Quoted from last week's thread. Hat tip to those who originated this epic list.

1) I Said breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKNI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & Every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls

Made these o'er the weekend... :-)

And in other news, Botch Cara is gone replaced by Dos Cara.

And for that, he gets a title match against Del Rio tomorrow night on Smackdown.

Captain Steroid: Made these o'er the weekend... :-)

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Which episode was that from? I must have missed something last week...

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Made these o'er the weekend... :-)

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Which episode was that from? I must have missed something last week...

Del Rio jumped Cena after stealing winning his match against CM Punk shortly after 11 EDT.

Perfect timing by a WWE photographer + Me = NEW MEMES! :D
Perfect

You forgot: will CM Punk be pushed further down the card by having to face another has been?

Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Made these o'er the weekend... :-)

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Which episode was that from? I must have missed something last week...

Del Rio jumped Cena after stealing winning his match against CM Punk shortly after 11 EDT.

Perfect timing by a WWE photographer + Me = NEW MEMES! :D
Perfect

And speaking of New Memes (and as a preemptive howdy to the "IT AINT A SPURT IT'S ENTURTANMENT!!1111!1" people...)

BAH GAWD, GUYS, I GET TO JOIN IN TONIGHT!

Today is my Labor Day, since I have to work on the actual Labor Day. So I finally get a chance to sit down and watch this instead of hearing like four days later what happened. Also, any chance we might be able to have a Super SmackDown thread tomorrow night?

/paging Mr. D-A-M. Mr. Dumb-Ass-Monkey, I am paging you to deliver a message for me

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Well, I guess that takes care of #6 early tonight. :)

BTW, can anyone explain #9 from the list? That's not related to the whole 'bronies' thing, is it? (please say no)

BNT, CeN

I'll be back later to join in the fun and map out Cena's path to success tonight. Wish I could have been here last week. How was it?

Grand_Moff_Joseph:
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls


You rang?

/knows this doesn't count

KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls


You rang?

/knows this doesn't count

How do we know this doesn't count? What if you mysteriously stop posting when we see Kelly Kelly on TV?

/end sarcasm mode
//for now

So I can see them adding in a new player tonight to the HHH/Punk/Nash stuff. Bets on who is added? I would guess Stephanie gets camera time tonight.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Quoted from last week's thread. Hat tip to those who originated this epic list.

1) I Said breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & Every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls

That would have been myself, Hundreddollarman, and TheManFromPA and a few others who have added more to the list.

and now for the fun.

TO THE I SAID SIGNAL!



and as always, this is too good to NOT post.



BAH GAWD KING! I'LL BE BACK AFTER I RUN TO FREEBIRDS FOR A BURRITO!

/Love how my spelling error made it through three weeks, I took it out in the quoties. See if you can find it.

I Said: BNT, CeN

I'll be back later to join in the fun and map out Cena's path to success tonight. Wish I could have been here last week. How was it?

It gave us the SCARF OF DOOM!!

otherwise it was meh.

I wanna see more of The Awesome Truth tonight

TheManofPA: You know, with live Smackdown tomorrow if Raw is good and there is no SD thread, we could end up with 2000 posts.

As long as there ain't no spiders

Jimmy?

Really?

If you expect Henry to win, you will have NO PEAS

TheManofPA: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanna see more of The Awesome Truth tonight

I'm hoping it is setting up for a Kofi-Bourne vs. Miz-Truth tag titles match. The four of them could put on a show to counter whatever snoozefest E. Jackson is in. And I know Orton is winning tomorrow but I would love a Christian-Henry match if Henry can match his last PPV

Are they finally doing something right with Mizark, or are things so bad otherwise that Mizark is looking good by default?

/No peas!
//at easter time, will that change to "NO PAAS!"?

"... from the Barry Windhams, to the Harley Races, to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"



/Just doin' my part.

Dougie AXP:

BAH GAWD KING! I'LL BE BACK AFTER I RUN TO FREEBIRDS FOR A BURRITO!




Why are you trusting these men to make a burrito for you?

Hell, knowing their history, it'll probably be a cigarette butt, Jack Daniels, and ring rat burrito.

penguin31: FWIW, the reason why Nash' first promo was so terrible finally got revealed: It was fully scriped, and Nash kept flubbing his lines (probably on purpose). Last week's promo, far better, was apparently mostly ad-libbed.

Eh, he was still kinda crappy in Week 2.

I like the early green light. I was getting bored at work and can't find a Phillies link

Closest i could find at work

GimpyNip: Surprise, surprise, surprise. Did anyone see Money in The Banks buy rate? I guess pushing a superstar geared towards the FWC who just pirates PPVs doesn't translate into cash. Too bad, that Waylon Mercy methadone clinic lookalike really could have been somebody. Turns out he had to tap out to reality. Who'd have thought that making snarky and obscure references to the 90's wouldn't sell? At the end of the day, CM Punk is Matt Hardy minus a potbelly.

Oh yeah? Well, as soon as they took Punk out of the main event picture and went with Alberto Del Aburrido vs. Cena, ratings went from being on an upward trend to plummeting!

Gunny Highway: GimpyNip: At the end of the day, CM Punk is Matt Hardy minus a potbelly.

And the DWI. And the trips to the hospital. And the "born again" statements. And the junkie brother.

And the biatch tits. Can't forget a fine pair of moobs like Matt Hardy's.

Oh, and -

Gunny Highway: I made a trip to the Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame this weekend on the way to Cooperstown. I got to touch the WWE European Championship, take a picture with the ring gear of all three of Foley's personas, give the finger to Greg Valentine's ring gear, and stare at JJ Dillon's Horsemen jacket.

Fun time overall.

Regular Greg Valentine, Rhythm and Blues Greg Valentine, or show up to wrestle in your backyard for 20 bucks Greg Valentine?

FirstNationalBastard: Oh yeah? Well, as soon as they took Punk out of the main event picture and went with Alberto Del Aburrido vs. Cena, ratings went from being on an upward trend to plummeting!

I'm sure Vince had a fun time rationalizing up, up, up, up, 2.9 to himself. Probably the same way he does during ADR's entrances when audiences go silent after Ricardo stops talking.