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		Swiss say they'll continue making great chocolate and cheese, but their special on legally paying 16-year-olds for sex ends soon (businessweek.com)		68
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strangeguitar		2011-08-19 12:42:36 PM

Soon?? How soon?

How can you expect a guy to make travel plans?

Foreground My Ass		2011-08-19 12:44:38 PM

abhorrent1		2011-08-19 12:44:48 PM

I'm on my way!

UltimaCS		2011-08-19 12:44:51 PM

WHY IS EXPEDIA SO SLOW?!

bhcompy		2011-08-19 12:45:59 PM

itspeterj		2011-08-19 12:48:37 PM

I tried to book a flight, but apparently Chris Hansen is the travelocity's new spokesman. I'm having a seat....

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2011-08-19 12:49:24 PM

Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

KrispyKritter		2011-08-19 12:50:04 PM

magnificent bastards really know how to drum up tourism

/need pics

bigworld		2011-08-19 12:51:28 PM

Not just girls, Swiss girls.

www.fecielo.com

RedfordRenegade		2011-08-19 12:52:45 PM

Sweet jesus, Swiss me up and get me high.

bdub77		2011-08-19 12:53:05 PM

Well damn. I guess I'll have to go back to sticking my dick in packets of Swiss Miss.

Calm Down You Spaz		2011-08-19 12:53:19 PM

But lax banking laws and accounts used to hide illegally gained money is still ok right?

I can still go to Thailand for the other thing

Bluemookie		2011-08-19 12:53:27 PM

strangeguitar: Soon?? How soon?

How can you expect a guy to make travel plans?

i1080.photobucket.com

Harold_of_the_Rocks		2011-08-19 12:53:50 PM

Actually, the Swiss don't make the best Chocolate and Cheese (new window)

JohnCarter		2011-08-19 12:54:39 PM

Let's see, $900 from JFK to Zurich, I think my Labor Day plans are firmed up...along with other things

Odd Bird		2011-08-19 12:56:15 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

I think it's Never Say Never Again

redmid17		2011-08-19 12:56:44 PM

itspeterj: I tried to book a flight, but apparently Chris Hansen is the travelocity's new spokesman. I'm having a seat....

Just book a flight to Germany. It many ways it is the Alabama of Europe, and the age of consent is 14.

Wangiss		2011-08-19 12:57:47 PM

make sure to buy a shirt that says "are you tighter than a fifth grader?"

staphkiller		2011-08-19 12:57:52 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

Never Say Never, Again or something like that. Sean Connery was rebooted as 007 in an Ian Flemming knockoff James Bond flick. I think Kim Bassinger was the bond girl in that flick.

JohnCarter		2011-08-19 12:58:03 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

Never Say Never Again - 1983

upload.wikimedia.org

RandomAxe		2011-08-19 01:02:49 PM

their special on legally paying 16-year-olds for sex ends soon

It'll just go back to being free. If you can't talk a 16-year-old into having sex with you, you don't deserve to be able to afford to pay one to, either.

/not saying you SHOULD do either of those things

protectyourlimbs		2011-08-19 01:03:51 PM

But adopting them is still legal...Right?

Free Range Deranged		2011-08-19 01:05:04 PM

First Nazi gold, now this. What is the world coming to?

Leeds		2011-08-19 01:06:49 PM

I just can't picture it.

Exactly what might a 16 year old Swiss slut look like?

Anyone?

bdub77		2011-08-19 01:08:35 PM

Exactly what might a 16 year old Swiss slut look like?

Anyone?

Taylor Hanson?

justanotherfarkinfarker		2011-08-19 01:10:21 PM

Wait so is 18 still legal for swiss whores? Can't knock them for having a reasonable legal hooker age. That's an expensive country probably like $400USD an hour for a so so girl.

monoski		2011-08-19 01:12:14 PM

What is the best part of dating 16 year old girls?

//there are 16 of them

7wolf		2011-08-19 01:14:43 PM

Most countries I've lived in (I've not checked in Canada) I could have sex with 16 yr olds legally for free, so I'm not seeing the appeal in paying.

/also, 16 yr olds are annoying as all hell, why would you even want to?

cig-mkr		2011-08-19 01:15:51 PM

http://www.ageofconsent.com/uscitizens.htmLink (new window)
WARNING!
You can be prosecuted for underage sex when you return to the US !

croesius		2011-08-19 01:16:03 PM

Joke fail

RedfordRenegade		2011-08-19 01:18:09 PM

cig-mkr: http://www.ageofconsent.com/uscitizens.htmLink (new window)
WARNING!
You can be prosecuted for underage sex when you return to the US !

Oh, sorry, I read that as "prostituted" for underage sex when you return....

I gotta get my head out of the alps.

cig-mkr		2011-08-19 01:18:31 PM

Link (new window)
My bad

croesius		2011-08-19 01:18:34 PM

I can't put my finger on it, but these baby biatches might be singing the HIV song in that trade.

annoyed_grunt		2011-08-19 01:23:05 PM

RandomAxe:
It'll just go back to being free. If you can't talk a 16-year-old into having sex with you, you don't deserve to be able to afford to pay one to, either.

You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave you alone after.

RandomAxe		2011-08-19 01:26:31 PM

You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave you alone after.

