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(Foundry Music)   Like a pissed off groupie after a one night stand, Hurricane Irene trashes Sebastian Bach's house (NSFW ads)   (foundrymusic.com ) divider line
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2011-08-29 11:28:37 AM  
Seriously NSFW ads.
 
2011-08-29 11:39:51 AM  
Snake Sabo is somewhere laughing from his one bedroom apartment.
 
2011-08-29 11:46:30 AM  

vossiewulf: Seriously NSFW ads.


yeah, this.
 
2011-08-29 11:54:11 AM  
damn, should've read the comments first.
 
2011-08-29 12:07:23 PM  
I was in that house 15 years ago. Helped Sebastion move some stuff (a friend of mine was one of his neighbors). He showed us his entire house. Then we just hung out for a while. We smoked a j with him and Scott Ian. After that, Sebastion said, "That was ok....you guys wanna smoke some ROCK STAR pot?" Lol...good times.

/Sorry to see that happen to a cool guy
 
2011-08-29 02:01:40 PM  
The damage, like every other mishap and/or catastrophe that befalls a hair metal performer, was blamed on Nirvana's "Nevermind" album.
 
2011-08-29 02:08:16 PM  
Hard to feel sorry for a D-bag that claims to be more important to music than Lennon, Cobain, Jackson and Presley combined.
 
2011-08-29 02:09:55 PM  
Good ol Steve from Yellowstone making headlines. Good for him.

/scrollscrollscroll
 
2011-08-29 02:12:33 PM  
He should call up Amadeus Mozart and Van Beethoven. Maybe they'll give a damn.
 
2011-08-29 02:14:08 PM  
The article, if anyone is at work:

SUN AUG 28, 2011
SEBASTIAN BACH loses his house due to Hurricane Irene
BY STEVEC 1 1
Former SKID ROW frontman SEBASTIAN BACH's New Jersey Home was destroyed by flood waters from Hurricane Irene over the weekend. Bach posted the following statement on his official website:

"I am numb, in shock and devastated to report that my home of 21 years, my house featured on MTV 'Cribs', has been destroyed, condemned and deemed uninhabitable due to the extreme flooding courtesy of Hurricane Irene.

"In the two decades I have lived in this home, there has never been a single drop of water in the basement or anywhere else in the structure. Now Irene has overflowed the reservoir adjacent to my house. The surging waters have snapped the bridge in half next to my house and sent the bridge straight into my garage, knocking the house off of its foundation. The basement that has been dry for over two decades is now overflowing with water and I am not even allowed to start pumping the water out due to fears of electrocution.

"Original SKID ROW and KISS fans, I have bad news for you. Gone are irreplacable items, such as my KISS Gargoyles from the 1979 tour. KISS pinball machine. SKID ROW master tapes, video and audio, concerts, master tapes from 'Oh Say Can You Scream', etc. Boxes and boxes of one-of-a-kind SKID ROW memorabilia, from the first tour to our last, all stuff I collected on the road that no one else had. I had a library in the basement with every single magazine that had SKID ROW on the cover. This library took up a big part of the basement. All of this is lost now.

"We will salvage what we can, of course. But how I wish there was a reason to do a box set or something before Hurricane Irene hit. Nobody cared. Now it's too late.

"Don't know what you got till it's gone, indeed.

"The good news is that all my father's artwork, including the 16-foot 'Slave To The Grind' mural, is all OK. My sons and friends moved all my dad's art to the second level of the structure before Irene destroyed our home. My Silver Age comic collection is all on the third level, with the David Bierk archives, which is a completely dry level. But we are not allowed into the house yet to retrieve everything because the foundation has crumbled and the house could conceivably collapse at any second. We are working with the police and fire department to get the electricity turned off so no one gets electrocuted entering the premises. As soon as the power is off, we will pump out the basement and salvage what we can. Everything will be put into storage and then it looks like we will level the house.

"This has really taught me that the best things in life are indeed 'free.' What makes me happy is that my children and ex-wife are safe. My dad's art is unharmed. No one got hurt. My scrapbooks of memories of my life are dry and safe. The only things that are making me smile today is cranking BLACK VEIL BRIDES' 'Set The World On Fire' CD over and over again. Texting Danny from ASKING ALEXANDRIA who may become my new roommate in L.A. Getting texts from my girl Minnie [Gupta] in L.A. making sure I'm OK and trying to cheer me up. My neighbours in New Jersey clamouring around my house, calling me, offering help in any way they can. These things mean more to me than mere posessions.

"I have been holding on to my house since December, when my divorce papers were filed. I just could not let go of the only home I had ever known.

