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(Daily Kos)   In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?   (dailykos.com) divider line 510
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2011-08-23 03:54:59 PM  

shadowmaster: "President Plays Golf While Washington Crumbles"


I would have said collapses or topples but yeah, you got the right idea.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:14 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Palin to call for legislation outlawing earthquakes in 3... 2... 1...


Palin knows far more about earthquakes than she does about legislation, I'll give her that.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:21 PM  

jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?


Kenya.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:25 PM  
I don't belive in earthquakes. The science really isn't there yet. This talk of earthquakes is just a bunch of liberal ivory tower scientists trying to scare us and ruin the economy.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:26 PM  
Let me be clear. This unprecedented earthquake I've inherited is the result of the failed policy of the previous administration.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:28 PM  
Theories on how this might be Obama's fault:

When Obama flew to Martha Vineyard to go golfing, he took so many Secret Service men and reporters with him he lightened the pressure on a major fault, causing it to snap. Strength: Presidents travel with an entourage of 5,000 to 6,000 people counting all the officials, Secret Service and journalists. Weakness: But Bush went on vacation or to the ranch in Texas one day in four, so that one is weak.

When Michelle went on vacation, she packed her suitcase with Doubledown Burgers. The enticing smell lured hundreds of thundering herds of schoolchildren to follow her. Strength: Moving any bumber of American schoolchildren would involve a tremendous shift of mass. Weakness: Nobody has noticed any absenteeism, economic collapse in the fast food industry.

The girls have been playing around with the Box that launches America's nuclear deterrant.
Strength: It doesn't take a lot of nuclear bombs to equal a 5.9 earthquake.
Weakness: The missiles can't be fired without all of the keys and the girls would only have one or two at the most.

The Republicans have simply renamed the fault that runs under Richmond, the Obama Fault.
Strengths: It's just like them.
Weakness: Nobody else believes anything they say.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:44 PM  

bobadobalina: "Then da the fark out my way 'fo I bus' this five iron upside yo head!"


Don't do impressions of other races, Liz Lemon.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:45 PM  

LiteWerk: We all know that if Bush were still in office, people would blame Bush. So, in the interest of fairness, we all must blame Obama!

/is reportedly the Barakolypse


meh, too whiney. See Nabb1 for how to do funny right.
 
2011-08-23 03:55:50 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: This always happens in the movies when there is a black president.


five-things.net
 
2011-08-23 03:56:09 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: It is NEVER too early to blame the Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Empty-Suit Tyrant Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Islamofascist Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Evolutionist Fraudster Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Illegal-Alien Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy for anything bad that happens in America.


Is it with you that in my head I heard R.E.M. singing this?
 
2011-08-23 03:56:38 PM  
There's a lot of win in this thread.
 
2011-08-23 03:56:58 PM  

IlGreven: ...and my Kospout Policy has added two more names to my ignore list.

/Welcome, sinisterben and Splinshints.
//Now run back to the two WND links that have been greened since the last Kos green. Or the Washington Times. Or NRO. Or Hot Air.


I think he just called me a right winger.

I feel like I need to go shower with Borax.... and steel wool. Maybe scrub down with nitric acid.
 
2011-08-23 03:57:04 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: It is NEVER too early to blame the Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Empty-Suit Tyrant Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Islamofascist Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Evolutionist Fraudster Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Illegal-Alien Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Grey-Poupon dijon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy for anything bad that happens in America.


FIFY
 
2011-08-23 03:57:30 PM  

Triaxis: He breathed.


Exactly, rebel against it and stop other true conservatives from doing like Obama.
 
2011-08-23 03:57:35 PM  
Skleenar: THE BLOOD OF THIS PLASTIC CHAIR IS ON YOUR HANDS, FARTBONGO!

plastic chairs have blood?
 
2011-08-23 03:57:39 PM  
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2011-08-23 03:57:54 PM  

kevinfra: I don't belive in earthquakes. The science really isn't there yet. This talk of earthquakes is just a bunch of liberal ivory tower scientists trying to scare us and ruin the economy.


My religion tells me that earthquakes are caused by Loki thrashing around in his underground prison. I refuse to believe that "science" has settled this matter, because they haven't proved that Loki isn't in an underground prison, thrashing around and causing earthquakes.
 
2011-08-23 03:58:16 PM  
I heard that after the earthquake, Obama declared Virginia to be a commonwealth.

/Damn socialism.
 
2011-08-23 03:58:24 PM  

IlGreven: ...and my Kospout Policy has added two more names to my ignore list.

/Welcome, sinisterben and Splinshints.
//Now run back to the two WND links that have been greened since the last Kos green. Or the Washington Times. Or NRO. Or Hot Air.


they were probably complaining about the fact that this DK link is almost entirely devoid of content.

my KosWhiteKnight policy would have added one name to my ignore list if I didn't think ignore lists were for lil girlie men
 
2011-08-23 03:58:24 PM  

SilentStrider: Skleenar: THE BLOOD OF THIS PLASTIC CHAIR IS ON YOUR HANDS, FARTBONGO!

plastic chairs have blood?


Yep, welcome to Obama's America
 
2011-08-23 03:58:49 PM  
You know who else went on a vacation during an earthquake?

That's right. Frank Stallone.
 
