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(Some Guy)   The top six overrated hotties. This is an outrage   (joblo.com) divider line 316
    More: Unlikely, Zoe Saldana, Salma Hayek, Kelly Brook, Angelina Jolie, Brangelina, adulation, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian  
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2011-08-18 04:11:50 AM
I am so glad Salma Hayek is on there. I don't think she's hot at all. I've never seen her smile ever and usually she looks like she's constipated.
 
2011-08-18 04:32:01 AM
The link took me to some fake virus spam website. That is not hot.
 
2011-08-18 04:47:02 AM
6. Katy Perry - yes
5. Salma Hayek - no
4. Angelina Jolie - hells yes
3. Halle Berry - now that you mention it, yes
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt - no
1. Zoe Saldana - no
 
2011-08-18 04:48:03 AM

rickmaze: The link took me to some fake virus spam website. That is not hot.


Joblo.com has been around as long as Fark. Did you forget to update your virus subscription this year?
 
2011-08-18 04:57:41 AM
THIS IS IN NO WAY A BOOKMARK, THERE IS NO POSSIBLE POTENTIAL FOR THIS THREAD, I AM TAKING A STAND AND NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS THREAD IN AN HOUR IN THE HOPES OF SOME POTENTIAL!!!

/good day sir.

//I SAID GOOD DAY!!
 
2011-08-18 04:58:52 AM
Katy Perry - no
Salma Hayek - no
Angelina Jolie - yes
Halle Berry - 2011 HB? Yes.
Jennifer Love Hewitt - yes
Zoe Saldana - who?
 
2011-08-18 04:59:27 AM
List is missing Scarlett Johansson.
 
2011-08-18 05:01:07 AM
6. Katy Perry - hells yes
5. Salma Hayek - hells yes
4. Angelina Jolie - hells yes
3. Halle Berry - hells yes
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt - hells yes
1. Zoe Saldana - hells yes

/what?
 
2011-08-18 05:01:13 AM
Well, I'm sure all those women are absolutely heartbroken re. your scathing article, Mr. "Randy the Ram". Or is it just Randy?

You sure put them in their place.
 
2011-08-18 05:05:27 AM
Stop trying to get a rise out of me subby.
 
2011-08-18 05:09:43 AM
www.fuckedgaijin.com
 
2011-08-18 05:11:09 AM
no...
i37.photobucket.com
 
2011-08-18 05:16:10 AM
Overrated? For sexiness? Turn in your Man card.

Talents of people on the list may be disputed, but all six of them are hot.
 
2011-08-18 05:18:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: List is missing Scarlett Johansson.


And also: Fark's favorite fat, fake firecrotch.
 
2011-08-18 05:21:34 AM
I'd turn away from a burning orphanage if Zoe Saldana was offering herself up to me across the street, so I'm definitely going to have to disagree with that one.
 
2011-08-18 05:23:23 AM
Guidette Frankentits, AverageAmericanGuy, Shrapnel :

So, do you think they're overrated or would you hit them? Or are you cavemen/women? Yes/no?
 
2011-08-18 05:39:36 AM
Create a list designed to incite nerdrage.

Submit link to said list to Fark.

Watch the page hits skyrocket!
 
2011-08-18 05:40:58 AM
I going to go ahead and say the guy that created this list is a sexless androgynous virgin
 
2011-08-18 05:43:24 AM
Yep, just as I suspected. All six of them are hot.

I'm usually one to tilt more to the Studman69 side, but seriously. These ladies are all gorgeous. I've seen a few pictures where JLH was less than stellar, but she's still hotter than 98.4 percent of the women I'll see on a daily basis. And that's based on my own scientific research.
 
2011-08-18 05:59:53 AM
So, written by a sexless person who is also trolling?
 
2011-08-18 05:59:53 AM

It's nice to see that a few gay bloggers are able to submit a few articles while on vacation.


If that is a list of overrated hot women, I'd like to see his list of six hot women. Probably just as trollish anyways.

 
2011-08-18 06:01:44 AM
List fails without Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, and Karen Gillian.

