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(Daily Kos)   In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?   (dailykos.com) divider line 510
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2011-08-23 04:06:50 PM

paygun: Let me be clear. This unprecedented earthquake I've inherited is the result of the failed policy of the previous administration.


Haha, totally heard that in his voice.
 
2011-08-23 04:06:56 PM

Roxy Monoxide: BREAKING NEWS: S&P has just downgraded earthquake to 2.0

/borrowed


I'll have you know that this earthquake has been in several major motion pictures and was rated an 8.9 on hot or not.
 
2011-08-23 04:07:28 PM
gyazo.com
 
2011-08-23 04:07:59 PM

jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?


liberals parodying conservatives in order to portray all arguments against liberal policies or the president as racism.
 
2011-08-23 04:08:00 PM

Mad Scientist: [pmdbuilders.net image 597x273]


Jesus speaks to Michelle Bachmann through her toaster oven as well a natural disasters.
 
2011-08-23 04:08:16 PM
OBAMA IS ON VACATIOn!!!! During the great national crisis that was the DC earthquake. HOW DARE HE not immediately return to DC! WHY DOES OBAMA HATE BLACK PEOPLE?
 
2011-08-23 04:08:50 PM

Splinshints: lockers: Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.

No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.

That's Libya.

The problem here is that Fartbongo is already such an epic failure that he's completely exhausted all historical comparisons. We need to start inventing new words to explain how terrible a president he truly is.


Not sure if serious...

You do know how Bay of Pigs started AND ended right?

Libya did not start that way nor is it going to finish that way.
 
2011-08-23 04:08:56 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: [gyazo.com image 483x214]


dammit I hate that thing. I am not sure what it is but it gives me a headache every time I see it
 
2011-08-23 04:09:07 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Roxy Monoxide: BREAKING NEWS: S&P has just downgraded earthquake to 2.0

/borrowed

I'll have you know that this earthquake has been in several major motion pictures and was rated an 8.9 on hot or not.


So it has to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2011-08-23 04:09:13 PM

bobadobalina: DROxINxTHExWIND: This always happens in the movies when there is a black president.

[five-things.net image 296x254]


And what's the deal with black lesbian judges? 99% of all TV judges are black lesbians. Does this count towards affirmative action quotas?
 
2011-08-23 04:09:30 PM

Diogenes: Seriously, Roger?

Obama should fly home to DC and fuse the shifting plates with his superpowers.


Glad someone agrees.
 
2011-08-23 04:09:41 PM
I think God read the Politics tab and wanted to free us of both sets of tards.
 
2011-08-23 04:09:43 PM
Check out this crazy Korean report on the earthquake (new window).

Scroll down past the weird anime stuff, the report is in the comments section. Also, make sure you turn off No Script first, or the page doesn't load right.
 
2011-08-23 04:09:43 PM
In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?

www.gmsplace.com

Looks to me like he's slicing a bit. He should close up the club face a little more, and keep his wrists straight. That ought to help keep things from going to the left.
 
2011-08-23 04:09:48 PM

skullkrusher: dammit I hate that thing. I am not sure what it is but it gives me a headache every time I see it


What thing?
 
2011-08-23 04:09:53 PM

Talon: WHY DOES OBAMA HATE BLACK PEOPLE?


It's not racism when liberals do it.
 
2011-08-23 04:10:09 PM

Pro Zack: jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?

liberals parodying conservatives in order to portray all arguments against liberal policies or the president as racism.


Obama is the best Republican president we've had since Ike.
 
2011-08-23 04:10:21 PM

brantgoose: bobadobalina: DROxINxTHExWIND: This always happens in the movies when there is a black president.

[five-things.net image 296x254]

And what's the deal with black lesbian judges? 99% of all TV judges are black lesbians. Does this count towards affirmative action quotas?


Bonus points.
 
2011-08-23 04:10:38 PM

FlashHarry: skinink: [0.tqn.com image 600x361]

[i51.tinypic.com image 600x361]



What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here.....
 
2011-08-23 04:10:39 PM
Hey, Orange Sippy Cup morons, give it a rest - it's not funny anymore, and hasn't been for about two years.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Who even believes he's a Democrat?
 
2011-08-23 04:10:52 PM
www.newsday.co.tt

DC struck by devastating earthquake and Fartbongo didn't bring me a cake.

I say it's time to impeach him.
 
2011-08-23 04:11:15 PM

lockers: Splinshints: lockers: Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.

No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.

That's Libya.

Geeze! Libya is Obama's Kent State massacre. Would you at least try to keep up here?



I thought that the quake was going to be Obamas September surprise!

/Obama fault. Hehehehehehe
 
2011-08-23 04:11:15 PM

pxlboy: jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?

also this.


I am wondering this same thing. Fark seems to the the only place I've ever seen it used.
 
2011-08-23 04:11:21 PM
What are you all HAARPing on about?
 
2011-08-23 04:11:31 PM

AbbeySomeone: brantgoose: bobadobalina: DROxINxTHExWIND: This always happens in the movies when there is a black president.

[five-things.net image 296x254]

And what's the deal with black lesbian judges? 99% of all TV judges are black lesbians. Does this count towards affirmative action quotas?

Bonus points.


three times.
 
2011-08-23 04:11:39 PM

LonMead: Looks to me like he's slicing a bit. He should close up the club face a little more, and keep his wrists straight. That ought to help keep things from going to the left.


The problem is that he keeps moving to the right, not the left.
 
2011-08-23 04:11:42 PM

PsiChi: Who even believes he's a Democrat?


Weak troll is weak.
 
