FARK.com: (6510031) Rebels claim to have Gaddafi surrounded. Or just one of his sons. And Elvis, Hoffa and Michael Jackson were spotted at a gas station outside Benghazi

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		Rebels claim to have Gaddafi surrounded. Or just one of his sons. And Elvis, Hoffa and Michael Jackson were spotted at a gas station outside Benghazi (latimesblogs.latimes.com)		89
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WTF Indeed		2011-08-25 12:58:27 PM

So there will be Nommar Gaddafi soon?

GearishFear		2011-08-25 12:58:30 PM

How about an article I don't have to register for?

Andrew Wiggin		2011-08-25 12:58:36 PM

fantastic article. i'm amazed it only took 3 writers to complete.

tereklusec		2011-08-25 12:59:26 PM

Congratulations, subby, this is officially the dumbest headline I've ever read.

You've got a believed to be dead but never found person, a known to be dead but occasionally rumored to actually be alive person with a horde of impersonators, and a dead dead person.

This set has nothing in common with the soon-to-be dead deposed official who is frantically hiding somewhere.

Soiled Underwear		2011-08-25 12:59:45 PM

urban.derelict		2011-08-25 12:59:46 PM

i have nothing to add i just like to hear myself talk.

LegacyDL		2011-08-25 01:00:52 PM

....but what about Bigfoot?!?!?!?

He's the missing link people!

cgraves67		2011-08-25 01:01:02 PM

I'd like to read an article on this. I wish subby had linked to one not behind a paywall.

probesport		2011-08-25 01:01:15 PM

were they yelling more, more more?

myselfandi		2011-08-25 01:01:33 PM

Drop this shiat article, and link to something that does not require registration.

mgs1170		2011-08-25 01:02:35 PM

probesport: were they yelling more, more more?

I see that.

unicron702		2011-08-25 01:03:17 PM

Headline and link fail. Subby I think you need to ask yourself if this whole "life" thing is really for you.

chopit		2011-08-25 01:03:33 PM

urban.derelict: i have nothing to add i just like to hear myself talk.

May I interrupt to say that this is in fact my Boobies in this thread?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2011-08-25 01:03:54 PM

Subby's full of crap. Elvis is on the moon colony.

chopit		2011-08-25 01:04:08 PM

oh goddammit.

vsavatar		2011-08-25 01:05:13 PM

The difference between the three statements there is that I believe the one about Elivs, Hoffa and Jackson more than the other two.

probesport		2011-08-25 01:05:21 PM

chopit: urban.derelict: i have nothing to add i just like to hear myself talk.

May I interrupt to say that this is in fact my Boobies in this thread?

Was there concern that someone had overlooked your boobies?

Pollexabator		2011-08-25 01:06:11 PM

How much of this gold will it take for you to look the other way and let me and Elvis ride on outta here?

tinyarena		2011-08-25 01:06:58 PM

unicron702: Headline and link fail. Subby I think you need to ask yourself if this whole "life" thing is really for you.

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/you're welcome

WizardofToast		2011-08-25 01:07:57 PM

Gaddafi had to go home. His planet needed him.

miss diminutive		2011-08-25 01:08:18 PM

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your oil, the bounty, and the rest of the Condoleezza Rice pictures, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

RexTalionis		2011-08-25 01:10:04 PM

Right now, I wouldn't trust anything the rebels claim. They've already claimed to have killed or captured Saif Gaddafi multiple times already, even though he clearly was still alive.

hdhale		2011-08-25 01:10:07 PM

Which gas station? I saw someone that looked suspiciously like Jim Morrison in Benghazi just last week.

lennavan		2011-08-25 01:11:15 PM

cgraves67: I'd like to read an article on this. I wish subby had linked to one not behind a paywall.

I also would like to read an article that doesn't require me to register. If only Fark.com had some sort of moderator to ensure the thing being linked to was an article and not a solicitation. Or at least some sort of warning.

RedfordRenegade		2011-08-25 01:12:16 PM

It seems the basis of the speculative article has no facts and is as beat as def lepards drums.

Subby suck it.

protectyourlimbs		2011-08-25 01:12:32 PM

IT'S A TRAP!

Karma Curmudgeon		2011-08-25 01:12:36 PM

R.I.P., Mallomar

EuphoniumEuphoria		2011-08-25 01:13:09 PM

LegacyDL: ....but what about Bigfoot?!?!?!?

