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2011-08-18 09:04:37 AM
This is why the right to arm bears is so important.
 
2011-08-18 09:31:38 AM
Does Canada have a 2nd Constitutional Amendment that covers animal parts?

/weirdos
 
2011-08-18 09:31:47 AM
I was expecting some huge Texas flame war.

I will now retreat to my domicile.
 
2011-08-18 09:32:55 AM
You can have my bear arms when you pry them from my...arms.
 
2011-08-18 09:33:15 AM
The arms taste like crap though.
 
2011-08-18 09:33:27 AM
Funny
 
2011-08-18 09:34:40 AM
The 2A says nothing about bear hands. You have to fight oppression with bloody, bony stumps.
 
2011-08-18 09:35:16 AM
Subby should feel good about this pun.
 
2011-08-18 09:35:44 AM
This isn't a second amendment violation. The second amendment protects the citizen's right to bear.....

I see what you did there.
 
2011-08-18 09:35:49 AM
I lolled
+1 subby
 
2011-08-18 09:36:46 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
You can't take these on a plane now?
 
2011-08-18 09:37:30 AM
I like a good bear claw...

i938.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-18 09:38:25 AM
Canada enjoys 2nd amendment rights?
I did not know that.
 
2011-08-18 09:38:26 AM
LoL
+1

took me a minute.
 
2011-08-18 09:38:45 AM
slarti0001: Does Canada have a 2nd Constitutional Amendment that covers animal parts?

/weirdos


media.skateboard.com.au
 
2011-08-18 09:39:06 AM
i1081.photobucket.com

Egregious
 
2011-08-18 09:40:14 AM
schattenteufel: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
You can't take these on a plane now?


You and I need to breakfast together.
 
2011-08-18 09:40:18 AM
www.peanutfreeplanet.com
 
2011-08-18 09:40:28 AM
First
I was all, "This is Canada where the US amendments have..."
then...
oh... I see what you did there...
next...
groan...
 
2011-08-18 09:40:43 AM
dustlesswalnut: The 2A says nothing about bear hands. You have to fight oppression with bloody, bony stumps.

3.bp.blogspot.com
It's merely a flesh wound.
 
2011-08-18 09:42:20 AM
So...
If I understand this correctly, Canadian 2nd amendment makes it illegal to disarm bears?
 
2011-08-18 09:42:31 AM
dustlesswalnut: The 2A says nothing about bear hands. You have to fight oppression with bloody, bony stumps.

The founding fathers never envisioned a time when we would have the technology to cleanly and safely separate the paw from the arm. We should not forget the original intent of the amendment: to give us arms all the way down to the tips of the claws!
How else were we to defend ourselves from the redcoats and the rabid beavers they were always throwing at us?
 
2011-08-18 09:44:07 AM
www.northernsun.com

/from my cold dead bear claws, man
 
2011-08-18 09:44:33 AM
Subby you magnificent bastard
 
2011-08-18 09:44:41 AM
GUN THREAD! Hay guise, check out my awesome gun, aren't I awesome? We should go to the range sometime.

airsoftgunsupply.com
 
2011-08-18 09:45:22 AM
"It is legal to hunt both black and grizzly bears in B.C., but it is illegal to sell any bear parts."

Did they find an invoice in the bag, too? Or are they legal to hunt, legal to kill, legal to dismember, legal to eat, legal to turn into rugs... just not legal to transport? Or was it just because it was wrapped in foil? Because something like a bear paw really should be in a Zip-loc bag, for freshness.
 
2011-08-18 09:45:24 AM
Pfft... the US doesn't follow it's own constitution. Why should Canada?
 
2011-08-18 09:46:17 AM
it's = its (dammit)
 
2011-08-18 09:46:44 AM
Hardy har stubmitter.
 
2011-08-18 09:47:04 AM
img849.imageshack.us

COME AT ME BEAR
 
2011-08-18 09:47:12 AM
Great.. Now my coworkers think I'm crazy.
 
