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(Spinner)   Olivia Newton-John says she almost didn't release Physical because of its "sexy" tone. So, I guess the video with all the chunky people in spandex was supposed to counter the "sexy" tone?   (spinner.com) divider line 56
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2011-08-26 05:31:31 PM
Did they ever find her missing boyfriend?
 
2011-08-26 05:37:24 PM
I'm amazed that a music video showing half-naked guys holding hands actually made it on air in 1981.

//I used to think ONJ was singing "Let me see your volleyball", not "Let me hear your body talk". Hey, I was only 3!
 
2011-08-26 05:42:01 PM
But then she goes on to release "Soul Kiss", about her fondness for performing felatio. "I get down on my knees." It also had a steamier video.

Come to think of it, I think that video was the first time I had ever seen a chick wearing a toe ring (other than maybe an Indian woman or two).
 
2011-08-26 05:46:30 PM
Is she still hot? Should I GIS her when I get home?
 
2011-08-26 05:47:49 PM
That song was evil. It was EVERYWHERE.
 
2011-08-26 05:48:48 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Did they ever find her missing boyfriend?



Yes

Olivia Newton-John's Missing Boyfriend Resurfaces (new window)
 
2011-08-26 05:49:48 PM
chunky people in spandex

3.bp.blogspot.com

theworldhates.com

Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
 
2011-08-26 05:53:04 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Did they ever find her missing boyfriend?


Yup Hiding in Mexico (new window)
 
2011-08-26 06:00:45 PM

dj_bigbird: Is she still hot? Should I GIS her when I get home?


she is in her 60s

netstorage.metrolyrics.com

Seems she used to be hot

www.sweetslyrics.com
 
2011-08-26 06:01:32 PM

offmymeds: chunky people in spandex

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 272x400]

[theworldhates.com image 377x400]

Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk


You, my friend, should be taken out to the woodshed and get a good ass whipping!
 
2011-08-26 06:03:35 PM
I always liked this performance: Magic, 1980 (YouTube pops)
 
2011-08-26 06:09:31 PM

cig-mkr: You, my friend, should be taken out to the woodshed and get a good ass whipping!



Will Ms Newton-John be administering said ass whipping?
 
2011-08-26 06:16:32 PM
imeanwhat.com
 
2011-08-26 06:40:52 PM
I always thought the song was about getting pounded in the ass.
 
2011-08-26 06:45:03 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Frig Newtons
 
2011-08-26 07:02:51 PM
"Soul Kiss"

This is a hunger. Well I get down on my knees, and thank you baby.

The upright tubes blowing out bursts of thick white steam are not exactly subtile, either.
 
2011-08-26 07:20:36 PM
The video definitely ruined the song for me, whenever I hear it I think of fat people. Then it morphs into something where Yakkety Sax is playing then I laugh, because I remember fat people are funny
 
2011-08-26 07:26:32 PM
80s exercise videos with close-up crotch shots.

/fap
 
2011-08-26 07:33:30 PM

TravisBickle62: I always thought the song was about getting pounded in the ass.


Aren't most songs about getting pounded in the ass?
 
2011-08-26 07:35:44 PM
Bill Murray raises it up one. (new window)
 
2011-08-26 07:38:51 PM
She liked it well enough that she had to threaten Al Jourgensen with legal action for it. She seriously needs a humor implant.
 
2011-08-26 07:47:14 PM
 
2011-08-26 07:57:03 PM
HopScotchNSoda : "Soul Kiss"

According to Wikipedia, Christopher "Sailing" Cross and Kat "Peg Bundy" Segal were backing singers. Weird, huh?
 
2011-08-26 07:57:40 PM
Katy, not Kat. My bad!
 
2011-08-26 07:58:21 PM
skinink:

You know who else like Grease?

www.lolcaption.com
 
2011-08-26 08:01:48 PM

Dahnkster: skinink:

You know who else like Grease?

[www.lolcaption.com image 550x688]


I have never seen Grease.
 
2011-08-26 08:05:34 PM

The English Major: Dahnkster: skinink:

You know who else like Grease?

[www.lolcaption.com image 550x688]

I have never seen Grease.


Perhaps your finest troll ever.
 
2011-08-26 08:06:50 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: HopScotchNSoda : "Soul Kiss"

According to Wikipedia, Christopher "Sailing" Cross and Kat "Peg Bundy" Segal were backing singers. Weird, huh?



Katy Segal is also mentioned in Valley Girl. When they go to the bar in Hollywood, the week's upcoming bands/singers are posted next to the door. She was scheduled to play on [I think] Tuesday. They misspelled her name as Sagal or something. I also read that she is in the second bar scene, without any lines, but I couldn't find her.
 