"Well, God has other plans for me it seems. He has made His decision for me.

"My home has been taken away by an 'act of God.' I just think He is giving me a much-needed push, is all.

"New Jersey, thank you all so much for 25 years of rock 'n' roll. It's all over now.

"I will always love New Jersey, but now there is literally nothing left for me here except memories of a past life.

"Hello, Los Angeles. Hello, New Life. Here i am. It's time for a new start.

"Like I have a choice."
 
2011-08-29 02:15:29 PM  

revvoice: Good ol Steve from Yellowstone making headlines. Good for him.

/scrollscrollscroll


Yessssss
 
2011-08-29 02:19:02 PM  

Bonkthat_Again: After that, Sebastion said, "That was ok....you guys wanna smoke some ROCK STAR pot?"


Was it that Swayze Train stuff he got from those greasy Canadians?
 
2011-08-29 02:22:54 PM  
Never stick your dick in crazy (or hurricanes).
 
2011-08-29 02:24:52 PM  
www.sebastianbach.com

Ibet Patrick Swayze is laughing his ass off. Oh... yeah, never mind.
 
2011-08-29 02:25:22 PM  
So now I can't wear my "Hurricanes kill houses dead" T-shirt or my "Cancer kills grandmas dead" T-shirt in front of Sebastian Bach. Goddamit!!!
 
2011-08-29 02:26:13 PM  

Insertwitty Namehere: Bonkthat_Again: After that, Sebastion said, "That was ok....you guys wanna smoke some ROCK STAR pot?"

Was it that Swayze Train stuff he got from those greasy Canadians?


goddammitsomuch! Refresh.
 
2011-08-29 02:27:48 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Never stick your dick in crazy.


That excludes straight women and gay men. What are we left with, sheep?
 
2011-08-29 02:34:10 PM  
On the upside, his wife won't be getting the house.
 
2011-08-29 02:35:55 PM  

haterade69: Hard to feel sorry for a D-bag that claims to be more important to music than Lennon, Cobain, Jackson and Presley combined.


In his defense, that's not really setting the bar very high.
 
2011-08-29 02:38:41 PM  
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/

What Adds?
 
2011-08-29 02:44:23 PM  

Metalman71589: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/

What Adds?


THIS, is it worth disabling for a bit?
 
2011-08-29 03:04:01 PM  

dennysgod: THIS, is it worth disabling for a bit?


No, not really. It's just an ad for "F*ckbook."

/was disappointed.
 
2011-08-29 03:19:56 PM  

Glitchwerks: dennysgod: THIS, is it worth disabling for a bit?

No, not really. It's just an ad for "F*ckbook."

/was disappointed.


You're lucky. I got subjected to Lois Griffin taking it up the ass.
 
2011-08-29 03:34:49 PM  

Hoboclown: revvoice: Good ol Steve from Yellowstone making headlines. Good for him.

/scrollscrollscroll

Yessssss


Tha't's terrible..i'm sorry....

/Grrrrrr
 
2011-08-29 03:38:29 PM  

HeWhoHasNoName: Glitchwerks: dennysgod: THIS, is it worth disabling for a bit?

No, not really. It's just an ad for "F*ckbook."

/was disappointed.

You're lucky. I got subjected to Lois Griffin taking it up the ass.


....okay, turning off adblock and heading back in.

/Would wreck that chick.
//I would do *everything* to her.
 
2011-08-29 04:01:44 PM  
People still sees ads on webpages?
 
2011-08-29 04:19:10 PM  

Insertwitty Namehere: Bonkthat_Again: After that, Sebastion said, "That was ok....you guys wanna smoke some ROCK STAR pot?"

Was it that Swayze Train stuff he got from those greasy Canadians?


Came here for this.
 
2011-08-29 04:25:13 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: ....okay, turning off adblock and heading back in.

/Would wreck that chick.
//I would do *everything* to her.


Godspeed to you, strange animation fan.
 
2011-08-29 04:52:05 PM  

mayIFark: People still sees ads on webpages?


i find it funny that at my job, they wont let me download firefox and ad blocker so i can prevent such calamities. Using IE as opposed to firefox, its just silly.
 
2011-08-29 05:10:07 PM  
He had at least a week of warning and had no time to move his priceless memorabilia? What we have here is just another idiot who ignored the warnings, nothing to see here move along.
 
2011-08-29 05:12:02 PM  

abiigdog: He had at least a week of warning and had no time to move his priceless memorabilia? What we have here is just another idiot who ignored the warnings, nothing to see here move along.


Worse yet, his great idea to build a library in the basement.
 
2011-08-29 05:15:25 PM  
Hope his comic books are OK. I seem to remember him showing off an Amazing Spider-Man #1.
 
