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(NY Daily News)   World gripped with fear and sadness as People magazine reports the J. Lo and Ben have broken up for good   (nydailynews.com) divider line 197
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2003-09-14 09:21:12 AM
does anyone really give a shiat?
 
2003-09-14 10:06:41 AM
Cool, she's single again. Now it's my turn on the ride...of course I'll have to tie a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling in.
 
2003-09-14 10:11:45 AM
Why did I read this?
Who cares. She swimming, he's in vegas.
I'm surprised they didn't report she pee'd in the pool.

I'm going for another cup of coffee.
 
2003-09-14 10:26:13 AM
Matt Damon dances a jig.
 
2003-09-14 10:28:50 AM
This should have an obvious tag.

\Puff Daddy also dances a gig
 
2003-09-14 10:29:39 AM
OMG!
OMGWTF!
OMGWTFOMFG!
OMGWTFOMFGMOAMIOGOSAGOCMGIOWAPZ!

I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.

Some people actually care?
I'm still stunned...
 
2003-09-14 10:30:27 AM
hrmm...then whats with all the limos that have been clogging the streets around here? the wedding was supposed to be in montecito, CA...i live two exits down the freeway from montecito, and yesterday there were insane amounts of limos everywhere.
 
2003-09-14 10:31:04 AM
Damn the press, for tearing apart two innocent young kids like that!
 
2003-09-14 10:32:16 AM
Yeah, I'm certain that thw whole world is crying on the inside.

I'm just glad that it's over. I can put up with the month of breakup coverage, as long as the insanity stops after that.
 
2003-09-14 10:32:43 AM
Its incredible how little i care.
 
2003-09-14 10:32:57 AM
in other news: j.lo is preparing to get divorce from X post-affleck husband
 
2003-09-14 10:33:39 AM
This reminds me of that time that this other celebrity couple broke up... it was sad, because I felt like I really knew them, and this time it would be different.
 
2003-09-14 10:34:25 AM
Good. Can the media shut up now? Probably not. Yeah, I'm a hypocrite (read the "Bennifer" articles gah) - kinda like watching a train wreck.

/disgusted with myself.
 
2003-09-14 10:34:42 AM
I can't wait for the weekend E! special, "J.Lo love chain, from a to z"
 
2003-09-14 10:35:03 AM
AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh! NO!

How will I go on?
 
2003-09-14 10:35:28 AM
oh please god no... NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! WHAT IF PEOPLE START STARVING, WARS BREAK OUT AND PEOPLE START GETTING RAPED! WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN? *WHAT* *WILL* *HAPPEN* *THEN* ??!!??!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MY LIFE IS VERY MUCH AFFECTED BY THIS TRAGEDY!!
 
2003-09-14 10:35:59 AM
Hmmm...its gonna be pretty sad if we get over 100 comments for this story since noone gives a shiat.
 
2003-09-14 10:36:06 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


what was the question?
 
2003-09-14 10:38:15 AM
We need to hook Ben up with Fred Durst
 
2003-09-14 10:38:29 AM
I am so surprised.
 
2003-09-14 10:39:37 AM
LIKE, OMG! AS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE POSTPONEMENT OF THE WEDDING, WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END ...

Tell'em, Collin!

 
2003-09-14 10:40:27 AM
The only reason I care is because now I may be spared from seeing anymore J. Lo and Ben stories.
 
2003-09-14 10:41:35 AM
Damn, I'll miss hearing that amusing nickname "Bennifer",

R.I.P. Bennifer.
 
2003-09-14 10:41:37 AM
this.....this cant be happening
 
2003-09-14 10:41:53 AM
Did anybody actually buy any of this in the first place. Gee they looked and acted so natural together... duh. Hey Drew Barrymore and Dennis Rodman called.
 
2003-09-14 10:42:22 AM
HOORAY! Now we don't have to hear about it anymore. Too bad fark has to post this shiat.
 
2003-09-14 10:42:43 AM
oh no! now we'll never get another gigli!
 
2003-09-14 10:42:51 AM
I'm relieved... because this means within a couple of weeks, NO MORE FARKING JLO/AFFLECK STORIES.
 
2003-09-14 10:43:58 AM
What a farking tragedy. I'm going to get another cup of coffee.
 
2003-09-14 10:44:12 AM
it's fun to biatch about how unimportant and annoying this stuff is though? eh? EH?
 
2003-09-14 10:44:17 AM
Does he still get ass-visiting privleges? An occasional squeeze perhaps

That girl is nutty like Jif. Unfortunately its the wacky, crazy ones that look good that catch men in their webs of craziness and hot sex. Then all of our guy friends laugh at us.
I bet Matt Damon is calling him up to bust Ben's balls right now.
 
2003-09-14 10:45:23 AM
Now I DO wonder if this means Jersey Girl won't get made...I've never like Jennifer Lopez OR Ben Affleck, but Kevin Smith has never dissappinted me.
 
2003-09-14 10:45:38 AM
I am gripped with fear and sadness that fark has become People magazine
 
OBB
2003-09-14 10:46:31 AM
The horror.... the horror....
 
2003-09-14 10:46:56 AM
Gee, don't you know Puff Daddy is laughing right about now.
 
OBB
2003-09-14 10:47:08 AM
(Actually, more like *The whore..... the whore.....*)
 
2003-09-14 10:47:53 AM
WTF are JLo and Affleck?
 
2003-09-14 10:47:54 AM
Ay caramba!! El biggo culo has been set free.
 
2003-09-14 10:48:39 AM
and i don't care about anyone not caring about bennifer.

and i'm sure no one cares about me not caring about not caring about anyone not caring about bennifer.

but i don't care if anyone doesn't care about me not caring about anyone not caring about bennifer.

so there.
 
2003-09-14 10:48:39 AM
I'm with cybercyph -- I think calling off the wedding and "breaking up" was just a publicity stunt to get media attention away from the wedding, which I think will actually take place this weekend. But enough thought wasted on them -- time to get back to more productive time wasters, like reminiscing about Atari games.
 
2003-09-14 10:49:04 AM
puta
 
2003-09-14 10:49:14 AM
It's just a shame that two love-struck, self-absorbed, narcissistic kids can't make it in this world.
 
2003-09-14 10:50:05 AM
Droogmilk--

"Jersey Girl" is in the can already. Prepare to be disappointed.
 
2003-09-14 10:50:37 AM
who gives a flyin', furry, freak over these no-talent hacks... Has anyone seen Daredevil... what a load of shiat.. an animated 2X4 piece of wood would have done a better acting job.... (now that movie is on pay-per-view directtv....) Go away Jen and Ben! Go away Jen and Ben!Go away Jen and Ben!Go away Jen and Ben!Go away Jen and Ben!
 
2003-09-14 10:51:41 AM
I think she left Ben for ME...
 
2003-09-14 10:52:24 AM
Thank God!
 
2003-09-14 10:54:01 AM
I saw one scene in "Daredevil", the bar fight scene. It looked awful. Its one dude, just shoot him. That movie was crap.
\Id still put it in her though
 
2003-09-14 10:54:53 AM
 
2003-09-14 10:55:31 AM
Wow, there sure are a lot of people in here who felt the need to inform others that they don't care.
 
2003-09-14 10:57:27 AM
ROFLMFAO

Good! I was sooooooo beyond sick of hearing about them and seeing their ugly mugs on TV every 20 seconds.
 
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