This is why the right to arm bears is so important.

The arms taste like crap though.

This isn't a second amendment violation. The second amendment protects the citizen's right to bear.....

I see what you did there.

I like a good bear claw...

LoL
+1

took me a minute.

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You can't take these on a plane now?

You and I need to breakfast together.

COME AT ME BEAR

*golf clap*

Approves.

So, you can shoot a bear but what you do with him afterwards is a crime. Unless there's a couple of pegged legged bears walking around...

The wife got mad at me when we were at her redneck friend's trailer. Her friend's husband has two deer heads on the wall and I was doing their voices.

"So how'd you get here?"
"I dunno. I was just getting a drink at a creek and POW! some a--hole shoots me in my head."(*)
"Really, what kind of pants did he have on?"
"Didn't really get a good look. Chinos?"
"You got shot by an a--hole in chinos?"
"Fine I got shot by an a--hole in chinos. Okay smart a--. How'd you get up here?"
"Thought I smelled deer p----. Next thing I know, I got an arrow in my back. What kind of a--hole wears deer p----?"
"Obviously the same kind who puts Dale Earnhart memorial mirrors in the living room of a trailer."
"Does the wife know he watches porn on the dish?"

Harry!

(*) tip o' the hat to Marisa Tomei and her amazing technicolor bodysuit.

"Of course it's clear. Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall. How could that possibly be misconstrued?"

The same dissatisfactions were evident in the old Soviet Union as, one by one, Lenin, and then Stalin, eliminated all dissent with the gulag and the firing squad.