2011-08-26 08:09:15 PM

Dahnkster: skinink:

You know who else like Grease?

[www.lolcaption.com image 550x688]
"Tell me more!!! Did you get very far.


Nearly to Moscow.
 
2011-08-26 08:15:05 PM

HopScotchNSoda: FuryOfFirestorm: HopScotchNSoda : "Soul Kiss"

According to Wikipedia, Christopher "Sailing" Cross and Kat "Peg Bundy" Segal were backing singers. Weird, huh?


Katy Segal is also mentioned in Valley Girl. When they go to the bar in Hollywood, the week's upcoming bands/singers are posted next to the door. She was scheduled to play on [I think] Tuesday. They misspelled her name as Sagal or something. I also read that she is in the second bar scene, without any lines, but I couldn't find her.


She was also a back-up singer on Gene Simmons' 1978 solo album.
 
2011-08-26 08:17:03 PM
This is why I love Fark.
 
2011-08-26 09:09:14 PM
I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.



i.imgur.com

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......
 
2011-08-26 09:19:55 PM
Soul Kiss . . .

Never heard nor even heard of this song until this thread. I disagree that it is about fellatio.

One line references a door being open, her being down on her knees, and Steely Dan has a song entitled "Soul Ram" in which, IIRC, business men pay pros to peg them (i.e., pound their asses with strap-on dildoes). In their song, the word "soul" can easily be interpreted as a clever contraction for the word "arse hole."

The song "Soul Kiss" is about a chick tossing a dude's salad.
 
2011-08-26 09:25:49 PM

Cargo: Soul Kiss . . .

Never heard nor even heard of this song until this thread. I disagree that it is about fellatio. ... The song "Soul Kiss" is about a chick tossing a dude's salad.



I'll be in my bunk.
 
2011-08-26 09:26:05 PM

Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.



[i.imgur.com image 587x456]

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......


THIS
 
2011-08-26 09:41:00 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Perhaps your finest troll ever.


No...I've actually never seen the film.
 
2011-08-26 09:41:39 PM

Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.



[i.imgur.com image 587x456]

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......


THIS x 1000

Speaking of that flick ... more Olivia hotness ^^^
 
2011-08-26 09:48:54 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: I'm amazed that a music video showing half-naked guys holding hands actually made it on air in 1981.

//I used to think ONJ was singing "Let me see your volleyball", not "Let me hear your body talk". Hey, I was only 3!


That was funny. The video has close ups of well proportioned and muscled men, with noticeable packages and rock hard glutes being shaken by a machine... then it cuts to a bunch of overweight dudes. So she works with all the dudes, being extremely dominant, and gets them in shape from flab to fab.............................................. and the guys fall in love with each other, not her. In the end, her true love is the overweight dude she *couldn't* change, who is apparently also the only non homo after her work-out magic.

Morals of the story?
Don't try to change a man.
Men only change if they're dominated.
Dominated men turn gay.
Men who refuse to change are slobs and proud of it.
Slobs are the only men a girl like her can hope to land.

Alarming. That video is definitely for straight men. It's funny. And lots of gratuitous male half-nekkidness for the ladies and homos.
 
2011-08-26 09:53:18 PM
Okay, I just watched HopScotchNSoda's "Soul Kiss" video link, and the first thing shown is an extended woman's finger pointed up. At which point during fellatio does an extended finger come into the works?

I'll tell you when . . .

. . . when it's going into the works.


This song is definitely about female-to-male salad tossing.

I wonder if she knew?
 
2011-08-26 09:56:18 PM

Cargo: Soul Kiss . . .

Never heard nor even heard of this song until this thread. I disagree that it is about fellatio.

One line references a door being open, her being down on her knees, and Steely Dan has a song entitled "Soul Ram" in which, IIRC, business men pay pros to peg them (i.e., pound their asses with strap-on dildoes). In their song, the word "soul" can easily be interpreted as a clever contraction for the word "arse hole."

The song "Soul Kiss" is about a chick tossing a dude's salad.


Comparison time:

SOUL KISS

Soul kiss
You left me dreaming
Now I wonder are things just what they seem
Well, I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby)
Get down on my knees

Soul kiss
Some nights you get me wondering
Is this the way
This is a hunger
Well, I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby)
Get down on my knees

Somewhere there is a fire burning
Somewhere inside
Somewhere there is a heart that's waiting
To take a ride
To take the ride to your soul kiss

So this is what it has to lead to
Take my hand and make me need to
I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby)
Get down on my knees

Soul kiss
You left me hoping
Now I wonder is the door still open
Well, I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby)
Get down on my knees

Somewhere there is a fire burning
Somewhere inside
Somewhere there is a heart that's waiting
To take a ride
To take the ride to your soul kiss



