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2011-08-20 04:00:02 PM
Needs Sick tag.
 
2011-08-20 05:20:51 PM
Wait. Dick Armey? Freedomworks? What does that have to do wit the Tea Party, which I've been assured is a totally grassroots, non-corporate/lobbyist funded popular uprising which doesn't really exist anyway because they don't have a headquarters?
 
2011-08-20 09:25:41 PM
It's true. The Tea Party might even vote for a Democrat.

hahahahahaha
 
2011-08-20 10:09:39 PM
The current field of Republican candidates:

i219.photobucket.com

*facepalm*
 
2011-08-20 10:15:07 PM
Rick: "Dick hick prick, lick Rick dick"
 
2011-08-20 10:15:10 PM
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
 
2011-08-20 10:15:26 PM
Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.
 
2011-08-20 10:15:42 PM
Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed.

[oh_wait_youre_serious.jpg]
 
2011-08-20 10:15:47 PM
FTA:
Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed.

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-08-20 10:16:27 PM

Genevieve Marie: The current field of Republican candidates:

[i219.photobucket.com image 303x1023]

*facepalm*


That is frighteningly accurate.
 
2011-08-20 10:19:01 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed.

[oh_wait_youre_serious.jpg]


5 frickin' seconds...
 
2011-08-20 10:23:56 PM

Ed Finnerty: Genevieve Marie: The current field of Republican candidates:

[i219.photobucket.com image 303x1023]

*facepalm*

That is frighteningly accurate.


It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so depressing.
 
2011-08-20 10:31:31 PM
So very close, subby.

i1127.photobucket.com

/Valiant effort, though
 
2011-08-20 10:32:06 PM
Wait a minute, some people in America take the Tea Party seriously? I thought it was a joke, or bad satire or something. Holy shiat what the hell happened to you guys??

/I love America as a neighbor, we could have done worse, and as a good neighbor I worry.
 
2011-08-20 10:36:41 PM
Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed.

Which is why you're saying they won't vote for Rick Perry? I mean, doesn't that imply you're assuming they're a group of people with a predictably similar mindset?

Armey says the Tea Party is afraid of what he calls "Obama's incompetence" and they "thank the Lord he is too incompetent to do what he would like to do."

Jesus f*cking Christ on a crutch, which is it: Obama is too incompetent to destroy this country or Obama is so powerful that he's destroying this country. He can't be both.

Gah! Tea Party f*cks trying to have their cake and deport it, too. Makes it hard to have a discussion about them without feeling many brain cells cry out in terror before being silenced.
 
2011-08-20 10:38:13 PM

reveal101: Wait a minute, some people in America take the Tea Party seriously? I thought it was a joke, or bad satire or something. Holy shiat what the hell happened to you guys??

/I love America as a neighbor, we could have done worse, and as a good neighbor I worry.


Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'm hoping it's more of a "last throes" thing than a "fark it, everybody's going off this cliff" thing but you never know. The next election cycle will be very telling/terrifying.
 
2011-08-20 10:39:15 PM
What a nit-pickin' dick tickler.
 
2011-08-20 10:46:19 PM
So they basically want him to cater to their every whim. It's their way of saying that he better out-crazy Bachmann, or they'll vote for her.
 
2011-08-20 10:46:39 PM

propasaurus: Wait. Dick Armey? Freedomworks? What does that have to do wit the Tea Party, which I've been assured is a totally grassroots, non-corporate/lobbyist funded popular uprising which doesn't really exist anyway because they don't have a headquarters?


Came here to say this, stoked to see it in one of the first coments. Oh, and that unlike Rome, this neo-KKK was built in a day the think tank way, and where evil meets ignorance, we ALL pay.

02varvara.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-08-20 10:50:50 PM

notmtwain: Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.


THIS.

/farking illiterate farkers
 
2011-08-20 10:51:43 PM
i.imgur.com

What a Dick Armey might look like.
 
2011-08-20 10:52:23 PM

delreydaddio: propasaurus: Wait. Dick Armey? Freedomworks? What does that have to do wit the Tea Party, which I've been assured is a totally grassroots, non-corporate/lobbyist funded popular uprising which doesn't really exist anyway because they don't have a headquarters?

Came here to say this, stoked to see it in one of the first coments. Oh, and that unlike Rome, this neo-KKK was built in a day the think tank way, and where evil meets ignorance, we ALL pay.

[02varvara.files.wordpress.com image 460x428]


I heard that Standard and Poors had downgraded the Tea Party to KK+
 
2011-08-20 10:53:54 PM

Hobodeluxe: delreydaddio: propasaurus: Wait. Dick Armey? Freedomworks? What does that have to do wit the Tea Party, which I've been assured is a totally grassroots, non-corporate/lobbyist funded popular uprising which doesn't really exist anyway because they don't have a headquarters?

Came here to say this, stoked to see it in one of the first coments. Oh, and that unlike Rome, this neo-KKK was built in a day the think tank way, and where evil meets ignorance, we ALL pay.

