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(Daily Kos)   In the wake of the DC earthquake, is it too early to ask what Obama did wrong?   (dailykos.com) divider line 510
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2011-08-23 03:48:00 PM
Seriously, Roger?

Obama should fly home to DC and fuse the shifting plates with his superpowers.
 
2011-08-23 03:48:02 PM


FARTBONGO!

 
2011-08-23 03:48:22 PM
First an earthquake in Colorado, now one in DC. It's the end of times!! Oh wait, I grew up in California, this doesn't scare me at all.

/didnt' even feel the one in CO
 
2011-08-23 03:48:36 PM

sinisterben: Click whoring at it's finest. Way to go mods.


It worked, didn't it?
 
2011-08-23 03:48:38 PM
"President Plays Golf While Washington Crumbles"
 
2011-08-23 03:48:45 PM
I didn't realize Roger Simon worked for Politico now. When even the Baltimore Sun- which is crooked, useless, and in the pocket of the local government -won't let you work for them anymore, you have seriously fallen.

And here's the way to tell if you're right about what God made the earthquake for: go beat your head against a rock as hard as you can. If you're still absolutely certain after 25 times, you've probably got it right. But try another 25 times just to be certain.
 
2011-08-23 03:48:52 PM
The House reportedly looking into defunding the USGS and NWS, so that disasters won't be allowed to happen anymore.
 
2011-08-23 03:49:02 PM
Now I'm watching some idiot on MSNBC gripe about the NRC and trying to scare people by invoking Fukushima's failed SCRAM procedures.

I love how things like this bring out the dumbest in pundits....
 
2011-08-23 03:49:09 PM
This is Obama's Katrina.
 
2011-08-23 03:49:28 PM
Obama doesn't care about insane people.
 
2011-08-23 03:49:38 PM
A green light for a link to a four-line post on Daily Kos about a screenshot of a tweet from a no-name political nobody.

What?
 
2011-08-23 03:49:54 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: It is NEVER too early to blame the Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Empty-Suit Tyrant Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Islamofascist Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Evolutionist Fraudster Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Illegal-Alien Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy for anything bad that happens in America.


You forgot pizza cheese.
 
2011-08-23 03:50:08 PM

Skleenar: [images1.dailykos.com image 486x314]

THE BLOOD OF THIS PLASTIC CHAIR IS ON YOUR HANDS, FARTBONGO!


Remnants from the beer summit? You know how classless, trashy people leave furniture out on the lawn. Or maybe it was his elitist side that made him think one of his servants would clean it up for him.
 
2011-08-23 03:50:10 PM
this is obama's batman and robin.
 
2011-08-23 03:50:16 PM

WTF Indeed: Obama wanted a 3.4, but the GOP wanted a 5.9 so he compromised.


LOL
 
2011-08-23 03:50:23 PM

lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.


That's next week.
 
2011-08-23 03:50:50 PM
Barely Sobero Farbongo better be prepared: Those chairs have gone international.
 
2011-08-23 03:50:58 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


media.ticketmaster.com

Now that's there's funny, I don't care who ya are!
 
2011-08-23 03:51:03 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


+1
/You win...this time!
 
2011-08-23 03:51:14 PM
What did Fartbongo do wrong? Easy. EVERYTHING.
 
2011-08-23 03:51:18 PM
Where's FEMA? Waits for Mike Myers to go on national TV and openly declare "B.O. doesn't care about white people".

/got nutin
 
2011-08-23 03:51:39 PM

Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.


No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.
 
2011-08-23 03:51:44 PM

Degenerate Monkey: A green light for a link to a four-line post on Daily Kos about a screenshot of a tweet from a no-name political nobody.

What?


You clicked the link and commented in the thread, didn't you?

I'd say your confusion stems from a misunderstanding over the intentions behind greening this crap.
 
2011-08-23 03:51:49 PM
I don't think they will actually blame him for the earthquake, but they will have a fit saying he was playing golf and he should have been in DC leading during this earthquake. I promise you that will be the talking point.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:16 PM
Punishment for the repeal of don't ask don't tell...both Fartbama and the Gheys are at fault.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:18 PM
img594.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-23 03:52:22 PM
...and my Kospout Policy has added two more names to my ignore list.