SOUL RAM

Jolly tricks and politics
May mess you up
Soul Ram

Little men with stick pins
Leave you high and dry
Soul Ram

Baby runs the show
She's got a Soul Ram
Understand
Who could know
That she'd be up on top
All night long
Never stop
Right or wrong

Carousels and wishing wells
Are fine for some
Soul Ram
After dark
Tacoma park
Can sure be fun
Soul Ram

Baby oughta know
She's got a soul ram
So well planned
I suppose that
She don't need her friends

Anymore
Just pretends
Knows the score

Baby let it roll
She's got a soul ram
In her hand
Never knew
She dug the heavy stuff
Steely Dan
Play it rough
Back door man

Jelly roll
can't save your soul
This mama can
Soul Ram
Soul Ram
Soul Ram



(jelly roll can't save your soul? really? how do we know it's even really a chick and not a 'chick' in the same way jay mohr called the party of five dude in 'go'? who were they writing this for? and where is tacoma park?)(as for olivia, depends on whether she wrote the song or a dude wrote the song.)
 
2011-08-26 09:57:11 PM

hasty ambush: dj_bigbird: Is she still hot? Should I GIS her when I get home?

she is in her 60s

[netstorage.metrolyrics.com image 466x700]

Seems she used to be hot

[www.sweetslyrics.com image 399x500]


Used to? She looks almost exactly the same.
 
2011-08-26 10:07:26 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Cargo: Soul Kiss . . .



(jelly roll can't save your soul? really? how do we know it's even really a chick and not a 'chick' in the same way jay mohr called the party of five dude in 'go'? who were they writing this for? and where is tacoma park?)(as for olivia, depends on whether she wrote the song or a dude wrote the song.)


All I'm saying is that the use of the word "Soul" is definitely a euphemism for ass hole in the "Ram" song, and clues about an open door (nothing to do with blow jobs) and an upright pointing finger (see my most recent comment) indicate strongly that this song is the same kind of play on words.

I don't think ONJ wrote her lyrics and music but I could be wrong. It could have been the gay dudes from the video that wrote this.

(As for jelly roll not saving your soul, that could be interpreted as "straight up vaginal sex does nothing for you; the only thing that gets you off is having a dildo shoved up in yer hairy man hole." Actually, now that I look at your questions . . . have you ever listened to Steely Dan?)
 
2011-08-26 10:12:44 PM

Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class


Right there with ya.

ONJ was responsible for my first and (thanks to your pics) most recent boners.
 
2011-08-26 10:20:11 PM

boonfarker: Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.



[i.imgur.com image 587x456]

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......

THIS x 1000

Speaking of that flick ... more Olivia hotness ^^^


Yeah. I linked that about half a day ago, further up-thread. But it's cool enough to link twice, I guess.
 
2011-08-26 10:21:21 PM

ZeroCorpse: boonfarker: Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.



[i.imgur.com image 587x456]

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......

THIS x 1000

Speaking of that flick ... more Olivia hotness ^^^

Yeah. I linked that about half a day ago, further up-thread. But it's cool enough to link twice, I guess.


Oh wait. My bad. You actually linked to the one I intended to link to, so on second thought, thanks for that. I don't know why I linked the wrong version, so you got my back on that one.
 
2011-08-26 10:35:38 PM

hasty ambush: dj_bigbird: Is she still hot? Should I GIS her when I get home?

she is in her 60s

[netstorage.metrolyrics.com image 466x700]

Seems she used to be hot

[www.sweetslyrics.com image 399x500]



Seems? SEEMS?!
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2011-08-26 11:28:54 PM

hasty ambush: Seems she used to be hot


YOU GO FARK YOURSELF! This woman was so hot I got my first sexually-caused boner while watching Xanadu during this scene:

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which was a bit more revealing in the VHS version, even though she was wearing panties (think: vagina mound). It was a big deal to rent movies back in those days, and our VCR was about the size of a good modern Tokyo apartment. I masturbated for the first time to ONJ. I imagined being in one of her videos and she was naked and smiling and singing and then she saw me naked and hit a high note and...

/...in bunk.
 
2011-08-27 12:01:11 AM
Add me to the ONJ fapn club.
 
2011-08-27 12:44:50 AM

Mini Ditka: I never crushed harder on any woman than Xanadu Olivia Newton John. She was never hotter, and these pictures still transport me back to a time when I would get unwanted wood in math class.

[i.imgur.com image 587x456]

/soundtrack on what-pod?? What ?

//Nooooo.......


She was my kryptonite girl when I was in my teens as well.
 
2011-08-27 01:47:54 AM
No one has linked the NTNON Typical, Bloody Typical ? Fark, I am disapoint.
 
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