[02varvara.files.wordpress.com image 460x428]

I heard that Standard and Poors had downgraded the Tea Party to KK+


For some reason "Ku Klux Plus" sounds more serious.
 
2011-08-20 10:54:07 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x372]

What a Dick Armey might look like.


Hey baby, I came armed this time. *purses lips*
 
2011-08-20 10:54:25 PM
There are those of us that don't give a shiat what Dick Armey says. Vagina Coastguard otoh...

but srsly? The only candidate this TEA Partier likes is RON PAUL. Because the others just don't love individual freedom as much. And they are almost all moral majority types piggybacking on RON PAUL's message with more nationalist tones. He's the least jingoistic guy out there and deserves some farking respect.
 
2011-08-20 10:57:38 PM
Did anyone spot this line in TFA? - "Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed."
 
2011-08-20 10:59:16 PM

turbidum: notmtwain: Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.

THIS.

/farking illiterate farkers


nick (nk)
n.
1. A shallow notch, cut, or indentation on an edge or a surface: nicks in the table; razor nicks on his chin.
2. Chiefly British Slang A prison or police station.
3. Printing A groove down the side of a piece of type used to ensure that it is correctly placed.
tr.v. nicked, nick·ing, nicks
1.
a. To cut a nick or notch in.
b. To cut into and wound slightly: A sliver of glass nicked my hand.
2. To cut short; check: nicked an impulse to flee.
3. Slang To cheat, especially by overcharging.
4. Chiefly British Slang
a. To steal.
b. To arrest.
Idiom:
in the nick of time
Just at the critical moment; just in time.

Illiterate, so I looked it up first.

/subby
 
2011-08-20 11:02:09 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: notmtwain: Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.

THIS.

/farking illiterate farkers

nick (nk)
n.
1. A shallow notch, cut, or indentation on an edge or a surface: nicks in the table; razor nicks on his chin.
2. Chiefly British Slang A prison or police station.
3. Printing A groove down the side of a piece of type used to ensure that it is correctly placed.
tr.v. nicked, nick·ing, nicks
1.
a. To cut a nick or notch in.
b. To cut into and wound slightly: A sliver of glass nicked my hand.
2. To cut short; check: nicked an impulse to flee.
3. Slang To cheat, especially by overcharging.
4. Chiefly British Slang
a. To steal.
b. To arrest.
Idiom:
in the nick of time
Just at the critical moment; just in time.

Illiterate, so I looked it up first.

/subby


So why no subject-verb agreement?

/I'll concede that "nick" is valid. . . didn't know that.
//Still seems like you were going for the headline Snapper Carr referenced.
 
2011-08-20 11:04:25 PM
SHUT UP VAGINA COASTGUARD, YOU COCK!
 
2011-08-20 11:06:04 PM
Mustache Cash Stash
 
2011-08-20 11:06:30 PM

Kome: Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed.

Which is why you're saying they won't vote for Rick Perry? I mean, doesn't that imply you're assuming they're a group of people with a predictably similar mindset?

Armey says the Tea Party is afraid of what he calls "Obama's incompetence" and they "thank the Lord he is too incompetent to do what he would like to do."

Jesus f*cking Christ on a crutch, which is it: Obama is too incompetent to destroy this country or Obama is so powerful that he's destroying this country. He can't be both.

Gah! Tea Party f*cks trying to have their cake and deport it, too. Makes it hard to have a discussion about them without feeling many brain cells cry out in terror before being silenced.


It's an even-numbered day, so today he's incompetant. He goes back to masterminding tbe destruction of the country tomorrow.
 
2011-08-20 11:08:12 PM

turbidum: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: notmtwain: Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.

THIS.

/farking illiterate farkers

nick (nk)
n.
1. A shallow notch, cut, or indentation on an edge or a surface: nicks in the table; razor nicks on his chin.
2. Chiefly British Slang A prison or police station.
3. Printing A groove down the side of a piece of type used to ensure that it is correctly placed.
tr.v. nicked, nick·ing, nicks
1.
a. To cut a nick or notch in.
b. To cut into and wound slightly: A sliver of glass nicked my hand.
2. To cut short; check: nicked an impulse to flee.
3. Slang To cheat, especially by overcharging.
4. Chiefly British Slang
a. To steal.
b. To arrest.
Idiom:
in the nick of time
Just at the critical moment; just in time.

Illiterate, so I looked it up first.

/subby

So why no subject-verb agreement?

/I'll concede that "nick" is valid. . . didn't know that.
//Still seems like you were going for the headline Snapper Carr referenced.


(Is the) Headline a statement?
(I) Was hoping the question mark would imply a "will" at the beginning.
(Do you) Understand?
 
2011-08-20 11:13:23 PM
Yeah, the Christian Nationalist Party will listen with an open mind to all kind of views.
 
2011-08-20 11:14:04 PM
Teabaggers are still holding out hope that Vagina Coastguard enters the race.
 
