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		Thieves dressed up like clowns rob jewelry store full of fake jewels. Yes, really (denver.cbslocal.com)		57
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TheOther		2011-08-25 12:54:44 PM

We're they wearing appropriate attire?

fashionablygeek.com

Treygreen13		2011-08-25 12:59:48 PM

At least they only needed 1 getaway car.

Pro Zack		2011-08-25 01:00:44 PM

Maybe they were clowns dressed up like thieves dressed up like clowns. have you thought of that, smart guy?

AverageAmericanGuy		2011-08-25 01:00:49 PM

farking bozos.

farkingjackhole		2011-08-25 01:05:24 PM

Why so serious?

domo_kun_sai		2011-08-25 01:05:49 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha OMG farking HA

AbbeySomeone		2011-08-25 01:06:18 PM

yet another reason to mistrust clowns; if they aren't robbing you they're molesting your kids and/or acting as serial killers.

Pro Zack		2011-08-25 01:06:50 PM

It's a jewelry store, not a clowncar.

daffy		2011-08-25 01:07:36 PM

Still afraid of CLOWNS!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME! CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME! CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME! CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME!

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME! CAN'T SLEEP CLOWN WILL EAT ME!

ilgallo		2011-08-25 01:08:11 PM

they both need summer school at Capt Spaulding High.

protectyourlimbs		2011-08-25 01:09:18 PM

That's not wise...

www.popcrunch.com

umm_Sure		2011-08-25 01:09:40 PM

This is good to know... what customers see in their store - and in most jewelry stores - is usually an inexpensive sample of what is ordered from the designer.. So I should never expect to be able to walk into a jewelry store and buy a item that looks nice in the case and expect to walk out with it that same day... humm... interesting.

A Little...Puerto Ricany		2011-08-25 01:10:31 PM

"Denver detectives told CBS4 the face paint the suspects used was so heavy it made it very difficult to determine the race of each one, though it was later determined the suspects were both African American."

Don't know if racist??

Kit Fister		2011-08-25 01:10:44 PM

From the video, it looks more like the unholy spawn of a goth and a hipster, with a pet hippopotamus.

Also, Looks like the owner gets...the last laugh. YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

/submitted this with a better headline...

hocho064		2011-08-25 01:10:51 PM

pd2001		2011-08-25 01:12:05 PM

"It's all part of my plan, Batman. I'm going to corner the fake jewelry market, then start filtering the fake jewelry into circulation to completely devalue the market!!! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

dready zim		2011-08-25 01:12:25 PM

Upon leaving the store the criminals were seen to get down on one knee and proclaim "the aristocrats!"

maxwellton		2011-08-25 01:12:48 PM

I just hope none of them was wearing a clown sweater.

btraz70		2011-08-25 01:12:53 PM

farkingjackhole: Why so serious?

Get outta my head!

JLEM		2011-08-25 01:13:36 PM

15 minutes? Little hand says that's way too long to rock and roll.

/also, correspondent is hot

ilgallo		2011-08-25 01:13:53 PM

A Little...Puerto Ricany: "Denver detectives told CBS4 the face paint the suspects used was so heavy it made it very difficult to determine the race of each one, though it was later determined the suspects were both African American."

Don't know if racist??

not in the same ballpark. or even the same game. look up the word in a real dictionary.

loonatic112358		2011-08-25 01:17:16 PM

damn juggalo infestations are spreading

highendmighty		2011-08-25 01:18:11 PM

Valerie Castro is HOT HOTHOT!!!!

Bag of Hammers		2011-08-25 01:18:28 PM

MrCheeks		2011-08-25 01:18:29 PM

It's simple, we fake the Batman...

daffy		2011-08-25 01:19:39 PM

umm_Sure: This is good to know... what customers see in their store - and in most jewelry stores - is usually an inexpensive sample of what is ordered from the designer.. So I should never expect to be able to walk into a jewelry store and buy a item that looks nice in the case and expect to walk out with it that same day... humm... interesting.