2011-08-29 05:17:35 PM  
Just RTFA so yay.
 
2011-08-29 06:13:26 PM  

ScottFarkus: Hope his comic books are OK. I seem to remember him showing off an Amazing Spider-Man #1.


Try every Spider-Man comic ever made, and is the only person to own Steve Ditko artwork from said issue.

He also owns a copy of Detective Comics #27 and Action Comics #1, Ralph Bakshi's original sketches for Fritz The Cat and has one of only five dual-signed copies of Captain America Comics #1.

But, by far, IMO, the coolest thing he owns is the entire set of Bristol boards to Amazing Spider-Man #300. All given to him by Todd McFarlane for sponsoring 50% of his youth hockey team, "The Spawns".
 
2011-08-29 06:26:30 PM  
why the fark would you keep masters in your house.
 
2011-08-29 06:48:26 PM  
What ads? wtf are you nutbags talking about?
 
2011-08-29 07:32:26 PM  
Ahh... Bach!
 
2011-08-29 08:33:01 PM  

Jedekai: ScottFarkus: Hope his comic books are OK. I seem to remember him showing off an Amazing Spider-Man #1.

Try every Spider-Man comic ever made, and is the only person to own Steve Ditko artwork from said issue.

He also owns a copy of Detective Comics #27 and Action Comics #1, Ralph Bakshi's original sketches for Fritz The Cat and has one of only five dual-signed copies of Captain America Comics #1.

But, by far, IMO, the coolest thing he owns is the entire set of Bristol boards to Amazing Spider-Man #300. All given to him by Todd McFarlane for sponsoring 50% of his youth hockey team, "The Spawns".


Why would Todd McFarlane need money from Sebastian Bach? Isn't McFarlane the dumbass who payed 2mil for a Mark McGwire home run ball?
 
zez
2011-08-29 08:33:10 PM  
Did the hurricane hit it like a SAVAGE ANIMAL?
 
zez
2011-08-29 08:39:54 PM  
As soon as the power is off, we will pump out the basement and salvage what we can.

Like a SALVAGE ANIMAL!!!!!
 
2011-08-29 09:28:51 PM  

Metalman71589: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/

What Adds?


Firefox is and always has been a giant memory leaker. On three different operating systems I've experienced the program eating up memory after a few hours of running, even slowing my MacBook Pro with 4GB of RAM to a crawl. The damn lazy developers at Mozilla can't be bothered to fix the problem after all these years. Overrated piece of crap.
 
2011-08-29 11:30:40 PM  

zez: As soon as the power is off, we will pump out the basement and salvage what we can.

Like a SALVAGE ANIMAL!!!!!


For some reason, your comments being one after the other made that even MORE funny. Well done.
 
2011-08-30 12:01:16 AM  

cmunic8r99: why the fark would you keep masters in your house.


That's a damn good question.
 
2011-08-30 01:58:09 AM  
I can't imagine the loss of all that Skid Row memorabilia. That and the masters must've been worth in the tens of dollars.
 
2011-08-30 08:33:37 AM  

bingethinker: Ahh... Bach!


Walter O'Reilly sees what you did there.
 
2011-08-30 01:56:57 PM  

johnsmith99: I can't imagine the loss of all that Skid Row memorabilia. That and the masters must've been worth in the tens of dollars.


Stop trolling. Or your one of those "post nirvana" kids who doesn't understand good Rock.
 
2011-08-30 02:39:02 PM  
dittybopper

bingethinker: Ahh... Bach!

Walter O'Reilly sees what you did there.


Geez. Thirteen hours before somebody noticed. I keep forgetting that show went off the air in 1982.

Strange coincidence: the final episode was on TV last night.
 
2011-08-30 04:00:08 PM  

Klaumbaz: johnsmith99: I can't imagine the loss of all that Skid Row memorabilia. That and the masters must've been worth in the tens of dollars.

Stop trolling. Or your one of those "post nirvana" kids who doesn't understand good Rock.


As skid row's fan, you must be devastated by this loss
 
2011-08-30 11:43:25 PM  

SnakeMan: Firefox is and always has been a giant memory leaker. On three different operating systems I've experienced the program eating up memory after a few hours of running, even slowing my MacBook Pro with 4GB of RAM to a crawl. The damn lazy developers at Mozilla can't be bothered to fix the problem after all these years. Overrated piece of crap.


Version 7 (due out sometime in the next month or two) is supposed to be a serious attempt at resolving the memory issue. Might not hurt to give it another look once it comes out if Firefox gives you something you feel like you're missing from other browsers.
 
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