2011-08-23 03:59:02 PM  

Splinshints: lockers: Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.

No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.

That's Libya.


Geeze! Libya is Obama's Kent State massacre. Would you at least try to keep up here?
 
2011-08-23 03:59:10 PM  
LOL. Apparently @politicoroger is responding to tweets. Got this response a minute ago:

Link (new window)
 
2011-08-23 03:59:14 PM  

SiON42X: This is Obama's opening of bogeying the sixth seal hole.

 
2011-08-23 03:59:50 PM  
O'bama and his policies are an Unnatural Disaster....just say'n.
 
2011-08-23 03:59:50 PM  

jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?


straight from someone's humor bone... though I think it may have originated on Free Republic it has been co-opted for its absurd deliciousness.
 
2011-08-23 03:59:52 PM  
I didn't feel it.
 
2011-08-23 04:00:20 PM  
www.joeydevilla.com
 
2011-08-23 04:00:47 PM  
RedEmily: I didn't feel it.

I hear that far too often :(
 
2011-08-23 04:00:50 PM  
If he doesn't know how to use the Global Warming/Earthquake machine that George Bush and Karl Rove left behind, he should just leave it alone!!!
 
2011-08-23 04:00:51 PM  
pmdbuilders.net
 
2011-08-23 04:00:54 PM  

Splinshints: IlGreven: ...and my Kospout Policy has added two more names to my ignore list.

/Welcome, sinisterben and Splinshints.
//Now run back to the two WND links that have been greened since the last Kos green. Or the Washington Times. Or NRO. Or Hot Air.

I think he just called me a right winger.

I feel like I need to go shower with Borax.... and steel wool. Maybe scrub down with nitric acid.


wow, you might be as pathological as he ;)
 
2011-08-23 04:02:02 PM  
It is the fault of the White House vegetable garden.
 
2011-08-23 04:02:23 PM  
this thread rocks
 
2011-08-23 04:02:27 PM  

Mad Scientist: [pmdbuilders.net image 597x273]


"SATIRE :: THIS IS NOT MICHELE BACHMANN'S TWITTER ACCOUNT."
 
2011-08-23 04:02:36 PM  
Mine from Raleigh NC aftermath
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2011-08-23 04:03:07 PM  
This is Fartbama's Y2K.
 
2011-08-23 04:03:14 PM  

Atillathepun: Pants full of macaroni!!: It is NEVER too early to blame the Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Empty-Suit Tyrant Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Islamofascist Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Evolutionist Fraudster Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Illegal-Alien Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy for anything bad that happens in America.

Is it with you that in my head I heard R.E.M. singing this?


I was thinking Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation...

/Hallelujah! Holy shiat! Where's the Tylenol?
 
2011-08-23 04:03:21 PM  

Mad Scientist: [pmdbuilders.net image 597x273]


O_o
 
2011-08-23 04:03:44 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: S&P has just downgraded earthquake to 2.0

/borrowed
 
2011-08-23 04:03:54 PM  

bobadobalina: "Then da the fark out my way 'fo I bus' this five iron upside yo head!"


Mr. Bobadobalina, won't you quit? You really make me sick with your fraudulent behavior.

You're going to make me flip, and then an army couldn't save you.
 
2011-08-23 04:04:11 PM  
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
And this was clearly Obama's fault!

Homer Simpson, singing with The B-Sharps
 
2011-08-23 04:04:39 PM  

skullkrusher: wow, you might be as pathological as he ;)


you'd be upset too if you just lived through a post-911 record-setting earthquake near nuclear reactors that shut down like FUKUSHIMA!!! HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR MY PLIGHT YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE!
 
2011-08-23 04:05:22 PM  
This was caused by blood libel.
 
2011-08-23 04:05:28 PM  

skinink: [0.tqn.com image 600x361]


i51.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-23 04:06:12 PM  
weaselzippers.us

We would like to than God for his mercy in only sending a 5.8 magnitude quake. We want to acknowledge the vital roll of our brave colleagues remaining on vacation and hosting pay per view town hall meetings without any concern of their own personal safety. We apologize for Fartbongo and his FAILURE to lead during this crisis.

Nabb ...Bush's fault = good stuff. Me likey very muchly.
 
2011-08-23 04:06:14 PM  
FROM WND:

Are we supposed to believe that it was a coincidence that this "president" was on "vacation" when this "earthquake" hit? Do they think we're stupid?

Yes, we do.

Obuma's October surprise will be to let the hot air out of Gore on a controlled basis, so that His rhetoric and Gaffe Biden don't cause to much damage..

Uh... Huh.

Breaking news, private investigators have found out that "Earthquake" is actually an identity used by president Obama with the SS# of 666-66-6666.

*facepalm*

Obama's stomach growled when he heard about Jerome Corsi's plan to blow this.
birth certificate issue wide open!


And we're done.
 
2011-08-23 04:06:18 PM  

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


+infinity
 
2011-08-23 04:06:43 PM  

FlashHarry: skinink: [0.tqn.com image 600x361]

[i51.tinypic.com image 600x361]


Myrna Minkoff approves.
 
2011-08-23 04:06:46 PM  

bobadobalina: DROxINxTHExWIND: This always happens in the movies when there is a black president.

[five-things.net image 296x254]


i273.photobucket.com
 
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