2011-08-18 09:47:30 AM
In Texas, those bears would have had the right to defend themselves. And you can now see why the 2nd is so important.

/+1 Subby, would LOL again.
 
2011-08-18 09:48:08 AM
Take the idiot to Churchill and let him apologise in person to the bears. That should end the trade.
 
2011-08-18 09:48:32 AM
*golf clap*
 
2011-08-18 09:49:13 AM
myrrh: GUN THREAD! Hay guise, check out my awesome gun, aren't I awesome? We should go to the range sometime.

[airsoftgunsupply.com image 411x270]


Amateur. This is how I defend myself and my family from criminals.

www.thewheelfx.com
 
2011-08-18 09:49:34 AM
resources3.news.com.au

Approves.
 
2011-08-18 09:49:46 AM
It won't make headline of the year because it's not stand alone, but it should at least get an honourable mention.
 
2011-08-18 09:51:19 AM
MutinousDoug: Canada enjoys 2nd amendment rights?
I did not know that.



Thankfully, no, we don't. We are allowed to own guns but, without the equivalent of a 2nd Amendment, we are spared the gun-mania of our southern neighbours. We also enjoy a death-by-gun rate of about 1/10th of the US. Apparently, 80% of our gun-deaths are suicides.
 
2011-08-18 09:51:22 AM
OK SUBBY. LOL COMING OUT.
 
2011-08-18 09:51:55 AM
hillary: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

Approves.


Is it wrong that I bearly contain my laughter at that?

/so wrong
 
2011-08-18 09:53:52 AM
Lmao.

+1
 
2011-08-18 09:54:14 AM
So, you can shoot a bear but what you do with him afterwards is a crime. Unless there's a couple of pegged legged bears walking around...

The wife got mad at me when we were at her redneck friend's trailer. Her friend's husband has two deer heads on the wall and I was doing their voices.

"So how'd you get here?"
"I dunno. I was just getting a drink at a creek and POW! some a--hole shoots me in my head."(*)
"Really, what kind of pants did he have on?"
"Didn't really get a good look. Chinos?"
"You got shot by an a--hole in chinos?"
"Fine I got shot by an a--hole in chinos. Okay smart a--. How'd you get up here?"
"Thought I smelled deer p----. Next thing I know, I got an arrow in my back. What kind of a--hole wears deer p----?"
"Obviously the same kind who puts Dale Earnhart memorial mirrors in the living room of a trailer."
"Does the wife know he watches porn on the dish?"

Harry!

(*) tip o' the hat to Marisa Tomei and her amazing technicolor bodysuit.
 
2011-08-18 09:55:02 AM
"Of course it's clear. Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall. How could that possibly be misconstrued?"
 
2011-08-18 09:55:36 AM
Mixed with tiger testicles and shark fins, it makes a lovely bearandaise sauce.

Add some panda lower intestine and it bestowes superpowers!

/silly asians.
 
2011-08-18 09:56:28 AM
The same dissatisfactions were evident in the old Soviet Union as, one by one, Lenin, and then Stalin, eliminated all dissent with the gulag and the firing squad.
 
2011-08-18 09:56:34 AM
hillary: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

Approves.


I see what you did there.
 
2011-08-18 09:57:36 AM
myrrh: GUN THREAD! Hay guise, check out my awesome gun, aren't I awesome? We should go to the range sometime.

[airsoftgunsupply.com image 411x270]


I paint orange tips on all my guns. I get way less hassle from the cops that way. Dunno why.
 
2011-08-18 09:58:14 AM
AbbeySomeone: hillary: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

Approves.

Is it wrong that I bearly contain my laughter at that?

/so wrong


I loled too. We're bad people.

"Is it wrong that I bearly contain my laughter at that?"

This bears repeating.
 
2011-08-18 09:58:25 AM
Hate this but there's no discounting its appropriateness for our beloved subby.

files.sharenator.com
 
2011-08-18 10:00:02 AM
coobs.files.wordpress.com
 
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