/Welcome, sinisterben and Splinshints.
//Now run back to the two WND links that have been greened since the last Kos green. Or the Washington Times. Or NRO. Or Hot Air.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:24 PM
"Blackie, you're doing a heck of a job"
 
2011-08-23 03:52:26 PM
Wow that Bush's Fault joke has already made its way to Fark as well. LOL
 
2011-08-23 03:52:36 PM

Splinshints: Degenerate Monkey: A green light for a link to a four-line post on Daily Kos about a screenshot of a tweet from a no-name political nobody.

What?

You clicked the link and commented in the thread, didn't you?

I'd say your confusion stems from a misunderstanding over the intentions behind greening this crap.


I wouldn't call it a misunderstanding.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:37 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Green crap.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:45 PM

Splinshints: Now I'm watching some idiot on MSNBC gripe about the NRC and trying to scare people by invoking Fukushima's failed SCRAM procedures.

I love how things like this bring out the dumbest in pundits....


A CNN reporter interviewing New Yorkers brought up 9/11.

No level they won't stoop to.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:45 PM

Witchyman: Obama blames missed 3 foot putt on earthquake and Tea Party racism. Demands mulligan and more executive powers, end of elections.


The brave Republicans reach across the aisle, clasp hands with their opponents in a true act in the spirit of bipartisanship and agree to a compromise--they won't nominate an electable candidate for 2012.
 
2011-08-23 03:52:45 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


well played
 
2011-08-23 03:52:48 PM
Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?
 
2011-08-23 03:53:22 PM

bottlekid: I lol'ed at this headline.

That is all.


as did i
 
2011-08-23 03:53:29 PM
Bachman on the other hand would reduce the amount of earthquakes by half through sheer bootstrappieness and then she'll make the other half go away by outlawing the gays.
 
2011-08-23 03:53:30 PM
This is Obama's my rained out 12th birthday party.
 
2011-08-23 03:53:51 PM
Montgomery County, MD here. I'm pretty sure the recovery has finished.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:05 PM
I want to know how Obama knew he should take vacation this week? I want to see that Presidential Daily Brief from Aug. 6th. And finally, did you know that Obama's inner circle has been taking Dramamine for 2 weeks now? WHAT DID THEY KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?
 
2011-08-23 03:54:09 PM

Donald_McRonald: You forgot pizza cheese.


I probably forgot a lot of things. I have a feeling that thing's going to be two pages long before the year is over.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:19 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2011-08-23 03:54:21 PM

Nabb1: I believe Mr. President has issued a press release that his top science advisers have pinned the origin of the quake to a geological formation known as Bush's Fault.


Now that's funny.

bobadobalina: Meanwhile, on the golf course:

"Mr President! An earthquake hit DC."

"Say it was racism"

"No, sir, it was an earthquake."

"Fore! So do what we always do, blame it on Bush."

"Sir it was a natural disaster."

"So I can't use it to dupe people into supporting me?

"No, Mr President."

"Then da the fark out my way 'fo I bus' this five iron upside yo head!"


Jesus I hope this one was sarcasm.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:32 PM

bobadobalina: Meanwhile, on the golf course:

"Mr President! An earthquake hit DC."

"Say it was racism"

"No, sir, it was an earthquake."

"Fore! So do what we always do, blame it on Bush."

"Sir it was a natural disaster."

"So I can't use it to dupe people into supporting me?

"No, Mr President."

"Then da the fark out my way 'fo I bus' this five iron upside yo head!"



HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE EBONICS!
 
2011-08-23 03:54:33 PM

lockers: Splinshints: lockers: This is Obama's Katrina.

That's next week.

No, that will be Obama's bay of pigs.


That's Libya.

The problem here is that Fartbongo is already such an epic failure that he's completely exhausted all historical comparisons. We need to start inventing new words to explain how terrible a president he truly is.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:43 PM

jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?


Some totally not-racist conservatives have called him Obongo.

To make light of all the ridiculous nicknames conservatives have bestowed upon the President, someone coined "Fartbama."

Then, someone put them together.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:43 PM
This is Obama's opening of the sixth seal.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:52 PM
Truly geology's greatest monster.
 
2011-08-23 03:54:55 PM

StrikitRich: It was the Earth shifting under his mountain of debt, right?


Nice
 
2011-08-23 03:54:56 PM

jennyz: Where did the "Fartbongo" thing come from?


also this.
 
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