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(SFGate)   Giants crown the "World Championship Baby", born 9 months and 8 minutes from the exact moment the Giants won the World Series. They sought a babby most likely formed during a "private celebration" *wink wink*   (sfgate.com ) divider line 25
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2011-08-24 03:31:50 PM  
As Giants announcer Mike Krukow said when they first announced this promotion a few months ago, the Giants' PR department is either brilliant or completely out of ideas and just phoning it in--it's hard to decide which.
 
2011-08-24 03:35:04 PM  
Santorum?

I keed, I keed
 
2011-08-24 04:14:06 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: Santorum?

I keed, I keed


I don't think that would have resulted in babby being formed.
 
2011-08-24 07:28:48 PM  
Eight minutes? Is that some sort of longevity record?
 
2011-08-24 07:33:41 PM  
She's kinda MILFy. I'd form a babby in her...
 
2011-08-24 07:37:27 PM  
Subby, you accidentally let go of the fly out menu on "Cool" instead of "Stupid"

Easy mistake, but pay attention to the preview next time.
 
2011-08-24 07:37:58 PM  
babby?

WTF is a babby?
 
2011-08-24 07:39:47 PM  

Pruritic Perineum: babby?

WTF is a babby?


Babby is formed by instain mother.
 
2011-08-24 07:51:50 PM  

Cletus C.: Eight minutes? Is that some sort of longevity record?


The first six minutes were spent jumping up and down in front of the TV, grabbing a beer to celebrate and texting his friends. Followed by two minutes of sweet, sweet lovin'.
 
2011-08-24 07:52:34 PM  
I'd instain her.
 
2011-08-24 07:59:52 PM  

Pruritic Perineum: babby?

WTF is a babby?


The question is, how is babby formed?
 
2011-08-24 08:00:37 PM  

Jument: I'd instain her.


I lulzed.
 
2011-08-24 08:02:52 PM  

RatMaster999: She's kinda MILFy. I'd form a babby in her...


Once again, I must object to the rampant misuse of the term "MILF" on Fark. A "MILF" is supposed to be someone who is old enough to be your mother--or at least old enough to have a teenaged kid whose friends would want to fark her. A women doesn't get to be labeled a "MILF" just by giving birth a kid; she has to be an older hot woman who has given birth to a kid. Yes, the woman in TFA is a mother, and yes she's cute and hittable, but she also looks to be in her early 20s. There are no 25-year-old "MILFs" around unless perhaps they had a kid when they were about 9.

It's OK, for example, to refer to 47-year-old Sarah Palin as a MILF (assuming you find the annoying shrew attractive, anyway). It is not OK to refer to 20-year-old Bristol Palin as a MILF, even though she's a mother. Please make a note of it.
 
2011-08-24 08:04:53 PM  
Giants' World Championship Baby' is crowned (new window)
Crowned? That's not what the picture shows. Although I can't see all that well, what with the skirt and all
 
2011-08-24 08:05:49 PM  

Nick Nostril: Pruritic Perineum: babby?

WTF is a babby?

The question is, how when is babby formed?


ftfy
 
2011-08-24 08:06:54 PM  

Pruritic Perineum: babby?

WTF is a babby?


Link (new window)
 
2011-08-24 08:08:00 PM  

Pruritic Perineum: babby?

WTF is a babby?


You're obviously not up on your internet memes. FYI, it originated from this Yahoo answer thread from a few years ago, which apparently was submitted in all seriousness (Fark HTML rejects it as an unfetchable link for some reason, so just cut-and-paste it in your browser):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080331170418AAhm4TU
 
2011-08-24 08:12:10 PM  
If your sports team winning gets you so excited you have to bang the lady in a "private celebration", you are a... well, not a homo, but some kind of a mo.
 
2011-08-24 08:14:00 PM  

Cyberluddite: RatMaster999: She's kinda MILFy. I'd form a babby in her...

Once again, I must object to the rampant misuse of the term "MILF" on Fark. A "MILF" is supposed to be someone who is old enough to be your mother--or at least old enough to have a teenaged kid whose friends would want to fark her. A women doesn't get to be labeled a "MILF" just by giving birth a kid; she has to be an older hot woman who has given birth to a kid. Yes, the woman in TFA is a mother, and yes she's cute and hittable, but she also looks to be in her early 20s. There are no 25-year-old "MILFs" around unless perhaps they had a kid when they were about 9.

It's OK, for example, to refer to 47-year-old Sarah Palin as a MILF (assuming you find the annoying shrew attractive, anyway). It is not OK to refer to 20-year-old Bristol Palin as a MILF, even though she's a mother. Please make a note of it.


Then it should be changed from "Mother" to "Matron"
 
2011-08-24 08:17:13 PM  
Private Celebration = Team Bang
 
2011-08-24 08:38:20 PM  
I don't mean to sound like the nerds at the Poochie Q&A, but...If the babby was born 9 months after the World Series win, it was actually conceived 3-4 weeks prior. Not during the celebration.
 
2011-08-24 09:24:47 PM  
True enough, average of the wiki human gestation period is 9.217 months. There's probably a delay between intercourse and conception of a day or three.

If baseball in a marital aid then bigger problems are present.
 
2011-08-24 11:41:00 PM  

Frederf: If baseball is a marital aid then bigger problems are present.


Yeah. For one, she apparently has the vaginal vestibule of a killer whale
 
2011-08-25 02:24:09 AM  

heybtbm: I don't mean to sound like the nerds at the Poochie Q&A, but...If the babby was born 9 months after the World Series win, it was actually conceived 3-4 weeks prior. Not during the celebration.


Came here to say this, so unless the baby was born 3 weeks before due date, she was probably conceived and in early stages of fetation during the win.
 
2011-08-25 01:17:22 PM  

octopied: heybtbm: I don't mean to sound like the nerds at the Poochie Q&A, but...If the babby was born 9 months after the World Series win, it was actually conceived 3-4 weeks prior. Not during the celebration.

Came here to say this, so unless the baby was born 3 weeks before due date, she was probably conceived and in early stages of fetation during the win.


So its really the NL West or NLDS Championship baby
 
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