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(Some Guy)   "Amputation faked for insurance money." How do you FAKE an amputation?   (uppermichiganssource.com) divider line 94
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2011-08-19 02:22:52 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-08-19 02:25:45 PM

Watchman: [farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


OMFG R U A WIZ@RD??1 :O
 
2011-08-19 02:34:35 PM
www.movievortex.com
 
2011-08-19 02:49:33 PM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
 
2011-08-19 02:50:53 PM
Linoleum_Blownapart

Aaaaaaand were done here :)
 
2011-08-19 02:54:57 PM
Insurance money for amputations? I thought those were only flesh wounds.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-08-19 03:02:22 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Linoleum_Blownapart

Aaaaaaand were done here :)


God I hope that means you recognize Eddie Murphy from a 28 year old movie, and not that you think I actually posted a legless veteran.
 
2011-08-19 03:16:57 PM
media.screened.com
 
2011-08-19 03:31:29 PM
I don't know, subby. You've stumped me.
 
2011-08-19 03:46:14 PM

cmunic8r99: Insurance money for amputations? I thought those were only flesh wounds.

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Buncha yellow bastards out there
 
2011-08-19 03:52:04 PM
Linoleum_Blownapart:

I hope that means you recognize Eddie Murphy from a 28 year old movie

first thing that went through my mind :)
 
2011-08-19 04:12:51 PM
It's an expensive trick; it costs an arm and a leg.
 
2011-08-19 04:16:04 PM

Linoleum_Blownapart: veedeevadeevoodee: Linoleum_Blownapart

Aaaaaaand were done here :)

God I hope that means you recognize Eddie Murphy from a 28 year old movie, and not that you think I actually posted a legless veteran.


Agent Orange
 
2011-08-19 05:24:44 PM
Here is what my feet looked like, before the...accident.

www.vibeweekly.com
/lost three toes on each foot. It was awful.
//hot
 
2011-08-19 05:27:01 PM
ask this guy -

img836.imageshack.us
 
2011-08-19 05:28:34 PM
Was he charged with impersonating a one-armed bandit?
 
2011-08-19 05:43:19 PM
the ol' tuck-n-tape
 
2011-08-19 05:45:26 PM
chicago.metromix.com
 
2011-08-19 05:45:29 PM
media.tumblr.com

And THAT is why you never try to steal money from insurance companies
 
2011-08-19 05:47:19 PM
Knows how to do it right. As in not left.

i164.photobucket.com

/Hail to the King baby.
 
2011-08-19 05:49:40 PM
Ask these guys

cdn.trendhunterstatic.com
 
2011-08-19 05:49:42 PM

euphonicnight: [media.tumblr.com image 500x284]

And THAT is why you never try to steal money from insurance companies


He stole.
 
2011-08-19 05:49:50 PM
26.media.tumblr.com

I don't know about that, but I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock.
 
2011-08-19 05:50:11 PM
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
 
2011-08-19 05:50:35 PM
Came for the Lt. Dan reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-08-19 05:52:35 PM
This story has me hopping mad.
 
2011-08-19 05:54:41 PM

ultraholland: the ol' tuck-n-tape

i.imgur.com
 
2011-08-19 05:54:55 PM
images.pictureshunt.com

Suspected accomplice.
 
2011-08-19 05:55:14 PM
I think I saw a movie like that once......

whitecliffpublishing.files.wordpress.com

/good flick
//not how you clean a squirrel tho
 
2011-08-19 05:55:47 PM
How do you FAKE an amputation?

Very carefully.
 
2011-08-19 05:59:09 PM
It's easy to spot a fake though; you just look for the pixels.
 
2011-08-19 05:59:44 PM

Ass_Master: I think I saw a movie like that once......

[whitecliffpublishing.files.wordpress.com image 550x315]

/good flick
//not how you clean a squirrel tho


images1.cliqueclack.com

/schwing!
 
2011-08-19 06:00:15 PM

perilsensitive: [chicago.metromix.com image 500x331]


looks like penis.
 
2011-08-19 06:03:30 PM
www.factmonster.com


www.die-screaming.com


S'easy
 
2011-08-19 06:04:35 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-08-19 06:07:50 PM
www.zuguide.com
 
2011-08-19 06:09:50 PM
Medical language has a vocabulary and style that takes some effort for a novice to replicate, plus ensure all the necessary x-rays, lab tests, nurse, physio, occupational therapy notes are there. Could easily be a few dozen pages all told. I expect someone at an insurance company that was used to reading these types of records would pick up on this pretty quickly.
 
2011-08-19 06:14:40 PM
Yeah, this guy's list of crimes just scream, "ARREST ME! I'M STUPID!".
 
2011-08-19 06:23:29 PM
Join the teaparty and tell everyone you had your brain amputated.
 
2011-08-19 06:30:16 PM
During his plea agreement, LeDuc agreed to pay full restitution for the losses he caused in committing these crimes.

Will you take a check?
 
2011-08-19 06:30:58 PM
i184.photobucket.com

Not sure if not serious....
 
2011-08-19 06:31:31 PM
I guess he couldn't amputate the long arm of the law.
 
2011-08-19 06:33:38 PM
Easy.

You take the grated guard off of a screw conveyor tube.

You insert your toe.

Profit by suing for an amputated toe.

Except screw conveyor tends to grab and pull stuff in.

So you really sue for a foot amputated at the ankle instead of an amputated toe.

Ahhh, feed lots.
 
2011-08-19 06:37:16 PM
Came for Fargo, leaving now!
 
2011-08-19 06:40:20 PM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2011-08-19 06:43:45 PM
img31.imageshack.us

/going old school here
 
2011-08-19 06:46:57 PM
Don't amputate it! Put a slide on it.

Hound Dog could play barre chords with his huge thumb.

He cut the extra finger off his right hand with a razor blade.
 
2011-08-19 06:48:02 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-08-19 06:50:00 PM

Hack Patooey: Ask these guys

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Hmm, this does bring up an interesting question.

IIRC, dismemberment insurance doesn't specify how many you're SUPPOSED to have. Say you did have a useless third arm, and lost it in an accident, would you get payola? You're disabled for life, with only two good arms left...
 
2011-08-19 06:52:45 PM
mimg.ugo.com

/and now more modern
 
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