in the Entertainment tab. It hasn't been entertaining consistently since the early 2000s. Get back to the sports tab.

GimpyNip: I watched last weeks impact on DVR yesterday (first time I'd seen the show in over a year). I don't understand why Bubba Ray Dudley is one of their biggest stars. Who cares about Bubba Ray? Ric Flair also plays an old guy who swears a lot. And Sting is following his trend of ripping off movies 3 years after they came out. Instead of the Crow he's Heath Ledger's joker. They also have a Guido. Oh, and they have a tournament where you can't points in a singles tournament however they decided the points in 6 man tag match. Ken Kennedy also made his return and was promptly fired for botching a backdrop.

There are only 2 things off the top of my head that I find remotely interesting in TNA:

1- The TNA Knockouts
2- Beer Money

Everything else is basically a WCW / WWF retirement home.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Vince is a noted Republican. Get this shiat on Politics tab where it belongs

He's Republican and yet his champion is a Mexican...

KellyKellyKelly: Sports AND Entertainment tabs? Oh, modmins, you're so precious.

Basically seeing as how the FWC practically saved the Sports Tab between the annual Stanley Cup/Super Bowl/World Series threads maybe they're trying to help the Entertainment tab between the regular *insert celebrity here* did something dumb threads.

what's going on in here?

So, I've heard that sometime soon (this month) we can prepare for the return of (be ready to cross it off):

SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

MagSeven: They need to reform Legacy with Cody Rhodes, Ted Jr. and Michael MgGillicutty (change his name to Hennig). Maybe Vickie can manage them.
Until then.....
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MgGilli-Son, I am Disappoint.

Legacy seemed like a poor man's Evolution.

And they need to get rid of the mask/paper bag gimick for Cody. I remember when Smackdown honestly gave Raw competition but then again that was before the whole draft BS.

weigelt: DanZero: Some admin must have a sense of humor, because this thread is now also on the Entertainment tab

That'll make Smiths night

I figured that made more sense. Hey, the don't call WWE "sports entertainment" for nothing. Next thing you know we'll be pulling NASCAR and Golf from the Sports tab....sheesh!

Where is Smiths, I need a centered bold ramble statement. Hopefully we don't get a Russo based cat swerve.

Also, I want to see someone at a live even holding a Let's go Cena/Cena sucks sign

LegacyDL: MagSeven: They need to reform Legacy with Cody Rhodes, Ted Jr. and Michael MgGillicutty (change his name to Hennig). Maybe Vickie can manage them.
Until then.....
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MgGilli-Son, I am Disappoint.

Legacy seemed like a poor man's Evolution.

And they need to get rid of the mask/paper bag gimick for Cody. I remember when Smackdown honestly gave Raw competition but then again that was before the whole draft BS.

Rhodes and Thwagger need to form a tag team with some sort of lisp based gimmick.

This is on TV, and will be on youtube soon - get this shiat on the video tab.

/ARMBAR!

What has 16 teeth and an IQ of 60?



The audience at a pro wrestling event.

/They make a NASCAR race look like a Mensa meeting.