You should always worry about fakes. That is why I don't buy fancy jewelry. Ok, that and I don't have any money.

ilgallo		2011-08-25 01:20:53 PM

highendmighty: Valerie Castro is HOT HOTHOT!!!!

I'd go cute, but not HOT x3.

MBooda		2011-08-25 01:23:04 PM

unimpressed
www.scene-stealers.com

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 01:25:38 PM

CLOWN THREAD!

upload.wikimedia.org

I've been waiting to have them all float down here again.

\hot like the sweat from tonight's dreams

Current Resident		2011-08-25 01:28:21 PM

ilgallo: highendmighty: Valerie Castro is HOT HOTHOT!!!!

I'd go cute, but not HOT x3.

Agreed.
img.tweetimag.es

macross87		2011-08-25 01:28:44 PM

Came for IT and now I can't sleep.

/not really
//I'm at work, ofcourse I can sleep

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 01:32:34 PM

macross87: Came for IT and now I can't sleep.

/not really
//I'm at work, ofcourse I can sleep

www.everseradio.com

\sleep when you are dead

kaellorian		2011-08-25 01:37:04 PM

"Denver detectives told CBS4 the face paint the suspects used was so heavy it made it very difficult to determine the race of each one, though it was later determined by the sheer size of their lips that the suspects were Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts but further review revealed them to be both African American."

Ok, NOW it's racist.

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 01:40:24 PM

\I have a whole lota tabs to hotlink

scruffynerfherder		2011-08-25 01:44:51 PM

Came for the "Quick Change" reference.
/ am not disappoint

Rickenbacker		2011-08-25 01:45:47 PM

Pro Zack: Maybe they were clowns dressed up like thieves dressed up like clowns. have you thought of that, smart guy?

That made my brain hurt.

Also, jewelry thieves, how do they work?
www2.metrotimes.com

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 01:49:34 PM

Ok, clowns in religion now:

farm4.static.flickr.com

\look into my eyes

daffy		2011-08-25 01:50:41 PM

kaellorian: "Denver detectives told CBS4 the face paint the suspects used was so heavy it made it very difficult to determine the race of each one, though it was later determined by the sheer size of their lips that the suspects were Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts but further review revealed them to be both African American."

Ok, NOW it's racist.

Why is it that if you say that a suspect is African-American, it is racist? When I watch the news and they discribe the suspect, they can give everything but the race.

skinink		2011-08-25 01:59:40 PM

It's bad luck just SEEING a thing like that!

PYROY		2011-08-25 02:06:20 PM

it was later determined the suspects were both African American.

I guess they aren't members of a surfer gang?

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 02:06:58 PM

'cause we're hungry.

\hot like the juices dripping off your bones

TheyCallMeC0WB0Y		2011-08-25 02:09:29 PM

Clown robbery??

Footage (new window)

gozar_the_destroyer		2011-08-25 02:13:09 PM

I guess I'll have to come back to this thread tonight to get some real responses.

\bookmarks 20 tabs of clown pics

daffy		2011-08-25 02:14:19 PM

TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Clown robbery??

Footage (new window)

Awesome!

Deman		2011-08-25 02:14:21 PM

We can only see their head and shoulders, but that looks more like whiteface drag than clown to me. I suspect the Wayans brothers are wanted for questioning.

thelordofcheese		2011-08-25 02:15:10 PM

Denver detectives told CBS4 the face paint the suspects used was so heavy it made it very difficult to determine the race of each one, though it was later determined the suspects were both African American.

Because, well... you know.

Offender		2011-08-25 02:20:41 PM

You know, if this was done on purpose it would be really funny.

protectyourlimbs		2011-08-25 02:27:32 PM

Deman: [cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

We can only see their head and shoulders, but that looks more like whiteface drag than clown to me. I suspect the Wayans brothers are wanted for questioning.

zorroparis.files.wordpress.com

doubled99		2011-08-25 02:28:26 PM

"So police are still searching for the two clowns...at whom no one... is laughing"
I'm Carter Stevens, channel 4 news."

/yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!

Current Resident		2011-08-25 02:31:07 PM

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