Those three of the epitome of average looking celebrities who are overrated because they tend to work on projects that pander to geeks.
 
2011-08-18 06:02:21 AM
Maybe you should drive:
I've seen a few pictures where JLH was less than stellar

Hell, even those ones where she's at the beach and supposedly looks terrible are pretty good. Then again I do like badonkadonk.
 
2011-08-18 06:05:53 AM
FirstNationalBastard:
List fails without Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, and Karen Gillian.

Those three of the epitome of average looking celebrities who are overrated because they tend to work on projects that pander to geeks.


Karen Gillian at least doesn't look like the kind of woman who would show up at your favourite bar with her massive guido in tow, and deliberately start a girl fight over some princess shiat. And I'm not biased at all because she's not even close to being the Doctor's sexiest companion (of the new ones, I liked Martha).
 
2011-08-18 06:13:59 AM
Zoe Saladana's only 'fault' is that she's stick thin.

Other than that, the list maker and the submitter are serious studman69'ers.
 
2011-08-18 06:18:13 AM
The only one I didn't know was #1. And she's ok. I can understand the other choices, altho I might share different opinions.

But Haile Berry on the list. And at #3? How about no!

Now that I look at the list again, I don't think the writer likes the dark meat.
 
2011-08-18 06:24:47 AM
Begun, the sucking of your blog has.
 
2011-08-18 06:39:05 AM

rickmaze: The link took me to some fake virus spam website. That is not hot.


THIS
 
2011-08-18 06:54:30 AM
That blog writer sounds gay.
 
Skr
2011-08-18 07:00:06 AM
My "everyone has one" about the starlets. Albeit I'm assuming it means overrated beauty and not acting ability.


6. Katy Perry - Zooey Deschanel pulls off similar beauty while still being cute and funny.

5. Salma Hayek - prefer Penelope Cruz when looking for a popular spanish enchantress

4. Angelina Jolie - I found her pretty in earlier films, but recently it seems her trademark traits are becoming caricatures of themselves. Bonus points for having a hand in Octomom creation.

3. Halle Berry - never shaken the 'butterface' impression I get with her

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Horrible clothing choices kills appeal. If she embraced and flattered her figure she would be better off.

1. Zoe Saldana - Never heard of her before hmm. She looks like a Jada Pinket knock off though.
 
2011-08-18 07:05:06 AM

Skr: 1. Zoe Saldana - Never heard of her before hmm. She looks like a Jada Pinket knock off though.


Famous for Avatar, as the native love interest, but she was CGI there, and as Uhura in the newest Star Trek movie, where she spent most of the movie shooting down Kirk, and some of it locking lips with Spock.
 
2011-08-18 07:09:39 AM
Link also took me to a fake anti virus prompt. My AV is up to date. Stay away.
 
2011-08-18 07:11:02 AM

Alphax: Famous for Avatar


chrisicisms.files.wordpress.com

?
 
2011-08-18 07:12:34 AM
No Such Agency:
Karen Gillian at least doesn't look like the kind of woman who would show up at your favourite bar with her massive guido in tow, and deliberately start a girl fight over some princess shiat. And I'm not biased at all because she's not even close to being the Doctor's sexiest companion (of the new ones, I liked Martha).

THIS!
 
2011-08-18 07:16:10 AM
I have never, ever found Angelina Jolie or JLH to be even remotely attractive. The collagen-puffed anorexic look isn't something I'm interested in.

As for the others-- their "perfect" beauty all comes from the same place-- Photoshop. (And teh boobies.)

I don't see the allure of it. It's like looking at a McDonald's ad-- you know it's completely fake and engineered to make you want it, but that over-engineering makes you completely disinterested.
 
2011-08-18 07:16:55 AM
Hallie Berry is overrated in both looks & acting. I honestly don't understand why this woman keeps getting work & attention.

I don't really have a problem with the other 5 woman. i think they're all very beautiful.

