MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought they'd prayed the drought away/no?
Overfiend: What does politics have to do with drought?
protectyourlimbs: Alright people.. who let a democrat move into Texas?
Pro Zack: This will never happen if Gov. Perry was president. Because then he'd control the weatherapparently he has a time machine too.(verb tense, how does it work?)
Worst.Fark handle. ever.: That's because there were some Texans who weren't praying to JAY-ZUSS loudly enough.
LindLTaylor: It has been August weather here since June. Most of my neighbors have pretty much given up on laws and gardens this year. Even with a sprinkler system it is a real mess keeping up with watering. I have to get up early and hand water specific shrubs, trees and parts of the lawn and I feel I am just barely getting by.
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: God is testing their faith, duh.
fatandolder: Overfiend: What does politics have to do with drought?This is fark. The idea is to bash, religion, Texas, Perry, republicans, or all of these. It does not matter take you pick.
BunkoSquad: Can we please let them secede now, before the bills hit the rest of America?
EyeballKid: Can you build a weather-controlling device with minimum wage labor? Oh well, back to praying.
wyltoknow: fatandolder: Overfiend: What does politics have to do with drought?This is fark. The idea is to bash, religion, Texas, Perry, republicans, or all of these. It does not matter take you pick.Actually, as many people in this thread have stated (you would see if you bothered to read it before putting on your butthurt pants), the theme behind this bashing is to thoroughly mock Perry for his recent public exploits of encouraging his constituents to "pray the drought away". But, hey, don't let context get in the way of your pouting. Sniff sniff, why is Fark always so mean to Republicans? :(
HotWingConspiracy: Maybe shoot at the sky? Guns solve everything.
fireclown: I have to admit that this is a particularly stunning example of this.
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