2011-08-20 11:27:31 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-08-20 11:27:35 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: (Is the) Headline a statement?
(I) Was hoping the question mark would imply a "will" at the beginning.
(Do you) Understand?


These sentences sound malformed:
(Can) Albert help me now?
(Does) Velma want to go to the store?
(Will) Dick nick Rick pick?
(Has) Casey seen Planet of the Apes?

Why? Because while those auxiliary verbs can be implied in sentences, it is for the ease of discourse. That is why you can say "Understand?" in lieu of "Do you understand?" The subject is implied because we are talking to each other.

This is not the case when your subject is a third-person subject, especially when it is a stated third-person subject (i.e. not all auxiliary verbs can be implied all the time).
 
2011-08-20 11:28:37 PM
Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters who won't be easily swayed


operatorchan.org
 
2011-08-20 11:32:41 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: notmtwain: Dick nick Rick pick?

Dick nixes Rick pick?

"Nick" is not the singular form of nixes.

THIS.

/farking illiterate farkers

nick (nk)
n.
1. A shallow notch, cut, or indentation on an edge or a surface: nicks in the table; razor nicks on his chin.
2. Chiefly British Slang A prison or police station.
3. Printing A groove down the side of a piece of type used to ensure that it is correctly placed.
tr.v. nicked, nick·ing, nicks
1.
a. To cut a nick or notch in.
b. To cut into and wound slightly: A sliver of glass nicked my hand.
2. To cut short; check: nicked an impulse to flee.
3. Slang To cheat, especially by overcharging.
4. Chiefly British Slang
a. To steal.
b. To arrest.
Idiom:
in the nick of time
Just at the critical moment; just in time.

Illiterate, so I looked it up first.

/subby

So why no subject-verb agreement?

/I'll concede that "nick" is valid. . . didn't know that.
//Still seems like you were going for the headline Snapper Carr referenced.

(Is the) Headline a statement?
(I) Was hoping the question mark would imply a "will" at the beginning.
(Do you) Understand?


Ixnay on the ickNay.
 
2011-08-20 11:33:22 PM
Armey insists Tea Party members are independent minded voters . . .

Are they still trying to play this talking point? The Tea Party is the extremist arm of the GOP. There's nothing independent about them.
 
2011-08-20 11:40:07 PM

turbidum: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: (Is the) Headline a statement?
(I) Was hoping the question mark would imply a "will" at the beginning.
(Do you) Understand?

These sentences sound malformed:
(Can) Albert help me now?
(Does) Velma want to go to the store?
(Will) Dick nick Rick pick?
(Has) Casey seen Planet of the Apes?

Why? Because while those auxiliary verbs can be implied in sentences, it is for the ease of discourse. That is why you can say "Understand?" in lieu of "Do you understand?" The subject is implied because we are talking to each other.

This is not the case when your subject is a third-person subject, especially when it is a stated third-person subject (i.e. not all auxiliary verbs can be implied all the time).


Still green.
 
2011-08-20 11:46:26 PM
Hey, in the Tea Party's Defense, there's a whole lot of crazy they have to sort through to pick the canddate that best fits their image
 
2011-08-20 11:48:04 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Still green.


Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: (Is the) Headline a statement?
(I) Was hoping the question mark would imply a "will" at the beginning.
(Do you) Understand?

These sentences sound malformed:
(Can) Albert help me now?
(Does) Velma want to go to the store?
(Will) Dick nick Rick pick?
(Has) Casey seen Planet of the Apes?

Why? Because while those auxiliary verbs can be implied in sentences, it is for the ease of discourse. That is why you can say "Understand?" in lieu of "Do you understand?" The subject is implied because we are talking to each other.

This is not the case when your subject is a third-person subject, especially when it is a stated third-person subject (i.e. not all auxiliary verbs can be implied all the time).

Still green.


Still wrong.
 
2011-08-20 11:48:40 PM
I wasn't expecting the Grammar Inquisition.
 
2011-08-20 11:50:59 PM

Genevieve Marie: The current field of Republican candidates:

[i219.photobucket.com image 303x1023]

*facepalm*


This is possibly the most insightful commentary on the current crop of Republican candidates that has ever or will ever be done.
 
2011-08-20 11:55:06 PM

turbidum: Still wrong.


Curb verb, disturb turb'?
 
2011-08-20 11:59:22 PM
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GRAMMAR
 
2011-08-21 12:04:42 AM
what! no Perry pics that I can fap to?
I am sooo disappointed
 
2011-08-21 12:07:55 AM
Hueg_Redd: I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GRAMMAR

Well Kelsey isn't here, so there isn't any...
 
2011-08-21 12:08:06 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: turbidum: Still wrong.

Curb verb, disturb turb'?


Harass ass; sass impasse.
 
2011-08-21 12:09:21 AM

Kirk's_Toupee: what! no Perry pics that I can fap to?
I am sooo disappointed


Here ya go.

www.wbez.org
 
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