Other woman you can add to the list:

Lindsey Lohan: Even before she started on the crack I didn't get why so many guys liked her. Now that she's 23 & is headed towards looking 50 I REALLY don't understand the obsession with her.
The Olsen twins: Seriously ppl they look like a pair of orangutans.
Scarlett Johansson: I've never understood this one. She does NOT have a pretty face. I also hear she's not a very nice person. Which takes pts off for me. The only thing she has going for her is that she has a great pair of boobs. That can only take you so far though.
Megan Fox: Before the plastic surgery I could see why men would like her. Now she just looks very strange. She never should have messed with her face.
Jessica Alba: Ok she looked good in Sin City. I will give her that. Poor girl can't act her way out of a paper bag. It's sad when rolls are given based on how a person looks, rather than if they could act.
Rosario Dawson: Her bouncy boobs seems to distract men from her fugly face.
Taylor Swift: She's blond & skinny. That's usually all it takes these days to make a guy's head turn. I think she's kind of funny looking.

/not Studmanning I'm female.
 
2011-08-18 07:20:23 AM
Can't believe I forgot this one:

Jessica Biel: Her hair is stringy and she has an INCREDIBLY average face. I just don't get the obsession with her.
 
2011-08-18 07:20:32 AM

cerikpete: No Such Agency:
Karen Gillian at least doesn't look like the kind of woman who would show up at your favourite bar with her massive guido in tow, and deliberately start a girl fight over some princess shiat. And I'm not biased at all because she's not even close to being the Doctor's sexiest companion (of the new ones, I liked Martha).

THIS!


Maybe it's because I haven't gotten that far into Martha's run as Companion yet, but I still prefer Rose.
 
2011-08-18 07:20:35 AM

Skr:
6. Katy Perry - Zooey Deschanel pulls off similar beauty while still being cute and funny.


Hmm, now that you mention it they do look kind of similar. Has anyone else noticed this?
 
2011-08-18 07:21:23 AM
Zoe Saldana


Who?
 
2011-08-18 07:23:32 AM

nimawai: Lindsey Lohan: Even before she started on the crack I didn't get why so many guys liked her.


They remember that when they were 13 and saw the remake of "The Parent Trap" they wanted nothing more than to have a threesome with her and her.

nimawai: Rosario Dawson: Her bouncy boobs seems to distract men from her fugly face.


You madame, can die in a fire.

/Thank you Kevin Smith for the "ABC" number in Clerks 2.
 
2011-08-18 07:23:43 AM
fap?
 
2011-08-18 07:23:47 AM

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, and Karen Gillian Billie Piper.



FTFY.

Angelina is the Ali of currrent hotties -- once epic, now in the Chuck Wepner of hotness.

Zoe benefits for being in Avatar and the Trek reboot. Good call.
 
2011-08-18 07:26:00 AM

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, and Karen Gillian.

Those three of the epitome of average looking celebrities who are overrated because they tend to work on projects that pander to geeks.


You, sir, shall shut that whore mouth of yours.

And by the way, it's Gillan. If you're going to blather on so, have the intelligence to do a bit of research first.

You're going to miss everything cool and die angry.
 
2011-08-18 07:28:03 AM
cough cough JEWEL STAITE cough
 
2011-08-18 07:29:19 AM
The only list that Salma Hayek belongs on is my bucket list.
 
2011-08-18 07:29:33 AM

TripSixes: cough cough JEWEL STAITE cough


Underrated.
 
2011-08-18 07:33:14 AM

nimawai: Can't believe I forgot this one:

Jessica Biel: Her hair is stringy and she has an INCREDIBLY average face. I just don't get the obsession with her.


www.westcoastshow.com



Link (new window)

Yeah, I'm not sure, either. I've said before, and will loudly proclaim again, she has one of the best asses in Hollywood today.
 
2011-08-18 07:35:23 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Angelina is the Ali of currrent hotties -- once epic, now in the Chuck Wepner of hotness.


Chuck Wepner? OK, I LoLed.
 
2011-08-18 07:38:18 AM

TripSixes: cough cough JEWEL STAITE cough


I was okay with this thread until here.

Now I am outraged. Just outraged.

/outraged
 
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