2011-08-23 04:12:08 PM
Karl Rove has just blamed Glenn Beck for the earthquake. All that gold moving into the Chase Manhatten Bank vaults South Africa, Canada, Russia, etc., has caused the Appalachian Mountains to tip slightly towards the North, releasing downward pressure on Virginia, the Republicans in Congress. ; )
 
2011-08-23 04:12:41 PM
As a fourth generation Californian I'm getting a kick out of this.
But I'm sure many Californians would freak out if there was a really big blizzard in, say, Los Angeles.
 
2011-08-23 04:13:16 PM
We haven't heard from Sarah Palin yet, so please hold your applause until the fat-headed lady sings.
 
2011-08-23 04:13:21 PM

Splinshints: lockers: Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.

No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.

That's Libya.

The problem here is that Fartbongo is already such an epic failure that he's completely exhausted all historical comparisons. We need to start inventing new words to explain how terrible a president he truly is.


I like "telebotanicrat", as he is phoning in his leadership from the green. Also, the completely new word "gronlit", which I am defining as "a unit of measure regarding failure approximately equal in measure to the first 100 days of the first term of Barack Obama's Presidency", and the corollary "gronlitard", a person who performs an act of such failure equal or greater to one gronlit. For larger amounts of failure, we'll use the metric prefix system, so a hectogronlitard is someone who has performed an act or acts sufficient to total 100 gronlits.

We've still got commercial failures:

This is Obama's Zune.
This is Obama's New Coke.
This is Obama's Crystal Pepsi.
This is Obama's Jingle All the Way.
 
2011-08-23 04:13:48 PM

tortilla burger: LonMead: Looks to me like he's slicing a bit. He should close up the club face a little more, and keep his wrists straight. That ought to help keep things from going to the left.

The problem is that he keeps moving to the right, not the left.


Exactly...and a slice is to the right, hook is to the left while golfing.

The More You Know!
 
2011-08-23 04:13:52 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: It is NEVER too early to blame the Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Empty-Suit Tyrant Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Islamofascist Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Evolutionist Fraudster Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Illegal-Alien Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy for anything bad that happens in America.


You forgot teleprompter-using

/kudos anyway
//can't wait to reply to my next RE:RE:RE:RE:0Bama email with this.
///slashies
 
2011-08-23 04:14:24 PM
Drudge is currently reporting the end of the world.
 
2011-08-23 04:14:24 PM

LonMead: In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?

[www.gmsplace.com image 325x448]

Looks to me like he's slicing a bit. He should close up the club face a little more, and keep his wrists straight. That ought to help keep things from going to the left.


He's a lefty?!! No wonder everything he does is a sinister plot!
 
2011-08-23 04:14:53 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


Well I'll be damned, a conservative joke that's actually funny. I thought it was just folklore like unicorns and trickle-down economics. Good work.
 
2011-08-23 04:15:09 PM
Real headline: Palin foresees 'political earthquake' on Tuesday

Bummer: It was a real headline all right, but it was from 2010.
 
2011-08-23 04:15:14 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: skullkrusher: dammit I hate that thing. I am not sure what it is but it gives me a headache every time I see it

What thing?


oh crap I thought that was a jpeg... it's a broken image link icon that is incredibly out of focus... that blew my mind
 
2011-08-23 04:15:16 PM
Surely this will convince the skeptics that Global Warming is real!
 
2011-08-23 04:15:31 PM
I know it's a comical supposition but to be fair whenever I see a thread about an event and then some link to the president, all I can picture is that scene from "Blazin' Saddles" in which the town bum is stood on the roof shouting "He's a n****r"...seriously people, anyone giving this guy a hard time is guilty of forgetting what a complete clusterfark the last tool made of his tenure
 
2011-08-23 04:15:56 PM
Conservapedia has already tried to tie the Colorado earthquake to anti-global warming garrbl. Link (Right hand column, three topics down)
 
2011-08-23 04:16:20 PM

PsiChi: Hey, Orange Sippy Cup morons, give it a rest - it's not funny anymore, and hasn't been for about two years.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 370x325]

Who even believes he's a Democrat?


Actually that's a typo. hes really a Demoman.

Common mistake, watch out for sticky spam.
 
2011-08-23 04:16:21 PM

Donnchadha: LonMead: In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?

[www.gmsplace.com image 325x448]

Looks to me like he's slicing a bit. He should close up the club face a little more, and keep his wrists straight. That ought to help keep things from going to the left.

He's a lefty?!! No wonder everything he does is a sinister plot!


www.ponychan.net
 
2011-08-23 04:16:31 PM
blueherald.com
 
2011-08-23 04:16:45 PM
He's suck a f*ck up, he couldn't even get the epicenter of the DC quake in DC.
 
2011-08-23 04:16:54 PM

Gordinho: I know it's a comical supposition but to be fair whenever I see a thread about an event and then some link to the president, all I can picture is that scene from "Blazin' Saddles" in which the town bum is stood on the roof shouting "He's a n****r"...seriously people, anyone giving this guy a hard time is guilty of forgetting what a complete clusterfark the last tool made of his tenure


The President is near.
 
2011-08-23 04:16:55 PM
Obama. And the fact Muhammad Ali and Michael J. Fox were visiting the area at the same time.
 
2011-08-23 04:17:06 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-23 04:17:28 PM

birchman: Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.

Well I'll be damned, a conservative joke that's actually funny. I thought it was just folklore like unicorns and trickle-down economics. Good work.


They are currently dispatching a team to his office to ask him to wear the face of Dennis Miller as a mask.
 
2011-08-23 04:17:29 PM

Mad Scientist: [pmdbuilders.net image 597x273]


If she actually talked like this, I would totally vote for her, and I am not kidding.
 
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