He's the missing link people!

Ask Joshua bar Joseph. He can tell you.

Andrew Wiggin		2011-08-25 01:14:20 PM

does this mean we can finally play?

Rev. Skarekroe		2011-08-25 01:14:33 PM

Maybe we can send in Condi Rice to act as bait.

Roxy Monoxide		2011-08-25 01:15:32 PM

And yet Tupac still eludes us...

acaciaavenue		2011-08-25 01:15:33 PM

tinyarena		2011-08-25 01:15:38 PM

Dear Subby,

I know it sucks to get a Green article onto the Main Page, only to see it go down in flames. Try not to feel too bad though. I've been here a long time. I've had very few Greens, I've been banned, had posts yanked off of threads, been banned again, and been abused by total strangers from all over the world.

It's just, life.
Tiny

daffy		2011-08-25 01:16:12 PM

Elvis is not there. I just saw him at the Pilot on 17K in Newburgh, NY a few days ago. He said he was going to Graceland for a few weeks. I let him cut ahead of me on line. Guess what he said...

Andrew Wiggin		2011-08-25 01:16:23 PM

tinyarena: been abused by total strangers from all over the world.

i introduced myself first

toetag		2011-08-25 01:16:42 PM

urban.derelict: i have nothing to add i just like to hear myself talk.

so...to put that into audio

tick clack tick tick tick tick clack tick tick tick tick tick tick tick clack tick tick clack tick tick tick clack tick clack tick tick tick tick clack tick tick tick tick clack tick tick clack tick tick tick tick clack tick tick tick tick tick tick clack tick tick tick tick .

/typing isn't talking :)
//maybe you just like typing?

Rip Dashrock		2011-08-25 01:16:57 PM

Ghadaffi is Michael Jackson. The whole death thing was staged because it was getting to tough to keep covered up.
Have any of you ever seen a photo of the two of them in a room at the same time?
Well. have you?

DavidVincent		2011-08-25 01:17:00 PM

~~Rebels~~ CIA claim to have Gaddafi surrounded

chopit		2011-08-25 01:18:44 PM

probesport: chopit: urban.derelict: i have nothing to add i just like to hear myself talk.

May I interrupt to say that this is in fact my Boobies in this thread?

Was there concern that someone had overlooked your boobies?

I don't think you'd want to look at my boobies. They're rather hairy and small -- I'm not even in a training bra yet.

unicron702		2011-08-25 01:19:11 PM

In with the save (new window)

Cpl.D		2011-08-25 01:20:45 PM

Remind me to add Subby to the "Who needs a cockpunch list" two posts down from this one on the main page.

spawn73		2011-08-25 01:20:47 PM

RexTalionis: Right now, I wouldn't trust anything the rebels claim. They've already claimed to have killed or captured Saif Gaddafi multiple times already, even though he clearly was still alive.

Danish was sending live from Tripoli, and it seems they were fighting against mercenaries, and Gadaffi most likely wouldn't be there.

He has tunnels out of there, why would he holed up in a shotup apartment complex.

I think Gadaffi would go to Sirte, which is his home town.

Skr		2011-08-25 01:20:48 PM

Were any miniature giraffes found in his private zoo? Inquiring minds wish to know.

RedfordRenegade		2011-08-25 01:21:51 PM

Rip Dashrock is right. Both are masterful at the art of disguise and moonwalk.

Come to think of it, Moammar may also be doubling for Carlos Santana on their recent tour. That guitar just wasn't *all* there man.

unicron702		2011-08-25 01:21:51 PM

unicron702: In with the save (new window)

Crap, for some reason now that isn't work. Just google Gaddafi surrounded, click the first link. Not asking for registration.

tinyarena		2011-08-25 01:23:28 PM

Andrew Wiggin: tinyarena: been abused by total strangers from all over the world.

i introduced myself first

you're one of the good ones

Degenerate Monkey		2011-08-25 01:23:52 PM

unicron702: In with the save (new window)

Uh no? It's the same thing.

AfroX		2011-08-25 01:24:59 PM

hdhale: Which gas station? I saw someone that looked suspiciously like Jim Morrison in Benghazi just last week.

i53.tinypic.com

shower_in_my_socks		2011-08-25 01:26:55 PM

I'm the Subby and the link worked fine for me earlier, but is now asking for registration. Your outrage has been noted and I will give this serious matter my immediate attention.