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5018 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2003 at 5:34 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-09-14 09:14:44 AM  
that will teach the foreigners to stay in their own country,,,lolol
2003-09-14 10:42:22 AM  
He will be arraigned for the murder of Sheng Hao Tang...

Goes by the street name 'Poon', hence the nekkidness.
2003-09-14 10:57:42 AM  
Profiling, I say, PROFILING. Just because I happen to be the first nekkid person they see. There's plenty of people who are nekkid, they are just picking on me.
2003-09-14 10:59:25 AM  
that will teach the foreigners to stay in their own country,,,lolol

Yeah, what's some guy named Tyrone doing in Chinatown, anyway?
2003-09-14 03:26:07 PM  
...was beaten to death walking home from a Sunday morning Tai Chi martial arts session on Boston Common.

Tai Chi, the "hope I don't get in a fight" martial art.
2003-09-14 05:40:40 PM  
I want to see a Tai Chi fight, but I don't want to wait all week for it to end
2003-09-14 05:42:01 PM  
Maybe Tyrone was caught because he was packing a big stick.
2003-09-14 05:42:32 PM  

Actually in China it is a standard customer for all people
who are on the street during time of a robbery or mugging
to immediately strip their clothing so that the Chinese
policy can search them quickly and move along. This man
was only following his native Chinese laws that most ignorant
Americans have been too vapid to learn about. Shame on you
for being vapid.

2003-09-14 05:50:10 PM  
To clear something up the Sheng Hao Tang was killed, the naked guy was Tyrone.
2003-09-14 05:52:44 PM  
Well Jonc,being a Canadian I can tell you that the governor and lieutenant generals have absolutely no power whatsoever. In fact their position is entirely honorary and has absolutely nothing to do with a naked man running around Chinatown.
2003-09-14 05:53:38 PM  
``We didn't know him,'' employee Allen Chan said yesterday, ``but we saw (his murder) in the newspaper and thought we should do something to help. Whoever did this to him deserves to go to hell.''

Forget it, Allen. It's Chinatown.
2003-09-14 05:58:03 PM  
What IS it with nakedness and crime?
2003-09-14 05:59:56 PM  
Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black....
2003-09-14 06:00:53 PM  
Jonc it's the same thing as how the Queen of England appoints the Prime Minister and convenes Parliament. Entirely symbolic and simply a throw back to when they actually had power.
2003-09-14 06:01:57 PM  
Chinatown is great.

Not because of this article. It was great before then, too.

2003-09-14 06:05:07 PM  
I find that whole Washington St. corridor area kind of scary. Especially at 3 in the morning when I'm drunk.
2003-09-14 06:09:36 PM  
Jonc you vote for the party on a province wide ballot. The mini-parliament is then made up representative of the winning parties.
2003-09-14 06:14:30 PM  
Jonc the ballot is the same throughout the entire province. Now quit posting off topic. If you have questions like that ask in the Fark Forum.
2003-09-14 06:15:55 PM  
Tai chi can be a bad ass martial art, but it takes a long time to get to the point where you can use it effectively. Most people approach it as a yoga-like exercise routine, but there's far more to it than that.
2003-09-14 06:18:17 PM  
Edsel no doubt about that. It's just the way the article put it was like, "the victim was beaten to death on the way home from learning how to fight."
2003-09-14 06:34:46 PM  
If I had a dollar for every time I was arrested near a murder site totally nude I'd be a rich man.
2003-09-14 07:07:38 PM  
Good luck getting the conviction if that's all they got.

But, hey, thanks for wasting my tax money trying.
2003-09-14 07:56:09 PM  
Note to Tyrone: You're probably going to have some time to reflect on the mistakes you made here. Let me point out one of them. You should probably be a little more discrete after you commit a crime.
2003-09-14 08:18:40 PM  
Now I know there are guys out there who like their Tang bloody...

/ashamed of myself
2003-09-14 08:52:41 PM  
Naked man eyed in beating death

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2003-09-14 10:16:32 PM  
NakedApe: You know, seeing a comment like you made with the name "NakedApe" attached is funny.
2003-09-14 10:34:01 PM  
I bet that was a SHORT capture!!!
2003-09-15 02:43:03 AM  
wok away
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