Pff. Call Child Services.

Seriously, though, this is the reason not to start a charismatic cult. You know why those things end with mass suicides? Because when you get sick of those people, you can't just break up with them. It's like having 200 stalkers.

Nuttier than squirrel turds		2011-08-19 01:27:51 PM

annoyed_grunt: RandomAxe:
It'll just go back to being free. If you can't talk a 16-year-old into having sex with you, you don't deserve to be able to afford to pay one to, either.

You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave you alone after.

Why not just give them some money for ice cream or some Justin Bieber tickets?

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2011-08-19 01:28:24 PM

Odd Bird: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

I think it's Never Say Never Again

Thank you (and to StaphKiller and JohnCarter as well). I get frustrated with hotlinks that don't describe what they're a picture of, though I understand why it has to be that way for privacy's sake. I saw that photo and thought, is that the farking Black Adder??! No way! Then I thought, maybe it's DeNiro, with that beauty mark, and from that angle, but I didn't remember DeNiro and Connery being in a movie together in those period clothing. I never saw Never Say Never Again (at least I don't remember). With the title, I can look up movie info.

The farking Black Adder with James Bond. Damn. Ok. Thank you again.

redmid17		2011-08-19 01:33:02 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Odd Bird: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

I think it's Never Say Never Again

Thank you (and to StaphKiller and JohnCarter as well). I get frustrated with hotlinks that don't describe what they're a picture of, though I understand why it has to be that way for privacy's sake. I saw that photo and thought, is that the farking Black Adder??! No way! Then I thought, maybe it's DeNiro, with that beauty mark, and from that angle, but I didn't remember DeNiro and Connery being in a movie together in those period clothing. I never saw Never Say Never Again (at least I don't remember). With the title, I can look up movie info.

The farking Black Adder with James Bond. Damn. Ok. Thank you again.

that guy looks less like DeNiro and more like PeeWee Herman or Mr Bean

/also found it out it is Mr Bean

VictorOfBorge		2011-08-19 01:47:39 PM

Switzerland is one of the few countries in Europe where paying 16 and 17-year-olds for sex is legal.

www.ericdsnider.com

What a country!

frizzantik		2011-08-19 01:49:17 PM

monoski: What is the best part of dating 16 year old girls?

//there are 16 of them

I think i might have loled a little too hard at this one
/too hard
//little

frizzantik		2011-08-19 01:51:51 PM

redmid17: The farking Black Adder with James Bond. Damn. Ok. Thank you again.

that guy looks less like DeNiro and more like PeeWee Herman or Mr Bean

/also found it out it is Mr Bean

the Black Adder and Mr Bean are played by the same actor...

GroverCleveland		2011-08-19 02:06:10 PM

bigworld: Not just girls, Swiss girls.

[www.fecielo.com image 500x298]

hate to break it to you, but Swiss women are not typically too attractive

lots of inbreeding to keep the money in the family

Swiss will do anything for money, ask the Nazis

lordaction		2011-08-19 02:08:28 PM

redmid17: itspeterj: I tried to book a flight, but apparently Chris Hansen is the travelocity's new spokesman. I'm having a seat....

Just book a flight to Germany. It many ways it is the Alabama of Europe, and the age of consent is 14.

12 in Mexico. They are some sick farks.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2011-08-19 02:08:51 PM

redmid17: ~~Just book a flight to Germany. It many ways it is the Alabama of Europe, and the age of consent is 14~~ Herp Derp I dunno how the consent laws actually work in Germany and think that a 50 year old dude paying a 14 year old for sex wouldn't be thrown in jail because I saw someone say so on the internethurrrrr.

ftfy

mralphabet		2011-08-19 02:18:25 PM

This is what happens when you find a person in the Alps.

redmid17		2011-08-19 02:25:16 PM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: redmid17: Just book a flight to Germany. It many ways it is the Alabama of Europe, and the age of consent is 14 Herp Derp I dunno how the consent laws actually work in Germany and think that a 50 year old dude paying a 14 year old for sex wouldn't be thrown in jail because I saw someone say so on the internethurrrrr.

ftfy

I was quoting Archer you farking moron. Apparently pop culture is lost on some people. Wow I just can't believe how farking stupid you are. God, normally I don't rant like this but you just set a new bar for being a "moran."

piperTom		2011-08-19 02:34:08 PM

Why do people hate money? Anything that is legal to do for free should be legal to do for money.

Age of consent in Switzerland is 16. Nuff said.

rockforever		2011-08-19 02:50:37 PM

piperTom: Why do people hate money? Anything that is legal to do for free should be legal to do for money.

Age of consent in Switzerland is 16. Nuff said.

Because we need to think of the children... but not like that.

/16 year old is not a child.
//but may or may not be an adult either.

Odd Bird		2011-08-19 02:53:45 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Odd Bird: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Foreground My Ass: [img855.imageshack.us image 640x291]

What movie is that???

I think it's Never Say Never Again

Thank you (and to StaphKiller and JohnCarter as well). .... I never saw Never Say Never Again (at least I don't remember). With the title, I can look up movie info.

The farking Black Adder with James Bond. Damn. Ok. Thank you again.

As a Bond fan, new and old, I rate "Again" as a 6.5, give it an 8 if you're a Kim Bassinger fan.